St Marys High School - Gael Yearbook (Manhasset, NY)

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HH Baga Arnnnh Ihr nrlh Class of 60 Where are the SIX score and three from the Class of 59 The mere fact that only three from 59 name ly Clare Sherxdan Maryann Th1el and Hlldegard Becker have shown up for an Alumm Reun1on does not Just1fy your skept1c1sm Class of 60 We w1ll wager that you w1ll be unable to assemfble your class wlthn 80 days for our next reumon If accomphshed we 11 eat our words Class of 59 Accepted' Aroused to a fxghtxng pltch H1ldegard Becker retorts We shall return Wlth 123 members of 59 confined 1n a balloon 1n one balloon' Thus at thlrd per1od the followmg day our bal loon rose majestlcally from the roof of St Mary s to the amazement of the scoifers of 60 F1rst stop on the 1t1nerary was the lofty towers of Manhat tan where we spled Officer Schumm upbraldmg hom1c1dal Volkswagomsts Jane Igoe Francme Bonanno France Anne Tardlno and the Coynes attemptlng to avold h1tt1ng ex newspaperwomen El1zabeth Caffrey MHFISS Hlckey and Arlene A1 t1n1an who were holdlng a press conference on the steps of the UN we Jettlsoned a sandbag and unavo1dably decommxssloned Tablet edltor El1z abeth Rucco Talklng about the UN we overheard El1zabeth Cella IS sellmg the paper back CIHSSICS 1n Antarctlca Wh1le b1dd1ng farewell to the W1l llamsburg Brldge sure enough we slghted Caro lyn Cullen accompan1ed by professlonal chauffeur Betsy Kelly recrossmg for the1r 21st consecutlve year 1n a futlle attempt to deposlt the followlng glrls at Hoboken Stat1on Better late than never Mar1no Don t panlc Drummond My elght dol lars elghty cents down the draxn Flore I won der 1f they re say1ng the rosary McMahon Mary wood' Oh Marywood' Waftmg down the Atlant1c we cha chad 1nto Tr1n1dad to the tune of Barbara OBr1ens All Glrls Calypso Band w1th Margaret Pr1or at the upr1ght Joanne Auguste and Anne Gar1ty at the glockensprel E1leen McGu1re at the tambourlnes and Kay Seery at the bongos fTh1s IS a calypso band J f36l The company of Mary Keenan Margaret Kela her Stephanle Kacprzyk and Helen Kovalsky are seeklng South Amer1can buyers for the1r latest products Redl MIX Revolutlons and Mother Cas tros Home baked Purges B1g Bus1ness tycoons Mary Murphy V1rg1n1a Murphy Mary Reddy Jane Ford are swamplng the market w1th the1r Panama hats made 1n Japan Hopscotch1ng the Atlant1c we noted only one acc1dent was reported Gaye Troy unavo1dably crushed her lO00th pa1r of glasses The steamlng jungles of Afrlca soon hove 1nto VIEW In the undergrowth we noted safarl gu1de Chrls Cannella vallantly hackmg her way through the brush Members of the exped1t1on lncluded un known authoresses Elleen How to Chauffeur a Lark1n and L1ke It Crowley Rlta They Never Told Me Latln Would Be L1ke Th1s OMalley The Jlg Is Up Mahoney Barbara Assorted Tardy Excuses S1mpson plus Ger1 Trlano and Mar1e Savlno collaborators of The Art of Muf flng Emery Boards 1n French Classes and last but not least the Goerg grrls w1th the1r Meet Me at the Georgran Club On the banks of the mysterlous N1le we wxsked up Barbara Hart1gan who was st1ll belng pursued by the Department of Revenue for 1ncome tax evaslon Up from the Jungle and 1nto Italy we watch Pat Smlth off1c1al connolsseur of MaH1aCh16W1tZ wlnes whlch txtle she longed to have IH French Culture Class but fortunately was den1ed Mad Mathemat1c1ans Pat Carroll Mary Wlen ges and Pamela F1sh have Just drled the 1nk on the1r latest blunder a technlcal wonder of the age-' The Leanmg Tower of P1223 Doctors Llkely Kane M1les and McCarty ar wonderlng Can VSSUVIUS Break the Hablt '7 Catapultlng the Alps we sall 1nto gay Paree At the Louvre models Judy Annlbale Mary Barretta Maureen Castelhnl and Karen Franjola are model 1ng the1r grlns for the Mona L1sa Tooth Paste Ad In the subterranean depths of a Par1s1an cellar the lonely vo1ces of poets Ann Sheehan Nancy Ia 9 .. cs - . 9 ' 1 a a . as l , . , 1 - ', ' ' - v 1 - ' 7 . . . Y I 7 - - g, as - as 1 . u - ' 1 . . , . - 9 as . . . . 1 u as ' ' u ' ' ' I ' ' ' H , . . . v U .. . , . . , . ' as n ' , ' ' ' 77 ' KK Y ' ' ' Y, 7 . . . 7 , ' K6 ' ,, if . . 7 7 ' ,, . . . a ' ' u I ' KK 0 1 , - ' av . . . s Y . . . H n 1 I ' , , - .sv , . . . . 1 , 'T , - n - . , . , . . . . U ,, . , . - . ' Y n . ' ' , ' - cc - 77 , . . . . . . - - , 9 1 ' . . . , . , , , , cc . . as ' 1 1 ' - ' . rs as ' ' ' ' , 1 7 ' ff , ' 7, Cl ' ' . ' 7 , , s 1 ' ' 77 ' ll - 6 -,, Y 7 ' , ' 77 , . u n - n , , 7 Y N' ' Cl . ' 7, , . - ' cn as ' 7 . . , . , U . . . , . . ,, . . . , 7 7 , - 1 Q ' ' 7 D , Q

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wh1ch may serve to get her to the school on tlme Pete HBWIISOH leaves h1s brother and Steve Mc Grath leaves the school John Cueto donates one trlp to Cuba to any ad venturous taker Steve B1es leaves h1S class ad m1ss1on sl1ps to R1Cky Antona Twenty SIX volumes of the Encyclopedla Br1tan mca are bequeathed by Roslyn Larkm to her co ed1tor Sue OConnor 1n the hope that between the1r covers she w1ll f1nd stnnulatmg materlal for the Carrell Courler Upon Lorrame Ch1arello and Barbara Ind1ver1 Dlane Maner1 and Helen OConnell bestow two luxurlously elegant black mantlllas of 1mported lace John Tokar would hke to pass on h1s reserved seat 1n the cafeter1a and Andrew Murray be queaths h1s mornlng seat 1n Joes to Charl1e Rufe Maura Crowcock IS the rec1p1ent of the com blned and stupendous he1ghts of Pat Carroll and Pat Sherldan To saxd lengthy underclassmen Bar bara J ablonsk1 also bequeaths the vast and unseen reglons of the top shelf of locker no 450 A g1ant economy S1Z8d can of grease pamt as well as a few strands of gray ha1r are be queathed by Terry G1ordano to Clare Mepdo Wlth sad adreux Pat Sm1th bestows her motto The show must go on upon Margot Worfolk broke leaves a parkxng space 1n front of school for any worthy statlon wagon Tom Madigan would hke to leave h1s car and all h1s Junk parts to poster1ty Brlan Kenny leaves h1s Ford to a Jumor who l1kes a statlon wagon wlthout a re verse gear Heath Kennel bequeathes h1s beautl ful llmouslne to anyone who w1ll properly care for such a f1ne car J eannle Bauer complete wlth repertolre and un 1form IS left by her slster Cec1l1a to next year s varslty cheer1ng squad The three mllkweek slsters Flo MHIIHO Gmny Cook and Donna Raymond leave the memory of Flossy Fluffy and Fhtter to S1ster HOSIHH who may d1SpOSe of them as she pleases To any ten college crazed Jumors Eleanor Przy barowsk1 and Ellen Grosselfmger donate a multl tudmous accumulat1on of those v1tal catalogues In order to conserve t1me nerves and gasollne Jeanne Drummond and Clare Sherldan generous ly bestow upon St Mary s next delegat1on to Mary wood the W1ll1amsburg Brldge wh1ch 1n the past has proved 1nd1spensable J1m Gordon offers h1s pred1ct1on on the serles of 59 the Yanks w1ll WIH Jack Hayes leaves h1s pos1t1on as chlef sweep er 1n Bohack S to Dave Francescam Dxck Lee leaves to some aSp1l'1I'lg zoologlst m f35l the Junlor class a drunk rabblt by the name of Harvey Charles McLaugh11n offers these solemn words Cha' Cha' Cha' Tom McAvey passes on all h1s basketball Sklll to some J umor for next years Intramurals Brendan Kelly bequeaths h1s he1ght and hlS tremendous cheermg ab1l1ty To Pat Covney Loulse KIISOH leaves a large volume of s1ng1ng excerc1ses as well as one lace trlmmed fI'11l'1tgI'9eI1 sh1rt for the next St Pat rlcks Day Show For the Emplre look 1Roman that 1S, Ann Farrell bequeaths her s1xth per1od ha1rcut to Dlane Greene Semor II s absentee notebook 1S w1ll1ngly ceded by Francme Bonanno to any early b1rd Jun1or Mary Anne Wlenges laves one totally 1naccur ate basketball schedule and a few dlscarded art1 cles to the Magn1f1cat s second glrls sports ed1tor Arlene Art1n1an and Holly McCarty pass on to Lucy Berb1gl1a those hard earned A s found on page one of thelr respectlve Engl1sh notebooks B111 Ph1ll1ps leaves to a future Student Coun celor h1s worn armband and a used summons book Paul Sulllvan leaves h1s br1ll1ant theolog1cal questlons to Seymour Shea In the band B111 Heenan leaves h1s war torn trumpet to Mr Pellazarl Rlchard Olson donates Yamamoto leaves all h1s sour muslcal notes to h1s brother Roger Thousands and thousands of cheery good morn mgs are bestowed by El1zabeth Cella upon anyone awake at the unearthly hour of 8 30 A M In cons1derat1on of more clumsy successors Carol Denarl bequeaths one ace bandage to Ursula Gyurxk for a sk1 knee Whlle Ann Garlty tear fully parts w1th a treasured roll of Johnson and Johnson adhesxve tape Wh1Ch Barbara Tramer may f1nd useful An unused and unobserved school stop slgn IS handed over by Jean Plante to any law ab1d1ng Jumor Mary Coppmger and Pat Callahan after due cons1derat1on have bestowed the POSSGSSIOH of one frayed palr of blue and wh1te shoe laces and two yellowmg woolen socks upon Pat Barnard who w1ll f1nd them 1nd1spensable 1n further1ng her cheermg career B111 Mullaney passe on one seat on the Schenk bus to Ed Dandrea Art Conlon g1VeS a book of M1ss1on Day chances to B111 Joyce Tom Keenan leaves h1s patented halrcut to any long halred Jun 1or John Kutch leaves an old bottle of Indla 1nk to the next Art Edltor To the student councll Joan L1ke1y leaves not fCont1nued on page 411 . 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frate and Agnes Shcklen are heard recltmg thelr poetry Ode to a turtle Neck Sweater Contem platlons on a Dr1pp1ng Faucet Whlle attemptmg to rescue p1rouett1ng Jeanne Dalton from the t1p of the Elffel Tower we almost mlssed a four man art show 1nclud1ng such creatxons as Swan 1n Mldstream by Claudla Matson, A Study of Square Clrcles Enveloped 1n Obtuse Trapezolds by Kathy Nolan Impresslons Wh1le Observmg a Watched Kettle by Irene Dav1s and Chartreuse on Chartreuse by Susan Lahey Leap frogglng the Channel we drop ln on Eng land and gasped 1n amazement as V1rg1n1a Meola and Carol Bolen race down the stretch on thelr pogo st1cks at famous Upsons Downs In fashlon able Londontown Susan McMenam1n Patr1c1a Garamella and D1ane Abatell1 were observed modehng m1nk Teeth braces for the g1rl Wlth everythmg The Case of the Lacerated Locker has Lawyers Mary Rob1nson Mary Placsek Elea nor Pryzborowskl and Loretta Glennon stumped Must Nancy Drew be called 1119 Up over and 1nto U S S R w1th the O K from Amerlcan ambassador to Russla Mary Jane Doran we greet Slenderella Kathy H1gg1ns and Barbara Jablonskl attempting to demonstrate to female tractor drrvers the beneflt of themr egg and graham cracker d1et Th1s IS a real sabatoge' Followmg the tra1l of the Trans S1ber1an rallroad we wave to professlonal commuters Helen O Connell Dlane Manerl Leona Behan R1ta Dev1ne Mary Slngle ton and Reg1na McVann fond LIRR addlcts When they rode the scemc route to S1ber1a they declded to stay on permanently and have taken up resldence ln the observatlon car Some former St Marys cheerleaders Vlfglnla Cook Cec1l1a Bauer Jeanne Buchan Patrlcla Cal lahan Mary Coppmger Carol Denarl Ann Farrell Sue Hebron Betsy Kelly and Donna Raymond are demonstratlng second hand hula hoops to Esk1 mos Constant rotatlon maxntams a comfortable body temperature of 101 degrees Ever hear of a softer sell? Back down 1n Ch1na Marlon Sesso IS demon stratlng the lost art of growmg Fu Manchu Length Jewelry Mady Gonsalves Maureen Sexton and Pat Sherxdan are attemptlng to dxsprove the theory that thelr SIZE four and fxves are not the result of a foot bmdmg Travelmg saleswomen Shella Drlscoll Ellen Grosselfinger Marlse Hlckey and Sally H1gg1ston are st1l1 attemptmg to peddle mstant Water the G0b1 Desert Whxle hovermg over Txbet news reached our ears that the greatest hoax ln hlstory has been exposed The Abommable Snow 1371 men were none other than the sextet of Kathleen O Loughl1n Jean Plante Alxce Qulnn Mary Roul ette Rosa11e Rogers and Joan Schoenberger Down 1n Hawan Jeanette Lauffs and Patr1c1a Mulhns are recruxtmg members for the Alfred E Newman Fan Club 1n our newest state F1rst to slgn up were the B1g Four W s Wasselle Weh ner We1ss and Werkmexster Sa1l1ng 1nto home stretch was no easy task w1th 14145 lbs packed 1nto one balloon Across the U S we flew Cal1forn1a was where thesplans Gall Colhns Patr1c1a Negr1 Romano Ronzom and Rosalxe Rogers were starrlng 1n the1r latest I Was a Teenage Adolescent Then on across the Mxdwest where we swept Nebraska Ind1ana Pennsylvanla F1nally that glorlous New York lay beneath our basket Wlth a mlghty heave we tumbled onto St Mary s roof just 1n t1me to hear the 3rd perlod bell rlng exactly e1ghty days later We had ach1eved the 1mposs1ble' The Class of 60 ate the1r skeptlclsm w1th Chlll sauce and pep pers Author s note Our tour was actually late by ten mmutes L1ttle d1d the Class of 60 reallze but elghty days ago we were on shortened perlods and as you know the bells were rung a l1ttle earl 1er Extra note to be added In Stratford on Avon the company of Judy Hogan Ann Warble and Theresa Glordano were currently portraymg Shakespeare s Wltch No 1 Wltch No 2 and Wltch No 3 1n Macbeth so :bo ,xx 'Joi S U O 0.580 o ' 9 9 4,615 4, 4 - CEQ r '0.Q.qC'0 .5 1.4.. 5' 5 95 ' AJIJJO X X 'Q.,V ' r il f in P 4 . as H - 7 ' ' ' - . - , v v n u n . n 0 ' . a v ' . . . Us . . . . H - U ' ' ,, ' fl . - - as a ay, - . . - ,, - 9 U . . . s ' a 77 ' cc ' ' ' ' a as ' n 9 ' ' - I , ' - a u n u A 1 Q . n n Y Y . . . . H 77 - - ca - n - - ' ' I 1 . . Y 7 1 , , . . . , . , . . . y I ' - , 1 4 - ' s . 1 n l , ' , - u . 0 . . . , l , .... . . . , Y . . . . , . , ' ' ' 66 - 91 Y , ' ' sa - - 7 . . . l H . - . . , , . , . , 1 I . . . . y . . 7 ' 7 1 1 a ' . l . , , . . . . . 7 U Alaska refrlgerates a few surprise packages. ' ix , . . . . . ' . . 2 1 7 1 ' D:,N . . 5.1, 4 Y Y 7 , is y ' pst.: . ' . . ' - 5521-1 . P OJ I fdffrl ' 1 ' .l 9 R 5 4- -I ' K 5 - , Q 1 N ' q ' . . . . Q- -v 1 9 ' gr, C- :it gt 4 . A Fgxa 34 9 ' . 1 , 1 4 oo 4 . , A Q' I glb . . . A , .,, .s - l 'J s' . . . w ..l I' 1- .'4D' - - ' , Qs 5 .-'x - l ' . A .4 0.0. 1 . . ' ' I ' I' ' ' if s s . , A K ' ' f ' o J'- - ' 44- 77 in A N ' R sl f n - ' , r ' af ' ll '