St Marys High School - Labarum Yearbook (Saginaw, MI)

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Question: Why does a Junior resemble a ball of twine? Answer: Because he is all wrapped up in himself. if: 9+ 'Yr Question: Why did some members of the Class of '22 find their course difficult? Answer: Because they were too light for heavy work, and too heavy for light work. 4+ 9+ N Professor: Take the ant for example, it works hard all day and in the end what happens? Freshie: Someone steps on it. M AL JA fs 4 s 0 A free day between Semesters! A Who said so?-The Seniors. Who hoped so?-The Freshmen. Who got it?--NOBODY. 95 N 9? In Sophomore English Class. Sister: Who is the author of 'Lorna Doone? L. Goodman: Schust.f' .Y. N. .KL 4 4 s 4 1 M. Naegely: Have you read Freckles?' M. Schmaezle: No, I haven't any. J L JL JL A 4, 4 u Willie fBuried in grammarj : Pop, what is meant by the active and passive voice? Father: Your mother's and mine, son. U , U av 9: vc Triumph is a great word, yet Umph doesn't amount to much: it's the first syllable that counts-Try. it it if Young Bride- Fd like to buy an easy chair for my husband. Salesman- Morris ? Bride- No Clarence. ... JL . - 4- 4- 4. Hazel-- I think Jim's a coward. Mabel- You don't mean the quarter-back? Hazel- Why, yes, every time he gets the ball and some one comes to tackle him, he throws it to someone else. W N 64- If it be true that the good die young, then we can explain the un- timely demise of our New Year's resolutions. .

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Raining pitchforks is bad enough, but when it comes to hailing Jitney buses its pretty rough weather. Q -L :L J 7. l i Tv Personal Dynamics- Sambo, I don't understand how you can do all your work so quickly and so well. I'l1 tell yuh how 'tis, boss, I sticks de match enthusiasm to de fuse ob yenergy-and jes natchurally explodes, I does. 3, u :L 0 4- A Dick.- I saw 75 pupils deliberately get up and leave school to- day. Vincent.- What for? Dick.- School was out. AL AL JL . - fs 1 t Helen K.- Our dog eats most anything and he's very fond of children. 9+ if: +5 Floyd.- I have a suit of clothes for every day of the week. Jim.- So have Ig this is it I have on. JA an ' an .. .. .. , Alphonse H.- Do you know why they call me Alphonse? Art.-- No, why? Al. H.- Because that's my name. U , uv k if: Teacher.- Now William, name the largest known diamond. Bill.- The Ace. if M E-E Women may be a puzzle but few men are willing to give them up. YY V . L JL vr Dx .. Val. D.- Didn't you see me down town last night? I saw you twice. Catherine.- I never notice people in that condition. +5 it -P6 I Louis G.- I heard a lecture on the culture of prunes yesterday. The speaker was fine! He was just full of his subject. a ee +e Judge.- Now I don't expect to see you here again, Rufus. Rufus.- Not see me here again, Judge? Why, yo all ain't a goin' to resign yo job is yo, Judge?