St Marys College - Dial Yearbook (St Marys, KS)

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Young Burns had just completed his course in Salesmanship. During the summer he got a joh. and here’s the report on his first “sale. Customer: “Do you mean to tell me that this stuff will remove my heard it I just pour it on my face?’’ Burns: “Absolutely! The other day the boss spilt some on the rug and we came back the next morning and found linoleum. SIX A. M. AT ST. MARY’S. AS THIS POETS WOULD PUT IT Ciiaucer A place ther ben in this fair land of ours her belles do wake the sunne at erly hours hull longe beforne his wonted tyme to ryse. And cok does quitte his dreams in grate surprvse At swich an erly morn: anon he crows His morwe-tyde; then sleepily he goes, l akes up his perche and soone ysleeps once more. But in Loyola Hall, 'pon everich floor. The College boxes are yanken out of bed Som by ther let and som eek by ther bed. 1 muc. fellow 1 loon When the sun peeps o’er the golf-course. Lifts its rim just o’er the golf-course. And dispells the ling’ring mist-clouds From the laughing golf-course creek. Then the bells do start their ringing. Well we hear their ringing starting : How we start to hear them ringing. Ringing on our sleepy hearing. Ever louder, louder, louder. Ring the bells in yard and hall Ever sadder, sadder, sadder. Grow the boys both large and small. Alas! for the rarity Of Christian charity Under the sun. C )h ! it is horrible. There a whole corridor-full. Sleep, they get none. I haul them out gladly. Make them dress madly. W hile their eyes constantly Ever keep closing;— Kick them out instantly. Xo shy reposing. Joe M. O’Leary. FAMOUS SAYIXGS OF FAMOUS MEX “It won’t be long now,” moaned Pete Foote, as they cut another poem from his humor column. One Hundred Ninety-one

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“Tell them I'll be gone for the clay.” said the lunatic as he awoke. Customer: “May I have my egg order changed to scrambled?” Waiter (ex-football star): “Signals over, break up the play. Doctor: “Congratulations, governor, you’re the father of triplets.” Governor: “I demand a recount.” WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS? I quit singing with the choir when they found out what was the matter with it. I le: “Would you paint a portrait of my late uncle. ” Him: “Bring him in.” I le: “I said my late uncle.” I Iim: “Well, bring him in when he gets here.”—Ex. Speak: “Can I—or rather—may I borrow your green and yellow tic?” Easy: “Sure: but why the formality?” Speak: “I can’t find it.”—Ex. McXamar: “Why. in my town it takes fifteen minutes to walk around the railroad station.” Wise Fellah: “Yeah—how many times?” An optimist is a guy that takes two pens to an exam. Will wonders never cease? Ye editor actually saw a Junior wearing all his own clothes to the Prom. Bill: “Why do they call her Dot?” Harrv: “She’s always trying to polka head into other people’s affairs.” OX THE FOURTH FLOOR ANNEX “Are you using your cap this afternoon?” “Yeh. why?” “Then you won’t mind lending me your hat.” If you are a Nut Sundae, you are probably a nut. Monday, too. . . . Laff that off! Treasurer: “If you want to cash this check you'll have to endorse it.” Luke: “What do you mean, endorse it?” The Treasurer explained the matter. But Luke taking pen and ink wrote on the hack of the check: “To Luke from Mother.” “There’s something big on foot.” said Hughes as he watched Doc Hayes go into the shop of the chiropodist. One Hundred inety

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Grove Maxwell John J. King MAXWELL AND KING Live Stock Commission Co. Cattle—Hogs—Sheep Phone HArrison 8139 439 Live Stock Exchange KANSAS CITY, MO WHITEKER BROS. WHY! I should be careful with my diet BECAUSE first consideration must be given to well balanced meals. This is essential to good health. Doctors and dieticians agree that sea-foods TOPEKA, KANSAS are as necessary to good health and well balanced meals as bread, salt, etc., and should be eaten as regularly. The Exclusive mineral elements supplied by seafoods will prevent goiter and many other ailments caused from improper nutrition. Eating sea-foods frequent- Wholesale Fruits and Vegetables ly will be the means of your avoiding . these troubles and save you from the unpleasant duty of taking medicine. Cor. First and Kansas Avenue Think this over and eat more FISH ANI) OYSTERS FOR HEALTH T. C. WHITEKER, Sole Owner Supplied by MID-CENTRAL FISH CO. Kansas City, Mo. CLAY PRODUCTS STONE Face Brick ARTIFICIAL. Carthalite-Trusswall Common Brick NATURAL, Bedford-Carthage-Silverdale Hollow Building Tile Building Specialties of All Kinds “There is no substitute for Quality” THE LUMBERMEN’S SUPPLY CO. Wichita Oklahoma City Kansas City Topeka Hutchinson Springfield One Hundred Xinetytwo