St Marys College - Dial Yearbook (St Marys, KS)

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o- - gBsSjaBEmg Sl ADVERTISING V GRADUATION PRESENTS Nothing better for your friends than a souvenir of your Alma Mater. A High Class Line of Jewelry Silver and Gold Rings, Pins, Letter Openers, Fobs, Watch Chains, Brooches, Etc. All bearing the College Seal. A Fine Line of Felt Goods A large variety of St. Mary’s Pennants, Pillows, Table Throws, Wall Banners, Etc. We invite the Alumni to look over our stock at the ST. MARY'S COLLEGE ATHLETIC STORE 5 DIAL ANYMUAL Two Hundred Tliirly-Six

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ADVERTISING V : « A X X y I Thirteen to One. Judge—“Prisoner, the jury finds you guilty.” Prisoner—“That’s all right, judge, I know you’re too intelligent to be influenced by what they say.”—Jester. Nor Mine. Pat—“Mike, did you hear the sermon today?” Mike—“No, what did his reverence say?” Pat—“All about filthy lucre, the tainted money of the Vandcrgoulds and the Asterbilts.” Mike—“Tainted, did he say? Why, it’s not only tainted, but doubly tainted.” Pat—“How’s that?” Mike—“’Cause ’tain’t yours and ’tain’t mine.”—The Adelphian. The Maiden’s Prayer. Dear Lord, 1 ask nothing for myself! Only give mother a son-in-law.—Lc Journal Amusant. A Rooter. In Latin—“Chester, why do words have roots?” Chester—“Why, to make the language grow.”—The Wag. Zat’s Different. Husband—“Sec here, I thought you said you wouldn’t breathe that business secret to a single soul.” Wife—“I didn’t, John; I told it at the Mother’s Club.”—Notre Dame Scholastic. Jazz. A buzz saw ripping through a twisted log, A boiler factory working overtime, A siren madly shrieking in the fog, A poem with a poor beginner’s rhyme. That’s jazz. A dog fight underneath the kitchen floor, A drove of porkers squealing for their feed, The music of a cracking, swinging door, A racing motor being tuned for speed, That’s jazz. A riveter at work above the street, An engine toiling with a heavy train. The rustle, scrape and tramp of restless feet, The mad, crazed fancies of a dummy brain, That’s jazz. —Ex. SPECIALISTS Athletic Knitted Wear For Every Sport O’SHEA KNITTING MILLS 2414 N. Sacramento Ave., Chicago, III. THE RED LINE TRANSFER AND STORAGE CO. Phone 494 Maple We Haul Everything 5 1 5 East Court Ave., Des Moines, Iowa DIAL ANAUAL - K il Two Hundred Thirty-Five

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ADVERTISING srj MARY’S COLLEGE ST. MARYS. KANSAS “Tom Playfair’s School JESUIT BOARDING SCHOOL FOR BOYS COLLEGE DEPARTMENT Four-year courses leading to A. B., B. S., and Litt. B. Degrees. Two-year Pre-medical course. HIGH SCHOOL DEPARTMENT Classical. English-Scientific and English-Commercial courses. Band MUSICAL DEPARTMENTS Orchestra Glee Club In charge of Professor Remy Den Haerynck and Professor A. Ghysbrecht, both graduates of the Royal Conservatory of Brussels. Affiliated with University of Kansas. Accredited by the Kansas State Board of Education and North Central Association. GOOD SCHOLARSHIP AND TRAINING OF CHARACTER CHIEF AIM Athletics encouraged. Modern buildings. Private rooms for advanced students. Extensive campus. Two gymnasiums. Tennis courts. Swimming pool. etc. Healthy location. Physician in attendance daily. Graduate nurse in charge of College Infirmary. A DEMOCRATIC SPIRIT TRADITIONAL For catalogue write to REV. BENEDICT J. RODMAN. S. J., President mm -5 DIAL ANNUAL Two Hundred Thirty-Seven