St Marys College - Dial Yearbook (St Marys, KS)

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ADVERTISING - SANTEE FURNITURE COMPANY St. Marys, Kansas Try Wheeling Seed Stogies Hand Made Long Filler. Once Tried Alwaya Liked. Once Liked Always Kept on Hand. Manufactured by J. F. MILLER 2149 Market St., Wheeling, West Va. All Makes for Sale or Rent $3.00 Down, Balance Easy Payments Write for Offer 121 WESTERN TYPEWRITER COMPANY 520 Kansas Ave. TOPEKA. KANSAS W. A. L. THOMPSON HARDWARE CO. Jobbers Hardware Automotive Supplies TOPEKA. KANSAS Naughty, Naughty! Gerlaugh—“Say, that’s a pair of shoes you have on.' Zinn—“Yeah, both soles gone h---1 already.” wicked to Versatile Stuff. Slattery — Have you ever used BEANSHINE hair tonic?” McDonnell—“Once. Don’t you think it has an awful flavor?” Heard in Music Hall. Rose—“I’m never happy unless I'm breaking into song.” Prof.—“Why don’t you get the key and you won’t have to break in?” What We’d All Like to Know. I.oftus—“What makes a balloon go up?” Burke—“Simple! Hot air and gas.” Loft us—“If that’s the case I don’t sec how you keep down.” Our Little Boy. Prof, (to little Johnnie Batson)— Can you name the seasons, Johnnie?', Johnnie (lisping)—“Yeth thir; thalt. pepper, vinegar and musthard.” Correct. Physics Prof.—“Blandford, what is a vacuum?” Charley—“Oh. it’s a—a—well, it’s in my head, but I can’t scent to think of it just now.” While Abroad. Smyth (gazing at live volcano)— Looks like hell, doesn’t it?” Native—“My. how these Americans have traveled.” Once a Month Whether He Needs It or Not. 1st—“I say. Where are the showers around here?” 2nd—“Don’t know, only been here six weeks myself.” Span'sh Influence. Normilc (relating the “why” of Smyth’s accident)—“He has a Spanish prof, and tried to get on the good side of him by fighting the bull out at the dairy barns, but the bull threw him over the fence. We thought he was going to die for a while.” Rit (hearing only the end of the story)—“Did he kick the bucket?” Normilc— No, but he turned a little pale.” Take Your Time. Blanford—“You say a banquet reminds you of a wheel? How come?” Motherway— The longer the spokes the greater the tire.”—L. H. DIAL ANAIUAL ! X K K ' X K a I M i Two Hundred Thirty.Two

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