St Marys College - Dial Yearbook (St Marys, KS)

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 Heard in the Refectory. McAllister (with pitcher poised in hand, trying to be polite)—“Milk or water?” Porter—“Don’t tell me! Don’t tell me, please, let me guess!” Aches. Hun—“How do you feel?” Gry—“Like a stuffed owl.” Hun— How’s that?” Gry—“Awful.” Back From the Victory. Cadle—“Had a dish of ox-tail soup downtown for supper. It made me feel bully.” Slattery—“That’s nothing, the hash we had for supper made me feel like everything.” Self-Oiling. Brick—“That good-looking fellow you just finished dancing with is in my class.” Easter Visitor—“You flatter yourself.” Unusual. Wade—“How’d you manage to get in before eleven Sunday night?” Lcnihan—“Oh, I had a little hard luck. I leaned against the doorbell.” Possibly. Physics Prof.—“Now, boys, according to this law. in going down this incline I will gain lour feet a second. ’ Rousing—“He’d soon he a centipede.” Given Away. Colgan—“Was that last card I dealt you a spade?” Magncr—“Yes, why?” Colgan—“I knew it was, you spit on your hands before you picked it up.” Couldn’t Make It. Holt (to McDonnell, who had spilled the milk reaching to the end of the table for the chicken)—“Why stretch all over the table, haven’t you a tongue ?” McDonnell—“Yes, but it won't reach that far either.” Retribution. He wears my shoes, My hat, my shirt; And sometimes spends My dough, does Bert. My handkerchiefs, My towels, my ties; He wears ’em all, But, men, he buys My cigarettes.—Ex. DE DONDER CO. Pharmacists St. Marys, Kansas VICTORY CAFE Meals and Short Orders Home Made Pastries Fountain Service DIAL ANYMUAL CX T Two Hundred Twenty-Nine

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ADVERTISING NO MECHANISM NO FAILURE NO TROUBLE WHILE ST. MARY'S COLLEGE CELEBRATES ITS DIAMOND JUBILEE. THE ZIGZAG LAMP IS IN ITS FIRST YEAR. BOTH HAVE THE SAME AIM. a. m. s. g. Huir the (Strata (Sinry nf (Soil The Church demands Olive Oil in the Sanctuary lamp. She allows the use of Vegetable Oil, where Olive Oil is not easily obtainable. It is to bring back the use of these oils for the Sanctuary lamps that the ZIGZAG was invented. DIRECTIONS FOR THE USE OF THE ZIGZAG FIXTURE Lower the fixture, just as it comes to you, in the oil and light it. No new wick is needed for the second glassful. THE COST OF THE ZIGZAG The fixture loaned gratis, on the promise not to use the forbidden oils with it. Wick supplied without charge as long as our oils are used. THE COST OF THE OIL OLIVE OIL POCO OIL. Our own importation, the very best The very best table and salad oil and finest. produced in the U. S. Per gallon ... .......$5.50 Per gallon ..............$2,50 About six gallons will be a year’s About eight gallons will be a year’s supply. supply. Two Inner Glasses at 50c Each Are Needed. B. MULLER-THYM CO. The Catholic Supply House 1 325 Grand Avenue Kansas City, Mo. DIAL ANAIUAL Two Hundred Twenty-Eight

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DIAL ANNUAL Among the Leaders There are fully 150 truck manu' facturers in America, but 85 per cent of the total production comes from ten factories. Among these first ten are Graham Brothers, whose rapid advance in the 1 ton and 1 Vi ton truck field is due, in no small measure, to the good will of large fleet owners, who are showing a com stantly increasing preference for Graham Brothers Trucks. 1 Ton Chassis. $1265; J'A Ton. $1325; f. o. b. Detroit or Evansville, Ind. BROTHERS Evans ville Graham Brothers Trucks SOLD BY DODGE BROTHERS DEALERS EVERYWHERE Two Hundred Thirty