St Marys College - Dial Yearbook (St Marys, KS)

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 ADVERTISING SPECIAL SERVICE To College Men and Visitors to St. Marys Money Sent and Received by Wire Western Union Agency FARMERS RESERVE STATE BANK of St. Marys OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS F. J. Arand C. G. Cullivan J. E. Nadeau Gus Allen MEMBERS FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM DEPOSITS GUARANTEED H. S. Ludwig A. A. Ronssc T. F. Collins Geo. J. DcDonder PETER FOOTE REAL ESTATE SERVICE 7900 Stony Island Ave. CHICAGO DIAL ANNUAL Two Hundred Twenty-Seven

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ADVERTISING ST. MARYS GARAGE W. R. NEWTON. Prop. Expert Repairing Machine Shop Accessories U. S. and Michelin Tires and Tubes Phone 161-165 Livery Service D. J. LANE Cigars Sodas Victory Highway Bertrand Ave. ST. MARYS. KANSAS ')V In English. Prof.—“What docs this sentence mean, ‘Pic wrung a meager existence from his job?’” Snide—“He was probably a sexton.” —Notre Dame School. Another Prodigal. Fond Mother—“Bobbie, come here, I have something nice to tell you.” Bobbie (age six)—“Aw—I don’t care. I know what it is. Big brother’s home from college.” Fond Mother— Why, Bobbie, how did you guess?” Bobbie—“My bank don’t rattle any more.”—The Wag. Accidental. Prof.—“Can you tell the class the name of the belt north of the equator?” Junior—“Can’t, sir.” Prof.— Correct.”—The Wag. Oh, I Sec. Jack—“My girl shows good taste.” Jim—“How’s that?” Jack—“She’s wearing the stockings I gave her for Christmas.”—Panther. A Sure Bet. She—“My lips arc the best looking in the university.” He—“I’ll put mine up against yours any time.”—Awgwan. Take Note. It’s easy enough to giggle At a'jokc that’s full of vim, But the man worth while Is the man who can smile When the raw one is pulled on him. —The Delta. Nondestructive. Makins—“Brick, your head reminds me of a dollar.” Brick—“Oh, because 1 have so much sense ?” Makins—“No, you dumb-bell! Because it’s just one bone.” An Honorable Degree. Said the friend to the proud father of a college graduate who had just been awarded an A. M. degree: “I suppose Robert will be looking for a Ph. D. next?” No, he will be looking for a J. O. B.”—Lakeside Punch. A Century Plant. Typist Instructor—“What are you looking at the clock for?” Joe Shaw—“Im timing myself.” Typist Instructor (sarcastically)— “You don’t need a clock; you want a calendar.”—The Adelphian. =w's53 DIAL ANNUAL f » r y : y x u K ; y V r, 1 y X Tivo- tltindred Twenty-Six .

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ADVERTISING NO MECHANISM NO FAILURE NO TROUBLE WHILE ST. MARY'S COLLEGE CELEBRATES ITS DIAMOND JUBILEE. THE ZIGZAG LAMP IS IN ITS FIRST YEAR. BOTH HAVE THE SAME AIM. a. m. s. g. Huir the (Strata (Sinry nf (Soil The Church demands Olive Oil in the Sanctuary lamp. She allows the use of Vegetable Oil, where Olive Oil is not easily obtainable. It is to bring back the use of these oils for the Sanctuary lamps that the ZIGZAG was invented. DIRECTIONS FOR THE USE OF THE ZIGZAG FIXTURE Lower the fixture, just as it comes to you, in the oil and light it. No new wick is needed for the second glassful. THE COST OF THE ZIGZAG The fixture loaned gratis, on the promise not to use the forbidden oils with it. Wick supplied without charge as long as our oils are used. THE COST OF THE OIL OLIVE OIL POCO OIL. Our own importation, the very best The very best table and salad oil and finest. produced in the U. S. Per gallon ... .......$5.50 Per gallon ..............$2,50 About six gallons will be a year’s About eight gallons will be a year’s supply. supply. Two Inner Glasses at 50c Each Are Needed. B. MULLER-THYM CO. The Catholic Supply House 1 325 Grand Avenue Kansas City, Mo. DIAL ANAIUAL Two Hundred Twenty-Eight