St Marys College - Dial Yearbook (St Marys, KS)

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ADVERTISING ST. MARYS GARAGE W. R. NEWTON. Prop. Expert Repairing Machine Shop Accessories U. S. and Michelin Tires and Tubes Phone 161-165 Livery Service D. J. LANE Cigars Sodas Victory Highway Bertrand Ave. ST. MARYS. KANSAS ')V In English. Prof.—“What docs this sentence mean, ‘Pic wrung a meager existence from his job?’” Snide—“He was probably a sexton.” —Notre Dame School. Another Prodigal. Fond Mother—“Bobbie, come here, I have something nice to tell you.” Bobbie (age six)—“Aw—I don’t care. I know what it is. Big brother’s home from college.” Fond Mother— Why, Bobbie, how did you guess?” Bobbie—“My bank don’t rattle any more.”—The Wag. Accidental. Prof.—“Can you tell the class the name of the belt north of the equator?” Junior—“Can’t, sir.” Prof.— Correct.”—The Wag. Oh, I Sec. Jack—“My girl shows good taste.” Jim—“How’s that?” Jack—“She’s wearing the stockings I gave her for Christmas.”—Panther. A Sure Bet. She—“My lips arc the best looking in the university.” He—“I’ll put mine up against yours any time.”—Awgwan. Take Note. It’s easy enough to giggle At a'jokc that’s full of vim, But the man worth while Is the man who can smile When the raw one is pulled on him. —The Delta. Nondestructive. Makins—“Brick, your head reminds me of a dollar.” Brick—“Oh, because 1 have so much sense ?” Makins—“No, you dumb-bell! Because it’s just one bone.” An Honorable Degree. Said the friend to the proud father of a college graduate who had just been awarded an A. M. degree: “I suppose Robert will be looking for a Ph. D. next?” No, he will be looking for a J. O. B.”—Lakeside Punch. A Century Plant. Typist Instructor—“What are you looking at the clock for?” Joe Shaw—“Im timing myself.” Typist Instructor (sarcastically)— “You don’t need a clock; you want a calendar.”—The Adelphian. =w's53 DIAL ANNUAL f » r y : y x u K ; y V r, 1 y X Tivo- tltindred Twenty-Six .

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 ADVERTISING SPECIAL SERVICE To College Men and Visitors to St. Marys Money Sent and Received by Wire Western Union Agency FARMERS RESERVE STATE BANK of St. Marys OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS F. J. Arand C. G. Cullivan J. E. Nadeau Gus Allen MEMBERS FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM DEPOSITS GUARANTEED H. S. Ludwig A. A. Ronssc T. F. Collins Geo. J. DcDonder PETER FOOTE REAL ESTATE SERVICE 7900 Stony Island Ave. CHICAGO DIAL ANNUAL Two Hundred Twenty-Seven