St Marys College - Dial Yearbook (St Marys, KS)

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 advertising B. H. STOLTMAN REAL ESTATE CO. 4003 Chouteau Avenue, ST. LOUIS, MO. Everything You Buy at This Store Must Be Right —or Your Money Back.” We are Headquarters for Young Men s Correctly Styled Clothes Your patronage is appreciated Auerbach A Guettel THE PALACE CLOTHING COMPANY Emporia. Kansas Topeka. Kansas Kansas City, Mo G- Tg-g fbIAL ANAUAT. « A y u a Two Hundred Twettty-fivt

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 fl ADVERTISING M. Born Company Chicago, 111. Clothes “Tailored to Measure by Born” give college men the style, fit, rich woolens and long wear they expect at a substantial saving in price. GOOD THINGS TO EAT AT CREMERIE RESTAURANT AND CAFETERIA (upstairs) We welcome out of town guests. 726 Kansas Ave. Topeka True Story. Mike Ryan—“The next number on the program is a toast to the ladies by Mr. Ramacciotti. Ram—“I haven’t the crust.” Our Shows. Butts—“Gee, that Harold Lloyd is sure funny. He’d make a donkey laugh.” Shorty Mac—“Yah. I noticed you almost rolled off your chair.” A Tribute. Ferguson has a tenor horn, A soloist is he; If he played solo we couldn’t hear, It would seem fine to me. Perspective. Cuban—“Soon we seniors will be leaving these halls of learning and 1 want to thank you for all I know.” Fr. John—“Oh, don’t mention it; it’s a mere trifle.” Strange Appetite. Bahl—“You remind me of a moth.” Scotty—“How’s that?” Bahl—“Oh, you’re always chewing the rag.” Red Tape. Wop—“What job you wanta me to do?” . Boss—“Oh, just take your pick.”— Puppet. Blackmail. Frank—“I don’t sec how you tell those Smith twins apart.” Hank—“Easy. Mabel always blushes when she sees me.”—Tiger. Smart Youth. Hist. Prof.—“Why are the middle ages known as the Dark Ages?” Wise Froth—“I guess because there were so many knights.”—The Wag. Victory in Defeat. The Diner (after valiant but futile struggle)—“It must have been a very tender hearted butcher who killed that lamb.” Waiter—“Yes, sir; why, sir?” Diner—“He must have hesitated three or four years before striking the blow.”—Pacific Star. 3 (Three) III. Mr. Null—“Isn’t your son going back to college?” Mr. Voil—“No. The registrar said he could come back only on one condition.’ ’ Mr. Null—“Well?” Mr. Voil—“He got three of ’em.”— Sun Dodger. DIAL ANAIUAL Two Hundred Twenty-Four

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ADVERTISING ST. MARYS GARAGE W. R. NEWTON. Prop. Expert Repairing Machine Shop Accessories U. S. and Michelin Tires and Tubes Phone 161-165 Livery Service D. J. LANE Cigars Sodas Victory Highway Bertrand Ave. ST. MARYS. KANSAS ')V In English. Prof.—“What docs this sentence mean, ‘Pic wrung a meager existence from his job?’” Snide—“He was probably a sexton.” —Notre Dame School. Another Prodigal. Fond Mother—“Bobbie, come here, I have something nice to tell you.” Bobbie (age six)—“Aw—I don’t care. I know what it is. Big brother’s home from college.” Fond Mother— Why, Bobbie, how did you guess?” Bobbie—“My bank don’t rattle any more.”—The Wag. Accidental. Prof.—“Can you tell the class the name of the belt north of the equator?” Junior—“Can’t, sir.” Prof.— Correct.”—The Wag. Oh, I Sec. Jack—“My girl shows good taste.” Jim—“How’s that?” Jack—“She’s wearing the stockings I gave her for Christmas.”—Panther. A Sure Bet. She—“My lips arc the best looking in the university.” He—“I’ll put mine up against yours any time.”—Awgwan. Take Note. It’s easy enough to giggle At a'jokc that’s full of vim, But the man worth while Is the man who can smile When the raw one is pulled on him. —The Delta. Nondestructive. Makins—“Brick, your head reminds me of a dollar.” Brick—“Oh, because 1 have so much sense ?” Makins—“No, you dumb-bell! Because it’s just one bone.” An Honorable Degree. Said the friend to the proud father of a college graduate who had just been awarded an A. M. degree: “I suppose Robert will be looking for a Ph. D. next?” No, he will be looking for a J. O. B.”—Lakeside Punch. A Century Plant. Typist Instructor—“What are you looking at the clock for?” Joe Shaw—“Im timing myself.” Typist Instructor (sarcastically)— “You don’t need a clock; you want a calendar.”—The Adelphian. =w's53 DIAL ANNUAL f » r y : y x u K ; y V r, 1 y X Tivo- tltindred Twenty-Six .