St Marys College - Dial Yearbook (St Marys, KS)

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 ADVERTISING INDIAN GOODS Navajo Blankets Navajo S lverware Hopi Placques and Pottery Apache Baskets Having Trading Posts in the Interior of the Indian Reservation from which we receive regular Supplies of all the above goods, we are always in a position to meet your demands. BABBITT BROS. TRADING CO. Wholesale Indian Traders Retail FLAGSTAFF, ARIZONA Trading Posts On the Navajo, Hopi and Apache Indian Reservations WHEN YOU ARE DOWN TOWN be sure to see our up-to-the-minute displays of ARROW SHIRTS AND COLLARS COOPER-S UNDERWEAR GREETING CARDS OF ALL KINDS Our Fresh Foods Department features good things to eat ERBACHER BROS. MERC. CO. St. Marys, Kansas DIAL ANNUAL 3XT Tu-o Hundred Twenty-Three

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AD VERTISI NG x y V r: 'A y S ; w v y V y v ft THE QUALITY CAFE Short Orders Soft Drinks Cigars South Side Bertrand Ave. WE PLANNED TO CATCH YOUR EYE- STAR PRINTERY’S WORK Always Does ST. MARYS, KANSAS ZERCHER BOOK STATIONERY COMPANY Books—Stationery—Office Furniture T. L. PATTISON, Proprietor Topeka, Kansas Breeders of Big Type Poland China Hogs. Gilts and Males for Sale JOE TUCKER, Owner 1 40 S. Belmont, Wichita, Kansas She’s an Artist, Too. Joe (looking at picture)—“Who’s your new girl. Johnnie?” Shorty—“Huh? Oh, that’s the old one painted over.”—E. K. At Koppes’s. Studc—“I want to buy a suit of B. V. D.’s.” Pete—“How long?” Studc—“I don’t want to rent ’em. I want to buy ’em.” And Then He Flunked. Prof, (after interruption)—“Now. let me collect my thoughts.” Sox (whisper)—“That won’t take him long.” Warning. Mac— ’Smattcr with Sammy?” Eddie—“Ate something Friday that didn’t agree with him.” Mac—“Croquette ?” Eddie—“No, but he looks like he might.” Slight Mistake. Prof, (to Jimmie, rushing distractedly around the Chcm. Lab.)—“For goodness sake, what are you looking for?” Howell—“Silver agitate.” Prof.—“Nonsense! Let's see your book.” Howell—“Here. Oh, my mistake. ‘Silver nitrate and agitate.’” The Reason. Huddy—“Have you noticed how Brick laughs at all of Eddie’s jokes?” Mothevway—“He must have a keen sense of humor.” Huddy—“No. He goes with Eddie’s cousin.” June Ditty. Roses are red, Violets arc blue, So am I When exams arc due. Another Anti-Latin. “I come to bury Caesar, not praise him” mumbled a disgruntled sophomore as he entered the V. P.’s office to drop the course. Heard at the Masque. Fr. Kuhlman—“AH right. Francis, run up the curtain.” Gormley (aside)—“Really, Father, I’m no squirrel.” Tune Changed. The old saying is now presented with variations: Many a father is now working his son’s way through college.” jzL DIAL ANJMUAL Two Hundred Twenty-Two

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 fl ADVERTISING M. Born Company Chicago, 111. Clothes “Tailored to Measure by Born” give college men the style, fit, rich woolens and long wear they expect at a substantial saving in price. GOOD THINGS TO EAT AT CREMERIE RESTAURANT AND CAFETERIA (upstairs) We welcome out of town guests. 726 Kansas Ave. Topeka True Story. Mike Ryan—“The next number on the program is a toast to the ladies by Mr. Ramacciotti. Ram—“I haven’t the crust.” Our Shows. Butts—“Gee, that Harold Lloyd is sure funny. He’d make a donkey laugh.” Shorty Mac—“Yah. I noticed you almost rolled off your chair.” A Tribute. Ferguson has a tenor horn, A soloist is he; If he played solo we couldn’t hear, It would seem fine to me. Perspective. Cuban—“Soon we seniors will be leaving these halls of learning and 1 want to thank you for all I know.” Fr. John—“Oh, don’t mention it; it’s a mere trifle.” Strange Appetite. Bahl—“You remind me of a moth.” Scotty—“How’s that?” Bahl—“Oh, you’re always chewing the rag.” Red Tape. Wop—“What job you wanta me to do?” . Boss—“Oh, just take your pick.”— Puppet. Blackmail. Frank—“I don’t sec how you tell those Smith twins apart.” Hank—“Easy. Mabel always blushes when she sees me.”—Tiger. Smart Youth. Hist. Prof.—“Why are the middle ages known as the Dark Ages?” Wise Froth—“I guess because there were so many knights.”—The Wag. Victory in Defeat. The Diner (after valiant but futile struggle)—“It must have been a very tender hearted butcher who killed that lamb.” Waiter—“Yes, sir; why, sir?” Diner—“He must have hesitated three or four years before striking the blow.”—Pacific Star. 3 (Three) III. Mr. Null—“Isn’t your son going back to college?” Mr. Voil—“No. The registrar said he could come back only on one condition.’ ’ Mr. Null—“Well?” Mr. Voil—“He got three of ’em.”— Sun Dodger. DIAL ANAIUAL Two Hundred Twenty-Four