St Marys College - Dial Yearbook (St Marys, KS)

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AD VERTISI NG x y V r: 'A y S ; w v y V y v ft THE QUALITY CAFE Short Orders Soft Drinks Cigars South Side Bertrand Ave. WE PLANNED TO CATCH YOUR EYE- STAR PRINTERY’S WORK Always Does ST. MARYS, KANSAS ZERCHER BOOK STATIONERY COMPANY Books—Stationery—Office Furniture T. L. PATTISON, Proprietor Topeka, Kansas Breeders of Big Type Poland China Hogs. Gilts and Males for Sale JOE TUCKER, Owner 1 40 S. Belmont, Wichita, Kansas She’s an Artist, Too. Joe (looking at picture)—“Who’s your new girl. Johnnie?” Shorty—“Huh? Oh, that’s the old one painted over.”—E. K. At Koppes’s. Studc—“I want to buy a suit of B. V. D.’s.” Pete—“How long?” Studc—“I don’t want to rent ’em. I want to buy ’em.” And Then He Flunked. Prof, (after interruption)—“Now. let me collect my thoughts.” Sox (whisper)—“That won’t take him long.” Warning. Mac— ’Smattcr with Sammy?” Eddie—“Ate something Friday that didn’t agree with him.” Mac—“Croquette ?” Eddie—“No, but he looks like he might.” Slight Mistake. Prof, (to Jimmie, rushing distractedly around the Chcm. Lab.)—“For goodness sake, what are you looking for?” Howell—“Silver agitate.” Prof.—“Nonsense! Let's see your book.” Howell—“Here. Oh, my mistake. ‘Silver nitrate and agitate.’” The Reason. Huddy—“Have you noticed how Brick laughs at all of Eddie’s jokes?” Mothevway—“He must have a keen sense of humor.” Huddy—“No. He goes with Eddie’s cousin.” June Ditty. Roses are red, Violets arc blue, So am I When exams arc due. Another Anti-Latin. “I come to bury Caesar, not praise him” mumbled a disgruntled sophomore as he entered the V. P.’s office to drop the course. Heard at the Masque. Fr. Kuhlman—“AH right. Francis, run up the curtain.” Gormley (aside)—“Really, Father, I’m no squirrel.” Tune Changed. The old saying is now presented with variations: Many a father is now working his son’s way through college.” jzL DIAL ANJMUAL Two Hundred Twenty-Two

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 ADVERTISING INDIAN GOODS Navajo Blankets Navajo S lverware Hopi Placques and Pottery Apache Baskets Having Trading Posts in the Interior of the Indian Reservation from which we receive regular Supplies of all the above goods, we are always in a position to meet your demands. BABBITT BROS. TRADING CO. Wholesale Indian Traders Retail FLAGSTAFF, ARIZONA Trading Posts On the Navajo, Hopi and Apache Indian Reservations WHEN YOU ARE DOWN TOWN be sure to see our up-to-the-minute displays of ARROW SHIRTS AND COLLARS COOPER-S UNDERWEAR GREETING CARDS OF ALL KINDS Our Fresh Foods Department features good things to eat ERBACHER BROS. MERC. CO. St. Marys, Kansas DIAL ANNUAL 3XT Tu-o Hundred Twenty-Three