St Marys College - Dial Yearbook (St Marys, KS)

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 ADVERTISING THE THEO. POEHLER MERCANTILE CO. Distributors of POEHLER KING, TEE PEE SUNBURST, WELWORTH Brands Of dependable foods For “Brain and Brawn” LAWRENCE, TOPEKA, EMPORIA, McPHERSON GAVIN OIL CO. 36 So. State St. 4625 W. Van Buren Rand 5120 Austin 1035 Marketers of Petroleum and its Products In Tank Car Quantities Jobbers of Fuel Oil, Gas Oil Distillate In Tank Wagon Quantities GAVIN OIL CO. 36 So. State St. 4625 W. Van Buren Chicago, III. Rand 5120 Austin 1035 iB rDIAL. ANNUAL 1 - V. i Two Hundred Twenty-One

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ADVERTISING V - r V F u ■ - v X 'i Ask Your Dealer for MACKIE-CLEMENS Southern Kansas Cherokee and Hartford, Arkansas, Semi-Anthracite Machine Mined Coal. Sales Office, Kansas City, Mo. E. J. REARDON Wholesale Cigars and Tobacco 709 Main St. Kansas City, Missouri Cracked Records. Prof.— Why didn’t you come to class today? You missed my lecture on appendicitis.” She— Oh, I’m so tired of organ recitals.”—M ugwump. Stew Sad. Fifteen cops on one poor bum, Yo Ho! and a stick of gum! Bewhiskered his face, But he set a mean pace, And the bulls couldn’t catch him, Ho Hum! —Exchange. Around the Circle. Rags make paper. Paper makes money. Money makes banks. Banks make loans. Loans make poverty, and Poverty makes rags. —Parakeet. Wise Cracks. Whom does vaseline against? Where did the coat hanger? Had the cigarette the box? Can a collar button? Where does the butter fly? When is a glassful? Who ransom? Did you sec the ice wagon its tongue? Who locked the President s Cabinet? When should a book report ? Who makes a transfer slip? Where does General Science have his camp? Whom did the class play? Where does the night work? Did you sec the kitchen sink? —Duquesne. Things You Ought to Know. A hideously homely girl carries free transportation to heaven. Hell hath no fury like a woman's corn. Our idea of a cautious guest is the bird who wears gloves when he plays the piano so he won’t wake the baby! “I’m terribly cut up about it,” sobbed the hash. “You seem to be a big gun around here.” remarked the cap pistol to the three-inch rifle.” Love is credulity multiplied by two.—Whirlwind. Too Previous. Boss— Sir, what does this mean? Some one just called up and said you were sick and could not come to work today.” Clerk— Ha, ha! The joke’s on him. He wasn’t supposed to call until tomorrow.”—Ex. jri 5 DIAL ANNUAL Two Hundred Twenty

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AD VERTISI NG x y V r: 'A y S ; w v y V y v ft THE QUALITY CAFE Short Orders Soft Drinks Cigars South Side Bertrand Ave. WE PLANNED TO CATCH YOUR EYE- STAR PRINTERY’S WORK Always Does ST. MARYS, KANSAS ZERCHER BOOK STATIONERY COMPANY Books—Stationery—Office Furniture T. L. PATTISON, Proprietor Topeka, Kansas Breeders of Big Type Poland China Hogs. Gilts and Males for Sale JOE TUCKER, Owner 1 40 S. Belmont, Wichita, Kansas She’s an Artist, Too. Joe (looking at picture)—“Who’s your new girl. Johnnie?” Shorty—“Huh? Oh, that’s the old one painted over.”—E. K. At Koppes’s. Studc—“I want to buy a suit of B. V. D.’s.” Pete—“How long?” Studc—“I don’t want to rent ’em. I want to buy ’em.” And Then He Flunked. Prof, (after interruption)—“Now. let me collect my thoughts.” Sox (whisper)—“That won’t take him long.” Warning. Mac— ’Smattcr with Sammy?” Eddie—“Ate something Friday that didn’t agree with him.” Mac—“Croquette ?” Eddie—“No, but he looks like he might.” Slight Mistake. Prof, (to Jimmie, rushing distractedly around the Chcm. Lab.)—“For goodness sake, what are you looking for?” Howell—“Silver agitate.” Prof.—“Nonsense! Let's see your book.” Howell—“Here. Oh, my mistake. ‘Silver nitrate and agitate.’” The Reason. Huddy—“Have you noticed how Brick laughs at all of Eddie’s jokes?” Mothevway—“He must have a keen sense of humor.” Huddy—“No. He goes with Eddie’s cousin.” June Ditty. Roses are red, Violets arc blue, So am I When exams arc due. Another Anti-Latin. “I come to bury Caesar, not praise him” mumbled a disgruntled sophomore as he entered the V. P.’s office to drop the course. Heard at the Masque. Fr. Kuhlman—“AH right. Francis, run up the curtain.” Gormley (aside)—“Really, Father, I’m no squirrel.” Tune Changed. The old saying is now presented with variations: Many a father is now working his son’s way through college.” jzL DIAL ANJMUAL Two Hundred Twenty-Two