St Marys College - Dial Yearbook (St Marys, KS)

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ADVERTISING Paul Huy eke Lumber Co. Americus Belvue Delia Dunlap Dealers in LUMBER and all kinds of building material Yards in Kansas: Emmett Ellis Madison Meriden General Office: 21 1 West 6th Street, Topeka, Kansas FRANK A. SIPES, Local Manager St. Marys, Kansas DIAL ANNUAL Ogallah Perry Rock Creek St. Marys Two Hundred Nineteen

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ADVERTISING V : X y1 5 ■ : n r : THE LUMBERMEN'S SUPPLY CO. “The Brick Men” of Wichita Kansas City Oklahoma City Topeka Springfield Sales Agents ‘‘CARTHALITE” and “TRUSSWALL” Stone QUALITY LUSCO SERVICE THE TOPEKA PURE MILK COMPANY Manufacturers of BUTTER AND ICE CREAM Distributors of Pasteurized Milk and Cream Fourth and Jackson Streets TOPEKA. KANSAS Walkover Shoes Herman Wile Clothes For Fifty Years We have supplied the wants of this community with the best brands of Wearing Apparel. A. URBANSKY SONS CO. Munsingwear Lion Shirts On Heavy Diet. Missionary (to cannibal)—“What makes your chief so talkative today?’’ Cannibal—“Oh, he ate a couple of barbers this morning.”—Krcolite News. Cabbage Worth More. First Studc (who had a headache)— “Will vou give me something for my head?” Second Stude—“No, I wouldn’t take it as a gift.”—The Wag. A Hot Meal. Teacher—“What became of the swine that had the evil spirits cast into them?” Pupil—“They made them into deviled ham.”—Ex. Per Instructions. Prof. (to Freshman)—“With a knowledge of most of the words and a little ingenuity, anyone ought to be able to translate: ‘Hacc in Gallia cst importans.’ Try it. Chester. Chcs—“Hike into Gaul; its important.”—The Wag. Wanted—A Ladder. Teacher (to inattentive pupil) “Take your eyes off the ceiling. Lx. DIAL ANNUAL 7 :co Hundred Eighteen

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ADVERTISING V - r V F u ■ - v X 'i Ask Your Dealer for MACKIE-CLEMENS Southern Kansas Cherokee and Hartford, Arkansas, Semi-Anthracite Machine Mined Coal. Sales Office, Kansas City, Mo. E. J. REARDON Wholesale Cigars and Tobacco 709 Main St. Kansas City, Missouri Cracked Records. Prof.— Why didn’t you come to class today? You missed my lecture on appendicitis.” She— Oh, I’m so tired of organ recitals.”—M ugwump. Stew Sad. Fifteen cops on one poor bum, Yo Ho! and a stick of gum! Bewhiskered his face, But he set a mean pace, And the bulls couldn’t catch him, Ho Hum! —Exchange. Around the Circle. Rags make paper. Paper makes money. Money makes banks. Banks make loans. Loans make poverty, and Poverty makes rags. —Parakeet. Wise Cracks. Whom does vaseline against? Where did the coat hanger? Had the cigarette the box? Can a collar button? Where does the butter fly? When is a glassful? Who ransom? Did you sec the ice wagon its tongue? Who locked the President s Cabinet? When should a book report ? Who makes a transfer slip? Where does General Science have his camp? Whom did the class play? Where does the night work? Did you sec the kitchen sink? —Duquesne. Things You Ought to Know. A hideously homely girl carries free transportation to heaven. Hell hath no fury like a woman's corn. Our idea of a cautious guest is the bird who wears gloves when he plays the piano so he won’t wake the baby! “I’m terribly cut up about it,” sobbed the hash. “You seem to be a big gun around here.” remarked the cap pistol to the three-inch rifle.” Love is credulity multiplied by two.—Whirlwind. Too Previous. Boss— Sir, what does this mean? Some one just called up and said you were sick and could not come to work today.” Clerk— Ha, ha! The joke’s on him. He wasn’t supposed to call until tomorrow.”—Ex. jri 5 DIAL ANNUAL Two Hundred Twenty