St Marys College - Dial Yearbook (St Marys, KS)

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BEATRICE H. M. IVES SONS ICE CREAM 415 Kansas Ave., Topeka, Kans With No Wa: Ask the College Boys THE ANDRES CO DIAL ANNUAL Evansville, Ind Patronize our advertisers Distributors of Dry Goods at friends Retail DIAL ANNUAL Two Hundred Seventeen

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ADVERTISING t OUR BACKING Behind every article of merchandise that we sell stands the name of some great manufacturer; a guarantee of quality. Our Suits arc from Hart, Schaffncr Marx. Our Collars from Geo. P. Idc Co. And other furnishings bear the label of Wilson Brothers, a symbol of reliability for sixty years. ANDREW KOPPES The Clothier Frank A. Moss, President; E. H. Bushey, Cashier; L. F. Moss, Vice-President; Jas. H. Pearl, Vice-President First National Bank (No. 3374) St. Marys, Kansas Capital and Surplus $65,000.00 DIRECTORS Thos. J. Byrnes, Elias Holvorson, G. A. Meistcr, Leo G. Reding, Carl Miller, August Erbachcr, L. F. Moss, Frank A. Moss, E. H. Bushey. Questions at Comps. Do we have to write the questions?” What do you mean by ‘where is Trinidad?’” Can I use a book? Do all questions count the same?” “Can I borrow a blotter? Shall we write on both sides of the paper?” “Flow many questions must we answer?” Can I answer the last question first?” Does spelling count?” Do we have to fold the paper? Can I write in pencil? Shall I number the pages?” “Can I go as soon as I finish? “How much time is there left? One Way. Bergie—“Say, Parker, where were you running so fast yesterday?” Parker—“I was running to stop a fight.” Bergie—“Who was fighting? Parker—“Bones and I.” Admits It. Brick—“Whoever says he is positive is a fool. Porter—“Arc you sure?” Brick—“Positive.” Repetition. Horrigan—“What was your final average in physics?” Bean—“Oh, as usual, I got zero. Horrigan—“That nothing. Bean—“I know it.” Good Reason. She (after June 14)—“Joe, dear, you are so tender after returning from college.” He—“I ought to be. I was in hot water all last semester. Botany News. Prof.—“Can any one tell me the principal thing that happens in the spring? Studc— Well—er, oh—a, why—cr, the sap comes up---” Prof.—“So he does, so he does.” Inquisitive. Librarian (helping studc select book in college library)—“Have you read Freckles?” Studc—“No. they’re still brown. I’m not sun burned yet.” Page Conan Doyle. Stan—“Say. I think the power house haunted. I saw it move last night . t t • • . • is .....a ..................... -ight in the moonlight.” Rit—“It must have been the night shift.” DIAL ANNUAL XT r K x 'A H X K x y K ■ y ■ - r v ■ n Two Hundred Sixteen

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ADVERTISING V : X y1 5 ■ : n r : THE LUMBERMEN'S SUPPLY CO. “The Brick Men” of Wichita Kansas City Oklahoma City Topeka Springfield Sales Agents ‘‘CARTHALITE” and “TRUSSWALL” Stone QUALITY LUSCO SERVICE THE TOPEKA PURE MILK COMPANY Manufacturers of BUTTER AND ICE CREAM Distributors of Pasteurized Milk and Cream Fourth and Jackson Streets TOPEKA. KANSAS Walkover Shoes Herman Wile Clothes For Fifty Years We have supplied the wants of this community with the best brands of Wearing Apparel. A. URBANSKY SONS CO. Munsingwear Lion Shirts On Heavy Diet. Missionary (to cannibal)—“What makes your chief so talkative today?’’ Cannibal—“Oh, he ate a couple of barbers this morning.”—Krcolite News. Cabbage Worth More. First Studc (who had a headache)— “Will vou give me something for my head?” Second Stude—“No, I wouldn’t take it as a gift.”—The Wag. A Hot Meal. Teacher—“What became of the swine that had the evil spirits cast into them?” Pupil—“They made them into deviled ham.”—Ex. Per Instructions. Prof. (to Freshman)—“With a knowledge of most of the words and a little ingenuity, anyone ought to be able to translate: ‘Hacc in Gallia cst importans.’ Try it. Chester. Chcs—“Hike into Gaul; its important.”—The Wag. Wanted—A Ladder. Teacher (to inattentive pupil) “Take your eyes off the ceiling. Lx. DIAL ANNUAL 7 :co Hundred Eighteen