St Marys College - Dial Yearbook (St Marys, KS)

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-f :z ’xI Tk ' rZ' Ul 'r U'rrJV ' Od ' g« Od ADVERTISING WA'vyV J.I AhJ VAL VK. 1815 1645 hi. A ttm La No A fe Wavd ,l, Vrv« ORDER DEPARTMENT VwiTTAW PHONE BRUNSWICK 3000 the McCarthy improvement company 801-802 Kahl Bldg. Davenport, Iowa P. F. McCarthy, President T. J. O’Brien, Vice-President T. J. Walsh, Vice-President Wm. Wafer, Secretary D. R. Lane, Treasurer Paving, Building and Railroad Contractors Compliments of AMBROSE L. MORAN, HUM. ’ 19 Decatur, Illinois J. J. MORAN SONS Funeral Directors DIAL ANNUAL crx xr Two Hundred Fifteen

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ADVERTISING SP5 'Ml ST. JOSEPH COLLEGE AND ACADEMY GUTHRIE. OKLAHOMA Boarding School for Young Ladies and Girls. Under the direction of The Benedictine Sisters. State Accredited Highest Affiliations Course in Education, entitling graduate to State Teacher’s Life Certificate. Normal High School Course, leading to Two-Year State Certificate. Advantages in Voice and Instrumental Music. Department for little girls under an experienced and specially trained instructor. Terms Very Reasonable. Write for Free Catalog. THE BOEGER STUDIO For First Class Work. We Invite You to Call on Us. 821 Kansas Ave., Topeka, Kansas There’s a Difference. Batson—“Would you call Normilc a hungry man?” Smyth—“No. A hungry man longs to cat. while Normile eats too long.” Help! Slattery (coming out of the candy store)—“Is there a doctor around?” Rose—“What’s wrong. Pat?” Slattery—(displaying two bits)—“I just broke a bone.” Besides That, Nothing. Mr. Stoy—“Bring your laboratory manuals with your lecture books tomorrow, and don’t forget your notebooks. and remember to have paper and pen and ink, also.” Howell—“When do we move in?” Surprised. Civics Prof.—“You’re going to have a test.” Studes (in unison)----“Oh, no!” Civics Prof.—“If you don’t believe it. ask me.” Oh, That He Were a Swan. Babe—“Who’s that trying to sing?” Abe—“Normile.” Heffernan (our STUDENT, interrupting)—“‘Swans sing before they die; ’twere no bad thing did certain persons die before they sing’—Coleridge. Ah-hm.” Every Day Occurrence. Prof, (in English class)—“Hartley, what do you think of Fielding?” Doc. (coming out of a trance)— “Why, I think batting is far more important.” Persistent. Prefect—“Say! How often have I told you you couldn’t fight in the hall?” Bones—“Oh ! But yes I can, Father, you ought to sec Parker’s nose.”— J. W. D. In Passing. Bra .eau—“How come you flunked Spanish ?” Dunn—“I can’t think.” Brazeau—“Oh, I see.” Slighted. Bean—“I think I ought to have a part in the Masque. I have been in a play before.” Fritz—“What did you do, have your arm in a cast ?” As Some See It. Visitor—“Have you helped support the Annual?” Bean—“Why, no. It has a staff.” JZ DIAL ANAIUAL u 7'tco Hundred Fourteen

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ADVERTISING t OUR BACKING Behind every article of merchandise that we sell stands the name of some great manufacturer; a guarantee of quality. Our Suits arc from Hart, Schaffncr Marx. Our Collars from Geo. P. Idc Co. And other furnishings bear the label of Wilson Brothers, a symbol of reliability for sixty years. ANDREW KOPPES The Clothier Frank A. Moss, President; E. H. Bushey, Cashier; L. F. Moss, Vice-President; Jas. H. Pearl, Vice-President First National Bank (No. 3374) St. Marys, Kansas Capital and Surplus $65,000.00 DIRECTORS Thos. J. Byrnes, Elias Holvorson, G. A. Meistcr, Leo G. Reding, Carl Miller, August Erbachcr, L. F. Moss, Frank A. Moss, E. H. Bushey. Questions at Comps. Do we have to write the questions?” What do you mean by ‘where is Trinidad?’” Can I use a book? Do all questions count the same?” “Can I borrow a blotter? Shall we write on both sides of the paper?” “Flow many questions must we answer?” Can I answer the last question first?” Does spelling count?” Do we have to fold the paper? Can I write in pencil? Shall I number the pages?” “Can I go as soon as I finish? “How much time is there left? One Way. Bergie—“Say, Parker, where were you running so fast yesterday?” Parker—“I was running to stop a fight.” Bergie—“Who was fighting? Parker—“Bones and I.” Admits It. Brick—“Whoever says he is positive is a fool. Porter—“Arc you sure?” Brick—“Positive.” Repetition. Horrigan—“What was your final average in physics?” Bean—“Oh, as usual, I got zero. Horrigan—“That nothing. Bean—“I know it.” Good Reason. She (after June 14)—“Joe, dear, you are so tender after returning from college.” He—“I ought to be. I was in hot water all last semester. Botany News. Prof.—“Can any one tell me the principal thing that happens in the spring? Studc— Well—er, oh—a, why—cr, the sap comes up---” Prof.—“So he does, so he does.” Inquisitive. Librarian (helping studc select book in college library)—“Have you read Freckles?” Studc—“No. they’re still brown. I’m not sun burned yet.” Page Conan Doyle. Stan—“Say. I think the power house haunted. I saw it move last night . t t • • . • is .....a ..................... -ight in the moonlight.” Rit—“It must have been the night shift.” DIAL ANNUAL XT r K x 'A H X K x y K ■ y ■ - r v ■ n Two Hundred Sixteen