St Marys College - Dial Yearbook (St Marys, KS)

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 ADVERTISING STYLE APPAREL For The Young Man Gordon „ Koppe£ 1005-1007 Walnut KANSAS CITY. MO. For Fresh Breads, Cakes and Pies, go to THE HOME BAKERY A. HAGEN, Proprietor College Trade a Specialty. Cakes Made to Order Misunderstood. Higgins—“I like to ride on that road, the porters don’t believe in tipping.” Doc—“How’s that?” Higgins—“Why, I gave one a dime and he handed it back and told me to buy a rattle with it.” No Discrimination. Bones (entering Victory Cafe Friday afternoon)— Do you serve lobsters here?” Waiter—“Sure, sit down, wc serve anybody.” Lucky. Physics Prof.—“Bothey. what is ordinarily used as the conductor of electricity ?” Bothey—“Why—cr—r—” Physics Prof.— Correct. Now what is the unit of electric power?” Bothey—“The w-what, sir?” Physics Prof.—“Very good. That will do.” Who Says Nay? Hist. Prof.—“Did the revival in learning take place during the twelfth century?” Gormley—“No, sir, it took place just before the last exam.” A Month or So. Wade—“Say, McDonnell, what were you kicked out of the Hall for?” Mac—“For quite a while.” Poor Grade of Hemp. Frog—“Pretty good cigar I gave you, eh?” Stan—“Yeah.” Frog—“Save a thousand bands and you can get a Sax.” Stan—“Smoke a thousand and you’ll need a harp.”—E. K. Cruel. Fritz—“Say, Johnie what are you rubbing your chin for, feeling for that whisker?” We Hope So. His—“And what was Washington’s Farewell Address?” Tory—“Heaven, ma’am.”—The Wag. Exonerated. Prof.—“You haven’t learned very much in this class, have you, Mr. Smith?” Smith—“I admire you for your broadmindedness in taking the blame like that professor.”—Banter. If You Think It’s So, It’s So. Fritz—“Is this cup sanitary?” Mullarkey—“It must be; everybody uses it.”—Springhillian. DIAL ANAUAL CX Two Hundred Twelve