St Mary of the Springs High School - Siena Yearbook (Columbus, OH)

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,?Qi---se--3 -4-V .W , A . . A I Said 1 bald-head man To a waitress bold . la ge: t: failing we X dig- if-V------ieei...--.-...e-d,l,, -, d-'Eg.f,-,l,,.-- . . 3 -ff-1.: 5 gggf. :,-,.-.- 'ellie :gg , , ll cc x 19 l See here, young lady, my cocoas cold. She scornfully replied, I canlt help that, If your cocoa's cold, put on your hatf' We just read about the absent-minded Professor who stood in the corner and put his umbrella in bed. Roman: Do you know what a hot dog is? Greek: No, what is it? Roman: A hamburger in tights. WHAT BECOMES OF CHEWED CHEWING GUM? The inventive minds of the present era of progress have determined a very practical way for disposing of old shoes, old razor blades and old paper, but up to date there is, as far as I know, no chronicled practical way of disposing of chewed chewing gum. However, I will, in short, try to give a few practical uses for chewed chewing gum, and leave the world know what becomes of it. We will choose a certain package containing five sticks. VVe see it leaving the factory, neatly packed away beside many of its brothers. Now we find the gum in a display box in a certain pharmacy store in the South End. fTo be more precise, Albert's.,'D It has lain in ease for three days while its brothers have been fast disappearing. In comes Jake Brandt, the Senior basketball wonder, for a pack of gum. We now find the gum in possession of Jake. Let's keep tab on every stick in Jake's pack. One goes to Neubeck. Neubeck enters school chewing the gum. It stays with him during the afternoon session and far into the time of basketball practice. Finally, after the flavor has gone, Neubeck sticks the gum behind his ear, with the idea of chewing it at a later date. Thus, we have one stick at rest, but not in peace. Stick No. 2 does to Rita. Like Neubeck's it goes through the afternoon session, but when it comes to dressing up to step out in the evening, Rita ditches the gum behind the dresser mirror to keep company with ten other used-to-be- sticks. Jake kills the third stick and shortly afterwards discards it in favor of peanuts offered by Grimm. Stick No. 4 finds it way to the mouth of Fritz. You will now find it stick- ing under the table in the typewriting room. - N Stick No. 5 goes to Miller, who upon finding a placard advertising Soph candy sale,', hanging by only one thumb tack, proceeds to use the gum as a glue for holding the placard in place. Thus, we see what becomes of chewed gum. XVILLIAM BIERBERG, ,28. 119

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