Saint Marks School - Lion Yearbook (Southborough, MA)

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STEPHEN EDWARD NAsH The wave of that great hand and the Aw go on that accompanies it is enough to rattle the most intrepid arguer. Four Eyes is another one ol' these hibited his glorious sense of rhythm at the Sixth Form Dance by truck- ing at every available opportunity. Steve is no idle man when it comes to the women-folk. His weekly average is about ten from Jeanne and eight from Winnie, with one or two extras thrown in. Weevil is credited with Polish ancestry, but hc stoutly denies it, asserting that he intends to become a flag salesman. Yale Goodman fans, and ex- Y J F I f L P' -W l- f 4. li STMAQKS I PHILIP Ross NEUH,-xus Yale Masta Phil represents the acmc of southern hospitality. In spite of the absence of his two thoroughly cowed iso he tells usb servants. Hosee and Maria, he has managed during his six years here to keep up that well- groomed appearance. Nerltoisy has proved to be the best hockey man- ager in S. M. history, for none of his predecessors was clever enough to get an efficient stooge. The two weeks preceding each vacation are, for those that dare enter his room, ones of excruciating agony, for Masta Neuhaus sa! wanders about, gun in hand, aiming at mythical bandits and generally practicing . ' . f his aim to ensure self-protection upon his return home. The school will miss Phil, but can console itself with the fact that, during the sixth Form Dance, he gave one of the Master's daughters her first lesson in rolling the bones. X Q 1 li X -'N lx y Mi x it l Q' t.ili. . 1. 33 it X gli, if. if . X yn, I.. Q . lf 'ff ,V : Q ' ' ,A ' ,'il4. . .. fr A f- 11' 24

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LEWIS CHAMPLIN MLTRIJOCTK Yale Hockey, Jockey, Lew is what the boys have dubbed him. The first name is because of his proficiency on the rink, in spite of his bowed legs acquired from many hours on a horse. Lew, the young blood, the sport ol' Saratoga, Cooperstown, Westbury. and Middleburgfowner ol' game- eoeks and motor cyclesfrider ol' horsesfhuuter of crows--fisher of trout-is the little Zulu Lulu, the ?' 9? QQ cutest fuzzy wuzzy in the form. He 7 ' completely subdues the powerless ' I masters by his cute little pout. The 1 diplomat, who loves nothing better ,2, XX than to watch an argument or fight, I , Murdock has been the cause ot' many a riot. Hock is always willing to lay a wager, or bid high at an auction, but he is seldom enthusi- astic about putting up the dough. I r 1- Arwuuit JAM 1-is BKIANICE Ylllv l Why should I work. I who am the rool' and crown ol' things? fltlspeeially during study hour.l A casual observer would find that nightly from 7:30 to 11:30 Art, like a great derelict rolling on the swells, lies on his bed covered with last month's newspapers and a dog-eared copy of Liberty. At the stroke of -1- P.M. Art lumbers to the gym, dons his sweat- shirt and boxing shoes and waddles out to put the shot. Bessy believes in combining physical prowess with mental, for if losing an argument, no X matter how intellectual the subject dh - ol' debate, Art offers to settle the V615 ,,, lr- 1 'D A A ec outcome with his familiar war cry. Wanna Hassle? Art has a great store ol' luunor which has done much to alleviate some ol' our more trying moments. 23 8

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WILLIAM BARCLAY PARSONS, JR. Harvard You never know what Pars is going to do next. If you should ask his frank opinion. he'd tell you that his ruling passion is to lead a jazz orchestra. But one never knows. Bill often reminds one of the old Down East chore man who says he has 101 jobs to do every day. but only gets 100 of 'em done, and, as a 64355 result, in a constant state of dis- ,, Mn organization, confusion, and dis- orderliness. But somehow he always 5 K seems to come through, nobody knows how. Who ever heard of a V missionary society or a minister's convention without Pas-a swear word or cross word by Bill-an evil thought or drink in Bill? He claims J to rate as a B.M.0.l'., but in ten 'a years his semi-idiotic qualities will probably land him under a table in some booze parlor, or in a home for the feeble-minded. 1 I Aoousrus fiIBSON Pi-x1Nr:, II Princeton We always recognized Stavy as being meticulous, clothes wrinkless, never a hair out of line, but there broke upon us the final jolt when he shipped his baseball shoes off to Brooks for reconditioning. You know, being St. Mark's social dictator, he has quite a following around here. VVhy, not long ago he was the cause of a minor s,, catastrophe in the life of a certain traveling salesman. He announced fthff to the press and the world at large f 1 that young men today are wearing 4 their trousers without pleats. Uonse- 'i quently every suit being fitted that gk day had to be sent back to the shop ' L for the removal of the pleats. He has ' an passion for telling the most un- Y believable stories. For this reason some of us have taken to calling A . . l him Hyperbole, That works like dynamite. so if you use the word in Stavy's presence, be on your horse. M1958