Saint Marks School - Lion Yearbook (Southborough, MA)

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IJANIEL WILLIAM JONES He runs off at Hve in t Bla R H0 8 D To n - , JR. Harvard he morning, huddled up in a brown jacket, to look at birds. He toils out to Belmont field in the midst of winter's fiercest storm to take a picture of the school. He retires daily to the dark room. He is the super-streamlined Hermit. It sounds as though he were tremen- dously industrious, but actually he is the biggest fake in school. The Herm tries to feign great knowledge by constantly discoursing on the use of rare metals in orthodontistry. but he knows less about this subject than you do. We are very grateful to Dan for the tremendous amount of l N I time and trouble that he has spent .. wp l in preparing the pictures for this book. But don't let that fool you, he's still a fake. l sy 1,s.-- ALIYERT FILLMORE HYDE, QND Harvard No, we do not have any Ubangis in school, it is just the Lips that you saw. Bella takes great pride in his huge suction cups and attempts to increase their tramming on his trombone. Albie is a pretty smooth fella and carries this quality into mathematics, for he stays up all night trying to finish Mr. Baldy's tremendous assign- ments. Benny Goodman is Al's idol, and every Tuesday night Gossi weaves around his room in time to that hot swing. Although the infant of the Form. Al is surpassed in elongation only by those two past masters of growth Abou Ben and Sheflield the Zep. rotundity by constantly 21 l 958

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XVILLIAM Frorn HANFIMAN Harvard That, figure hobbling along the bank at Fort Meadows is Vaptain Bill with water on the knee. This quiet boy, who joined us our Fourth Form year, has a phenomenal success story, and don't let him convince you that it only applies to School. When Willy was declared a monitor and a prefect. there began an un- paralleled reign of terror on North Forridor 3, which was finally ended by the eviction of Willy and Fiend. Rumor has it that Plug runs the School Store and his name appears on the stationery, but with the exeeption of ordering crew shirts, Bill isn't often over there. Winter Term saw Bill President of the Ski Vlub, as is attested by several Bald- win portraits of a figure. covered with snow, labeled Haneman. 4.1. l srfxxzmzk l BENJAMIN M UNROE HAZARD Harvard We've seen Ben around this year, now and then. Still less frequently have we enjoyed words with the great sage of the Orient, for he is continuously suspended in a solution of pro- .t ff I J ' sv ' ,I 0 E AXQ s. x E I I l . W va!! 20 found Rosicrueian research or waft from this planet by the Lyre of Mor- pheus-fsometimes his one-lung two- tube radioeffsometimes a straight- grain Stradivarius. lien is frightfully capable, learned, even respected, not to mention a keen sense of humor. But his charm is reserved from most, as placid Sub-Tender Hen gets up steam only when under convoy of Destroyer Johnny lt. And then, BEWARE boys and GOSH girls!

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VVILLIAM ALLIQIN KNOWLTON West Point When someone asks where the Fiend is, the obvious answer is the Old Gym. from which the screeching of a trumpet, the banging ol' a piano, or the wheezing of a squeeze-box can be hcard far into the night, as he teaches young would-be-Fiends to play any ol' his eleven instruments. VVc're rather suspicious of these periodical disappearances which JN, ' ' cause the Vzmlar to come out so ' ' late. but that military air convinced I the authorities that lie was taking DEED? VVest Point exams. Fiend was going N Tm to be Dictator of the li. S. until l K QW Hitler put Fit-nd's maybe fatl1er-in- 1 i b '4 h x law out of a job, but that's another story. The odds are about even that A . l Fiend will displace Harry James or lx H Bunny llerigan if hc can settle his troubles in Washington. .li f'uAR1.1cs l1EGINAI.D LEONARD, JR. Harvard Infanticipation, droolatiou, elongation, illiteration. vaccin- ation, education, railroad station, vacation, temptation, dis- sipation, liquoration, intoxication, saturation, graduation. flirtation, weddation. infatuation, propagation, expectation, duplica- tion, consternation, separation, dis- sipation, saturation, lIl0lll'l2l,tl0Il, declination, kennelaration, police 6 .4 A station, liquidation. mortlficatlon. 'ct-.10 expiration, evaluation, damnation- -- J Dopey. 4 6 l Q2 TMAQKS