Saint Marks School - Lion Yearbook (Southborough, MA)

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XVILLIAM Frorn HANFIMAN Harvard That, figure hobbling along the bank at Fort Meadows is Vaptain Bill with water on the knee. This quiet boy, who joined us our Fourth Form year, has a phenomenal success story, and don't let him convince you that it only applies to School. When Willy was declared a monitor and a prefect. there began an un- paralleled reign of terror on North Forridor 3, which was finally ended by the eviction of Willy and Fiend. Rumor has it that Plug runs the School Store and his name appears on the stationery, but with the exeeption of ordering crew shirts, Bill isn't often over there. Winter Term saw Bill President of the Ski Vlub, as is attested by several Bald- win portraits of a figure. covered with snow, labeled Haneman. 4.1. l srfxxzmzk l BENJAMIN M UNROE HAZARD Harvard We've seen Ben around this year, now and then. Still less frequently have we enjoyed words with the great sage of the Orient, for he is continuously suspended in a solution of pro- .t ff I J ' sv ' ,I 0 E AXQ s. x E I I l . W va!! 20 found Rosicrueian research or waft from this planet by the Lyre of Mor- pheus-fsometimes his one-lung two- tube radioeffsometimes a straight- grain Stradivarius. lien is frightfully capable, learned, even respected, not to mention a keen sense of humor. But his charm is reserved from most, as placid Sub-Tender Hen gets up steam only when under convoy of Destroyer Johnny lt. And then, BEWARE boys and GOSH girls!

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TnoMAs BARIIAM ANG1-:LL GKJDFRPJY Harvard Eyes closed, nose passionately averted, ear cocked, and Godfrey is off on his third movement. Our hero is passion- ately interested in anything artistic: painting, sketching, architecture, and classical music. His Bohemian qualities are attested to by a blue hat, yellow bow tic, dark green shirt, and a peerless checkered coat. Yet we despair for Godfrey the artist, for Wranky is too passionately interested in keep- ing out of trouble. In any dispute he always lands on the law's side. Alas, if it were not for the pillow fights and encounters with a certain insect we might dub him the worst of the Babbitts. Yet despite our cynicism, we are indebted to the dear child for the drawings in this present LION. 1 I ,if W11.1,1AM GROSVENOR, JR. Harvard Oh, Gosh, I'm sorry, says the Bear, after having broken your jaw with a flick of his little finger. Indeed the Gros has tremendous physical strength, but that is as far as his power goes. After seeing Snow W hite, Gros was in an awful stew for he could not f r ,, remember the names of the dwarfs. .A When listing them he always pulled ' in a fatty and a thinny or a jolly. He ' told us of a man who had bald hair and the next day assured us that his brother-in-law had been through the Solvay Process. When storms of protest greet his state- ments, Bear Paws defends himself with, Well, you know what I CI Q, mean. His roommate didn't know T- what he meant when Bill awoke him l at 5:30 A.M. and asked if the ten had rung yet. Some say that the Tracks will be the first to marry. We wonder. I

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IJANIEL WILLIAM JONES He runs off at Hve in t Bla R H0 8 D To n - , JR. Harvard he morning, huddled up in a brown jacket, to look at birds. He toils out to Belmont field in the midst of winter's fiercest storm to take a picture of the school. He retires daily to the dark room. He is the super-streamlined Hermit. It sounds as though he were tremen- dously industrious, but actually he is the biggest fake in school. The Herm tries to feign great knowledge by constantly discoursing on the use of rare metals in orthodontistry. but he knows less about this subject than you do. We are very grateful to Dan for the tremendous amount of l N I time and trouble that he has spent .. wp l in preparing the pictures for this book. But don't let that fool you, he's still a fake. l sy 1,s.-- ALIYERT FILLMORE HYDE, QND Harvard No, we do not have any Ubangis in school, it is just the Lips that you saw. Bella takes great pride in his huge suction cups and attempts to increase their tramming on his trombone. Albie is a pretty smooth fella and carries this quality into mathematics, for he stays up all night trying to finish Mr. Baldy's tremendous assign- ments. Benny Goodman is Al's idol, and every Tuesday night Gossi weaves around his room in time to that hot swing. Although the infant of the Form. Al is surpassed in elongation only by those two past masters of growth Abou Ben and Sheflield the Zep. rotundity by constantly 21 l 958