Saint Marks School - Lion Yearbook (Southborough, MA)

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LARUE RoBB1Ns LUTKINS Yale The Hut-and-Tut Potent-pate Sits up reading very late The biggest volumes he can find, In order to improve his mind: For he's a veritable vulture When it comes to getting culture. And should he not be with a book There are two places you might look: If, in his racy tennis shorts He is not triumphing on the courts, Then for certain you may know You'll find him at the hammer throw And no one may compete at all When Larry wields the leaden ball. DANIEL CALDVVELL MILLETT Yale Denver Dan, Ladies' man, Professional charmer And gentleman farmer, Combs his hair With a perfect part, Sets out to snare A woman's heart. With this intent Daniel spent His money all On a nice long telephone call. Within the sound of Daniel's curse As he surveys his empty purse, We find the moral for this verse: Though high may soar Love's flaming fire, The toll to Denver goes much higher. 28

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WILLIAM ABBOT KING WILLIAM BURLINGAME LEXVIS Yale Yale King Fling: Groton swing. Ball Bafiies all. Quiet-as-mouse Kingolous, Studious-appearing. Authority-fearing. Took the rap For a tap! Wllil would think Minneapolis gink Would freeze toe? But, Bill. is it not s of Like a fierce and foggy Zulu Vharehy would descend on Lulu, And pound the Human Punching Bag Into a limp and pulpy rag, But could not shake his infatuation For the Playground of the Nation Q Inspite of all he could not rock l.ew's faith in General Motcirs Stock For Bertha wraps up all his eares In his two beloved Shares: Every day he reads the papers WVatching over their daily capers: He in reverent awe will kneel To Chevrolet and Oldsmobile, And hopes that hy some fortune rare, Or else a little fervent prayer. They'll make him soon a millionaire.

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EUc:1+:NE HOFFMAN N ICKERSON H arvurrl Nick was the freshest boy in school. Always the first to ridicule, Always the first to bully and chaff Both the masters and the staff: Hut he became just overnight A stalwart pillar of law and right, And now no other can be seen Half as virtuous as Eugene, Who ran his dormitory Like a reformatory. But here was the real rub: He was president of' the Glee Club And could not tell Do from Mi In any key. Excuse us while we cough. Hoff I BRADLEY CUMINGS OLIVER Harvard Around tl1e date of the Grand National Oliver Twist is never rational: For his pecuniary resources Are always lavished on the horses . About this time he starts to tear That strange and fuzzy Pittsburgh hair And his hand, which is already Quite suspiciously unsteady, Begins to tremble even more Yiolently than before. But Brad is really pretty wise, And you can't pull The steel-wool Over l1is eyes.