Saint Marks School - Lion Yearbook (Southborough, MA)

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The Monitors lim-If lime: Kernoehan, Millett, D., Carhart, J. Frrmf Roux' Nickerson, l'l., Ilarder, L., Dr. Parkman, Ilall, Xvhitloek. Form History Thirty-one! Blood, thunder. and paddles! When Sixth-Formers were supermen and new kids smarted for it. Fourteen trembling First-Formers passed screaming through the last Sanguinary Saturday of St. lNIark's history. Paddle hlows rained upon them: shouts of fiendish glee echoed in their ears as they ate soap. scrambled like eggs, read Greek, and sat on the fire. And far into the wretched night the same fourteen lay groaning as they massaged their hattered anatomy. So the nucleus of '37 came into heing. At first. cousins Jolm and VVitchy dominated the form, lmrowheating all who came within range, and kow-towing to none hut the mighty Vhink who nightly pelted the snoring Sam with shoes. Searcely a fortnight had elapsed when Al, from his lofty height, fell forward fainting at dinner, and huried his face in the muffins. Then came the discovery of Yuteh's strange hut deep-rooted interest in our lad from Nahant f an interest frequently hreaking out in the form of violence. Thus it was no surprise when one of our former classmates. famous for his atomizer, tact- lessly hrought up the suhjeet and was rewarded with several loose teeth, whereupon the iraseihle Mr. Yuteh retired to the hospital with an infected hand. ln Dormitory A, Mr. Reed read us Just David, and Happy Jack tlIIl2i.Zl'li us with his immaculate hair. Gar's clothes, even at this early stage, hegau to show the racetraek influence, while Big Bertha clung persistently to her Maine accent, and at the First Form tahle we were the bane of hir. Gaecon. Gym day. long threatened, appeared and of us all, only Nick received the pile in recognition of his position as the freshest new kid. On the other hand, Ned and Jackie, as he was then called, ll -D

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led the form in studies, with the Chinaman bringing up, or rather bringing down the rear. Vharchie Boy, and his big ears were everywhere accompanied by the Rev., and together they formed quite an exclusive combination. But who will forget tea at the Marrs', when Pudgy consumed almost everything in sight, and the Righteous One, with eyes glancing furtively this way and that, stuffed large pieces of chocolate cake into his already bulging pockets? ' In the Winter Term, Roddy Round-Ribs arrived and was continually mistaken for Phooey, until his private Townsend System for English pronunciation Cauries for always, etc.J distinguished him as an individual in the pack. Perhaps the most irritating circumstance of all was the refusal of Staunt to admit that he had whoop- ing cough, although half our nights Were sleepless in the face of his fearful parox- ysms. The only result was that he gave it generously to many of his classmates. In the Spring, Freddy provoked several Sunday afternoon hunts, while week- days brought club baseball to the tune of Right over, Hoggie boy, right over!', Music classes usually saw Microbious engaged in argument with Mr. Marr. On Daisy Sunday we scurried through the fields in the frantic chase for daisies - and then, in a whirl of Nigger Baby and final examinations, this first glorious year ended. The following September, those of us who were old kids surveyed the new- comers to the form with distrust and suspicion. Among the arrivals was a huge dele- gation from Fay, and an abundance of other queer people, and it took about two months before the new element mingled successfully with the old. Microbious. Foggy Charch, and Al, who had already cultivated his leer, in- habited Dormitory C. Most of the others were in B, which became the scene of many doings. After lights, weird popping noises and sounds of mortal combat in- variably issued from the triple alcove of Spec, Kiki, and Noneck. Across the way. Yutch and King Bill frantically endeavored to smother the holy snores of the Prophet Samuel. These snores reached, one evening, a thundering climax of reson- ance which no amount of pillows could quell,and Staunt, in despair of sleep, slammed his two-by-four window, and cried, 0 snore on, happy moron ! In the classroom, Small's famous paper, which began Now this guy flavour, Niekflop's threat to strike an offending faculty member, and Gar's little plea for only the bare facts evoked hilarity. Squeak strove vainly to master the French vowel sounds under Dr. Parkman's tutelageethe resultant efforts being a pro- longed dialogue of grunts in which the Headmaster was undeniably worsted. In Latin class, we were faced with the alternative of sitting down in utter disgrace or writing innumerable 'rego's, while Math. students were subjected to the Thomson- Reid Review. Quick Henry once startled the history class by lighting a match amid shouts of Fire! Fire! whereupon all rushed frantically to the windows, much to the bewilderment of the master in charge, and then Pussy, who wandered about asking everyone Won't you be my friend, ran down to bells one morning only to discover that he had omitted the minor formality of putting on his pants. Fritzis plays were torn and spattered with ink, while the chase raged madly up and down the school- room. Of course, through all this, the romance of the century had been threading its thorny way, frequently provoking tears. For the first time, we saw the St. Mark's football team victorious over Groton: then came Gym Day when the old kids could exercise any grudges they might bear against the new kids 4 and this was in effect the fusing point of the two elements. In the lower school play, Witchy had tremendous difficulty with his part, al- though it consisted of only one speech, for he was always so engrossed in the cigar which the script called upon him to chew that when his turn finally came, he would fail miserably, and only five or six hours of extra coaching availed to set him right. Winter brought on a long and heated goalie feud between Oliver Twist and Clutch, while Beppo, already wearing electrician shoes, attended Math. slate every day. One evil night, a group of earnest students became slightly too enthusiastic in their quest for knowledge, and a great chastisement ensued with heavy casualties. That spring, Foggy Griz, the stalwart coxswain, became our first letterman, and Little Herc distinguished himself as captain of the Fay baseball team, but the rest of the term was uneventful enough except for our victory over Groton in baseball. 12