St Margarets Academy - Dayseye Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

Text from Pages 1 - 164 of the 1924 volume:

CO'fV V DAYESYE r ‘h THE DAYESYE Published by the Class of KJ24 VOLUME V '• | J . ’ • ' • • « a ST. MARGARET’S ACADEMY MINNEAPOLIS, MINN. MHC as tors Rt. Rev. Msgr. J. M. Cleary Rev. «J. P. Aldridge Rev. J. Clinton Allard Rev. William II. Blum Rev. Joseph Cicminski Rev. J. T. Cleary Rev. Patrick R. Cunningham Rev. James Donahue Rev. James K. Dogle Rev. Robert J. Fitzgerald Rev. James A. (laughan Rev. Jeremiah 1 Iarrington Rev. Joseph F. Ilavorka Rev. Magnus llermanutz Rev. Leonard Kapsner Kev. Francis J. Lang Rev. Francis Matz Rev. Francis Rakowski Rev. James M. Reardon Rev. Du i nasi is Richard To our beloved Pastors— (rood Shepherds of our youth—whose lives have touched ours so intimately from the days of our infancy to those of dawning womanhood,- we, the Seniors of St. Margaret's Academy, do lovingly and reverently dedicate this Hook. ■llBBll r “ The 'Dayesye' Staff Bernice Reed . Editor-in-.Chief Marion Lund Assistant Editor Catherine Fox . Associate Editor Helen Whalen Associate Editor Margaret Tierney . Business Manager Helen Noon Art Department Dorothy Haui-nstein Art Department Adalaide Flanagan Snapshots Kathryn Leavitt . Jokes Michaline Klar Typing Florence Peterson . Music Department Lenore Grady Dramatic Art Department SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS President . Mary Fitzimmons Vice-President Florence Peterson Treasurer . Josephine Flynn Secretary Helen Noon The Faculty Principal................................ Sister Henrica Sister Emeline Catholic University of America Latin-History Sister Gregoria A. B. College of St. Catherine German-History Sister Henrica M. University of Minnesota Religion-English Sister Azaria A. M. University of Chicago Chemistry-English Sister St. Florine A. M. (Reg.) University of Minnesota French-English Sister Emmanuel Botany-General Science A. M. University of Minnesota Sister Yvonne .4. M (Reg.) University of Minnesota Mathematics Sister Eileen A. M. University of Minnesota . English-History Sister Frances Rita A. M. University of Minnesota History-Latin Sister Lucile Gregg Business College Stenography Mrs. T. B. Kelly A. B. Oberlin College Physical Education Miss Marguerite Heckel A. B. College of St. Catherine Spanish-English Miss Laura Murray A. B. Trinity College English Miss Irene McGuire A. B. College of St. Catherine Art-English Sister Char it as . B. Chicago School of Expression and Dramatic Art . . Expression Mr. J. J. Beck Scharu;enka Conservatory. Berlin Chorus Sister Annetta M. B. American Conservatoty. Head of Music Department Piano-Harmony Signor Silvio Scionti Piano Department Conservatory of Naples. Italy. Visiting Director The Right Reverend Monsignor J. M. Cleary Baccalaureate Speaker Class Day To us the world opes wide its arms And flings alluring pageantry Of rainbow hue and swaying charm; And crimson roses gorgeously Flaunt perfumed leaves. At every turning A throstle’s wing a dancing spray; But through it all a wayward yearning, “Goodbye—old days at S. M. A.! For xis the world is filled with songs Of willful youth and bubbling laughter, And dainty bells chime silver-sweet Of blissful dags to follow after This holiday. But e’er returning, Like old refrain it throbs away; In minor melody its yearning, “Goodbye—old days at S. M. A.! •w oDay dy, Naomi Aubin— “I may be a nurse, a social worker, or a nun. I could be a nun. a social worker and a nurse, too. But whatever I do. girls. I shall follow the rule. 'Whatever you do. do with all your might. Dorothy Barbery— Ever since I have studied ancient history, it has been my ambition to be a traveling secretary for an archeologist, so that one or two interesting things might be added to the study of old temples and tombs.” Margaret Biornstad— “During the next few years I wish to travel, but I shall continue to study music as I have some talent in that direction. Irene Brannan— After I leave St. Margaret’s Academy I intend to study at some university. As I have always been a very conscientious student of music. I think 1 shall make my debut in later years as an accomplished musician. (My music teacher will appreciate this.)” Agnes Bonin— I intend to be a kind and helpful stenographer. I shall always be on time and will try to do my work as perfectly as possible.” •= ! )$ £) CUfa U . Bernadette Brownrigg— I have changed my mind so often while trying to decide on my life work that I think I am doomed to be a Jack-of all-trades.” Ethel Bury— “The thronging crowds of the business world have long held a fascination for me. In my mind's eye I can already see myself one of the highest salaried stenographers in the city.” Helen Cavanaugh— To become a trained nurse and to help banish disease and poor health in this country is my ambition. It is a work which is more for humanity's sake than for personal prosperity, yet it brings the love and respect of the people with whom the nurse comes in contact.” Grace Casey— I enjoy studying music and find the work easy. Therefore. I shall continue to study music after I have received my high school diploma Catherine Connole— You ask me what my ambition is? Of late the idea of going to Nome, with Fidelia Hamel, as a missionary, has held quite an attraction for me. Why not be a cold-climate missionary for a change? I suppose you think I am saying this just to be amusing or 'different.' But you'll be surprised.” -••i 11 c£)ays iyc Marion Craner— When I-have left my school so dear. I hope that all my friends may hear. That as a pianist I have won fame. And glory docs follow my'humble name. Catherine Cronin— Although I have never been inside of a hospital, it has always been my ambition to study nursing. I suppose at the wrong moment my hand would get sort of trembly and I should be killing off some poor soul, but just the same I want to be a nurse. Celia Dietz— I shall be a court reporter because I consider the work more interesting than that of ordinary business routine. Elizabeth Donovan— “ 'To be or not to be: that is the question —a question which troubles many. To me it is comparatively uninteresting as I made up my mind quite a while ago to be a nurse. Marie Downey— I hope, after my days at S. M A. are over, that some kind friend will secure an office position for me. I hope that this position will burden me with few responsibilities and furnish just enough work to keep me from becoming bored. 412 Rose Dufaud— I should like to be a business woman ot very high repute. If 1 could become sufficiently proficient in the art of advertising. it is just probable that Henry Ford or even Doheny may employ me for special work as adviser.” Laurette Dumas— “My ambition? 1 shall do my best to surpass Fritz Kreisler. Quien sabc?” Helen Finch— “To attend Miss Wood’s school for kindergarten teachers is my one great ambition. Here 1 shall prepare myself to teach little children in whom I am greatly interested.” Mary Fitzimmons— ”1 should like to be a teacher of English— to lead unsuspecting pupils through the highways and byways of rhetoric to the winning of the prize—a high school diploma. Adelaide Flanagan— I suppose 1 shall be like most of us and venture out upon the sea of matrimony, although I must admit that 1 am rather skeptical about it just at present. Mary Fleetham— Next year will be likely to find me taking dictation from one of the prominent business men of Minneapolis. I shall try to be a most efficient private secretary.” Josephine Flynn— My life ambition, as I sec it just now. is work in home economics. This will enable me to give service both at home and in the classroom.” Irene Fournier— When I finish my course at St. Margaret’s Academy I expect to get a position as a typist. You will see my name in print very often after a year or so and will know me only as 'Irene the Great,’ Champion Typist of 1925. Catherine Fox— Hitch your wagon to a star—and be one! That's what I'm going to do (in my mind’s eye). But father and mother tell me that I'm going to college.’’ Margaret Gleason— I have always had in my mind the big idea of inventing something—just what. I do not know. Perhaps it will be some sort of a device to prepare high school lessons without the usual all night studying.” - 14fc ■ 4$ Florence Goebel— At the beginning of my journey through life I wish to be a private secretary, but I hope that the succeeding years will unfold to me my proper sphere in order that I may accomplish greater things.” Lenore Grady— My ambition is sky high. 1 should like to be an astronomer.” Fidelia Hamel— You asked what I should like to be. Of course I shall share Catherine Connolc's life work among the Eskimos. It has quite an attraction for me. We'll both surprise you some day.” Lucille Hardy— “My study of art has inspired me with a desire to follow in the footsteps of Sidney Smith.” Dorothy Hauenstein— “It is my ambition to become a successful commercial artist. 15 Jdcu ctUf. Margaret Hogan— As schoolgirl 1 have many ambitions, but I think I shall be a bookkeeper and typist to begin with. Florence Hoy— To be a kindergarten teacher is my ambition in life. Can you imagine me with my little flock circled about me? Surely I'll need to bear in mind the proverb. 'Patience is a virtue.' Do you know that I'm going to succeed? Theresa Kauth— In the future I hope to be a social worker. 1 hope to care for little children who are neglected and to comfort mothers who are worried by care and trouble. I shall be happy to devote my life to this work. Florence Kearns— What I'm going to be and should like to be are two different things. I'd like to be an English teacher because they always appear to be the best-natured and most lovable of all. But I'm going to be a kindergarten teacher. Blanche Kinsella— It is my ambition to be a physical culture instructor. I shall teach my pupils to seek for the health and strength which will enable them to give to their life work the best that is in them. ■ejf 16J? £ CUf£Mj. Michaline Klar— My desire was to be a movie star, but oh. how people discouraged me. They told me that one of the requirements was good looks. 1 cared to go no farther because I decided that I would be a failure. I shall try my luck at stenography, an occupation in which many ordinary looking people have been very successful. Emma Knapp— 1 want to be either a grade teacher or a social worker. But I should like just a little stage life thrown in.” Margaret Kneeland— The line of work which appeals to me Is that of 3 doctor of high degree. In years to come you all will see That I've received my I.L.D. Helene Krogstad— It always has been my ambition to be a great writer and write interesting, worthwhile books. To prepare for this 1 am going to take a cour.se in journalism at the university. Kathryn Leavitt— My future will be devoted to the work of crime detection and prevention. My aim is not solely to detect crime, but. what is more important, to prevent it and to establish methods of fighting this evil. 'One ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure' shall be my motto and my whole heart and soul will be devoted to my work.” Marion Lund— Shall I be a great artist? Many have told me that I have the temperament. But I fear that my works would rival Whistler's in some respects. At any rate, they'd be just as incomprehensible.” Viola Mackey— In my dreams I often see myself as poetess, dancer or musician. Sometimes I see myself as a Sister of St. Joseph. But alas! I fear that I shall be only a struggling stenographer. Mary Ellen McIntosh— My ambition is to teach English at S. M. A. If there is no opening in the English department I may consider the position of principal.” Lucille Murphy— It is difficult to decide this vocation busi ness: it is a thing to be pondered over. How does 'Let Lucille Decorate Your Home.’ sound? Eleanor Nickelson— My ambition is to be the proud proprietress of a darling Art Shop. Helen Noon— I intend to be a world-famed designer of women's cloaks and gowns. Judging from the amount of unfavorable criticism directed against present day styles. 1 shall have a great opportunity to give service.” Florence Peterson— “When I’ve finished high school I want to give people a thrill. I'd love to be an aeroplane performer—one who does stunts high above the grand stand at the Fair. But. really. I shall go either to Miss Wood’s school for kindergarten teachers or to the university. 1 have not decided yet.” Bernice Reed— What am I going to be? With these few short months of school left I suppose it is about time 1 had decided. I have a suspicion that the business world may claim me for the next year at least. Carol Rolph— Be democratic! Act. dress and talk as you please and you will be excused if you follow my profession. Every one will sigh and say. But she is an artist.’ ’ Margaret Royal— When I graduate from St. Margaret’s Academy. I shall study at the University of Minnesota. In the great field of chemistry I shall endeavor to discover a preventive of the permanent shine on black goods, thus winning the gratitude of the feminine world. Here’s hoping that an explosion docs not prevent me from making this great contribution. •—Jdaya U £ Geneva Royal— As a schoolgirl my ambitions arc many. 1 should love to acquire a knowledge of art and a taste for the beautiful. 1 intend to continue my art work at the Federal Art School and look forward to the career of a commercial artist.” Ramona Schroeder— How I should like to sit at the piano and give my audiences thrill after thrill as my fingers run up and down the keyboard, slowly at first, then gradually increasing to the swiftness of lightning.” Frances Schulte— I want to be a poet And write about a bird Whose songs breathe forth such music As the world has never heard.” Regina Smith— I should like to teach kindergarten. Small children are so interesting to me that it would be a pleasure to teach them.” Sally Spofford— A teacher of physical education Is what I shall aspire to be. It holds for me a fascination— This life of the open air so free.” Evelyn Stackhouse— When I leave St. Margaret’s I intend to take a normal course and teach young ladies to be model seniors.” Evelyn Tabaka— My school days are just beginning. Next year I intend to enter the University of Minnesota. I am going to work for the degrees of B. A. and M. A.” Margaret Tierney— I hope in the course of time to fulfill my in any other profession I should lose the ambition of being a lawyer, as 1 fear that opportunity to use my ability for arguing.” Elizabeth Thompson— ”1 wish that I could tell what ambition I have for the future, but as yet I am so filled with the sheer joy of living and the friendships of my class that 1 don’t worry about what the future holds for me.” Helen Whalen— I’ve been considering for three years what I should like to do when my high school work is finished. After discussing the subject pro and con I have decided to enter the business world as a private secretary. I think I shall be suited to this kind of work as my friends are always talking about my 'initiative.' i2 If - “TJdcu sM e. Marie Wood— I shall be a teacher of fancy dancing— not the snaky kind, but really artistic dancing. I shall specialize in folk-dances, thus teaching little children to take pleasure in organized amusements. PH'YLLIS ZlMM ERM AN— You ask me what I'm going to be. A lawyer—why of course! I'll stand right up before the judge. And shout until I'm hoarse. Lucile Yousseau— I should like to be a teacher of English— the kind of teacher who makes people learn in spite of themselves, as our English teacher does.” Jdcu z Ufe, - 23fc- ‘-'T5 44‘; o £) ay eAx e, Seniors Most Popular - - HELEN NOON 100% Girl - Mary Fitzsimons Prettiest - - - Helen Whalen Neatest in Uniform— Helen Cavanaugh Politest - - - Francis Schulte Prettiest Hair - MlCHALINE KLAR Prettiest Eyes - - - Emma KNAPP Peppiest - - - Catherine Fox Cutest - - - Florence Kearns Cleverest - - KATHERINE I.EAVITT Noisest - - - Sally Spoeeord Most Studious RAMONA SCHROEDER Quietest • - - MARGARET ROYAL Most Obedient— Phyllis Zimmerman Most Artistic— Dorothy Hauenstein Most Attractive— Florence Peterson cJfCovies a?id 'Prop Songs Flaming Youth Safety Last” Human Wreckage French Doll Three Wise Fools Our Gang Linger Awhile I Love You” That Red Head Gal The Spoilers After Every Party ............................Catherine Fox Adelaide Fi anagan ................... Seniors Aeter a Test .........................Laurettf. Dumas A. Flanagan. Lenore Grady and Marion Lund ..............................Class of '24 ..................... Room 7 at 1:15” ..............................Alma Mater .....................Mary Ellen McIntosh ......................The New Freshmen ............................... A Failure Where the Lazy Daisies Grow Yes. We Have no Bananas Somebody's Wrong The Acquittal Nice People” Nearer and Dearer Sleep ............. . . “Sittin’ in a Corner Raggedy Ann Enemies of Women The Gold Digger Woman to Woman March of the Wooden Soldiers Wonderful One Keep it Dark ............. Second Hand Rose ...................... S. M. A. .....................Cafeteria ...................The Faculty .................Commencement Those Who are on the Honor Roll ................... . . . .June. '24 Helen Cavanaugh Sally Spoeeord in English ............. Seniors' Uniforms ...... William and McGinnis ..............Sister Blanche Co-op Society Seniors Going Upstairs Girl on the Excellent List ................... The Flunks Rose Dueaud When You're Gone I Won’t Forget You Don’t We Carry On?”. . . ................. You’ve Got to See Your Mamma Every Night =424 French Teacher Juniors Sister Henrica Bernice Reed Agnes Stanton Marion Murray Marion Lund The I• F. C. A. Essay Qo?itest IT IS with great pleasure that the DayHSYI- staff announces the result of the essay contests conducted by the International Federation of Catholic Alumnae. The Minnesota Chapter of this Alumnae offered two prizes of fifteen and ten dollars respectively for the winners. St. Margaret’s Seniors carried off both first and second state prizes in two succeeding years. 1923 and 1924. The first subject, given in May. 1923. was “Vocations and Avocations. Agnes Stanton was awarded the first prize of fifteen dollars and Marion Murray the second prize of ten dollars, while Marie Weed received honorable mention. The second subject. “The Good and Bad in Modern Dress.” was given in September. 1923. In this contest Bernice Reed was awarded the state prize of fifteen dollars and Marion Lund the second prize of ten dollars. These prize winners are eligible for entrance to a national contest which will close in June, 1 924. The subject for the national contest is “My Idea of a Genuine American Citizen.” The prize is one hundred dollars in gold. Perhaps it is too much to hope that our Seniors will be successful where there is so much competition, but we shall do our best to keep up the good name of our Alma Mater. Jt) The C. I. P. A. Qonve?itio?i ON Thursday evening. November 29, 1923, Bernice Reed. Florence Kearns. Margaret Tierney. Kathryn Leavitt. Helen Cavanaugh and Lucille Hardy left Minneapolis to represent St. Margaret’s Academy at the C. I. P. A. convention at Madison. Wisconsin. We were accompanied by Sister Henrica and Sister Frances Rita. In St. Paul we were joined by a group of girls from St. Joseph's Academy. Two coaches, which were occupied only by delegates, echoed with gay chatter about the coming convention and other affairs until our chaperons suggested that 1 1 :00 P. M. was a good time for going to sleep. Friday morning we registered and got our bearings about the campus. The college students were very kind and opened their sorority houses to us. In the afternoon we attended a meeting arid had a special conference with a number of editors who offered very favorable criticisms on our 1923 DAYESYE and also showed us where improvements could be made. A banquet followed by a short lecture and a dance was given Friday evening for the delegates of the C. I. P. A. convention. The boys of the public schools of Minneapolis helped us out by cheering for all Minneapolis schools in general, for we, being girls, had to act more dignified. Saturday was a day of great excitement for all the delegates because it was on that day that the books and all publications were classified and received their certificates. The annuals were divided according to the size of their schools. With great pleasure we noted that many of the Minneapolis high school publications were given honorable mention in one way or another, but we were highly gratified when the DAYESYE was rated as a first-class annual in Division III. Margaret Tierney. “IVas It Ever K tiown to Fail? Isn’t it strange when you have studied hard And you know your Spanish so well. And you’re sure you know the translation And all the words can spell; You have finished all your home-work. And you have done your very best; Tis then she'll never call on you. Though she calls on all the rest. And when you do not do your work. And in lessons you know you'll fail. You're the very first one she will call upon. Was it ever known to fail? - 26{e- Helen Noon. t£)aysdy IVhen I Ivas J ittle and U (ow WHEN I was little, the world was a great big beautiful place full of nice people and large slices of bread and butter covered with jelly. 1 didn't have anything to do all day long but play and when I got through there was a great big supper waiting for me. I am afraid that I thought mostly of eating in those days. Nothing caused me any trouble—not even my hair because I wore my bob straight. Lessons did not exist. Now that I am a senior my troubles are many and varied. Lessons loom large on my horizon. I am supposed to graduate, but have my doubts about it. Even my hair is a bother now as it must be curled all the time. I can not play childishly as 1 used to because now 1 must preserve my dignity. When I feel a desire to shriek with unholy mirth it must be immediately suppressed. I am continually having my manners and my walk corrected. 1 am not allowed to go out as much as I want to. 1 am also made to feel my advanced age when the little freshmen come up respectfully and ask me questions. Backward, turn backward. O Time in thy flight. Make me a child again just for tonight. Often have I heard this quoted but never fully understood its meaning till now. Alas. alas, tis hard to be old and a senior! Helene Krogstad. The (Vucifix The crucifix—it hangs upon the wall Above a mirror in the English room. And seems at all times to dispel the gloom. As it pleads to God. the Father, for us all. The morning sunlight round it gently falls. And weaves a spell that lasts until the noon, A dream of beauty, but it fades too soon. Though soft light lingers till the shadows fall. I looked upon that figure hanging there. The feet were nailed together to the wood. His love for us the cruel pains did bear. How could I murmur, when I understood His love for me had placed His image there To shed His life-blood on the cruel rood. Ramona Schroeder. £)ayc Uf£. Original Translations At J'C.igitt (Cichendorff '- (achts) I I stood in the forest shadows As tho on life's fleeting brim: The fields were like darkening meadows, The stream like a silver rim. II The only sound that reached my ear. Was of bells across the wood: A doe raised its head in timid fear. Then slept, in its quiet nook. III The tree-tops on the summit rise And rustle, as if in a dream: Then God moved o’er the clear, blue skies. And blessed the land and the stream. Rose Spaulding. sJkComifig (Jog J Happy life so fresh and new Awakes from nightly dream. And on every leafy tree The dewdrops brightly gleam. They glitter on the fragrant rose And on the violet blue. They glisten on the thistle's down. Those silvery drops of dew. Ah. those sparkling pearls That gently glow and gleam— Thev are merely tears of joy That from ev'ry leaflet stream. TERESA KAUTH. Absorbed (1 o gtJ While the pattering rain-drops fall We wander under our parasol: You gaze at me. and I gaze. too. Blissfully happy, back at you. Thus we saunter along the way. All heedless of the element's play. Not observing in the least That the rain long since had ceased. Marion Weiland. • 28 - 5-4 £) ay c ye. IVa?iderings of a Se?iior zjftind in the Spring u IRLS. the assignment for tomorrow is to characterize Lear and Gloucester. V_J and name the chief events leading up to the crisis of the play.” That's not so bad. I think I can answer them now. If we had been given a long lesson I don’t know what I should have done. Spring, and I have to stay in school. Well, maybe I can keep my mind where it belongs and maybe I can t. Look at that little bird out there singing as if he would burst. I wonder if he's sympathizing with me or whether he enjoys seeing me slaving away. With his head cocked on one side like that, though, he looks as if he was wondering what on earth was the matter with me to stay inside on such a beautiful day. O. but wouldn't I like to go out to the lake today—and no possible chance to go. Describe the character of Cordelia. A------h. she was very gentle and forgiving. Whew, that was a narrow escape! Maybe I'd better try to keep my mind within bounds. Thanks. Ad. you saved my life that time. Say. wouldn't you love to go on a hike today? It's just right outside. There goes McGinnis.” and without gloves. No doubt about it. the spring certainly has arrived, and I have to stay cooped up. I wish to goodness Catherine Fox could manage to get here on time once in a while. It's sort of diverting though to listen to the lecture she gets on promptness. What! Going to see her after school! Can you imagine that? We aren't even going to have the fun of listening to the lecture. Straw-bcrrics-berries-berries. straw-berries-berries-berries.” Here comes the old fruit man. I haven't seen him since last summer. Wouldn't I like to have some of those berries though! My mouth is just watering. If I thought those vines were strong enough I'd climb down and get some. Why on earth don't they have a fire escape down from this window? I have been wondering what I'd like to be and now I know. I'll be a contractor and build schools with plenty of fire escapes that go clear down to the ground. Sally, dear, could you possibly manage to keep your feet on the floor?” If I were Sally I'd tie weights on my feet to keep them down. It's an awful state of affairs when a girl is so light-footed that her feet insist on flying into the air. Just listen to those small Pro-Cathedrals hooting down there under the library window. How well they know that we would cheerfully give ten years of our lives to get outside. Really. I don't see any reason on earth why we couldn't hold classes on the campus. Helen Finch, you be the fool. Sister must think the part is particularly suited to her character. Fire?” Where? They're stopping right across the street. I wish I could get down there. False alarm! Can you imagine th3t? O. well, it wouldn't be right I suppose to wish a fire on anybody, but I think it could have been more exciting. I don’t see how I'm going to live on until school is out. For mercy’s sake, what is that? Explosions? No? Only a man beating a mattress. That man should be taken in for disorderly conduct. If I had a mattress that dusty I'd burn it rather than put the public endurance to such a test, especially with a school across the way. I wonder if there’s any chance that we might get out early today. Let me see. No. I guess the case is hopeless and I’m doomed to stay here till 1:15. I certainly should love to go to the country or to the lake and stay there till September. But no chance till after June sixth—no chance. U9 - Josephine Flynn. Jdaycdye. Cjeometry GEOMETRY is a big proposition, made up of a lot of little propositions. Euclid, or whoever the man was who invented geometry, must have thought the whole civilized world was going to settle in Missouri and would want to have everything proved to it. But I’m from Missouri myself, and I think he was wrong, for I would rather take Euclid’s word for it than to work out some of those awful theorems. At times in looking through a geometry, one might think he was reading a modern problem novel, especially when it refers to angular figures, the eternal triangle, etc. Speaking of triangles, one has to have a very acute mind to appreciate them. My mind was always obtuse, so I never could see them from the right angle. Then there was that everlasting running around in circles and never getting anywhere. And. Oh! Do you remember “extreme and mean ratio?” It was certainly well named. I never saw anything quite so mean and it threw me into an extreme fit just to look at it. “The theory of limits” was another little bunch of nuisance which made you burn midnight oil. I never could understand it until I heard it explained by the frog method. The frog method is this: if a frog jumps half way across a room at one jump, and half of the remaining distance at the next jump, and half of that the next, etc., he never would get across the room. Now isn’t that wonderful and clear? It explains the theory of limits perfectly, but it doesn't explain the frog. I can't understand yet why a frog could make a jump like that at first and then have its jumps dwindle down so. The only way 1 can explain it is that he was a moron and his mental development ceased after the first jump. However, there is one thing I learned in geometry that really does me some good. Always when I come to a vacant lot I say to myself. “I’ll cross this lot because the hypotenuse of a right triangle is less than the sum of the other two sides.” I was quite happy about this for a long time, until one day as I started to cross one of these lots. I said something unthinkingly to myself. “A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.” Now I learned that right in the beginning of geometry and that’s where I should have started. What was the use of taking all the rest? But the old saying is “Some people never know when to stop.” and I suppose I must belong to that class. But as two math credits are required for university entrance. I must keep striving to reach the goal even if. like the frog, my spasms of intellectual action do not carry me as far on the road to accuracy as I would wish. Frances Schulte. JdayeMj D Unv , t-'vr' 31 - Qualifications of a Perfect High School Teacher A PERFECT high school teacher is indeed a rare personage. To teach high school successfully and be perfect at the same time would seem to be almost impossible. But let us imagine such a teacher. I may as well admit, to begin with, that I have never met one who possessed all the qualifications here specified. First of all. this as yet imaginary person must have an unlimited amount of patience because we all know that high school pupils arc more trying than younger ones: she must be able at all times to hold the interest of the class: she should also be able to command respect and obedience from her pupils, because if she is not able to do this, the pupils will gain little from her teaching. On the other hand, this perfect being must always be more willing to recite herself than listen to anyone else. She must call upon those pupils who seem perfectly willing to show off all they know. I don't think she should object to little conversations carried on in class, because sometimes you really are discussing the lesson, and not telling your neighbor how you put something over on a teacher in a previous class. She should be liberal to a certain extent: that is. she should be kind and tractable when the pupils skillfully endeavor to lead her away from the beaten track of the lesson and she should protest strenuously against all tests, exams and quizzes which make us cram our poor brains to an overflow. Of course, she would not mind when we forget to wear our uniform, because she would understand how tired we get of blue serge. In the years to come, when every teacher must have these qualifications in order to teach in high schools. I shall not be looked upon as the originator of this high ideal, because almost every student at S. M. A. has in the course of time, developed just this kind of an ideal, but 1 can claim the honor of being the first S. M. A. girl who has ever expressed it in a written document. Elizabeth Thompson. The Best ( ass The best class yet! Is about to leave dear old S. M. A. The best class yet! Tis true sometimes we fail to get Our assignments or lose them in some way. But they'll all be made up by Commencement day. The best class yet! C. Dietz. 'To -JftCy Uniform Oh. uniform! You are a bore. Each day I hate you more and more. Oh. uniform! You are a bore. You are getting so shabby and worn. I cannot help looking at you with scorn. When you were new you were not so bad. But the look of you now makes my heart sad. Oh. uniform! You are a bore. Sally Spofford. 75 4 $ £)cu 6Mf£. Familiar' Sayings ‘Girls, try to look intelligent.'1 'For goodness' sake, pray in one language!'1 'I give up. You can't stop talking machines. Oh. don't you like that! 'In my day young ladies would-------. But now! Why it is impossible! Were you quiet while 1 was out of the room?” ‘Girls, I wish you would quote me exactly? 'Clever touch! ‘Girls, are you talking Spanish? Now don't think I wouldn't do it! 'Remember that two years of mathematics is required for university entrance. ‘Now. altos, don't sing soprano an octave lower. Rock me to sleep, mother, rock me to sleep. ‘Girls, remember that this art class is supposed to work just as hard as any other class.” Now here you sec a perfect paper. Girls, do you realize how much that book cost? Now stand up like a nice little girlie and recite your lesson. 'Girls, there are plenty of lovely new girls just waiting to take your places. To an Old Umbrella Thy usefulness is coming to an end Though long shall I remember the glad day. When first to my proud raiment you did pay Respect and promise to protect your friend. St. Margaret's girls did often praise your beauty. And joyfully they lengthened out the time You would continue to be in your prime, And give efficient service as a duty. I took you with me every place I went. Clasped in my hands you seemed to be content. And whether rain or snow did chance to fall Your sides extended always caught it all. Because you fail to function now. alack. The rain does often drizzle down my back. Phyllis Zimmerman. 'Popularity SAY. girls, this school business, honestly faced, has little resemblance to a picnic, do you think? No matter how innocently we begin our school careers or how energetically we pursue them, we seem always to run into that everlasting, conflicting, envied one called the “teacher's darling. Oh. if we could only solve the problem, but there seems no set rule to follow by which we can gain popularity with the faculty! Now they seem to like them small, quiet, unobtrusive: again they prefer those who are tall, merry, imaginative, and even stubborn. One would think that almost any girl would fit into this category, nevertheless there are many of us who do not possess that treasured “something which would endear us to our professeurs. What can a poor girl do? If one teacher likes her because she is witty, another frowns and tells her that her clever remarks are really uncalled for and not at all humorous. But we must not worry about it. girls, for after all. one couldn’t have every teacher admire her. That would be unnatural and impossible. But the question of being popular with one's own little group of chums is an entirely different matter. To be beloved by them, you need not be clever or smart: if you forget to study your chemistry or do not understand your English assignment they do not frown down upon you. They will love you merely for being natural and friendly, and ready always to lend a sympathetic ear to their little troubles. Oh. how we love and admire these school friends! When we think about them in after years we recall everything that was good and kind and forget everything that was unpleasant, just as we do when we chat about our happy days at S. M. A. Of course, we yearn a little for popularity. It counts for something, surely. and adds to our happiness. And I think that if we are obedient, persevering and loyal to our beloved school we can easily keep ourselves alive in the memories of our dear teachers. But as for being popular among your friends and with your teachers, too. dear high school miss. I have only this to say: “Be yourself always! Just be yourself! Nothing else counts. Marion Lund. ' Memories A sweet faced lady old and gray Sat dreaming dreams of the long ago. In the little park across the way. A sweet faced lady old and gray Gazed over the road at S. M. A. Remembering years of joy and woe. A sweet faced lady old and gray Sat dreaming dreams of the long ago. Frances Schulte. T o ulolet Oh. rondolet! You make me sad. so very sad. Oh. rondolet! Over you I fret and fret and fret. Because you won't rhyme, and act so bad. Oh. rondolet! Eleanor Nickelson. And it was in the early autumn of the year when the DAYESYE slipped its mootings The Qruise of the (food Ship u Dayesye URE and did I ever tell you the story of the cruise of the good ship Dayesye? No? Well. then, let all seat yourselves for a while and I’ll tell you the grandest story of the grandest ship that ever sailed the open seas. It was Anno Domini 1920 when the Dayesye was ready to sail for the lands of Knowledge and Adventure. And it was in the early autumn of the year when the Dayesye slipped its moorings. Sure and we had the hearty crew. And many of them still wore the ribbons of their fair ladies over their hearts ... And all was silent, and all was still, waiting for the coming of the morn .... Slowly old. black night lifted herself from the land and the gleam of the light lay toward the east. One by one the little stars in the deep-blue of the heavens closed their eyes. The blue dome changed .... and lightened . . The rose in the east deepened . . a wisp of cloud turned to gold ... T he distant mountain showed dark against the red-gold . . . . and over the crest of the valley a rim of fire came! .... Oh. sure, and it was a glorious sight as that red disk rose and it seemed as though the dead things had come to life. Then like a prayer we heard: “Not of the sunlight. Not of the moonlight Not of the starlight! O. young Mariner, Dawn to the haven. Call your companions. Launch your vessel. . And crowd your canvas. And. ere it vanishes Over the margin. After it. follow it. Follow the Gleam. And it was on such a morning that we set out: and many were the tears that were shed and dried as we turned our young hearts with hope, after it. to follow it! Yea. to find it—The Gleam! .... And for many moons was our ship tossed at sea before we saw the sight of land. Some days it would be calm, but then there were more days when we never saw the sight of the sun. And then we came to Merrie Englandc! Sure, and we saw the good sword Excalibur. And one day we went to the forest and we saw Gareth and Lynette a’riding along, as nice as you please, to the castle Perilous with that rogue of a Lynette a’teasing Gareth with her eyes! And one. fine day we came on a great, open space in the hills and saw a pot a’boiling away, and Kathleen Kron-Inn. went a’peeking around it and poking it with a stick, till it turned topover! And then the commotion!!! •= 35 £ CU £ Uf£. And all of a sudden, we heard a voice of thunder and old Merlin himself, appeared. Sure, and he was as mad as a hatter and demanded the one who had turned his magic pot over! But Kathleen Kron-Inn was afraid and none of us would tell on her. Sure, and you can laugh if you please, but it was no laughing matter for us then. Well, old Merlin called us every kind of a name he could think of and a few more. He said he would punish us all. And we were not to know what our punishment was till near the end of four years. And with these terrible words he left us and we saw him no more till—but that's ahead of my story. I don't need to tell you that we left England right away . . . Sure, while you'd be thinking of it. right on the coast of the old sod we landed. And the land was bright in the green of the summer and the place running wild with fairies, and they stealing the milk and playing on the cabbage-heads. And though Kathleen-Ni-Houlihan smiled and bade us welcome. we had to be going. But Evelyn, the Heart, poor lassie, had wandered on the shores alone and had met a brave, young Irish laddie . . . And they called him Doherty, the Red. And what did he do but steal both her heart and herself away and never brought them back to the ship We all had decided on Spain. Sure, and it was in Spain that we met Don Quixote and saw him fight his mighty battle with the windmills and heard old Sancho Panza a'scolding and digging the ribs of his old donkey. And we all laughed merrily till Quixote became cross and vowed that we, too. were in league against his fair lady, Dulcinea del Tobosa. And then Hel-Lin O’Noona. mischief that she was. started to make fun of his horse and laughed at his old armor and his weird tales till he became angry and started to threaten her. And he vowed revenge till poor Hel-Lin O’Noona became frightened and ran for the good, old ship, while Quixote stormed and raged and demanded justice. He threatened this and he threatened that, till we most lost our minds from fear . . . And then down from the ship, as tranquil as you please, came brave Peg O Tiernen Sure, and she hadn't been speaking to him a minute when he was all smiles and he bowed and bowed as grandly as the king himself. And he walked with us to our ship, and promised to watch till we were out of sight And as we sailed away we looked back and on the summit of the hill that waved away into the red and yellow ridges silhouetted against the sky. stood Quixote waving his plumed hat and Sancho Panza down on his knees, and whether he was weeping or making his thanksgiving that we had gone I don’t know, and we saw old Rozinante running away in the distance, glad of a chance of freedom. And the murmur of the water mingled with the moan of the wind and the crags were gold-tipped: the shadows crept upward, the gold changing to red. slowly dulling and the greys and the purple stood out—and then the sun set ... . And on we sailed till we came to Rome, the City of Sorrows. And as we sailed the little waves would be splashing against the sides of our ship and making silver ripples. And when we reached the city it was night and a crescent moon hung high above the seven hills. And a handful of saucy, little stars played hide-and-seek with the rim of it. The night was cool with a touch of the spring in it and the air was heavy with fragrance drawn out of •• 36$®- £) ay sMy the trees and the blossoms by the warm sun of the day. And we walked under the golden stars till we came to the old Coliseum, magnificent, vast, and glorious as in the days of old Nero himself. Sure, it was the grandest sight a mortal would want to see! And on all sides of the arena were people with glowing faces and cruel eyes, cheering their Emperor. We leaned our ears to the wind and heard a heavy patter and the muffled roar of the lions and then their cages opened .... And over the sobbing and moaning of the martyrs rose the cheering of the people. And the Emperor would lean back on his throne and smile and bow his head this way and that .... And the ladies, all rigged out as gay as you please, would smile and fawn .... Tis the likes of them whose souls are as black as sin that could laugh while the poor ones in the arena were killed like dogs .... Then all was quiet again and the wind with a strange moaning came from far off. At other times an owl hooted and the sound was nameless. And it sent the wee shivers up your back and you searching for your beads and thinking what prayers you could be saying. Sure, it was the echo of night, gloom, melancholy, age .... death .... eternity! .... But in the morning when the sun was up we were as gay as the fairies of the old sod itself. Along the Appian way we wandered, lilting a snatch of an old tune, and we going back to the ship again. Then, in the light of the sun. we saw three figures coming toward us. And who was it but old Caesar. Cicero, and Virgil, and they begging us to buy and read their books. Well, the most of us bought a book from Caesar and sat down by the roadside while he read to us his Commentaries. but soon we grew weary and wished to be on our way again. But Cicero, with his fiery speeches, held us back for a little and some of us stayed long enough to hear him give his oration on that scalawag of a Cataline. And when Virgil, an easy, dignified gentleman, saw us loath to stay, he began to speak poems as smooth as you please. But we hadn’t enough of the Latin to care for his story so we walked away politely, one by one. But there were two that he found favor with. And as we went over the hill we could see Virgil perched on a rock with Dode O’Flynn and Gracia Casey sitting at his feet and listening to him with all their ears. And the rest of us laughed merrily and sang our way back to the ship. And we sailed on to Venice. And who should meet us at the landing but the ‘‘Merchant’’ himself. He told us how he and his friend. Bassanio. came each day to watch for the return of his ships. But they came not and his heart was sad and Bassanio’s was sadder, for sure, and was it not his fault that the Merchant was in despair? And then a guard came up and took the Merchant away and the Merchant kissed Bassanio and wept, telling him he feared it would be the last time he would ever kiss him as a free man .... and the guard took him off to the court Poor Bassanio was beside himself with grief so he asked me to talk with him for a few minutes, and we called a gondola and slipped down the cooling waters, but the beauty of the scene was lost for us. And he told me of his courtship of the fair Portia, and Antonio’s bond with the old jew, Shylock. and the wreck of Antonio's ship. O. a sad lad was he! And as we were about to pass under a lagoon, we heard our guide arguing and making wild gestures. He told Bassanio that some one was trying to take precedence over us who should not. but Bassanio. gallant gentleman that he was. ordered the guide to let the other gondola pass And so he did, much to Bassanio's unhappiness, for, as the gondola passed us one of the rich tapestries were raised and a gray-bearded, hook-nosed, old man stuck his head out. grinning, thanked us in as profuse a language as his toothless head would allow. 1 heard a muttered curse at my side, and with it the one word: •‘Shylock!!’’ .... Hold your tongues or I’ll go on my way and never say another word! To be sure we saw the trial, and it was the grandest trial you would ever want to see! And there was Shylock a’rubbing his hands till they most came off. And when everything looked the blackest, a young lawyer came forward and presented his case. And if you could have seen the shoving and the nudging and the poking that our lassies did. faith—you wouldn’t be so very proud of them! Yes. of course, it was Portia—and yes, her clerk was Nerissa—now if you’re through with the asking of your crazy questions I'll go on. Well, straight and tall stood Portia, and there was something familiar about her. But I couldn't tell it for the life of me until Imma from Napp reached over the heads of seven and pulled my hair, saying that Portia was the dead image of our own Phyllis of Thimmer. the story teller who used to read for us in the olden days. And our hearts warmed to Portia . But just at the most interesting part of the trial, we heard the ship-bell, and though we were loath to go. never did we dream of disobeying that call. So we left all our new-found friends .... And the truth of the matter is. I never quite found out what became of Antonio till years later. And we went over the mountains, the black, black mountains, with their hoards of snow. When the day was yet young—there was ice in the crevices of the heights and frost in the valley. But in the sheltered places where the sun seemed to linger, it was warm and pleasant—so that the winter did not kill the flowers. Sure, and they were the most beautiful flowers—red ones, blue ones, yellow and orange ones, and each a’blowing and a'swaying in the breeze. When we awoke, the sun was rising and clear, cool, and sweet was the morning. The old peaks were dim and soft in the rosy clouds. Shafts of golden sunlight shot down into the purple shadow and the birds were singing their praises to God . . Sure, just as we grew to love the place, we had to leave it. O! France was blossoming then, and we walked and we walked till we were most dead a'walking. Not a soul was in sight. We saw only the open fields sown with grain that was a’waving in the wind. And we grew tired and were thirsty . . Just then we heard water tinkling over stones and we looked this way and that till we found a little streamlet in the deep woods beside a bed of flowers. The air was sultry and hot. and we drank the cool water to our heart's content . And down the little ribbon of a road we saw some one coming. It was a boy. and with him was a little dog that carried the lad's pail in its mouth, and he was heading straight for the stream. But when he saw the crowd of us. he began to chatter, like a young monkey, and we understood never a word . and O. how we wished we had done as Alma Mater wished, and studied our French! There we stood around like the gawks that we were, and we were ashamed of ourselves till we heard a quick answer from one of ours, and out of the line stepped Rosy O'Do-Fo and she chattered away with him as grand as you please till we grew weary of listening to them. And Rosy told us that the little boy was Remi, and his dog's name was Joli-Coeur. and that he wanted us to go to the little house beyond the hill and visit his bonne mere and see his fine dogs. So up we marched and good old Mere Barberin bade us welcome and gave us milk as sweet as cream, and honey fresh from the comb. And when we were going. Alma Mater went over to Mere Barberin and spoke a few words in a language strange to us all. but I've found out since, that she spoke in the Language of Mothers ... And Mere Barberin smiled and there were tears a'glistcning in her eyes, as she kissed us. Then we told her. that we were following the Gleam, and she smiled again and took the little Remi in her arms and waved us good-bye. Then Alma Mater asked us where we wanted to go. and up. smart-like, spoke Dorothy, the Artist of Hauenstein. and said. To Germany! So off to the land of Siegried and Kriemhilde we sailed Sure, and the sun. like a (lame, smiled at us, and seemed to wish us well. And as we passed by Belgium. we saw Egmont making love to his fair Clara, and we saw Phillip II plotting with Alva against the people, and we saw the old. grey tower like a sentinel of gloom, and our knees began to shiver and shake The red sun was at our backs and the water lay hazy, dusky, shadowy beneath us. Then the sun set; and swiftly the twilight was there below, while the day lingered above watching to go. The fire died and the earth grew cold . A night hawk voiced his lovely weird and melancholy cry. and it seemed to pierce the silence, like a prophecy of evil And then came a call like the whip-poor-will, and as we drew near, the song became sweeter, and wilder and more appealing with a hint of sadness to it And our hearts seemed to stop, but even in the darkness we could see something like a cloud, and to this we were being drawn by an unknown force. And when we drew nearer, we saw it was a huge rock, and then the ship stood still and would not move though the sails were full And the song went on and never seemed to tire And the night went, and the dawn came. But even at dawn, the song did not stop But when our eyes had become accustomed to the light, we looked up. and on top of that black rock was someone!!! Yes! but do be quiet. Well, yes. we were all afraid except Mary Fitz-simons. and she had no fear of anything, for hadn't she stood at the helm for going on two years? And she had little Eileen Ka-Van-Augh. and little Marie O’Downey to climb to the top mast, and try to see who was at the top of the rock, and so the two of them went up the ropes with the binoculars betwixt them And when they had climbed to the tippy-top and we were all a'watching them, what did they do but disappear before our eyes! But they were by our sides in another twinkling, and the poor lassies were a'trembling. and between gasps they told us that there was a lady on the top of the rock who sang while she combed her hair, and that the little goblins who took them from the ship had told them that the lady was called the Lorelei. And the wild melodies that she sang lured men to their death, and her beautiful hair was combed with a golden comb that flashed and glittered like the sun on the river. And the comb was not jeweled with diamonds at all. at all. but with the tears of the men who had been wrecked by her wicked singing And they said that she would keep us in that spot until we had guessed the number of feet in the bulk of the big. black rock!!! All day we stayed there, and in the late afternoon we swam ashore to see -439) - cDayedyc whether we could guess the rock's dimensions. But to no avail! And the Lorelei took pity on us. and had her goblins bring us to the top of the rock. You ask me if she was pretty? Faith, she was almost as beautiful as our own Eileen Way-Lyn. but not quite. She would roll her black eyes and sing her $ong, and she had all of us charmed, so that we dared not talk—no. not even Sally, the talker. And then, at the most unexpected moment, she grew weary of us and bade us go . . . . And the next day we went back to the rock to sec the Lady of the Lorelei, and she had her goblins bring us up. but they forgot to take one of us. and that one had hidden! .... So while the Lorelei was a’charming us. and a'combing her hair, brave Lad O'Flannigan stepped off the base of the rock. With some of her crooked instruments she measured around the bottom of it. and by a streak of good luck, didn't she solve the problem! So when we got back Lad was waiting for us. and seizing the magic horn, she blew it three times. Then the goblins took Lad up to the Lorelei, and when she told her the answer the Lady's eyes glowed like hot coals, and she shivered, and the song died on her lips. And next thing we knew, we were all back in the ship, and the ship was moving! ... And away in the wind we went with nothing to guide us except the light that streamed from the golden head of Mary Ma-Kin-Tosh. Well, your little heads will soon be nodding, so I'll hurry and be finished. Sure, we had to stop off at England on the way home, but we kept away from Merlin, and his old cave. . . . And we thought to see somewhat of London, though our stay would be short. So up to the Houses of Parliament we went. and. as we tried to get in. we met others a'rushing and a'pushing to get out. And they all with their hats and coats in their hands and running as swiftly as the mad cats of Ballyhoo. And what could we think but that the house was on fire! But Kathleen Lev-Itt peeked in at a window. and then, you should have seen that little fairy laugh! Sure, there was poor Edmund Burke preaching his head away, and r.ary a soul giving heed to him. for the rest of the M. P.'s were dozing away on the benches, and the Gentleman with the Blue Ribbon a'snoring the loudest of all. And we set sail again the next day And down near the coast of Dover, didn't we meet Cornelia, the daughter of old King Lear, and she with a tear in her eye! And she told us that Goneril and Regan, like the bold hussies that they were, turned their old father out of their houses, after him giving his lands and jewels to them . And there we left her on the shore, a'look- ing after us. and wringing her hands. And while we were sailing along with high hope in our hearts, didn’t the ship stop again! And that old scamp of a Merlin appeared, and laughed at our plight. The wind whistled, but I'm telling you that the waves were still, and not a budge out of that ship! And that villain of a Merlin cackled away at the looks on our long faces, for some of us were thinking of the Great Day that was coming, and we not there to see it Faith, our hearts were heavy .... heavy .... For what was there that would break the spell! CU £Mf. Then what do you think happened? Nora O’Grady bethought her of our Ancient Speller. Herself and Ailecna Finch picked up thirteen of them, and hurled them from the fore-castle of the ship. And Merlin, when he saw the waves rising, stopped his cackling, and went back to his old cave. And the Dayesye headed for the harbor. And it was in the beginning of the summer of Anno Domini 1924. and oh. how things had changed! The port was all flags and flowers and the crowds were cheering. And the presents were many . And we were all happy, as we left the Dayesye with Alma Mater. And she blessed us and told us to rest for a little, for we were soon to start on a greater cruise on a greater ship . . .And the name of the ship was Life, and it might be many a year till the end of the journey. And we met some who had sailed in the Ship before us. and they told of the shoals, and the waves running mountain-high where the winds had full sweep over the waters. And we were afraid to venture for we knew that we must sail alone! Faith, and we cried like the babies that we were, and vowed that we would stay with Alma Mater, and told her that we could never weather any gale without her. But she smiled, and said good-bye So we dried our tears and wept no more, for we heard a new sound . . . . the singing of a bird with a golden throat ... And now the Ship of Life! .... I see the sails! ... 'Tis coming nearer; .... coming .... coming ... coming .... Catherine Fox. 14 o£) CUf Qlass W ill 31Ir Ihf (Class of 1924, of St. Margaret's, being about to leave this sphere of learning, being in possession of normal mind and memory and understanding, do make and publish this our last will and testament. ITEM I. To Mother Francis Clare, we leave a loving memory of sixty-three girls who were always happy to show their love and respect at our infrequent meetings in the hall and on the stairs. ITEM II. To Sister Henrica we bequeath the honor of assisting the Seniors out of all their difficulties and misunderstandings with the faculty—a service for which we wish to express our hearty gratitude. ITEM HI. To the faculty we leave our best wishes for success in the difficult task of training the Juniors to take our places. ITEM IV. To you. O worthy Juniors, we bequeath our former well earned title. “The Seniors. which entitles you to the following privileges: 1. A seat in the study hall with your best friend. Keep it if you can. 2. Our cherished spellers, with the special permission to monopolize the “Webster dictionary during all free periods. 3. The old compact which may be found on the blackboard ledge in Room 2. There is still a good bit of it left. 4. The five bottles of ink which may be found on the table near the radiator in Room 2. Now and then you are compelled to write an impromptu theme. 5. The distinguishing mark of being the same shining example to under classmen that we have always been, and our regret, that we are unable to will to you the same corps of teachers under which we have made such rapid progress. ITEM V. To the Sophomores and Freshmen we leave the privilege of being content with their own companionship without striving for that of the upper classmen. ITEM VI. To Helen Maley we leave the celebrated honor of singing all the high notes for the Sopranos. ITEM VII. Buelah Trecker may have the responsibility of guardian of the stairs at eleven o'clock as formerly. ITEM VIII. To Dorothy Russel and Verna Caffrey we leave the thrilling adventure of striving to sell the most wieners and buns. The result of said contest is still a bone of contention between Margaret Tierney and Ramona Schroeder. ITEM IX. It is desired that Catherine Sundry, at present residing at Rob-binsdale. should have the apartment across the street, now occupied by “Dale Hamel, together with the privilege of going home to lunch at eleven o’clock. ITEM X. I o Dorothy Slater. “Ad Flanagan leaves the privilege of seeing Sister Henrica almost every day at one-Fifteen (by special request). ITEM XI. We have reserved for Bernadette Kischel the privilege of coming to Egltsh class at 8:27 A. M.—a privilege enjoyed by Helen Whalen just at present. -i42{= 0 Jdax C Uf£- — ITEM xii. To the “New Freshmen we leave the honor of learning all the rules and regulations that we so nobly kept—when we were freshmen. We do hereby make, constitute and appoint Sister Henrica the administratrix of this our last will and testament, and in order that she be not compelled to give bond or security and that she may settle the estate without making an accounting to the probate court, in testimony thereof we revoke all former wills made by us and subscribe our names and affix our seal on this 6th day of June, the year of Our Lord one thousand nine hundred and twenty-four. Lenore Grady. Cathering Connole. Original Translation IVhen IVe IVere (Children (Heine) My child, when wc were children. Two children, small and gay. Wc crawled into the henhouse And hid ourselves under the hay. We crowed like the roosters. And the people passing by— Heard “Cock-a-doodle-doo.” and thought They heard chanticleer's cry. We took large grocery boxes And papered and painted them. And these, arranged together. Made us an elegant den. Our neighbor's friendly, old cat Often a-visiting went. To her we bowed and curtsied And paid many a compliment. Wc would inquire about her health With solicitude and regret. As we have since then oft inquired Of many old cats we have met. We would often sit and chatter Wisely, in old-fashioned way. And complain, that much better Were the people in our day. That love and truth and faith Have vanished, we oft retold. And how so dear the coffee— And how so rare the gold!— But past is that childish game. And all else passes, forsooth. Money, the world, and its fame And faith and love and truth. Helen Cavanaugh. -------------------------------Jdaycdye, ----------------- zAdvice to V (ext Year's Seniors BE YE wise. O ye next year's seniors, and give heed unto us for we can guide you in divers ways! 1. When you first enter the study hall in the morning say “Hello!” to each friend. Do not forget this. We have found it a most satisfactory way of getting an invitation to an afternoon social hour in Room 7. 2. Always remember that it is no longer considered fashionable, nor is it a rule, to appear in first English class at 8:30. Sister loves to have individuals strolling in at intervals. It relieves the monotony. 3. Girls, remember that each senior need not bring her Bible to religion class. Two. or even three girls may look on one Bible. Sister considers this a matter of rigid economy and thoroughly approves of it. 4. Don’t try to find your own overshoes in the second floor wardrobe. It can't be done. Take the first pair that fits you. 5. Be sure to appoint a select number of seniors to follow Sister Hcnrica around the campus at recess-time, so that they will be handy when Sister wants the campus to be tidied up a little. 6. Never forget to bring your “Short Stories” to French class, because if you don’t. Sister will always be delighted to give you an opportunity to write out a few French verbs in all their moods and tenses. 7. Do not stamp the snow off your overshoes before entering school, particularly when you are late. You will very likely find it much more convenient to carry your overshoes up to the English room and let the snow melt off there. The same applies to the chapel. zJtlnm zJifiiter Short seemed our time in thy protecting arms. And far away our future lives to be. For on this day we say good-bye to thee Who shielded us from evil and from harm. Never will we thy sacred trust alarm. And though we travel far o’er land and sea. We ll e’er be true to thy sweet memory. And never to thy much-loved name do harm. Take thou our love, all that our hearts can hold. Such love will ne'er be given to another. Take it. and to thy inmost heart enfold. 'Tis hard to leave thee now. O Alma Mater! In girlhood memories, written in letters of gold. Thy sacred name shall be—O foster mother! Evelyn Stackhouse. 446 £)ays iy£. - 47Je- JUNIOR CLASS OFFICERS: President. ANNA MAY WlGHTMAN: V ice-President .FRANCES K EATING: Treasurer. LUCILE WALLERIUS: Secretary. ELIZABETH KENNY. ---------------£ cu a Uf£. 'If —------------------------------------- The Junior EVERY ship has its log book and the record of the ship’s speed is often a very important item in proving the innocence or guilt of the captain in case the ship should meet with an accident. A class log book records the student s hardships in school life. Oftentimes she must sacrifice some long anticipated pleasure and. instead, devote that time to study. Oftentimes, in spite of the most earnest effort she cannot get high grades in her work. But a wise student considers such difficulties as mere trifles for she assures herself that she is in training to succeed in harder tasks. I imagine that she has much the same feeling as a farmer who looks over his rich fields of grain and forgets the slush and mire of the springtime. And the Juniors are particularly interested in taking “log ” because a shortage of credits in the Junior year means a lot of hard work if one wishes to finish in the next year. It is worry enough for many of us. But when our ambitions have been realized and we step forward to receive our high school diplomas (in another year if all goes well), the vicissitudes of this springtime of our lives will slip into past memories and eventually fade into insignificance. Louise LeClercq. 4Preface 1. Periodic Squalls . . . . Quarterly Exams 2. Stiff Gales . . . Faculty's Displeasure 3. Springing a Leak Out of Uniform 4. Whirlwinds Being Rushed by Seniors 5. Spouts Dissertations on Neglected Assignments 6. Calms Dismissals 7. Radio Program Special Feature Articles at 8:30 A. M. 8. S. O. S Frantic Appeals for Extra Credits 9. Icebergs Faculty on Mondays 10. Moonlight Stray Beams in Wardrobe 11. Cold Wave Exam Returns 12. Sea Sickness . . Mental Tests 13. Ballast Flunks -e 49) ----------------—'-------------------------------------------------------- cjf JACemorab e Squall THE weather in Minnesota is exceedingly changeable, but it can hardly keep pace with the moods of some of our friends; one hour we may have wonderful weather and the next squalls—awful squalls. There are two kinds of squalls with which we are equally familiar, the one regular periodic, the other occasional or of the cloud-burst type. The latter is by far the most interesting as well as inspirational. It serves to clear the atmosphere somehow. Of course, on this particular day. we never realized that the atmosphere needed a clearing but results have proved, beyond a doubt, that it did. It came so suddenly that even our mascot was taken unawares. One ill-fated Monday we filed into the classroom as usual, little suspecting the lasting memories we should take with us on leaving. We had our misgivings. however, as one after another answered Not prepared and the sky began to look threatening. When all but four responded with Not prepared the measure of our teacher’s wrath began to overflow into the already surcharged room. For the rest of the day broadcasting for the benefit of the 9:15 English III never ceased. It ran somewhat as follows: You may keep your contributions for the DAYESYE! They certainly are rare! By next Friday you will be able to report on the Puritan age! Read Edna St. Vincent Millay’s poems and memorize one that you understand. Write a five hundred word theme on some subject of your own choice. Be ready for quarterly exams on Friday. If I could make this assignment any more impossible. I would. The class is excused. Any funeral march would have been too lively for us as with downcast eyes we silently wended our way to the cafeteria. Gertrude Schumacher. Writing a Sonnet Listen my children and you shall hear Of a terrible nightmare in my career A sonnet is fourteen lines! And my dear. That’s our assignment, today, this year! Now what shall I write about? She might have guessed No seed of thought now. or ever did rest In that empty brain I must claim as my own— But family secrets need not be known. Oh hand! don’t scare this poor pen so Give it a vicious shove, then let it go. Perhaps by some magic it may be able To dig up a sonnet from some buried fable. But try. oh try. my much muddled head For my credit in English now hangs by a thread. Anna Roers. Jt)cu c Ujc $$■ %■ Broadcasting- the squall oE) ay Ufc English Theorem THEOREM: If a poem, or prose selection calling for originality be assigned to the ten o'clock class in English III, they will be prepared, with one or two exceptions, to answer Not prepared when called on to give it. GIVEN: A sonnet containing a clever touch or two. brimming with originality even to the subject, and permeated with good sense, piped with a tinge of humor. 'I O PROVE: That Juniors of ten o'clock English have ability to do orig- inal work. First Student: I had the best idea but I could not work it out. Second Student: I can't seem to express what I feel.” Third Student: I thought you said that was tomorrow’s assignment.” Fourth Student: Well. I tried for over an hour, but the rhyme scheme was always such a hindrance.” Teacher: Read what you have, please.” Chorus: I didn't bring it: it was just awful.” etc., etc. Teacher: We'll have this assignment in the shape of a test tomorrow. On the following day when the pupils came, no test was given: therefore they all scored high. RESULTS: The ten o’clock Juniors are always equal to the occasion when nothing is required of them. Q. E. D. Lucille L'aliberte. “ ’ Sorry9 I say it sometimes and I mean it I say it sometimes and I don’t: Its meaning, when oft times I say it May range from delighted” to I won’t.” One day in English III. I said it. The teacher shouted. Please sit down. And really, she seemed to mean it: She said it with so deep a frown. Now just this morning I said. I’m sorry.” To Daddy o’er the telephone. And he said. “What's that? I don’t get it. You’re sorry? Oh! Bury it! Come home!” Beulah Trecker. The Junior -JMascot I THREW myself on my bed thoroughly dismayed. My English theme was due and I was still without an idea. Suddenly I sprang into an attentive attitude for I heard the voice of the Junior English Mate saying. Theresa, you will act as an airy mascot to our ship. You will watch for impending dangers, especially squalls. When one approaches you will descend and warn us. Looking around in astonishment I saw I was on board a ship with the rest of my classmates. I noticed an immense gull hovering over the ship, liven as I watched he settled down at my feet. On his back was a nest lined with the softest down. I stepped into this and immediately I was wafted heavenward. Up. up wc drifted until the ship was lost from sight. Then 1 heard a haunting strain of liquid melody. I thought one of the Seven Choirs of Angels must be taking a cloud ride, but no—yonder I beheld Shelley's Lark ascending heavenward in a glittering Ode. It passed me and was gone. I caught my breath for fear of disturbing its song. It held me enthralled until 1 was suddenly startled from my reverie by the appearance of Drake's Fairy Fay riding in a sable car of condensed cloud. In hot pursuit of a shooting star, his fire-fly steeds were breaking all speed laws in the hope of capturing the last faint spark of its burning train to relight his elfin lamp. This feat would reinstate him in his elfin purity which had been sullied by the glance of a mortal maiden's eye. Suddenly and silently, one by one. the starry watchmen came out and eyed me with a friendly curiosity. Knowing that 1 would be safe in their care the gull alighted upon a passing cloud, tucked his head under his wing and fell into a sound sleep. I rested my head against the billowy purity of the air and was drowsing off when I heard someone singing in a soft low voice. Looking out 1 saw Gcrontius' dream girl. Pearl, in a coach of dew-drops resting on the tail of a fiery comet. Down, down to earth they sped, in the wake of a shooting star. 1 was still gasping over this scene when I heard the clash of arms. Seizing my field glasses I saw Milton s Lucifer and his confederates falling from the clouds directly above the Junior Ship. I shook the nest and pulled the gull's feathers, but he refused to awaken. I tried to reach his head, but lost my balance and fell head first through the clouds. Down, down I went and woke up under my bed somewhat battered and bruised, but no longer worried about my theme. Theresa Laughun. “ Unprepared' ’ I arose from my bed a sept heures. Thinking of school toujours. For deep in my poor old coeur I had visions of trouble with soeur. Oh why did I go a la dance And neglect my dear study de France? Oh why did I not mind ma mere And stay home and study hicr? -e 53 - Agnes Ward. 4$ Jdcu eAt c -454J9- Jdcu zAy Writing a 'Verm ‘Paper A SIMPLE little sentence may work more wonders than years of study. “Long theme due in two weeks.” changed me from a happy, carefree girl to a worried historian, muttering distractedly, op. cit., Ibid., bibliography. When the term paper was first assigned I chuckled to myself. “The Open Door Question! I'd have no trouble at all with that! I did not bother much until the last of the week. As the time for the ready product was drawing near, I thought I might as well get a little material on the subject. May I have some material on the Open Door Policy? I asked the librarian. She handed me a tiny book which contained about two pages concerning my subject. Nothing else could be had. Then began the real work. I waylaid my brother one night and cross-examined him. “Tell me something about the Open Door Policy. Bob.” Open Door. Why that’s er—why. just a minute.—some one's calling me.” There I stood alone in my distress, with nothing but a measly two-page account. I tried another library and browsed around till the librarian reminded me that it was closing time. This time 1 was more successful and returned home triumphantly with my arms full of books, pamphlets, etc. “What date is this?” I asked Mother. This is-----let's see. it's the 12th. she answered. “The 12th! Tomorrow is the day set for that term paper. Everyone clear out of this room, and don't come in here tonight. I ordered. The family, used to my sudden spasms of hard work, obeyed quietly enough. I got out my little outline of I bid's' and “op. cit.'s. etc., and settled down for work. At twelve o’clock a voice called out from the other room. Hadn’t you better come now? In a few minutes. I answered sleepily. At last it was done. Now for my own opinion of the Open Door Policy. The only door I could possibly think of just then was the one leading to my bedroom, but I scratched down a few sentences and let it go at that. Then for a pretty cover. I tied the papers together with a flashing red ribbon and viewed my theme complacently. It was finished.—and it was exactly 1:00 A. M. when I rose from my desk. Next day in school, I noticed no demand was made for term papers. Don't you want our term papers. Sister? I asked. “Term papers? Today? My dear child, they aren't due till next week. As I said before a little sentence works wonders. That one transformed me from a browsing historian to a hardened, cynical observer of fickle human nature. Margaret McEachern. Our jQives Our lives arc songs. God writes the words. We set them to music at pleasure. The song grows glad, or sweet, or sad. As we choose to write the measure. S5K Anna Halleck. JdcuytMfC- 'The Ju?i 1oj - Sen ior THE expectant Seniors, resplendent in the softly tinted hues of Spring, assembled on the velvety green in front of our Alma Mater, in answer to an invitation which ran as follows: “Seniors, dear Seniors, come answer the call. Tis for you we are giving this wonderful ball. At three o'clock sharp, the nineteenth of May. We'll amuse you and dine you in festal array. The Juniors. A silvery voice intoned the first lines of S. M. A. Then a chorus of girls joined in the refrain. They were accompanied by the Forget-me-not Orchestra which was made up of talented Juniors. The King of Daffodils in a jaunty yellow suit advanced to meet his Queen Lily, who was shining in all the glory of snow white bonnet and a green silk dress. Then all the splendors of court were forgotten in the excitement of an artistic dance. After some time Jack-in-the-Pulpit appeared on the front porch, which he used as a platform, and requested the Seniors to advance for their favors. These consisted of jonquils bearing the names of Juniors who were to act as their partners. Having found the individual corresponding to the name on the jonquil, they tripped lightly to strains of “Auld Lange Syne and afterward were escorted by the Juniors to rustic benches on the green lawn. Then the white-capped and daintly aproned Sophomores presented each couple with a lunch in a basket shaped like a jonquil. The lawn took on the appearance of an immense flower garden, where bloomed flowers of every conceivable hue. The color scheme of gold and white was cleverly carried out in various decorations: white napkins boasted a gold edging: white cakes a gold frosting. Even the elements assisted in carrying out the color idea, as the fleecy clouds floated overhead in the golden sunshine. There was a ring of sincerity in the voice of each Senior as she congratulated the Juniors on their ingenuity and originality in devising the plan for this great occasion. We hope that all the festivities in which the Seniors will participate in the rosy future will be marked by as much genuine interest and true friendship as our Junior-Senior Prom. Florence Vincent. Agnes Barrett. Lucille Laliberte. Juniors Most brilliant, most beautiful. Most diligent, and dutiful. Most virtuous, most punctual. A heaven sent blessing To dear S. M. A. Most studious, most industrious, Most learned and illustrious. Most thoughtful, most courteous. Like bright sunbeams flitting Thru dear S. M. A. Anna May Wightman. History Qartoon fckY 7T I.L have an easy assignment for tomorrow. Draw a cartoon illus- � trating some phase of current events.” As the clear, determined voice carried this message to my kitty-in-the-corner seat. I realized dumbly the terrible significance of the fact that a cartoon was the only assignment. It woke me out of my reverie and started a serious train of thought. What to draw! Oh yes. something about Daugherty or the Tea-Pot Dome affair, of course. Alas. I am not gifted with an overdose of artistic temperament. I have no talent for drawing fantastic curves and expressive lines. My poor figures are merely straight up-and-down lines with little ovals for heads. The poor things are never given mouths or noses, and frequently are quite blind. Generally. if I am not in too much of a hurry, at lunch, or in my other classes where I snatch a few moments for this task. I give them a single curly wisp of hair, and write a sentence or so around their heads. Of course you realize, this is only an artistic diversion as they are really always quite dumb. They do not know what they are saying, and 1 must admit that, usually, no one else does either. Knowing these things. I always prepare a short speech which is recited hurriedly as I hand in my cartoon. The simpler the cartoon, the less time it takes to explain it. and there is always a possibility that with so many cartoons to look at. the teacher will be satisfied with this very brief explanation, and use her own imagination in order to supply for the lack of any special significance in a few of the pointless, inartistic creations handed in by untalented Juniors. Laura Jennings. Conceited I've often wondered why. A girl so smart as I. Should have to cram and cram. For days and nights before Exams. It's strange the teachers cannot see. How talent fairly flows from me. Bernadette Kischel. . -4$ £ ayeAye. ' 'I'he Study Hall at St. zJlfCargaret's Academy HOW can the teachers be so stern and unimaginative as to expect girls to study in our study-hall ? An ex-ball-room is certainly no place for serious work. After the Ball Is Over come the memories of the glorious time had there, the perfect dipping and hesitating to the choppy rhythm of a lively foxtrot. Frequently the decorations of the party of the afternoon before are left in their drooping splendor and make the sleepy pupils only the more conscious of their tired feelings. In the first place, why did the McNairs employ such a clever architect? He placed the massive fireplace on one side with a cosy window on either side. Scattered between the limits of the north and west walls are three delightful alcoves with slanting nooks which are very suggestive of concealed orchestras and dignified chaperons. The most entertaining way of spending the study-hour and the one which the prefect approves of. as one looks so industrious, is to try to imagine some of the scenes that took place in this room long ago. Of course our modern parties are not so elaborate, but they're just as much fun. and when one brings a picture before one's eyes of floating gracefully around the study-hall, decked in one's newest finery for the Junior-Senior-oh! And they wonder why we are unable to study I Anna May Wightman. Our dMusic rJMaster THERE is at least one clay of every week, on which the Juniors and Seniors receive an expected thrill. Can you imagine what a thrill would be like at school? At eleven o’clock promptly, a lithe figure, dressed in a blue suit, bounds into the study hall, strikes a note on the piano, and commands us to rise. Then the fun begins: he smiles at Agnes Ward, asks Catherine Fox if she heard what he said, and frowns at the first sopranos when Helen Maley is absent. Periodically he makes a dash for the back of the room, and beats time for one of his over-talented, musical friends: and when she fails to respond to the rhythm of his flourishing baton, he confidentially whispers, with a twinkle in his eye. You have a bad cold today, haven’t you?” Once in a while he goes up in the air reciting the words of The Lady of Shalott.” very dramatically. Toward the end of the period he begins directing the chorus with the graceful twist of his wrist and the nod of his musical head when pleased, and the stamp of his expressive foot when dissatisfied. At eleven forty-five the bell rings and the thrill of the week is over. Kathleen Madf.r. Juniors Juniors, clever Juniors, sensation of the day. Upholding all the honors of dear old S. M. A. Not first in lessons only, but first in every race. Industrious, intelligent, they add a special grace: Obedient to everyone, teachers, parents, all: Reliable and ready to answer duty's call. So loyal to their classmates, so eager for success. The Juniors, clever Juniors, are always at their best. The Juniors. -459 r Jdcu eMfz Foolish Questions Did you ever write a long, long theme That had taken hours to do And then hear the critic’s estimate; Is that the best you can do? Foolish question! But you tell her. Smiling sweetly, almost gay: “Oh no. I have done much better. I'll bring that some other day.” And have you ever come to school Without your Peter Tom? Comes a Freshman shy who asks you. “Didn’t you wear the uniform?” Foolish question, but you answer. “Why. of course, dear, can’t you see? I’m a model little Junior Never doubt nor question me!” Were you ever in the wardrobe Making trouble with your speed; When a dark form in the door way Asked why you no bell did heed? “Are you here yet?” comes the question. With a look you cannot slight: And you fling back the suggestion. “I left long ago—good night.” “Won't your mother let you bob it?” And you quaver in despair: “Oh! I love my circling ringlets. They’re so girlish, and quite rare. ARDYCE LaPray. Why Is It That Juniors feel important? That Frances Keating must have a cough? That Beulah Trecker must always say. “I’m sorry?” That Helen Maley must always have the last word where Dorothy Slater concerned ? Terfsa Laughlin. -460 S. zJfrC. iA. Celebrities JUNIORS will be interested in the report that Miss Kathryn Fox. who has made herself famous by writing stories after the style of Don Bvrne's Messer Marco Polo'' (see The Cruise of the Good Ship Dayesye, published in this number). has decided to give up her literary ambitions in favor of a larger salary and greater fame as a movie star. It is said that Miss Fox has taken very much to heart the criticism of certain Juniors who assert that the itinerary of the Dayesye crew was very badly planned. It has also been stated that many of the incidents such as that of the Lorelei and the meeting with Caesar. Cicero. Virgil and Don Quixote are very improbable, as most of those people have been dead for some time. It is much ro be regretted that Miss Fox does not console herself with the remembrance of the criticism endured by other great writers. An author has no right to be so acutely sensitive. KATHRYN FOX Miss Dorothy Slater, the young and talented author of a very enlightening study of school life entitled. I alking Your Way Through High School. has gone to her country home at White Bear Lake for the summer. This picture shows her at work in her vegetable garden. Miss Slater is a very gracious hostess and gave each one of us an autographed snap-shot of herself. Miss Beulah Trecker in her latest and most popular work I’m Sorry. deals with a very odd and difficult subject. Yet she treats it so ably that it holds the interest of her readers to the end. They can honestly say when they , DOROTHY SI ATI P. have finished. 'I m Sorry. BEULAH TRICKER We have been very fortunate in securing a photo of Miss Bernice Reed, the author of How to Write Essays, or the Road to Easy Money. Miss Virginia Wilcox thinks that there are a few readable parts in it. for instance, the chapter in which she says that a brain exercise of five minutes is very beneficial to the figure. Miss Reed also informs us that if we spend innumerable days working on an essay, we are more than likely to win a prize. It will be remembered that Miss Reed won a prize of fifteen dollars for writing a prize essay last September. It was rumored that she had invested the fifteen dollars in oil and gossip was rampant. Many of Miss Reed's friends feared that she would not 4$ vDayztyc be able to evade the vigilance of the government officials in such a grave matter. But our wide-awake young reporter. Ardyce LaPray. informs us that the money was invested in oil. to be sure, but it was Cod Liver Oil. Clever business managers among the Juniors prophesy increased sales of Miss Reed's works because of the advertising value of this incident. The accompanying insert is a snap-shot of Miss Catherine Murphy, famous Marathon runner, in action. Miss Murphy says she would never have won the fame that is hers if she had not had the early training afforded by running for street cars, dodging automobiles and running up two flights of stairs each morning to be on time for classes at S. M. A. She is glad to give Alma Mater her share of the credit. When we publish the DAYESYE next year, we hope to have added a number of names toour list of celebrities. This little review merely anticipates. Dorothy Slater. Ardyce LaPray. Marion DeVoy. Virginia Wilcox. CATHERINE MURPHY BERNICE REED —£)aydjjc. ° c� . o m !s •I I SOPHOMORE CLASS OFFICERS: President. I.UCILE BARBERY: Vice-President. MARY HARDY: Treasurer. FRANCES BONIN: Secretary. RUTH NORRIS. Sept. 7. Sept. 7. Oct. 4. ' sr s oDay dye, Sky-line Events of the Sophomore Tear Registration Day! Last year's freshmen return one hundred strong to the portals of St. Margaret's Academy and are enrolled as Sophomores. First Sophomore class-meeting was held. Our officers were duly elected, dues decided upon, and good resolutions made for the new Semester. Dec. 2. Horrors! Quarterly tests are again upon us! These days of suspense are terrible as we fully realize our deplorable lack of grey matter. Dec. 22. Sophomores celebrated at an impromptu Christmas party held in the play-room. A program was given and Santa Claus distributed gifts to each and every one of us. This was followed by light refreshments. Jan. 8. We returned to school after the Christmas festivities and went through the usual formula of resolving to settle down to brass tacks. Jan. 30. A select few of our classmates were chosen to participate in a pageant supervised by Mrs. Kelly. Another jewel in the Sophomore’s crown of glory! Feb. 2. Students of S. M. A. were invited to criticize “To the Ladies'' a play given by the Players’ Club S. T. C. Sophomores turned out in full regalia. Feb. 28. After much wrangling concerning the date for the greatest event in the Sophomore year, we finally decided upon the 28th of February. The party came off with flying colors. Mar. 1. A Math tournament was held in our respective classes. After a bitter rivalry lasting two weeks the contest was terminated, and the losing side was obliged to treat the victors. Later. Some of the our distinguished classmates possessing a defective knowledge of the whys and wherefores of Math were honorably dismissed. Mar. 15. A few brilliant Sophomores who figure more or less prominently in music and dramatic art presented a very enjoyable recital for the less talented of us. Mar. 30. DAYESYE Campaign! Sophs are busy gathering material for our year book. We all expect wonderful results. April 5. Class pictures were taken after the usual scramble for prominent places. It won’t be our fault if each face does not stand out clearly. April 24. Tickets! Tickets! Tickets! Sophs responded nobly to the earnest plea of the Seniors. What for? Why for a movie to. be given at the New Lake Theatre in order to raise money for the scholarship fund. Needless to say the Sophs exceeded their quota. May 4. This is a very bad time indeed, for the Sophies are obliged to 65 Jt)cU £ UfC step into a place of obscurity and let our upper classmen hold complete sway. The Juniors are putting on airs because they have charge of the greatest event of the year—the Junior-Senior Prom—and the Seniors are putting on still more airs because they think they're going to graduate. But next year the Sophomores will take charge of the Junior-Senior Prom! Hooray for the Juniors of 1 924-25! Erin Fleming, Catherine Murray. Excuses IN THE famous 8:30 English Class of Sophomores when roll is called each one is to tell if she is prepared and if not, why not. During one week these are some of the excuses our teacher received. Evelyn Champlin was prepared (which gave us quite a shock) but her paper was in her book downstairs. Helen Bochnak and Rose Rapatz were not prepared because they were not present the day before. Irene Rothermel answered. 'I read about Transcendentalism but I could not understand it.” Annetta McCann could not write poems in the correct meter; it was impossible. Frances Dolan coming in at 8:50 answers. I have only one-half of my questions.” I lost my questions and can not find them,” answered Dorothy Kelly. Poor Helen Wiikenson brought her “Julius Caesar” home instead of Silas Marner.” Poor thing! Both books do resemble each other a bit, though. Virginia Ben-ning and Lucile Barlow are prepared, of course. Rose Spaulding’s books are always wandering away from her. Frances Mae Furey must reply that she is only one-half prepared as her theme is only half copied. The old time worn excuse also repeated, “I left it on the street car.” T hough these are excuses made by the girls it does not mean that they will not be Juniors next year for excuses in this class are just good jokes. The teachers never accept them. Odelle Gagnon. Hints on the Uniform When Sister calls for dress parade and we file by in line Oh. then's when I appreciate that uniform of mine: For if you haven't got it on you'd better run and hide. You may as well give up the ghost if you've that rule defied. A dainty collar white and high the sculptured neck must hide: In lieu of this, my wily miss, a substitute provide. Then presto! Quick! The neighbor's cuffs together you combine And form a ruff as trim and neat as any down the line. Through golden hours after one. you would not wish to stay; So then avoid all belts of red. or tan. or green, or gray: Do not spoil the color scheme by wearing a bright red tie. But wear your Peter Tom to school, or don't—and explain why. Catherine Queai.y. zsf Soliloquy of a Spanish ‘Verb H DEAR! Nobody loves me. I wonder why. The teacher has only to mention my name when a series of moans and groans arises. I get terribly lonesome, too. The students never give me a single thought until exams are announced, then everyone pounces on me at the same time. And oh. the way they recite on me. getting my tenses all mixed up and everything! Why even when I'm regular they flounder around quite hopelessly giving every form but the right one. Then, too. they use so many superfluous syllables like a. er and ierm. They say voy-a. er um. vas-ah-ao-va-mm-er. etc. Perfectly idiotic! But at least I can thank my lucky stars that I have so many lives (that's where I can laugh a cat to scorn with his miserly nine, and actually boasting about them at that!). Yes I have thousands of lives, otherwise I should have been out of existence long ago. for the average student who tries to give my synopsis completely, murders me. But on exam day I have a chance for revenge and like Shylock. I take it. The teacher puts me on the board, in spite of the groans and lamentations and I grin fiendishly down on them from my high perch and say: “Revenge is sweet, my dear enemies, revenge is sweet indeed. It just infuriates them because they never know the first thing about my family tree, especially the root. You’d think they would learn from experience to look me up before the next exam, but they never do. Students are queer specimens. I'll say. Erin Fleming. The r 4 T Uc 1 m evtry C 1 ■ 7 Jdcu sdye. “The zJlfCathville (gazette A LUNCHEON was given last Thursday by Mr. and Mrs. R. A. Triangle at their home. The guest of honor was a near relative of the family. Mr. Congruence, who is a prominent theorem in the House of Theorems.” The theatre party given by the Math Circle, which cares for all destitute radii, in honor of the engagement of Miss Protractor to Mr. Compass, was a complete success. They all met at “The Diameter” at 7: 0 and went from there to see The Fate of X plus Y. They sat in a front box and all enjoyed it immensely. A dance will be given next Monday night at the Vertex” on the corner of AC plus BC streets. A circle two-step and square dance will be the main features of the evening. Two congruent triangles will form a set for the latter. The proceeds will go for the benefit of all “Lost Chords.” Miss Parallelogram who is the house guest of her sister. Mrs. A. B. Quadrilateral. expects to leave March first for her home in Line Segment. Altitude. Mr. and Mrs. Graph-sheet of 414 Rhombus Square, who have been spending several months in Radius Bisector, sailed yesterday for Perimeter Polygon. Accompanying were the Misses Circle and Congruence. Mr. and Mrs. Paul P. Protractor of this city wish to announce the engagement of their daughter. Penelope, to Carl Compass, son of Mr. and Mrs. Arthur A. Compass of Prism Symmetry. One hundred and fifty people were present at a silver geometry tea given at the home of Mrs. Samuel Sliderule by the Corollary Club for the benefit of the Starving Note Books. Mrs. Hypothesis was in charge of the dining room and she was assisted by her sister-in-law. Mrs. Scalene Triangle, who poured tea at two tables. The guests played “Locus” and “Trapezoid and the Acute Angle sisters presented a short skit called Mathematical Myths.” Among those present were Misses Vertices. Pentigon. Medium and Diagonal and the Messrs. Axiom Rectangle. Hypotenuse. Circle and Postulate. Catherine Murray. Verena Bernard. The Wreck It was the schooner Sophomore. That sailed the Geometry sea: With her brave, young skipper. Verena Bernard. And mates numbering ninety-three. The skipper and mates stood on the deck. With second year Math books in hand. Breathlessly watching the wind that blew Their gradings from quarter exams. Then up spoke an old. old Sophomore— Full of pity for maids in distress: “I have seen such a storm as this before: You must send out an S. O. S.“ To the Juniors we cried for a helping hand: For our ship on the stormy sea: And they manned the life boats and took us to land— Ah. then happy Sophs were we. Marvel Stenglin. S)cufEA £, OH u V,at iTcr-r.OU toY J If she wears a worried look. She's a Sophomore. If she carries a Math book She’s a Sophomore. If a compass and some string From her belt are dangling. Please don’t say a word. Poor thing! She’s a Sophomore. Catherine Quealy. -e}69fs- zAncient History It was Monday and I was tired I thought that they should have known. I struggled through Caesar and English. And I wished that the day was done. But 12:30 came, and Greek History— We were having the Persian War— And I listened awhile, then I slumbered. For awhile I knew no more. In my dreams the class was ended. And I was nearly home. Farther and farther I wandered From the battles of Greece and Rome. At length a voice aroused me From my dreams, from my wanderings gay. And mistaking the voice for my mother’s I answered. “On the buffet.” The shouts of the students awoke me I opened my eyes with a start And I found that the teacher had asked me To locate Greece on the chart. . Josephine Fallon. qA Queer Idea My looking-glass is like a pool. As still and clear, as blank and cool. It fronts the clean, white nursery wall. With no look on its face at all. But when in front of it I go. Why. there I am from top to toe. Oh. just suppose I hurried there Some day to brush my tousled hair. And stood and stared and could not sec One single, single sign of me! -470J - Vivian Connolly. '26. —5- V “zJxCath Qartoons Jtilf. fAzrut'.lt i_CaHI ..gv vg L:-iilLi LLujUuLL-J. vf-i JL'.r IvJj.- A KKO.METRY TEA rftiw i l i , ,Jt C� «M 1« • I fXo-jkt iVj.r X.« ai« ««� ly o (JJ'f - 71 “ Airit It a Gfrand and (glorious Peelin' ? A QUESTION (?) asked by the teacher who is sitting at her desk, “Who was Epaminodas? The blue and brown eyes look about the room for an inspiration but there is none to be had. All the students answered “Prepared.’' but none ever read in the lesson about such a person. While the teacher looks around in the room for hands, all hold their breath and sit low in their seats for fear that the question will be put to them. Oh what a suspense we are held in! The girl in the front seat is called on and the others utter a sigh of relief that they have escaped again. The puzzled girl slowly rises and looks downward. thinking. Just then the gong is sounded and the question is left for another day. “Ain’t it a grand and glorious feelin’?’’ AVE you ever experienced that delicious (?) feeling of numbness when you are powerless to act? Somehow tests have that delightful effect on us Sophomores. Troublesome little things, tests are. and where is the Sophomore who has not worn herself to a frenzy cramming the night before the ordeal. And these are but one of hundreds of troubles that help to make the life of the Sophomore one long sweet dream, or rather, nightmare. After two years Math study we know exactly how Napoleon felt at Waterloo and can truly sympathize with the wives of Bluebeard. Yes, the days of our Sophomore year have been spent with our heads in a Math book. Spittle Jokes Catherine Quealy. d'2fc- £)cU £Mf£- FRHSHMAN CLASS OFFICERS: President. LlJCILE DiXON: J Treasurer. ROSEMARY BOWERS: Secretary. MALVERN GU1.DE. £)cuf£Mf , The Freshman Tear ONE beautiful June day. about thirty girls were on their way down to register at St. Margaret's Academy for the coming year. Above the babbling voices these questions could be heard. Oh dear! I don't know what to take. I wonder if I'll like it.” Is my powder on straight? I want to make a good impression. They reached the school, went up the walk to the front door and rang the bell, much to the amusement of the older girls. On September tenth, back they came again in the uniform with stiff white collars and cuffs. It was the funniest day most of us ever spent. Every one was asking every one else where the different classrooms were. The cafeteria was a scream. The Freshmen sat down to the tables and wanted to be served instead of going after their own lunches. The teacher’s lunch is always brought out on trays. One Freshman, seeing a tray on one of the tables, sat down and calmly started to eat the teacher’s lunch. Miss Murray very sweetly told her her mistake. But there never was a more embarrassed Freshman. After a week or so we at least knew where to go. and as the time went by we got accustomed to the regime of the school. We had our class meetings and also had a party which was a wonderful success. Of course we were occasionally taunted by the older girls as all Freshmen are. Then our great day came. We were no longer the green young Freshmen. A class of new Freshies was to come the next day. Groups of girls could be seen standing around and talking about what they would do to the babies. We finally decided to bring a baby buggy, a few teething rings, rattles and other toys for their benefit. We had a lot of fun the next day. We were the happiest girls at St. Margaret’s Academy when we were given the title of Senior Freshmen. Then came the days of exams. The girls all crammed for knowledge. They would come from their classes with flushed cheeks and rumpled hair, talking loudly: I never saw such a hard exam in my life:” Oh. you’re lucky!” I just know I am going to flunk in Math. I wonder what Mother will say when she sees my marks. When the marks were sent home to our fond parents some of us were praised, but many were scolded. The months flew by quickly. Class-day came and went like all our other pleasures. The school year has now ended and teachers and pupils are going to have a much needed vacation. And next year the Senior Freshmen will be the Sophomores!” Mary Alice Thompson. Those 'Bells of S. J f. zA. The first thing in the morning When up the stairs I stray How pleasantly they greet me Those bells of S. M. A. T hey always seem to cheer me Each in a different way. But. oh! I love at 1:15 Those bells of S. M. A. In later years I wonder. When I am old and gray. Will those old bells still cheer me Those bells of S. M. A.? Dorothy Waterman. 4$ £)cK Z Uf£. 1. High School begins. 2. Unit o r m i worn. 3. T« u. ■4. Freeh m b pjny. 5 Vacation. 6. School begin . 7. New Frcshies come. 5. Test . 9. Fine tor uniform i. 10. Tret . 1 1. l.iit quarter. 1 2. See number nine. 1 3. Recitals. 14. I)i r e i r e drive. 15. Da r • T e out. 16. June arrives. f= - Ir tsL — — % v 3 1—1 1 _j : i k. 1 L t I i I 1 I L_ L 1 h 1 L t 4 s 4 L X ' IX L J V 1 1 A. b 1 i) tA Qraph of the Freshman Year Q24 Our 'Transformation WHFiN we Freshmen started here at St. Margaret s in the Fall, we were models of perfection. We were never seen in any dresses but our Peter Toms, neatly capped by smooth, white collars. We never thought of speaking in the corridors and sat in the Study Hall in awe-stricken silence. And we always had our lessons prepared. But it is many long months since September—and a month is an age in the life of a Freshic. We discovered that white collars have a disagreeable way of getting soiled quickly—and they are decidedly difficult to iron. So we soon developed an occasional black sheep.” The uniforms are hard to press—and harder to keep pressed. So they. too. are sometimes laid aside by the more independent members of the class. Our ideas nearly always come to us when we arc in the halls and go again unless we tell them to others immediately. Therefore, we tell them. We have discovered that Seniors are not nearly as wonderful as we thought they were, so we relax even in the Study Hall. Freshic independence grows and flourishes! On with our class! Rose Mary Bowers. Freshmen s Experience Don’t study when you're lonesome. Or have anything to do. Don't study when you're happy. For that will make you blue. Don't study in the daytime. And don't study at night: But study at all other times With all your main and might. -ef 76J - JDay dye. $§■£ ?.— 'Verseverance A Parody of Excelsior—Longfellow The girls were working for a test. Some with leisure, some with zest. Reference books were piled up high As they turned pages with a sigh. Perseverance. Their smiles were few: their frowns were deep: They felt as though they'd like to weep And as they looked the questions thru Some of them were very blue. Perseverance. And when their marks to them were stated. They trembled and shook, with breath abated. Some looked ’round with great relief. Others were full of bitter grief. Perseverance. Marion Quandall. A Southern 'Verse Honey birds a humming round de honey suckle vine. Watermelons drippin’ juice as sweet as any wine. Little stream a laffin' as it gurgles on its way Little chillun in de grass a holler’n’ at play. An' mockin’ bird a singing in de woods so big and deep: Ole mule neath a sycamore look lak he gone to sleep. Summer time am lazy time—I lak to lay and dream To de murmur of de breezes and de gurgle of de stream. Butterflies a-flutter by a dodgin' honey bee Fall is like de petals dat am tossed round by de trees. Let the rich folks hab the town where dar am so much noise and rush In the country where I live at. it’s mostly peace and hush. Kathryn Armitage. IVhat I J ove I love to roam o’er hill and dale. In calm, or storm, or windy gale: I love the valley, and the hill. The brooklet, and the running rill. I love the broad and placid lake. Where we can swim or take a skate. And just remember of the rest. I love “St. Margaret's school the best. Rosemary Hart. -47 __ 4$ £ cu a c Comparative Representation of farislies, StlflargdreXs AcaXemy u (. i ni)ip 5tClcme,i St” EtisdlcY h Holy Cross 0 vr Lady °f icrpctvdl )£lp l rAno ' (i J 71 It W T? C I dt1 O P m Ovr Lady of Lot rdes 5a i nTs Vi n on ifac e tc ccc lid StBr.dcJet' H'oX y)?i ne StV lcwa jSacrcd Hcarf 5t La re7?ce 1.1) cm as ksce'nsxov 17i carnal on ?roC aJPR@-E AY ME © R A(L iffiTfc JiTT. Iy. D.A toELJ 1ST- BITSPHSBfS a,;Tv; T ywAg l .r To IRSSIPM (McoiciwE i v) WiMBLY HAWS 1U4@YRE ©A A3LST. MEtEMA Itsr. ELSSABEYH 144 I79|«- Early Rising WHEN Harry Lauder wrote the song “It’s nice to get up in the morning. but it's nicer to lie in your bed.” he must have had me in mind. I find it so dreadfully hard to get up these balmy Spring mornings. At the first tinkling of the alarm I lazily open my eyes. The golden sunlight floods the room, and birds are happily chirping and twittering in the iree outside my window. What a delightful sensation it is to lie in bed and breathe in the fragrant air of Spring. A few minutes longer—just a few minutes longer. But school—school on a morning like this! My mind will never be on Caesar. Alexander. Lowell, or Longfellow. I am sure they would never have jumped from their soft beds on such a day to learn about me. Kathleen O'Neill. The Bell Have you ever heard the bell go “Ting-a-ling'? 'Tis a hateful sound to hear. It makes you think of exams Which are gradually drawing near. Tis the call of the teachers of S. M. A., When folks should be in school: And many and many’s the time I hear That little bell so loud and clear. Calling. “Obey the rule.” “Whom do you want. oh. little bell. That you ring at half past eight?” And the bell would say in its tinkling way. “You—you—don't you be late.” Gladys Collins. V This Is Station K-A-T-l broadcasting froa ths Studio at ths Coapess Rotel,3?21 Protractar Avenue,Acute,Wisconsin. Ths noxt nuober on ths Quadrilateral Club Prograa through tha courtesy of tha Brainless Association will bs a dust sung by the Triangle Slaters entitled The Storm of Polynoalals wrltten by Euclid alth Vrs. Albert Isosceles at the piano. Saved OH. WHA T a sickening feeling of dread came over me when there was but one more girl to recite before my turn came! 1 had no more idea of what the lesson was about than a one-year-old would have. How I wished the bell would ring! Dorothy had finished giving the topic, and iMiss Murray was explaining and asking searching questions. There was just a bare chance of the bell ringing in time. If it didn't I would be the only one in the class to say. I don't know it. Oh. dear! 1 felt so sick and hot and prickly. Anna Mary, recite the next topic, please. Ding! Dong! Ding! Dong! Oh. that dear. dear, old bell! How I love its deep, rich tones! Anna Mary Millard. Favorite Sayi?igs of 'Teachers Miss McGuire: Arc you prepared? Miss Heckel: Leave the room.” Sister Lucille: Come for class at 1:15.” Sister Azaria: Write your name on the board. Sister Henrica: You understand?” Sister F. Rita: Write this out. Sister Yvonne: Girls coming from the other building go up the back stairs. Sister Eileen: Are you here yet? Mrs. Kelly: Fall in. Helen Donaghue. Freshma?i Fancies 1. The Poet’s Vision . Graduation Day 2. The Red Rover F's on Quarter Slips 3. The Rights of Man A Desk in the Big Study Hall 4. The Stamp Act” Silence in the Corridors 5. Two Years Before the Mast Freshmen and Sophomores 6. The Symphony Our Friday Choral Class 7. The Spy The Prefect 8. The Union of the Colonies Study Hall at Lecture Periods 9. The March of the Ten Thousand Lunch Hour 10. The Crisis” Night Before Exams 11. The Day of Doom ... ... Return of Exam Papers 12. Our Declaration of Independence When We Have Our Diplomas 13. Pioneers Seniors 14. The Revenge Marks 15. The Voice of Freedom Bell at 1:15. 16. The Work of Redemption Make-up Pests 17. Innocents Abroad The Freshmen Josephine Fallon. 481 JDaAfSMj, - 82 - Athletics ITH great enthusiasm we assembled in the gymnasium, eager to get started at our ' gym'' work and to hear once more the familiar words. “Class, fall in! One! Two! Three! Forward march!’’ During the days of October and the early part of November our classes were held out of doors on the campus, but when the weather no longer permitted us to continue our work in the open air. we took to the play room and almost immediately began practising for the Captain Ball Tournament which was to be held some time in the near future. When, at last, all our classes were skilled to the desired point of excellence in the various maneuvers of the game, the meet was held. Exciting? Well, maybe! Next in the year’s schedule was training in a series of folk dances in which we proved our gymnastic adaptability. Soon after the Christmas vacation, a number of the girls were chosen to take part in the pageant given at the school under the supervision of Mrs. Kelly, our “gym teacher. If we do say it ourselves. we danced so well that we covered ourselves with glory and reflected great credit on our school. During the months of February and March the classes worked hard in an honest endeavor to better their physical condition and about the middle of April they arrayed themselves in bloomers and middies to pose for a photograph. The sunny days of May have brought us out to the courtyard where we swing through our exercises with all the vim and vigor for which the girls of S. M. A. are distinguished. The games of volley-ball are hotly contested and before long we shall play the big game which will decide the question of S. M. A. volleyball championship, an honor which was won by last year’s Sophomores. Catherine Murray. Erin Fleming. Jdcu Cttife •V' “W HASN'T it awful the way she made a fool of me at the board this morn- W ing?“ “Well I flunked in that math test. Wouldn't care, but I need the credit for university entrance.’ t “Every time she gets anything new she sure does broadcast it. “This spelling business is the bunk. Have to keep your head buried in old Webster.” , “Went to six o'clock mass this morning. Wasn't I good? “Don't you think he is too tall to take a girl’s part? Why don't they get someone little and cute? I think the leading lady ought to be sent up for thirty days.” “And the feet on Nettie! But wasn't the maid the sweetest little thing? Honestly some of those boys make the darlingest girls.” “Mrs. Fitzhew sure was a scream. He had a voice that started at his shoes and thundered at you from laces and frills. Oh. it was too good! “Did you see the Major’s daughter trying to get his hand in that little slit-pocket? He got two fingers in and then got stuck. “Isn't that picture of me ghastly? And that’s the one they’ve selected for the D. YES YE. too.” “Yes. and she said she wasn’t going to dress up. Well. I wish you could have seen her—“ “Yeah, if she isn't on the honor roll it won t be her fault: she surely tries to be the pet of the faculty.” “Say. what do you think this is—a free lunch? Quit eating my supplies. “Do you like this dress better than the plaid one?” “Oh yes. she saw it. but she thinks I'm dressed up to get my picture taken. Lucky for me!” I tell you. old dear, that you can’t even turn your head any more. My name is a fixture on that board. Room 7 is beginning to look real home-like to me.” “If there’s anything I hate! I can't stand a person who says she doesn’t know a thing and then gets up and holds the floor for five minutes.” “What? All the pie gone, too? It’s a shame the way those new Freshmen eat up everything.” My pictures are terrible. They look just like me. “1 emme see! It « es this wav: ‘Humo-i-r-v. D'lm -'-’v. ?a( n a wall. “Hurry along, girls. Let’s get some good seats in Bible class.” •TS4L- A trolichy race at brown travel bold. £)cUS£Mf€. zArt ART is or of the most interesting subjects taught at Saint Margaret's Academy It requires a good deal of honest work and close attention, but the fun that is in it lessens the work considerably. When we Seniors first began our art work last September we were given a topic. “The Twelve Masterpieces of the World and their Artists.” and asked to look up the facts about each painter. The work proved to be very interesting and informational. The first actual drawing we did was that of the hand. After this we drew glasses of water as seen at different angles. Next we made sketches of a hand which was modeled in plaster of Paris. The work was more interesting because we had a definite goal in view.—the drawing of the human figure. We then drew sketches of the foot, with and without the shoe. Drawing the bare foot was most difficult for us. Then we learned to draw the nose. eyes, mouth and ears. Our first drawings were more amusing than artistic, but with the patient assistance of our teacher. Miss McGuire, we are now able to draw things so that they can easily be recognized. Just before Christmas we were allowed to work out our own designs for Christmas cards. It was great fun and saved money for us besides. When the plans for the DAYESYE were given out Miss McGuire helped us to work out our cartoons and designs for the different classes and departments. We immediately started a drive for art material for our annual and feel that it has been very successful, for we have been highly commended because of our generosity in working overtime. Irene Fournier. Do You 7(erne nher When— One day Miss McGuire asked each girl in the class, as she called the roll, whether she was prepared for the day with the drawing of a hand. “Laurette Dumas?” said Miss McGuire. “Miss McGuire. I left my hands at home.” replied Laurette. Florence Peterson drew a picture one day and thought it looked like the model??? Helen Noon was made to sit in front of the teacher’s desk because she giggled so much? Laurette Dumas got 99 on an art test? Adalaide was caught rouging her lips just before posing for the class? One day toward the beginning of the year Catherine Connole entered the room and asked: “Is this the Awt class?” Helen Noon and Marie, two girls who we thought were inseparables, were separated in the Art class for talking and have remained that way since? The time someone admitted that she left her “head” at home? and another someone got the idea that the model for the “Discus Thrower” must have become a hunchback from posing in that position so long? —And then another someone thought that Chiaro Scuro was an Italian painter? ‘Pointers for the .Tfext zArt (lass 1. Be sure to pronounce the Italian names as indistinctly as possible. 2. Never admit that ”ci” is pronounced “chi.” Stand your ground. 3. Never measure before you draw. Just depend on your eye. 4. Accidentally leave your folio in the study hall. It is such a pleasant walk in the nicest time of the day. ■485 5- rJfrCusic Department “ A VERY successful year’’ is the verdict passed on the activities of the A Music Department. The large enrollment, the talent, the commendable efforts of the students and the untiring work of the teaching staff, all helped to make the year a successful one. A new Recital Hall in the Music Building dignified by the name of The Studio Hall was opened early in January and in it the recitals of 1924 were given. Beginning with the tiny tots on February 9. the pupils of the grade schools gave four programs during the month. On the Mondays and Thursdays of March the High School students gave bi-weekly programs, which were so popular that the word Go early to get a seat was soon passed on to students and enthusiastic audiences greeted the performers on each occasion. An enjoyable program was given on May 1 1th by seven of the advanced class of the Expression Department. The players without exception showed splendid talent, fine technic and tone, and much careful interpretative detail. The readers acquitted themselves creditably of their selections, each student showing a certain poise and ease of manner seldom found in High School pupils. Anne O'Hanlon. Class of ’23. is receiving her Teachers Certificate this spring and Lillian Layden. Class of ’21. her Graduate’s Diploma. They gave a joint recital on May 4. Their execution showed marked technical development. pianistic talent, and thoroughly good musical understanding of the content of each composition. Vera McNiff. a student in the Expression Department, gave three enjoyable readings. Her sweet simplicity of manner and sincere interpretations made a strong appeal. The following is the program: Part I Anne O’Hanlon Piano Un Sospiro Liszt My Joys (Chant Polonais) Chopin-Liszt Puck ..... . . Phillipp Etude opl 0 No. 1 2 Chopin Reading Mebbe .... . . . Foley Piano Concerto D Minor Rubinstein (Orchestral Parts Second Piano— Mr. Scionti) Reading The Hungry Grass . Sawyer Part II Lillian Layden Piano The Hills of Anacapri . . Debussy May Night .... . . Palmgren Faith in Spring Schubert-Liszt Seguidilla . . . . . . Albeniz Reading The Mason Family Entertains . Aldrich Piano Concerto A Minor Schumann (Orchestral Parts Second Piano—Mr. Scionti) On the morning of February eighteenth. Mr. SILVIO SCIONTI of Chicago. Visiting Director of the Pianoforte Department. gave the following delightful program: I Two Intermezzi . . . Brahms E Major Op. 1 1 6 C Major Op. I 19 Scherzo. E Minor .... Mendelssohn My Joys (Chant Polonais) Chopin-Liszt Spring Night ..... Schumann-Liszt II Three Concert Etudes . . . Liszt A Flat Major (11 Lamento) F Minor (La Leggerezza) D Flat Major (Un Sospiro) III Two Pierrot Pieces .... . . Cyril Scott Lento Allegro Passacaglia ..... . . Cyril Scott Fisherman s Tune .... . . Leo Sowerby i 7 Florence Peterson. SEPTEMBER brought the realization of a long cherished hope on the part of the students interested in dramatic art. for on their return to the Academy they found that the “Curry Club of Expression had blossomed into a Department of Dramatic Art with a curriculum which afforded opportunity for class and private instruction in vocal and pantomimic expression, together with dramatic rehearsals, and the frequent presentation of plays. The poise with which the students appeared in these recitals, together with the ease and naturalness of their expression, gave evidence of the careful training they had received. On the afternoon of December sixteenth the dramatic class presented two plays to a large audience in the Pro-Cathedral Auditorium. A “Christmas Fantasy was delightfully interpreted by the Junior members, and The Nativity Play was creditably given by members of the Senior Class. (1) On March 31st Bernadette Kischel gave an evening of miscellaneous readings to an appreciative audience. Bernadette was assisted by Florence Peterson in piano selections and Bernice Rice in dancing. T hough Bernadette’s selections were varied, each in turn was exceptionally well rendered for a lass of sixteen summers. (2) Sunday. April 4th. a dramatic recital was given by Priscilla Hawn and Marion Murray assisted by Florence Schumacher and Anne O’Hanlon, pianists, all members of the Class of 23. The younger members of the dramatic class are anxiously awaiting the re-appearance of the names of these young ladies on the Recital bulletin board of the Music Hall. (3) April 10th. 11th and 12th saw the presentation of three one-act plays. “Cinderella.” the dear old fairy story, found a happy interpretation at the hands of this year's cast. Never was there a sweeter Cinderella than Frances Mae Furey—and never one who appeared more abused The lovely Prince Charming was gallantly portrayed by Gertrude Krueger. The haughty stepmother and the hateful, but elaborately gowned stepsisters were impersonated by Catherine Quealy. Bernadette Kischel and Margaret Lukan. Agnes Ward played the role of the Fairy Godmother and Louise Le Clerq proved to be the jauntiest sort of a Footman to the Prince. “Mrs. Kantsey-Know is a clever play dealing with the home life of a typical club woman of today. Anna Mae Wightman as Mrs. Kantsey-Know sustained her part well. The investigating committee was composed of Marion De Voy, Frances Keating and Theresa Laughlin, all of whom were much at home in their parts. Mrs. Kantsey-Know’s daughter. Elaine, was naturally characterized by Verena Bernard, while Katherine Sandry played the role of Mrs. Nowe in a praiseworthy fashion. Hearts to Mend, a charming little fantasy, was delightfully rendered by Florence Peterson as Pierrot. Bernadette Kischel as Pierette and Helen Brombach as the Tins-to-Mend-Man. The play was given again by the request of the Mother s Club of the Incarnation Parish in connection with Miss Ward's dancing class, at Central High School and Studio Hall during the month of May. On May 11th a joint recital was given by the advanced students of the Music and Dramatic departments at which stories were read by Catherine Fox. Helen Brombach. Theresa Laughlin. Frances Blakeslee and pianologues were given by Marion Murray. Priscilla Hawn and Bernadette Kischel. The readers were most entertaining and added not a little to the pleasure of the evening's program. The Teeth of the Gift Horse. Her First Assignment and My Lady Loses Her Hoop were the last plays given this year. “The Teeth of the Gift Horse. a delightful little farce, was staged by the Misses Lenore Grady. Rose Dufaud. Naomi Aubcn. Katherine Sandry. Catherine Qucaly and Bonna Gleason. My Lady Loses Her Hoop.” a one-act play, was given most entertainingly by Anne O'Hanlon, Priscilla Hawn. Marion Murray and a group of little tots who filled a natural role as children in a London park. (4) The last recital of the year was given during Commencement week by Catherine Fox assisted by Anne O'Hanlon as pianist. The readings on this program were particularly interesting and Catherine’s dramatic ability and pleasing personality made the recital one of the most enjoyable events of the year. Lenore Grady. - S9L- — $!$$ JdayeAue. Greetings to dear Alma Mater from the Class of ’23: OF COURSE, we have been graduates for a whole year now. but what of it? We hope the school still feels a proper interest in us. so we've gathered up a few bits of gossip concerning the doings of the members of our illustrious class of '23. May we have a little corner in your DAYESYE. '24. in which to tell of them? Many of us are still diligently pursuing knowledge—and of these St. Catherine's College has welcomed Gertrude Kenney. Bernice Leighton. Priscilla Hawn. Anne O'Hanlon. Charlotte Stephens and Grace Galvin. The University has also received its quota from our class—Ruth and Helen Fallon are in attendance there, as well as Genevieve Kramer. Agnes Stanton. Anna Mayer and Catherine Murray. Delphine Deziel. we hear, has wandered far from home, and is at present sojourning in Hollywood—No. you're wrong—she isn’t in the movies, she is attending college there.—Immaculate Heart College. Lucile Fitzpatrick is at Rochester. Minn. Sarah Carroll is preparing for a business career at the Scientific Shorthand Institute, but she's not the only one whose ambition runs in that direction. Helen Wellington is a student at the Minneapolis Business College, and Catherine Lacey attends the American Business College. Marie Weed and Debby White are also taking business courses. It's said (we can hardly believe it) that Alice Gallagher is attending the Normal school at Mankato. Girls, can you imagine Alice as a prim and dignified instructor of the young? Well—stranger things have happened. Anne Lanigan and Maren Anderson are still deep in the study of music, and Margaret Koen is studying vocal. Mildred Quinn, we hear, is in Faribault taking post-graduate work in business and art—Josephine Hawthorne is continuing the study to which she has been devoted since childhood—she's a student at the Crosse Continental School of Dramatic Art. Marion Murray is studying Dramatic Art at St. Margaret's Academy. Many of us have forsaken the school room for business life. Dot Bastyr. they say, has accepted a position with the St. Paul Daily News and shows symptoms of developing into an honest-to-goodness newspaper woman. Helen —Jdcu eMfe. Brisbois is doing office work at Dayton's (we wonder if she ever comes late?) and Eileen McGill is in an office at MacDonald's Wholesale Co. Lois Smith has a position at Boutell's and Rosalin Hanover is also doing stenographic work. Elizabeth Henry is an employe of the Northwestern Telegraph Company. Veronica Smith is with the Northrup-King Seed Company, doing clerical work. Helen Natwick is continuing her art work at the Bureau of Engraving. Minneapolis. Eleanor Parker is at Donaldson's. Dorothy Shields. Catherine Bigaouettc and Violet Murray are at Young-Quinlan's. One member of our class has made a very momentous decision since June 6th. 1923. Nan McGuire has entered St. Joseph's Novitiate in St. Paul. We are all delighted to learn that Nan has determined to do this noble share in upholding the reputation of our class. We thank you. dear class of '24. for your indulgence, and we will not presume further upon your good nature. But we hope that this report will prove that the class of '23 is doing something for the honor of its Alma Mater and the good of the world. Marion Murray. Agnes Stanton. As we go to press we are notified that Isobel H. Spencer. '21, was awarded the Raddiffe Scholarship by the University of Minnesota. There are only three of these scholarships given in the United States. The other two scholarships were won by girls from Eastern colleges. Isobel was also made a member of both the Phi Beta Kappa and Lambda Alpha Psi honorary societies, and won a prize of twenty-five dollars which was offered by the latter society for the best essay on a subject in the field of language and literature. St. Margaret's and Holy Angels’ Alumnae Association, in keeping with the spirit of the International Federation of Catholic Alumnae with which it is affiliated, is organized into the three departments of Education. Literature and Social Service. During the year. Mrs. Grace Kane Speer, chairman of the Social Service Department, arranged a program at the school designed to inspire interest in the bureaus within her department. To this end she secured as speakers. Miss Katherine Hattendorf to tell of Girl Welfare work in the city. Miss Helen Peck to speak of Child Welfare work, and Rev. Francis Jager to present the need of Americanization. The charm and earnest appeal of the speakers, together with the sincere hospitality extended by Mother Frances Clare and the Sisters, made the evening a peculiarly pleasant one for Alumnae members and their friends Miss Alice Leahy, who. in 1922. was granted a scholarship by the Minneapolis Board of Education in the New York School of Social Service, received a second scholarship from this institution for the year 1923. In addition, she was given the opportunity of taking enough work at Columbia University to earn her M. A. degree this year. Mary HARROUN, President. -� J91 I o£)ay£dy£' Commencement ‘Program Friday Morning. Ten-Thirty o C Jock June Sixth. 1 924 The Schubert Theatre Overture “Franz Schubert .... Suppe Processional “America Forever” .... Miller Selection “Blossom Time .... Romberg Cantata . “The Lady of Shalott” (Tennyson) Wilfred Bendall Valse Mignonne SENIOR CHORAL CLASS from “La Vestale . R. Drigo Intermezzo “One Fleeting Hour .... Lee THE ADDRESS The Most Reverend ARCHBISHOP DOWLING, D. D. CONFERRING OF DIPLOMAS Graduates presented by the Reverend JEREMIAH HARRINGTON Choral . School Song of S. M. A. . Rhys-Herbert Recessional “Priests’ March from Athalia” . Mendelssohn J ecture Program First Quarter Rev. James M. Reardon Catholics and Bible Reading. Tradition. Inspiration of the Bible. The Vicious Circle. The Bible as Best Seller. Attitude of Non-Catholics toward the Bible. Miss Ruth Egge History and Romance of Sterling Silver. Dr. John Doyle The Best Mental Attitude. Mr. Thompson Merchant of Venice. The Legend Beautiful. Rev. Father Fitzgerald Exercises of a Spiritual Retreat. Rev. George Keefe The Divine Attributes. The Church. Its Organization. Its Mission. Grace and its Effects. The Sacraments in General. Baptism. Confirmation. Confession. Second Quarter Rev. Jamf.s M. Reardon The Canonicity of the Bible. Apocryphal Books. Books of the Old Testament. The New Testament. The Canon of the Saints. The Early Heresies. Rev. Father Griffin Our Responsibilities. Dr. Miller Health Hints. Mr. George B. Hewetson Current Problems. Rev. George Keefe Advent. The Immaculate Conception. Patron Saints. The Holy Eucharist. The Holy Sacrifice of the Mass. Vestments and Sacred Vessels. The Spirit of Lent. Holy Week. Third Quarter Dr. Curran Conditions in the Near East. Mr. George B. Hewetson Contemporary Authors. Dr. J. J. Walsh Saint Teresa. Rev. Francis Jager The Community Spirit. Rev. George Keefe Catholic Literature. Extreme Unction. Preparation for Sick Calls. Holy Orders. The Sacrament of Matrimony. Rt. Rev. Msgr. James M. Cleary Class Sermon. -c 94 - Jdayc Ufc Senior' Qartoons )[oox It � S a Wautijul y Spring horning. P Tke S fin aa’vlvj over tV e hijli, i L T U mature jow- r|]icWiYie)W gives greet- riiCj¥� £ ru. 3 to Te n6u5 V Jorn a“| CButl tke pu_n.ci-n.a-V-the kome oy 'Ma.r l Vc.ha.l t e, i tcta.lUj oblivious to the csdAt o$.+he great Out-dLootvS. itr or rr t ng it dutvj «a.s u uaI, it rolls out a-'deA enmg clamor ufk'iek. Stri kes harshly ar tke- sensitive ears oj ou.y- bea-u.ti4ju_L pc-ttc-d. Wlin au aW ing her r0rr ker- happ clre,a_ ns op Sumrner uac-atior . - I Close-up ) Hastily donning ker uniform Vr arv| Ttlickal'me poioders her nose with. one hand wkile sKe. combs ken luxuriant locks Wh tke other fbr 7t|an| Yftic haline is A Senior- cCf St Tr]arcja_rets calevn and is due jor the. Arst period at 8-30 tailing dourwtke step9 To the dining, roo-m, she picks up alittLe WakfasT. She leaves tke h« on tke Vu-n, s lammi-ncj tke j behind ken. J95K —x3rtS$$? J aysdyo $§■£-. JWn she arrives at the car-stop ;tw n$ to varn,— a beautiful Apt. I $HoUJev-.THe Aropsiye. a.v je anA Si, ver and ver u e t. YUar n ic iai'.ne has Ho ujnWlk. Street -cars pa$S her hvp ir owcUlto the. - a.teS. Yt ar V oVxaAine bewailing Ae struct on her nevu spring hat arA a braWireuT 'marcel, u’« notesher-tears unththe. 'raih-ArcpS. Cci ose-u.| ) BuT alo« j cornet a ekiv,alrou3-he irl J Concludin' who looks itfilh Compass ion. ]ffe slops his c3lv knd ailoLoa her to stand 071 Jhe slept A nJ m all 7t)i nne a |3oli 5 )ke no happier girlie Ilian TTlaVty line Wave - ere is Pprnvmj at her Aestivation (13th and Hev Y epln) Ttl rvj Yr chalmfc-has s eve rat di r- breaAth eseexp e-$ white doAcprv Th.Tou.jh the Vc iC. But she en ercjes sa ehj a-nA. meets o e her hetoved. school vnates . Q. Iff } N R -496K Were they ta.rri or a little-Space. beca.u.%e. they must nriaKe a joint- decision re ardi ncj sorne proofs just returned - rorn the shot oy rap h« ier: 8-35 Ci.TTV bij the old clocK. on the stairs and all is not uielll J lthou.oh iTjarj hYic-haline and her- rifcnd sli p � . d-S unobtrusively as possible the-aj cire- keId. up by the prefect. J ter a ver-j bad. two vnjnutes they hasten to the wardrobe. kfere they ha9ti themselves o . coat and. hats lij divestT d.nd tt|ari| Ylpckaline rushes dou i to E n lish class. _Q_Si 1U Hnc vsU teacher does not looK up W hooK untL Tn r’.| ) i.chalu e Was sc ueaHed to her seat. Then she. temarKs ihdi erentlvj 7 Ten rninutes late ! Twenty a ter school! -407 J £ CUfC U £. i y (lo-no abouX 10:30 Tjary Tfiichaline, haw Tig jmi shed Kev-Y usic lessen c|oes to tlte. cajetenci |ov bve K a T. Heve tna lye. heard discussions om the UTesT in a.shion£ movies, etc. tT a.ry 7nic.hatme gets a. generous supply ot u)iener k u-ns and EsVnno pics v®ra Wapp °i and IS ver Choral TWio A'. hiar hV'thaline pouvs |orth her jounj Heart n. strains lic aid vnelo Lj. To hear her sing � s a pevject j°JJ It is THa Tllichcxlines study period. Sh labors over WT iVg l and reviews her EaTu verbs . Then ■jor an hour at EdBn and cl jriendlg call a! E oorn. 2 . i:4ir M! la ary Vt ichaline yrips a rieivaiu coat-tail as she-her troLleij rute homeward. Thus comes to a close, another haj j j School ir the li e a Senior- dit 5. d- I y 0, 1 v V f) N r % somir cTau D 7 LhEAR� $ |l|aHj ITt'ickdine IWcL ITORGOTTEK” • 981=- £)ay ifc Helen W.: “She had her teeth abstracted. Delia K.: “Here is some lemon abstract.” G. R.: “I got some dust in my eye but I went to the optimist so it's all right now.” Sally (talking about chivalry): “Well, in those days it was considered all right to kill any one you didn't like. Sister: Use the word 'comes' in a sentence, please.” F. Kearns, dreamily: Here comes the bride'. Phyllis Z.: “Sister, doesn't the choir of a church mean some kind of a spire? Regina S.: The bridal party ascended down the stairs.” Sister £.: “Define 'equity'. Bernice Reed: “It means sin.” Sister £.: “Who are the Walloons? Helen C.: “People from Wales.” Sister £.: “How many girls read the morning paper?” Laurette: “I do. I read it every night. Adelaide F.: Of course, it's business but we’re talking about getting money honestly.” Chemistry teacher: “Name three things containing starch.” Theresa K. (sleepily): Two cuffs and a collar.” Miss M.: Carol! What are you doing?” Carol, (measuring): I'm trying to see how many times her head will go into her pocket.” $99f rd}M Jday Ufc Florence K. (reading report on Raphael): He died on the day he was born. Miss M.: So you see. girls, even the simplest of us is a very great work. Sister G.: When did Aristotle live? Regina: In Ancient History.” Kathryn L.: Have you any jokes for the ‘‘DAYESYEi Margaret T.: Not unless you want my picture. Phyllis Z.: The reformers sent men to punish the Polywogs in the South. Helen N.: Doheny is an Oil Maggot. Catherine Fox: Yes, he wears spats all the time. Florence P.: Isn’t he an odd fellow? Catherine Fox: No. he is an Elk. Helen Noon: Did you hear me sing? What do you think of my execution ? Marie VV.; I'm in favor of it. Irene: Regina, how can you tell when you have a stomach-ache or a back-ache? Margaret W. (In Bible Class) : Blessed are those that humble themselves for they shall be exhausted. Mother. said the young Freshie. how do you like my first drawing of a human figure from life? Dear. responded the mother, how did you ever get the animal to pose long enough so that you could draw it? Artist: Don’t you think this drawing is awfully good? Friend: Uh. huh. What is it?” Some of the girls have learned to identify pictures and painters after the course in art. One girl on seeing a picture of Lloyd George, said importantly. Oh. yes: that’s Michaelangelo.” T. Laughlin: Sister, did Coolidge and Roosevelt die of the same thing? Sister E. to Catherine F. (wrathfully) : Do you understand that posi- tion has a great deal to do with mental attitude? Judging from your position, your mental attitude must be on the flat of its back this minute. •efioofc- m£ Honor T{oll Seniors ♦Reed. Bernice ♦SCHROEDER. RAMONA ♦Whalen. Helen Aubin. Naomi Brannan. Irene Brownrigg. Bernadette Casey. Grace Cavanaugh. Helen Connole. Catherine Craner. Marion Cronin. Catherine Dietz. Cecelia Donovan. Elizabeth Downey, Marie Finch. Helen Fitzsimmons. Mary Flynn. Josephine Hamel. Fidelia Hauenstein. Dorothy Goebel. Florence Kauth, Teresa Kearns. Florence Klar. Michaline Kneeland. Margaret Noon. Helen Stackhouse. Evelyn Thompson. Elizabeth Tierney. Margaret Wood. Marie Zimmerman. Phyllis Carroll. Constance Gulden. Evelyn Hac.lund. Dorothy Hallek. Anna Jeub. Marie Keating. Frances Kennedy. Elizabeth Laliberte. Lucile Le Clercq. Louise Lauchlin, Teresa Lemke, Anna Manders. Mildred Mader. Kathleen Maley. Helen McEachren. Margaret Murphy. Catherine Nagle. Dorothy Norton. Frances Norris. Edna O'Rourke. Rose Pound. Zetta Ring. Lucille Reimer. Catherine Rof.rs. Anna Rowe. Gladys Schumacher. Gertrude Slater. Dorothy Stein, Lucille Stevens. Betty Strain. Bernice Vincent. Florence Ward. Agnes Juniors ♦De Voy. Marion ♦Hebel. Gertrude ♦La Pray. Ardyce ♦McGillis. Myrna Anderson. Margaret Barrett. Ac.nes Berent. Irma Bouchard. Louise Brombach. Helen Wali.erius. Lucille Weiland. Marion Wightman. Anna May Wilcox. Virginia Sophomores ♦Barbery. Lucile ♦Baune. Helen ♦Benning. Virginia ♦Bernard. Verena ♦Bonin. Frances Excellent Jdcu eAye. $j$-£gr Honor %oll ♦Cavanaugh, Margaret ♦Dalsin. Cunigundf. ♦Conway. Marie ♦Gaffney, Josephine ♦Culhane. Alice ♦James, Ralpha ♦Eckert. Letitia ♦Mengelkoch. Anna ♦Frey, Helen ♦Thayer. Catherine ♦Gagnon. Odeli.e Callinan. Ruth ♦Hardy. Mary Dickey. Edith ♦McNulty, Frances Dixon. Lucile ♦McNulty. Vera Donovan. Janet ♦Norris, Ruth Gillis. Eileen ♦Peters. Mary Gulde. Malvern ♦Quealy. Catherine Henkels. Helen ♦Ryan. Catherine Haskins, Eleanor ♦Barlow. Lucile Hines. Juanita Buckley. Margaret Ingenhutt. Catherine Clifford. Luella Kading. Betty Flannery. Leone Krueter. Mildred Fletcher. Kathleen Lang. Marguerite Gillick, Marcella Mengelkoch. Emma Haight. Edna Murray. Helen Heller. Mildred Murray. Margaret Hughes. Helen Murphy. Laura Jewett. Lucille Reau. Mary Lane Kloss. Louise Reed. Evelyn Krueger. Gertrude Roers. Helen Murray. Catherine Waterman. Dorothy Murphy. Lucile Ricklick. Phyllis Rothermel. Irene Baker. Lucille Shriver. Lucille Collins. Gladys Sloan. Marie Busch. Catherine Stenglein. Marvel Engel. Elaine Sullivan. Velvet Hf.lwig. Dorothy Weber. Marie La Valley. Orvetta Westphal, Margaret McCarthy. Harriet O’Niell. Kathleen Freshmen Quandall. Marion ♦Barth. Rose Riley. Mary Frances Tabaka. Isadore ♦Bowers. Rose Mary Excellent sJ102L T ecita s BERNADETTE FRANCES KlSCHEL in Dramatic Recital assisted by Florence Peterson, Piano: Bernice Rice. Dancing. Monday. March thirty-first, nineteen hundred twenty-four. St. Margaret's Academy. Program Pauline Pavlovna -Broken Dolls -The House by the Road Each Has His Playhouse -Dance—The I.ettcr BERNICE RICE The Last Token .... Grandma's Soldier Girl Tribute to Mother I Only A Dad 1 Dance—The Gypsie Beggar BERNICE RICE The Highwayman Piano—Romance in D flat FLORENCE PETERSON Ashes of Roses (One-act Play) Noyes Sibellius Mac Kay Dramatic Recital by MISS PRISCILLA Hawn and Miss Marion Murray assisted by Miss Florence Schumacher and Miss Anne O’Hanlon. Pianists: Sunday. April 6. 3 p. m.. Recital Hall. Music Building. St. Margaret's Academy. Program The Sign of the Cleft Heart - MISS MURRAY The Lily of France MISS HAWN Piano—(a) Improvization (b) Impromptu - MISS O'HANLON To Marry, or not to Marry -Mia Carlotta - MISS MURRAY Husbands for Sale - Little Boy..................... MISS HAWN The Selfish Giant - MISS MURRAY - Hackney - Hare MacDoWelt Rheinhold - Hyckoff - Daly Kingsley - Raker - Wilde Piano—Hungarian Rhapsodie No. 8 - Liszt MISS SCHUMACHER Three One Act Plays presented by The Expression Class of St. Margaret s Academy. April 10. 11. 12. 1924. CINDERELLA CHARACTERS - Aldrich Cinderella - Frances Mae Furey - Service Step Mother - Catherine Qucaly - - Foss Step Sisters - - - Parker Margaret Lukan ) Virginia Ford Fairy Godmother - - - Agnes Ward - Eaton The Prince Gertrude Krueger The Footman - Louise LcClercq - Price MRS. KANTSEY KNOW Guest CHARACTERS Mrs. Kantscy-Know - Anna Mae Wightman Mrs. Doo-wit Nowe Mrs. Makct-Right Mrs. Lee-Shur-Lce Mrs. Tendor-I.ee Elaine Bea. her friend -Billy -Benny Ruthic - Katherine Sandry Frances Keating Marion De Vay Teresa Laughlin Verena Bernard Ardyce La Pray - Mary Alice Thompson Laura Murphy Dorothy Slater HEARTS TO MEND Pierrot ... Florence Peterson Pierrette ... Bernadette Kischel Tins-to-Mend Man - - Helen Brombach Dramatic Recital by MISS CATHERINE FOX assisted by Miss Anne O'Hanlon. Pianist. The Lost Word - VanDyke MISS HAWN Program The Stage Robber -Tony Floretta -The Spy -Piano— (a) Gavotte - (b) Etude op. 23 No. 9 The Jolly Gypsies -Pianologues— (a) Chums - (b) The Sandman -The Happy Prince -Piano— Hark. Hark the Lark Madam Butterfly - - Foley Heirsfxeld - Troyes Gluck-Rrahms - - Chopin Cox Foley - Daskam - Wilde Schubert-I.iszt Long 11031 Fifth in the Series of Recitals. 1923-24. by pupils of the Piano and Expression Departments. St. Margaret's Academy. Thursday. March 6. 1924. Program PIANO —Will O’ the Wisp • Jungmann LAURA MURPHY The Encore - - - Phelps ALICE MeGSATH READINGS—Ma and Her Cheek Book - Guest ANITA DANIELS Somebody Did - - Foley DOROTHY DAVIS PIANO —Dancing Doll - - Poldini VIRGINIA HBLIN Northern Folk Dances Krentzlin ANITA DANIELS Mazurka Caprice - Bolke KATHRYN ARMITAGE Readings—Miss Kate Penoyia - Baker RUTH CM. LIN AN Papa’s Little Boy - Harbour LAURA MURPHY PIANO —Blue Lodge Springs - Kern PAULINE UTTEIR READINGS—Unde Alec's Bad Folks Donnell KATHRYN ARMITAGE PIANO —Dance of The Stars - Godard MARGARET LANCE READINGS—I Shall Not Be Afraid for Two Birthdavs - - Aileen Kilmer MARY ALICE THOMPSON Home - - - Guest VIRGINIA HBLIN PIANO —La Baladinc - - Lysberg JOSEPHINE GAM-KEY Seventh in the Series of Recitals. 1923-24. by pupils of the Music and Expression Departments. St. Margaret's Academy. Thursday. March 13. 1924. Program PIANO —Barchetta - - - Nevin LOUISE KLOSS Sunset ... Goldner HELEN FREY Polish Dance - - Scharwenka GERTRUDE KRUEGER READINGS—The Peddler - - - Cox LOUISE LECLERCQ Love Me. Love My Dog Davis MARION DE VOY PIANO —Melody in F - Rubinstein GERTRUDE RENDER The Nightingale's Song - Nevin LUCILLE JEWETT Scarf Dance - - Chaminade ANNETTA McCANN READINGS—Yacob Strauss - - Anon FRANCES KEATING The Fool's Prayer - - Sill ANGELINE HANSON In a Shoe Shop - - Fishe KATHERINE SANDRY PIANO ■—Petite Polonaise - Dellakeld EDITH SOULE Danse d’Amour - Ludebuehl LUCILE MURPHY Reading —Patsy - - - Wiggin GERTRUDE KRUEGER PIANO —Colombinc - - Delahaye VERA MtNULTY Polonaise Brilliant - Fleissner MARCELLA GILL1CK Sixth in the Scries of Recitals. 1923-24. by pupils of the Music and Expression Depart ments. St. Margaret's Academy. Monday. March 10, 1924. Program PIANO —Sunset - - - Torjussen HELEN LAI.I.Y Homeward Again - - Kern BERNADETTE KING The Robin's Wedding Williams EMMA MENGELKOCH READINGS—Tim’s Kit - - - Harbour LOUISE KLOSS Traver’s First Hunt - Davis MARIE CONWAY How The News Spread - Seidel HELEN BAUNE Piano —Loving Sprites - - Miller JUANITA HINES On Loch Lomond - Brown CHARLOTTE PETERCON READINGS—When We Haven't Said Our Prayers - - - Hammel HELEN BOCHNAK Aunt Eleanora's Hero - Phelps BONNA GLEASON P.'ANO —Minuet - - - Paderewski HELEN DONAGHUE In Twilight Hour - Sartorio ROSE MARY BOWERS READINGS—Jimmy Brown’s Prompt Obedience - Carter PHYLLIS RICKLICK Main Street - - Joyce Kilmer MARGARET WESTPHAL PIANO —Birds of Passage - - Wachs MARGARET HELEN SULLIVAN Camellia - Constantino Yon EILEEN GILL IS READINGS—The Musicale - - Powers Part 1—The Rehearsal Part II—The Performance CATHERINE QUEA1.Y 104 Jd Eighth in the Series of Recitals, 1925-24, by pupils of the Music and Expression Departments, St. Margaret's Academy. Monday. March 17. 1924. Ninth in the Series of Recitals. 1923-24, by pupils of the Music and Expression Departments. St. Margaret s Academy. Thursday, March 20. 1924. Program Piano —Fifth Nocturne - HELEN WILKINSON - Leybach Evening Hymn - HELEN BAUNE Crammond Readings- —Tabbie Tattle - KATHERINE SAN DRY - Foley Foolish Questions VERENA BERNARD - - Lee Piano —Valse - MARGARET LUKAN Davis At the Ball MARIE CONWAY Lange Adoration - FRANCES MAY FUREY - Rolseth READINGS—Human Tonic Dallas LF.TITIA ECKERT Love Me. Love My Dog Davis VIRGINIA FORD PIANO —Song Without Words - Bilbro HELEN BOCHNAK Valse Tvrolienne - - Raff MARGARET HALL READING —The Rugglcsscs’ Dinner Party ......................Wiqgin CATHERINE QUF.ALY PIANO —Alla Mazurka - Nemerowsky EVELYN MARTIN READINGS—Her First Call on The Butcher .....................................Fiske MARGARET I LEAN (a) The Gentle Gardner Guest (b) Matildy's Beau - Hurd DOROTHY SLATER PIANO —Regata Veneziana - - I.is .t VI RENA BERNARD Program PIANO Traumerei and Romance - Schumann ARDYCE LA PRAY Nocturne - - Meyer-Hclmund TERESA LAUGHLIN Silver Stars - - - Rohm LUCILB RING READING —The Swan Song - Brooks FRANCES MAY FUREY PIANO —Venetian Serenade - Brown .VARY ALICE O'PHELAN Pendant la Mazurka - Wachs LAURA JENNINGS Sunset Glow - - Franchise MARGARET DAVY VlOI.IN —Infant Pagininni - Haesche FRANCES NOETHEN READING —Vanity and Vexation of Spirit .Montgomery AGNES WARD PIANO —Barcarolle - Erhlich KATHLEEN MADER Swallow's Song - - Bohm MARION DK VOY READINGS—The Going of the White Swan - - - - - Parker ARDYCE LA PRAY The Animated Hat - Montgomery TERESA LAUGHLIN PIANO —Impromptu Mazurka - Lack FRANCES KEATING Nocturne A Major - Leschetizky ROSE BARRETT READINGS—Unseen Yet Seen - Donnelly HELEN BROMBACH Tenth in a Senes of Recitals. 1923-24. by pupils of the Music and Expression Depart ments, St Margaret’s Academy. Monday. March 24 1924. Program PIANO —Melodie - - - Paderewski BEULAH TRECKFR Ocean Murmurs - - Wilke ROSE DUFAUD Minuet - Horner MARGARET GLEASON Reading —Pro Patria - - - Noble ANNA MAY WIGHTMAN PIANO —Album Leaf - Grutzmacher ZETTA POUND Romance d'Automnc D'Auvergne IRENE BRANNAN Polacca Brilliant - - Bohm CATHERINE FOX READINGS—An Easy World The Path That Leads to Home - - - - - Guest MARC.ARFT TIERNEY ’Lias - Anon IRENE BRANNAN PIANO —Hungarian Dance No. 6 Brahms MARGARET BIORNSTAO READING —Johnnie's Bedtime Story Willis JOSEPHINE FLYNN PIANO —Liebestraumc No. 3 - Liszt FIDELIA HAMEL READING —Ma’moiselle - - Guertin BERNADETTE KISCHfcL -:J105K p V r Farewell, T)ear Friends! Our schooldays now are ended. And our ventures Have safely come to port,—the journey’s over. And we, most grateful Seniors, try but vainly To word appreciation of our friends Who helped us bring the DAYESYE to completeness. May all who scan its pages view them kindly. Knowing that hearts and hands of S. M. A. girls Did labor for one end.—to make our year book A tribute to our kind, devoted pastors. A tribute to the love of Alma Mater! Ramona Schroeder. J106k- o aysdyz 'M Autographj 107Js“ J£) ay , 5.Autographs -c 108 - ad aycdy, c.Autographs 109 Jdcu eA a- aAutographs =1110 4$ r appreciation All students who o w n a copy o f this hook are a s k c (1 to f a m i 1 i a r i z c themselves with the names of the a (I v e r t i s - e r s a s n e a r 1 v as t h i s i s P o s s i b 1 e . 1 h c i r e n e r o s i t y has la r g e 1 y h c 1 P e d t o m a k c t h i s 1) o o k a s ; u c c : c : ss, a n 1 1 i r i $ o n 1 y f a i r t o t h e i m t h a t w e s h o u 1 d r e c ' P - r o c a t e a n 1 w h e n c v e r w e c a n b e a s he • P f u 1 t o t h e m a s t h c y h a v c b e e n t o u s . L ctA —Jdcu eMf e, Studio PHOTOGRAPHERS TO THE CLASS OF 1924 East Hennepin at 4th St. THE HOME OF GOOD PHOTOGRAPHS S)a yz U £. STOP!! CALL NEW TELEPHONE NUMBER Main 0662 Interstate Fuel Transfer Co. 303 SECOND A VENT E SOTTH J. P. TRAINOR PHONE US FOR PRICES ON COAL AND MOVING Dykewater 1361 WICKHAM STARK Hardware Builders’ ami Contractors’ Supplies. Paints and Varnishes Furnaces Tin Shop 3035 Nicollet P. G. PsYHOGIOS Tribune Annex Hat Cleaning Parlor and Renovating 404 Marquette Ave., Minneapolis We Press, Clean and Block all kinds of I lats Shoe Repair and Shoe Shining Parlor in Connection Suits Pressed by I land “The place where all the young girls meet” Paul’s Beauty Craft Marcelling - Permanent Waving Twenty expert Marcclter at your serrire Facial anti Scalp Treatments Atlantic 5788 217-19 Loeb Arcade Minneapolis FOR BETTER FURNITURE SEE US Everything for the Home Just a Step from Nicollet Peck tS: Polucci Furniture Carpet Co. 87 So. 9th St. At. 0641 -4[113Jb- JdaytMfe. Pittsburgh Coal Co. Guaranteed Coals Snow or Blizzard, Rain or Shine, Coal Delivered— Any Time. CARL J. SANDQUIST 8-10-12 South Fifth St. LUMBER EXCHANGE Main 4440 hi the Classroom or at Play You Will hind the Child Who Drinks Milk at the Front. Franklin Co-operative Creamery Ass’n For Service Call Dupont 2371 Cherry 3335 •4114 Foley PURE FOOD PRODUCTS The splendid reputation enjoyed by this house is due to strict adherence to Quality and Service FOLEY BROS. GROCERY CO. ESTABLISHED 1885 ST. PAUL 1115 Jdcu £ u c When You Want AJew Homes I-inis bed or Old Ones Made to Look Like New, Don’t Forget to Call on E. J. McCOOL PAINTER AND DECORATOR For Either Exterior or Interior Work Including Refinishing Old Floors, Painting, Decorating, Papering, Varnishing, Enameling, Etc. JOHN M. GLEASON Funeral Director and Embalmer 111 South Ninth Street Minneapolis, Minn. established 1SS4 Compliments of GRANGER’S CAFE 341 E. Lake St. 6 A. M. to 9 P. M. MULLOWNEY PRINTING COMPANY Twentieth Year 413 South Fifth Street Minneapolis, Minn. “HOMESITE SPECIALISTS LAKE DISTRICT Philip Brancheau Co. Real Estate Investments Lincoln Bank Building Minneapolis, Minn. Philip Brancheau Prancis Brancheau President Secy and Treas. -sj 116 L JdcuyeAy KEMP PHOTOS Class Pictures and Wedding Pictures Our Specialty Quality Photos at Modern Prices Kenwood 460! 613 Hennepin Ave Catholic Art and Book Shop Gifts for all Occasions Catholic Books, Rosaries, Pictures, Prayer Books, Statuary, Mission Goods, Re ligious Articles, Art Novelties 10 W. Fifth St., St. Paul Between St. Peter and Wabasha Sts. Telephone: Cedar 2704 John Jacob Beck PIANO—ORGAN Choral Classes, St. Margaret's Academy Accompanist Apollo Club Organist at Pro-Cathedral MacPhail School of Music 806 Nicollet Avenue So. 4423 What Can You Do? Upon the answer to this question depends your success in life. Let us prepare you to answer it satisfactorily. Write, call or telephone for information. NICOLLET AVE. and LAKE ST. Accredited by the Motional Association of Accredited Commercial Schools. Minneapolis Blue Printing Co. Second Floor 420 Hennepin Ave. Distributors of KEUFFEL ESSER SLIDE RULES, DRAWING MATERIALS, MATHEMATICAL INSTRUMENTS WINSOR, NEWTON F. WEBER CO. WATER COLORS. SMOCKS. ARTISTS’ MATERIALS :Jll7fc Compliments of G. Biornstad, M. D. SAMELS BROTHERS CO. 216 NORTH SIXTH STREET MINNEAPOLIS, MINNEAPOLIS IVhole sale Dealers In BUTTER EGGS CHEESE Distributors of Holiday Nut Margarine Loring Park Pharmacy A. A. Fahlstrom, Propr. Prescription Specialties 1500 I lennepin Avenue Phone, Geneva 6931 Special Breakfast He, 20c, 25c and l’p Noon Lunches 25c and Up Gateway Lunch NELLIE POUND, Owner 15 W ashington Ave. North Supper 25c and Up Box Lunches to go out Specially Priced -ej 118)9- CINDERELLA FLOUR Can be obtained at GROCERY DEPARTMENT OF L. S. Donaldson Company NEW PRAGUE FLOURING MILL NEW PRAGUE, MINNESOTA -4119 COMPLIMENTS of the PURITY BAKING CO makers of SNOWFLAKE BREAD ihieikiwieihiw avbh¥e 9 UyW QYCi‘ y Q O’vk GYervee rlmneeipoUs- -Miivne oia CZ7 I Ioward J. Clarity Harry E. Dickinson Clarity-Dickinson Co., Inc. INSURANCE It in better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it. Atlantic 4220 530 Met. Bank Bldg. -«{120Js- cuyeAiy. There is Always a Pleasant School Day Remembrance in a Photograph Taken at the Golling-Hesse STUDIO 622 Nicollet Ave. Minneapolis Meyer EngravingCo. 111 South Sixth Street Minneapolis WEDDING IN V1 TAT IONS ANNOUNCEMENTS SOCIAL STATIONERY BUSINESS CARDS DIE STAMPED STATIONERY GREETING CARDS Quality Engravers £§ t. harp’s ftospttal TRAINING SCHOOL FOR NURSES 2500 Sixth Street South Minneapolis An Accredited School Conducted by the Sisters of St. Joseph The Lecturers and Instructors are especially selected. Complete course of training for nurses, in a modern, thoroughly equipped hospital. Address: The Superintendent of the Training School MI2IE- Seton Club PHELPS ISLAND LAKE MINNETONKA Popular Summer Home For Girls and IFomen OPENS ITS 11 th SEASON JUNE 14th 1923 iooo Feet Lake Shore latgUB mt V- _ 'P. SETON CLUB i located on an elevation overlooking the Lake, and has finest bathing beach in the country. A large living room is used also for a Recreational Room whe r e plays, parties, dances, etc., are put on hy guests of the Club. RECREATIONAL DIRECTOR: A Recreational Director will spend the Summer at the Club to teach swimming, golf, and other outdoor sports to the guests free of charge._ Services at Mound. 8, 10 and II o’clock. TERMS: Board and Room by the week $8.00 and $10.00. Board and Room by the week end $2.00 and $2.50. Board and Room by the day $1.50. Reduction of $1.00 a week for School Girls. For further information apply to SETON GUILD, 720 Marquette Ave., Minneapolis, Atlantic 1120 W. C. BRIX SONS The oldest and most popular MEAT MARKET on the North Side 917 West Broadway 1435 4th St. N. E. Hyland 2148 I he Only Factory on the North Side Geo. II. Johantgen Jeweler and Diamond Setter We carry a Nice Line of W atches, Diamonds and Jewelry Lyndale and West Broadway Cash or Credit Ole Ammon Home-Made Candy Our Specialty We excel in Ice Cream Cigars and Tobacco 624 W. Broadway Phone: Ch 6037 Open livery livening by Appointment Lillian Beauty Parlor Lillian Guertin Drf.is Marcelling and Hair Coloring Our Specialty Manicuring Facial Shampooing 806 F. Franklin, Cor. Chicago Ave. Dykewater 1014 Minneapolis. Minn. - (1221 .9 cuftMf. LET MUNSINGWEAR COVER YOU WITH SATISFACTION MjJNSING vlDear Form Fitting Knitted Loose Fitting Woven Union Suits of Fine Quality and Workmanship in all the wanted styles for Men, Women, Boys, Girls Munsingwear Garments are Famous for the Satisfactory Way in which they fit and cover the form without gaping or binding. Ask you Dealer jor them The Munsingwear Corporation Min neapol is, M innesota 4123K 4$J) 'ayzdy. Prepared to serve society functions. Our spacious ballroom and attractive cafe are ample. Catering to College and University Parties. THE LEAMINGTON WARD S. MORSE, Mgr. Neutrodyne 5-Tube RADIO S ETS Built to Order and Guaranteed $65.00 and UP NORTON WALNUT 3497 Phone AT. 2232 Venetian Beauty Parlors Della and Eunice Sedic Marcelling a Specialty 802 La Salle Avenue Minneapolis JAMES C. HAZLETT AGENCY ANY KIND OP INSURANCE ANYWHERE FIRST N AT ION AL-SOO LINE BUILDING MINNEAPOLIS, MINN. 124E £) ay 4ye. College of fet. fEfjomasi ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA A Catholic Military School For Catalogue, Address: The President emerald FACE POWDER w CONTAINS NO BISMUTH. NO LEAD. NO BICE PURE. REFRESHING AND BEAUTIFYING NOTHINC INJURIOUS FOR WOMEN OF DISCRIMINATING TASTE FLESH-WHITE CREAM PINK EMERALD TOILET CO. Teach Your Children to Save This is one of the most important duties of a parent. Start an account today for your daughter with the NORTH COMMERCIAL STATE BANK The Hank That Tries to Please” Cor. V. Broadway at Lyndale Ave. N. Send your Dry Cleaning and Laundry to the Despatch Laundry Co. SERVICE that SATISFIES” Phone: So 51XX) 2604-12 Stevens Ave. White Gold Wrist Watches for Graduation. MuNNS PoMERLEAU 221 Fast Hennepin Ave. •sj 125p- Compliments of DR. A. A. LAURENT 820 Donaldson Building PAUL A. SCHMITT Music Dealer 729 Nicollet Ave. GARBKR DAMP WASH LAUNDRY The Housewife's Friend 2801 Nicollet Avenue SOFT WATER USED South 7902-7903-2390 Compliments SHEEHAN GROCERY CO. 17 Washington Ave. No. MEAT DEPARTMENT Conducted by Bredemus Welck -e(126]� s ’zz JERSEY ICE CREAM Pure and Rich UP-TO-DATE DEALERS SELL IT MANUFACTURED BY J. W. HAYES SON Ask your dealer Jor Jersey Eskimo Pie Jdcu e Uf£- The Badger Pray Agency INSURANCE 300 Oneida Building GATEWAY STATE BANK Temple (x urt Building Second Floor Hennepin anti Washington Avenues Capital and Surplus. $150,000 General Hanking QUA LIT Y—STYLE—SER VICE SCHULER SHOE CO. 400 West Broadway and 1031 West Broadway UNITED LIGHT CO. Manufacturers of Electric Fixtures Electric House Wiring Radio Supplies Geneva 0141 515 Second Ave. S. Minneapolis, Minn. P. M. KOHL Manufacturing Jeweler K. C. Emblems Class Rings and Pins Diamonds and Watches Jewelry and Watch Repairing Third Floor 305 Nicollet Avenue Geneva 2586 Minneapolis, Minnesota Jdayedye. CHAS. SAUCIER SHEET IRON 2(X)8 Lyndale Avenue North Phone: Cherry 2821 Res. Phone: Cherry 284? }{•(£. Siitifjt (ihr erom itijCjugrossrr Jfttmu'npolis Resolutions, Diplomas, Certificates 29b —o£) ay Walnut 3880 “Beauty” Walnut 3880 Your “Loveliness” Deserves the Best Professional Attention Experienced Operators Only at the Linden Hills Beauty Parlors 4316 Upton Avenue South Wedding Rings and Wedding Gifts OLSON’S Jewelry Store 211 Last I lennepin You can select better PLUMBING FIXTURES HEATING EQUIPMENT at our showrooms Central Supply Co. Minneapolis—St. Paul—Duluth Dozen in Box Price 20c Jackson s QUALITY KREAMY KRISP DOUGHNUTS Miss Alice Mcngelkuch Miss Klnora Diehl Graduate of North High School and of Graduate of St. Margaret’s Academy and the Scientific Shorthand Institute. of the Scientific Shorthand Institute. I'he Scientific Shorthand Institute holds the Highest Official Records in the entire West in Stenographic Training. Take your business course with us. We teach Shorthand. Typewriting, Secretarial Training, Bookkeeping, Court Reporting and allied business subjects. SCIENTIFIC SHORTHAND INSTITUTE Main 5857 825 Hennepin Avenue Minneapolis Alice Mengelkoch won the Amateur WORLD’S CHAMPIONSHIP in shorthand writing in 1921. In 1()22 she entered Professional Contest, and won Bronze Medal. Elnora Diehl established a WORLD'S RECORD in shorthand writing when she passed a Professional Reporting lest after studying shorthand less than one year, reducing the time two years. eDay dyc Ha INDEPENDENT Offers to the Thrifty Housewife THE BEST IN Fresh Meats and Provisions AT The Lowest Prices Quality Considered Be Sure to “Stop and Shop ” INDEPENDENT PACKING PROVISION CO. 717 Hennepin Ave. MINNEAPOLIS - 131$ - 386 Wabasha Street ST. PAUL £)at C U £, College of fet. Catherine A Standard College for lVome?i Berfjam J|aU A College Preparatory School for Girls ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA l}H. G. Kekos L. M. Kekos SECURITY SHOE AND HAT REPAIR CO. Tailors, Trench Dry Cleaners Dyers, Hat Repairers. Shoe Repairers and Shiners Geneva 2164 125 So. 4th St. Minneapolis, Minn. Phone Main 7875 The Iris Studio B. G. OFSTIE Photos Mode Day or Right Professional and Commercial Work Amateur Finishing 712 Hennepin Ave. Minneapolis H. H. Fitzsimons WHOLESALE GROCER To Dealers Only 1412 Plymouth Avenue North Cherry 2548 Minneapolis, Minn. Vm. J. Vonderweyer. Pres. W. L. Jaax. Vice Pres. John Hasslinger. Sec’y Treas. Main 3181 Hennepin Insurance Agency, Inc. INSURANCE Real Estate Loans 1228 Washington Ave. No. Minneapolis, Minn. -• 132 9- £) CU £ Uf€. THE TRAINOR CANDY Company 1333 Hawthorne Ave. Main 5831 Minneapolis, Minnesota Phones: Atlantic 1473 Geneva 1473 WILLIAMS GROCERY CO. Wholesale Grocers 215-217 Washington Ave. No. Minneapolis, Minn. If You arc Looking for Anything in the Real Old Home Baking Call at the GIRLS' BAKERY 1506 Hennepin Avenue Birthday Cakes Our Specialty Phone Main 4906 venue Transfer Co. Expert Furniture and Piano Movers I'reight Distributors and Commercial Dray age Monroe Packing Co. A. P. Schwerdeeger, Prop. MEATS AND PROVISIONS 358 Monroe Street l ei. Gladstone 1849-1840 livery Day Sees the Arrival of New Beauties at Panor’s! WONDERFUL SHOES At WONDERFUL PRICES! amdl NONE OVER $7 You know—and we know—why you feel perfectly confident when choosing footwear at Panor's. It's more than the fact that we lead in styles—it's the value you get with every purchase. Not only arc you certain that what you huy is abreast of the minute—or ahead of it—hut you also vet greater, surer, more de| endahlc value from Panor’s than anywhere else in town. It’s policy we make this guarantee good every day in the year. Evening Slippers Imported Silver and Cold Cloth Evening Slip-ners; exquisite creations to harmonize with the loveliest gown. Silk Stockings to match — Right with your new Slip| ers you can obtain beautiful chiffon ami heavy silk hose to mutch—all shades- a wonderful opportunity at. (£1 the pair .................tyL.V'J PANOR’S Boot Shop 711 Nicollet Ave. MINNEAPOLIS. MINN. 33fc- 4® Jdcu eAifc Compliments of Johnson Young Lawyers 201-2 Lumber Exchange Bldg. Minneapolis, Minn. Main 0500 KRONE BROTHERS Educational Publishers Manufacturers of School and College Blank Books and Stationery Factory and General Offices HACKENSACK, N. J. Photographs of Quality at Modern Prices New Hennepin Studio Main 1775 6 South Eighth St. EDITHA STACKHOUSE Teacher—Piano McPhail School Mary I. Farrf.ll Gladys L. Buell The Gladys Handy Shop 317 W. 38th Street Gowns, Suits Juvenile Wear Exclusive but not Expensive Minneapolis Packing Co. Wholesale and Retail Dealers in CHOICE MEATS AND POULTRY 211 Washington Ave. N. Geneva 8268 D O SHOE COMPANY 25 So. Fifth St.. Minneapolis To l it You Is To Please You 134F JdayeAye, Buy direct from the grower OUR ROSE RANGE AT HOPKINS Our Roses are the finest in the market Get our prices on Sprays and Designs We make Wedding and Corsage Bouquets 3 Minneapolis Floral Co. Emil Olson STORE 316 HENNEPIN AYE. MINNEAPOLIS PHONE MAIN 1283 After business hours call W A-2892W -sj 135) - Jdayc Ufe. C THE MON-OQ.6QNQwT QERMIC'PE ■) Benetol Products Co. The best antiseptic for the home. Dr. Charles A. Sell Dentist Atlantic 4345 829 LaSalle Bldg. Minneapolis THOS. J. SLECHTA Saxaphone, Clarinet and Band Instructor McPhail School of Music A. J. Bernier f “BreinigBuilt” Ij Paints Varnishes Wall Paper Cor. Chicago aud Franklin Aves. - South 8241 HESSBURG BROS. Reilly Craig Co. Wholesale Dealers The Good Maxwell IN The Chrysler Six Candies and Confections THE TWO GREAT MOTOR CARS 1203 Washington Ave. N. of 1924 Minneapolis, Minn. Atlantic 3011 1201-5 1 larmon Place 4136 J)aysdyc -0- r C' COSBY-WIRTH CO. INCORPORATED Manufacturers of Duplicate and Triplicate Manifolding Books, Sales Books, Carbon Coated Books, Bills of Lading and Order Blanks. 422-428 Washington Ave. No. MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA For the Best in Milk and Cream Insist upon “CLOVER LEAF” Fresh daily at your grocer’s or delivered to your door by one of our wagons. Clover Leaf Creamery Co. 420 W. Broadway Cherry 3691 We Patronize You Why Not Patronize Us? LIBERTY DYE HOUSE CO. 3649 Chicago Avenue Co 4435 Co 4436 Joe Deschene’s Garage 2300 West Broadway Best of Work at Most Reasonable Brices Paige and Jewett Agency We Call and Deliver Nelson Nelson Res. 3000 West 44th St. Walnut 2243 Wholesale Jewelers Dr. Linus O. Kallestad 233 Loeb Arcade Palmer School Graduate Chiropractor Fraternity Bins and Emblems 4316 Upton Ave. So., Suite 202 Minneapolis A137 Jdcu eM e Cherry 2464 P A T N O O N WIRING—FIXTURES REPAIRING 2337 James Ave. No. Minneapolis St. Anthony Meat Market The House of Recognised Quality 323 East Hennepin Ave. Satisfactory Delivery Service NORTH STAR WOOLEN MILL CO. Retail Department Third Ave. So. and Second Street Minneapolis, Minn. (Opposite New Postoffice) 37th AVENUE MARKET Quality Meats We deliver Hy 3697 37th Ave. No. at Emerson EQUIPMENT SERVICE QUA LIT Y HENNEPIN CLEANING DYEING COMPANY 2320-22 Central Ave. We Call and Deliver PHONE US! jD,n?.more J{“ OAK The Pennsylvania Winter Oil Lets your motor start instantly in the coldest weather. Removes the strain on your starting battery caused by the concealment of other oils. Sold by all the better dealers in the Twin Cities. Federal Oil Co. ■s£)cu 6tfe. J| i mini ill u sat ill ihihiiiiiiii hum iiiiiiwu iml 111 llliiiiiiniin 1 H7IBI HI Em e The Engravings in this Book j were made by the l MINNEAPOLIS 1 PHOTO ENGRAVING CO.inc i 307 5™ AVE. SOUTH i MINNEAPOLIS MINNESOTA i Master Crajtsmen in the art of making 1 HALFTONES - ZINC ETCHINGS | COLOR PLATES | I mi irninifHni tit i nnimni iimihismuiiii■ imiiiiiiiiiiijmi n li -4139 - r ............—?s 'Tribune Job Trinting (J°. The J akeland Tress 428 So. 6th Street 'Printers of the DaYESYE Our facilities for handling high class Printing are unexcelled • 140 Oc)cU £sU 0$ . Men’s and Women’s SMART CLOTHES ON PAYMENTS We feature the styles that appeal to young men and women who want absolutely the latest. And The National really DOES give 'Credit at Cash Prices.” Pay at Your Convenience National me “The House of Credit” 412-14 Nicollet Avenue Over Childs Restaurant Compliments of DAVIS MICHEL Lawyers Minneapolis, Minn. Phone: Hyland 3452 Dr. B. J. Brzenski Dentist 26th and Emerson Aves. N. Minneapolis A good bank is a good friend You are invited to open an account with the EAST HENNEPIN STATE BANK East Hennepin Avenue Fifth Street Central Avenue oDay£ Lyc Dr. Ignatius J. Murphy Radium, X-Ray and Clinical Laboratories 812 Besse Building Office: Atlantic 4786 Residence: Dinsmore 1328 BOOT SHOP 924 Nicollet Avenue, Minneapolis Womens and Children s Footwear Our new line of Pottery, Candlesticks, and Glassware WILL BE ESPECIALLY ATTRACTIVE TO YOU. We invite you to visit our display OHIO PICTURE FRAME CO. Main 5767 Kustermann Bros. Community Drug Stores 1517 Como Ave. S. E., Minneapolis Carter at Como, St. Paul We aim to please. Fry our service DEPOSIT HERE NOW Interest Paid on Both Savings and Checking Accounts THE MINNESOTA LOAN AND TRUST COMPANY 405 Marquette MA in 4515 M A in 4518 MA in 4517 MA in 4519 Wm. J. Moulton Company Wholesale FRUITS AND PRODUCE 113-115 Sixth Street North Minneapolis, Minnesota - Jl42f: Time to Re-roof IT'S a comfortable feeling during these days of blustery weather to know that your roof will withstand the battering of the elements. The fiercest March gale cannot tear loose a Nelson Roof. If your roof is leaky and the shingles are loose, the time to re-roof is now before any damage is done. I f you wait, it may mean heavy repair bills not only on the roof but inside where water may have crept through and stained up the ceilings. A new roof, like a new bonnet, greatly enhances the charm of what lies under it. A Nelson Roof is a roof of lasting beauty. Have one of our salesmen call and explain our products to you and show you samples of our beautiful, superior quality MASTER SLAB Shingles. I Ic will gladly show you many types of houses roofed with Nelson's Master Slab Shingles. This is part of our service and is given w ithout charge. Nelson Roofs can be bought at your nearest lumber dealer. Ask him for them. Durable Fcantifnl Fire-resisting F.eonomical B. F. Nelson Mfc. Co. Main St. N. E. Minneapolis Nelson ROOFS Salisbury Satterlee Co. Geneva 2371 Geneva 2372 M anufacturers 0 G= Metal Beds - Springs Mattresses MOTOR MAINTENANCE COMPANY L. G. Wilcox. President For Homes, Hotels, Hospitals. Institutions and Dormitories When buying ask for the S S line. Fully Guaranteed. Main Office and Factory M i nneapolis, M innesota 44-46-48 South 12th Street Branch Factory Butte, Montana Warehouse Spokane, Washington “DANCE ARTS” Zimmerman 1 Iardware Co. Genevieve E. Ward HARDWARE South 3282 243 Stevens Avenue Plumbing, Heating and General Repairing N. Y. Colfax 1197 813 W. 50th St. F. W. M U N G E R Lydon-Bricher Mfg. Company INSURANCE Dependable Table Top Protection Life, Accident, Automobile and Casualty Aetna Life Insurance Company 1223 Metropolitan Life Bldg. Minneapolis, Minn. Atlantic 6242 The Ventilated Table Tad 2496 University Avenue St. Paul, Minnesota -= H4fc- Jdcu U 4 QUALITY AND ECONOMY! These are to he found in every typewriter we sell, rent or repair. Special rental rates to commercial students. Come in and talk it over. TYPEWRITER CLEARING ASSOCIATION 112 So. 4th St. Gen. 7619 A. M. Cary Attorney-at-Law 31 Metropolitan Bank Bldg. Minneapolis, Minn. Compliments of Flour City Fuel Transfer Co. John W. Harper Co. PLUMBING and HEATING 1505 Hennepin Ave. Minneapolis Wallis Coach _and=— Carriage Co. 3338 University Ave. S. E. Minneapolis High Grade Automobile Repairing Rebuilding in all Branches Body Building Our Specialty -=4145 J ayeAyc. Lumber Coal 4 YARDS DeLaittre-Dixon Coal Company Hyland 7981 J. Nelson Bros. GROCERS 501 West Broadway Mrs. T. B. Kelly Oberlin College, A. B. - Sargent School Di tloma Director ok Physical Education at ST. MARGARET’S ACADEMY ST. JOSEPH'S ACADEMY Two years Teacher's Training Course at St cl'HAIL SCHOOL of MUSIC Shoes of Quality and. S tyl e—Gu aranteed To Satisfy You or Your Money Refunded. Hosiery, Too. Our Highest Price $4 — G. R. KINNEY CO., INC. 14 South Fifth Street WET WASH 24-Hour Service Family Work a Specialty Tower Laundry Co. 2445-7 Bloomington Ave. Drexel 3444 Minneapolis, Minn. Laura Murray Private Tutoring Kenwood 4985 146 L ANTON NIELSEN WHOLESALE and RETAIL Milk and Cream Cherry 4519 :: 2629 19th Avenue North ARE you buying Anton Nielsen s pasteurized Milk and Cream? If not, are you getting the good fresh milk that you ought to have? Our milk is not standing on trains and platforms] for hours, but is supplied from clean and up-to-date dairies within four miles of Minneapolis. For Pure Milk and Cream, call at ANTON NIELSEN Cherry 4519 :: 2629 19th Avenue North •� 1 147 Phones: Geneva 2372 - Geneva 2371 South 1504 ' unclee M John J. Dorsey Furniture Auto Painting Co. OF CHARACTER Motor Maintenance Bldg. Located at 2938-40 Nicollet Avenue Where Dorsey's Prices are Famous 44-46-48 So. 12th St. Minneapolis North East Feed Mill Co. Manufacturers of GROUND FEED and Jobbers of THE C. REISS COAL CO. 704 Marquette Avenue Grain, Hay and Mill Stuff and all Minneapolis, Minn. kinds of Cereals Main 6181 1426-1432 Marshall St. N. F. Minneapolis, Minn. Junior Catholic League John S. Bradstreet Company AUSPICES Minneapolis League of Decorations Catholic Women CLUB FOR GIRLS Special Furniture Draperies Club Rooms and Cafeteria, J20 Marquette Rugs Educational, Recreational and Estimates Given Social Activities 1200 Second Avenue So. and 125 So. Membership, One Dollar per Year Twelfth Street Min neapol is. Min nesota cu tsU c- F 0 M A FJ IF QD «J149 ■ 4 ’ £)cu z Uf a l 0 p Decide to start your training now instead of W ISC uecision waiting until September and in that way establish your earning power just that much sooner. Business is improving. Let us train you now for the good position our Employment Department will secure for you when you are through. ySmJ s sJJ LW r y y Fully Accredited by the National Association of Accredited Commercial Schools. NICOLLET AT NINTH STREET MINNEAPOLIS. MINN. United Tire Rubber Co. “United for Service” 1210 Hennepin Avenue Minneapolis, Minn. Main 1552 I I. A. Rogers Co. Supplies for the Drafting Room Artists’ Water Colors and Brushes, Smocks, and Color Crayons 531 Marquette Ave. Minneapolis, Minnesota John F. Fitzsimons Co. (Successors to Fitzsimons Bros.) WHOLESALE GROCERS Prompt Delivery—Lowest Prices Terms Net Cash 140tS-10 Plymouth Ave. N. . Phone: Cherry 2765 Minneapolis SKELLET COMPANY “Our Business is Moving” Packing, Shipping and Storage Fireproof Warehouse Dr. C. H. Pierce Dentist 415 Metropolitan Bank Building Midway 2433 Dykewater 6667 Hart Fuel and Transfer Co. ICE - COAL - STORAGE Mol ing Household Goods our Specialty Main Oflice: 2140 University Avenue -e(150 £)cU £ U £. To be Sure White-Preston Agency D. Young Insurors 809-14 Phoenix Building F. Linsmayer Co. DECORATING, PAPERHANGING. PAINTING, DRAPERIES. UPHOLSTERING 1920 Lyndale Avenue So. Kenwood 5601 Archambo Heating Plumbing Co. 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