St Margarets Academy - Dayseye Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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yrj] S T . M A K G A K E T S AC A I) E M V :: Mi n n eapolii, Min n. Mr. G.: Sir, from now on your presence will no longer be desirable in my house. This, (hands telegram) explains everything. . Herb.: But— Mr. G.: No further explanations are necessary. (Points to door.) GO! (Exit Herb.) Hilda: Thank heavens, I don’t have to let him in any more. (Exit Hilda.) Mrs. G.: But still I don’t understand what this is all about. Mr. G.: Come, dear, and I will explain it to you. (Exeunt) Jack: May 1 ask again how you got that bit of paper? Pat.: Mr. Sydney accidentally left it here tonight, and I picked it up, intending to give it to him. Jack: It is impossible to express in words the gratitude I feel, but someday— perhaps— Pat.: (Looking at him) Perhaps? FINIS Submitted by—Peari. Adams, Dorothy Minks, Isohel Spencer, Lorajne Venderlick, Irene Slater, May Hinds, Lois Pease. Presented for the entertainment of the Kilmer Klub on Monday, February 21, 1921.

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M A R G A R ET ' S ACAD EMV Mi n n c a poll s, Minn. Jack.: Sir, your opinion of my guilt or innocence matters little to me now, but since she asks it, I will show the evidence. (Proudly hands paper to father.) (Father reads it to himself and then aloud.) Mr. G.: Mr. Herbert Sydney, New York. Have gotten rid of bonds at last. Meet me 9:30, Grand Central Station tomorrow for money. Alice (Silence) Mr. G.: My son, I am sorry. (Pat. looks at Jack pleadingly. He takes his father’s hand.) Mr. G.: We must get that scoundrel here before he leaves in the morning. Pal.: I have it! I will call him and tell him to come for his answer. (Laugh- ing) I know he will come immediately. (Exit Pat.) (Mother’s voice is heard.) Moth.: Hilda, what’s all this disturbance in the library? Hi .: Ay don’t know, Mam., but just a little while ago I saw a man going into the library and I ran and hid ’cause Ay was scared to death. (Enter Mother.) Jack: Mother! Mrs. G.: Jack! (They embrace.) (Re-enter Pat.) Pat.: He’ll be here in a minute. (Enter Hilda very much frightened.) Hi : Have—them robbers—left anything atall, Mam? I tot they were going to take the whole house with them, and I couldn’t stop 'em! Mr. G.: It’s all right, Hilda. We’re just having a little family reunion. (Doorbell rings.) Pat.: There he is now! Hilda, go and let Mr. Sydney in. Hi .: Vy don't that faller move here. He’s here most of the time anyway, and ay have to keep going to the door to let him in. Pat.: I think this is the last time you will have to let him in, Hilda. Mrs. G.: 1 knew that my prayers would not be in vain. Jack: They say that a Mother’s prayers are always answered. (Enter Herb.) Herb.: Patricia, my darling! Pat. Here is my answer. (Taking ring from table) And now there is someone else who would like to speak to you. Herb.: (Looks around in surprise. Stares at Jack.) YOU! Jack: Yes, I.

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S T . M A K Ci A K K T S A C A I) E M V :: Minneapolis, Minn. Qiass IVih Florence Moffitt 3Hr, Hir (Class of I£121, of St. Margaret's Academy, being about to leave this sphere oj learning, being in possession oj normal mind and memory and understanding, do make and publish this, our last Will and Testament, hereby making void all former Wills and Testaments by us heretofore made. Item i. To Mother Clara we bequeath the satisfaction of having given to the world forty-five zealous students who aspired to be worthy of her guidance. Item 2. To Sister Lioba we leave forty five hearts each carrying a message of gratitude. Ttem 3. To the Juniors we bequeath the title of Seniors in addition to the many responsibilities incumbent in that state of life among which the following are the most important: 1. Always, or at least most of the time appear at your respective places at S.2cy A. M.y thereby avoiding congestion in the halls. 2. Acquire an aptitude for Sonnet writing and the intelligence necessary to become efficient in the Art of Apostrophizing. 3. Never lose control of your speaking organs while passing through the corridors. 4. Learn the correct schedule for the use of the front and back stairs. Item 4. A few select Seniors will to the Juniors prospects of one day joining the ranks of the Daily Theme Class. Item 5. To anyone desiring the responsibility, Dorothy Hurley intrusts the position of Guardian of the Door.