St Lukes Hospital School of Nursing - Yearbook (Denver, CO)

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GDRN srylene: I have found out that on top of ererythins I have haliw tosis. What is the best thing to do for it? Anita: Develop lockjaw. R uth Eisenhnrt was confined to horthe hospital bed and queried the doc- tor as to her chances. Dr. Arndt: Woh, pretty good, but I wouldn't start reading any con- tinued stories. Marjorie Harris says that it is better to have loved and lost-H . . . . nuch oetter. Louise: He who laughs last seldom gets the point anyway. 'bone Dr..Barnard says: When every in your body aches, be glad are not a herring. f ' I .you Dear Old Soul fyisiting her sick brotherlz I'ye a :very letter from Emily. 'She says is so sorry-she ain't able to to see you,. butt she hopes to be able to come to the funeral. ' very nice 4she come Did you ever see Bessie covering territory gallop? Height of doctor to another. rf I l ith her million dollar mnudence2Gallin2 U0 Ono A x ,. .L earn the address, of Vg ter sny5,HIf at first you don't succeedsget hold ofanold notebook. Miss Lane Have you forgotten that you one me fifty cents for the First aid Textbork? , . E.Ho.rris! 2-Io, :five me time and I will. Lorry rar terribly engrossed in a lecture and oueriod: DOCtOI h0W long could I live without brains? Doctnr: That ronnins to oe'seen.. Beth Ashburn says: For fifty years the buffalo roamed the country--H new Ilm here. - Pettit: How can I overcome my ex- treme bashfulness? Richart: It takes fast thinking to cheat me out of the last word. Was it Moss who said: WLaugh and world laughs with you--snore you sleep alone. Jenkins: Iim after invented work. Us . and the guy that Hampton: They call I make one weak. me seven days- A ten letter word meaning freedoms graduation. PATIENT'S LAMENT There's nothing left of me Of days that used to be I live in memories Among my souveniers an ir' appendix tied with blues nnd an adenoid or two A ,' I see some gallstones too j Among my souveniersi - I n Although my real teeth rest' Within my treasure chest. 7 My raise ones do their best' To give ne.constipation - I I count them all apart 4 and when the tear drops start W' I find a leaking heart .iQ Among my souveniers. - ' S hirley Price: Give me a comb-' without pyorrhea. I f y Clerk: Whaddaya'mean?. . Shirley! One Whose .teeth won't fall out. Mrs. Benion to Juniors: Gan you explain what density is? f Mrs. B.:i I have numerous examples before me. V Delirium trsmens is a terrible thing, but it's a dandy way to see one evening. a lot in Did Miss neutral Burr shift her face. into ythe night Miss Jacobson caught her -in the middle of a story. f I . 5 ..- .

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GORE -'- . ' , ' ' ly, lnes: Yhiss' Wolfe, fyou cen't LdT:po someone for something they p5even't done, can you?U , P' r P I '4 Miss uelfers WOf course.not.U ' Holmes: Wwell, I hnven'tQ done my GYN case studyaP U I : A 3 -. , . Miss rissnnqrt h1d just .finishedu puttinm a patient to bed. ' Patient: UOh, you forset somethhn You didn'tfkiss me goodninhtlnh f Ties E: -nJust n nfnent lr. Smith, 1'll coll the orderly--he'does all the dirty work here. ' me srneron visgrs 1. rnririwr Niall, how are you toHny?U ' WNot so food Dec.H I B . WDon't bncilliTU I- ' Qfhupturc old tricks, nren't you?U. QVCsneer he ser1ous?U - I y ,niell cuttinr up is my business-- ,I've just performed another ogeri- IfiOn.n ,rierformino is the Way you curht I 1 H P ic hernia livin? unyteinr.How din 1: suture?W ffuust sew, sev.N ?hTest tube had isn't it?U ! 4?enh, new I outt knryelsis stuff theme and junket.H Wwheel-chnirio.U 5550 lense-sphia tuxor-o.U 1 I . FYes, niss Cooper rss surerisei when she reed Liss liotm's defini- ition of 1 skeleton: A e skeleton is be msn with his outoif off ind his ,inside stickinr out. 1 F538 it Mnkloski's paper that re- lresled that nn optimist is one who attends to your eyes--n persinist is one who fixes y'ur feet. 'Miss Lucas rivinr nirht rojert: 'And this first men wwe shot throurh the windshield.N 'n '. 'N I Y 'f Ffa lm.W I ' 'l15 ':qr lppsnqwfvnqpwwfv' T 1 ,u-jy'qf',t'Q,,' W. . . rg 'v'. . A PROBIE'S HOPE 1 ' 1. I want to be n senior - . - And with the seniors stand, With n fountain pen in my pocket And n notebook in my hand. I wouldn't be a president, I wouldn't be a king. , en.emperor wealth would bring, Q senior I a thing. I ' I wculdn't be Ferrell that. I'd rather he And never do I'm supposed to her. H .An automatic michinef ' 4 Wound up for three years -Never tired or sleepy or out of ,- - ,y ., sorts Above all,-nevsr'nerveus, no .matter what I-hear, see, or smell I em over unroved, unconscious, attendinr.Cniy to my duties. Gentle ss'1 herb, patient as Joh, Wise an Snrumfn, strong ns Samson Thick-skinxqd as n rhinoeeros, l'u whore All human weakness I'm a studint nurse. CDE TO MRS. CHASE I think that I shell never sec, A patient who so pntiently Lets strangers wash her feet and face, AS our phlegmntie Mrs. Chase. A patient who, in calm repose, Lots Uprobiesn irrigate her nose, Or when they give her n hot pack, And happen to expose her back, She never mnrmurs nor eomplainsg calm remains, But in her state of A credit to the human race, A blessinw on thee, Mrs. Chose! M Lea Smith Hillman to Adolph on Broadway while cn V.N.A. HUelking to re- duce or reduced to wnlking?U

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