St Lukes Hospital School of Nursing - Yearbook (Denver, CO)

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PTTY J' CORN Remember well and beer in mind, A real good joke is bird to find: And when we find e joke that's new, Please don't mind if the joke's on you. Dr. Wolfe in Circulntory Lectures: UYou all know what the inside of n corpuscle is like I suppose.W Miss Blnke from Audience: UI think we nll do but maybe you'd better cxplnin for the benefit of anyone who hesn't been inside one.H Frewen Philosophies: Birds of one feather ought to catch colds. Persons: I have spent eirht hours on my anatomy since yesterday. Pettit: How is that possible? Parsons: I put it under my pillow. Jenn Hicc'c fnvorite musical' com- position is HSodiumH,by Cnrbennte. Overheard: Umiss Brown his started to talk in her sleew.H I WHew is thwtrn I - H she recited in class this n.1.N Miss Cooper: Where does the funny bone get its nourishment? Miss Klippert: UFrem the humorous vein, I sugQcsc.W , the Dr. cheerfully , feel this morning ? pnins?U ' ' hurts me to brenthe.U Doctor: fStill more cheerfully, NI'll Vive you something thot fill soon stop thmt.H e WWell,H said UHow do you Any aches or X2 UYGS, it Uwhnt nn nuful Fish you .hnvc on your enr.U NOh, next to nothing,next to noth- in H fn ' 0 THE DREADED TRUTH I Of all Words uttered in earnest or jest: . , The swddest are these: e' HPrej1re for a test.n Dotty: Wwonder wh1t's wrcn: with my Big Ben?W Marg: nSpect thcre's dandruff in the heir sprinp.n UFlu Fluttern To dance it, 'forwerd, then and suqllow two sulfnthiazele,svinp your pnrt- ner, then cough, take two steps backward and blow your nose, then walt, home and consult a Doctor. +--Hey Fever. Muriel: USny, Dorothy, if you should die first,will you wait for me ll Dorothy: :HI supeose so, Muriel, I never went anyplace yet that I didn't have to wait for you.n Sinn' outside of Dnrlnnd's door, Ulf I'nm studyinr when you enter, wake me up.n A new dnnee called has been invented. you tnke one step sneeze twice, pivot Tact is that hngpy rift from the pods, VT the acquired ability of trninine that makes the blessed recipient always bestow upon other people, the comfortable feelinn of rirhtness. The jresent Freshmen class were exceptiennlly good Probies. They could take pulses without e mitch. Q:' NHhQt's nothine?U n: UA foctless stocking with the lor out. Nenrsiehtedness is nnture's way 'f making some people mind their Own business. Whenever you feel like fivinf your .patients n piece of your nine, be sure which giece it is, because it may be the jicce you need the Liss nronson is the one who put the sich in Psycholory. There was the iny Liss Gxseh came en accident on duty lookinp like coins somewhere to hipgen.

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C ORN Esther reports Watching an inmate pushing e wheel burrow upside corn. ' Hihy do you have it uoside down?H she asked. HYou don't think I'm crazy, do ycu?H was the reply, HI pushed it rirht sioe up yesterday and they kept filling it sith fr1ve1.H HYour heir needs cutting budly,H remcrkei the birber tc Porky. I HIC it eocsn't,H she retcrted,UIt 'is out bnoly the list tiie.H Tin Sent: How's your patient? Darlene: Nearly deed., Yan Zsnt: Gee, you're always lucky. Sen as you rip and you will not have torn uniforms long. A conscientious probe is one who woes on s este and worries her- self sick because she doesn't Q0 here and study. , Ani it's Deen who says, Hnnd you rust have patients too.H Sure moons of kcepinc St. Luke's :ash down--'Bolt it eovn3'. 'HDr. Chnxkcrlnin, can yfu help me? fy nzmc is Liss Juni--H. tSorry, I cin't io o thing for A 7-' it 0 H HI hear Dnrlmni brfke hor engage- KLQTL t a H ' UYes, Joe oissef conino one nisht and never broujht a Written excuse fret his pnrcnts.H llzri. ACTPJFNL smye, GrfwfUi is not the only evlfencc of life.H SIUDEHT IUhSE'S DInRY EAT.: Workcc overti e and very hifi, f3'Lg Eithsg boelice get beflei out every five minutes. SUI.: Quit training and get mer- ries. LCI.2 Gcfri, hrv'Z npqgf I arf: Svtur Senior Iursc: Gdeetr conquered Worlisl ledge. If the give it Coates: Cl ' 1 C onqueree books of know Sully Siter makes the stntementj shoe fits near it--if not to your sister. asses come, classes no, but I sleep on forever. - Hinmenb looking, egsinst Gullion: nirlish ery: I dontt think Im goods but what is myi opinrmi the rest of the world.. The way to keep that complexion is to hide end not let your younger-sister use it McKinney! My best frienee would not tell me, so I flunked my exam. Willson: Do you think 411 should merry e msn beneath me in intel- ligence--if pcssible. I sfo y,fy Pitts! Whit is this strenne power I hive over mon? . H . . Dudch: The only impediment in my speech is lack of breath. .i. Drake: nbout the time you make both ends meet, someone moves one of the enis. . ' Hzigfeynaiir Tforlfz, fsscinstes meg 'I can lock st it for hours. ' And it was in anatomy Laboratory that Katie loss informed us that the bones of the head were: s frcntil, two sidals, one topsl, and n bucknl. I'm still looking for the girl that defined s luminectomy as s ccessrisn operation on s sheep. Yes , it wus Vawter who thouoht and thourht over the question: What is the position of the fetus in utero? and put sown--HKnee Chestn. sq