St Lukes Hospital School of Nursing - Yearbook (Denver, CO)

Text from Pages 1 - 82 of the 1942 volume:

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R 'L'i1., Both Ashburn HAll that is best is sho.W Margaret Ashburn USO faithful in lovo, so s dauntloss in war.U Lorry Pfrimmor HA saint abroad, a devil at Mao Louise Parsons HSho has a way so to oonstruon Tloronoo Drake NQuiCk with words sho was.N Eornotha Andsrson Hwouli you jo yhat you ought and not what you plcaso?W 2 I- K' -' 1 'T' I. y, 1'W 'F'F ' .ffl ,Vg may , x .1 pg u wg I 'C Ii I 4. 0.120 l I gigs Ja' Q X vm 9 o x n 0 ' I . o i ' 0 -x i , ' ll -u 1. ... I I nl,- H r s 1 , n U 1 A n I r ru I ' 4 FI n -sw 'tha i be rife . .W lise Adolph Ieppy dGSDltC her little woeseu Anite Burr UHe who has patience.N rmm Darland We are such stuff as dreams are made of.N Jessie Led Hampton UThe whole world is a stage and I'm on it.H .ezel Percival UThe weak have fallen by the ,road but I'll go on.u Kathleen Moss 'W ho wouldn't love her?W Lenore Coates HFor all my enemies, my very ll ,M ...-- 1 'i best hatred. Ruth Gullion Unnd childish griefs I have outgrown.U '-w,-IU:- T'H-'-' ' -'i'-' .. 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We can't boast of anything in ourselves alone. rogetnerzp the studentsg the superin- tendentsg the staffg have worked to give the institu- tion the background that puts pride in our statement HWe're from St. Luke'sU. , K, In the class of '42 ten states and Hawaii are represen- ted. First we chose 1St. Luke's ,end then UHappy Day,H St. Luke's chose us. It, was an exciting day in the fall of '39 when sixty bewildered girls cluttered the halls of the Hallett home--we were eager 'to become nurses. We were impatient. And now, we look back on the three years that have gone so fast and wonder at the short period spent together. We're reluctant to leave the friendships which will mean so much to us always-- the experiences which have taught us, the instructor s who have tolerated us, the good-times which we have hed vivid in our minds. But, we're proud to leave with our St. Luke's cap,-so thrillingly different, so defiantg so proud, with.our white pins with red crosses, so syns bolic, so dear to us. i And so it comes time for.the class of '48 to make place for the class of '45. We know they're capable of carry- ing on the torch for St. Luke's.. We sincerely hope that the training school will carry on for another half century and more. May we say in'repartee--THANK YOU, ST. LUKE'S. Q ma 1 1 1 1 H. 3. 1 1 I, .1 w , ' A . 1 . ' il -- f .f fL5L AQ- -V 1 D ' ' .1 '- , Q R' N-f4E,la b'N': .sh-x 4 A , v ,TQ Nm .w . .,, . r : u f. inf' ' ' , NX' V X 3 .- f'5 f'K '.SXX, f',,.Qg'j.,, ' fi, ' ' r ' , I ' .,I,. -M' 5 , 'I . . i' J 2, . , V E' 'Q ff' I .- 'N 1:- - - . - ' flsff f 1 UPN QV '! 4 7 'Z ,P , 7 ,, T I , K UI xx I, 4 ' RQ I I ' ink ' ,A I ' yp2vf , X-, 'Q 1491 4 fy X V' XXL' R Fwx! ,Qi , xv Egfr x Af ' -Mr--fJx5 X , ,U XX 525,411 J. A C xx? ,mx I 'KX .I N t Q 3Ff-.irq that-in LN 'N- gg ' 'x -. is--Q: I iw- ' . 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JVM, A f J ly NQOS- , I . -- .. V Q-Q. lv if-qv , 4 . vnu- 9 f , , C ,., ' s K ql iff! ' y vdnsiro I 'Q ' u un - , 1 , - - I - - . A.. . Do you like nursing?. ere you glad you're a nurse? Indeed we ire!' we say it with emphasis. ' - As students v'e ?1'iv'e'had'ifnany sorrows on duty--misunderstand- ingse-reprimands-fjust and unjust criticism--shift of blame- things that make us eryf-things that make us burn with an- -80r', --q','.. 7i i, 'Z ' ' ' N - - we remember 'patients who have been so cooperative--so con- siderate--se congenial--they have meant so much in' the -struggle,m We remember patients who have been gruff, hard to pleasee-uneoeperative44they too, haveg aided mueh to make nurses of'us:' -,- 1 . Mf'g f 1. .- We have seen things that made our hearts ery--long hopeless struggles--sufferingF44pain+f-relapse-g-disabilities--disap- pointments. To eounteraot this we remember the fights to gain health, remarkable recoveries--pains and griefs allayed by nursing care--the smiles of relief and gratitude--the praise of head nurses and doctors. 1' y , ' ., ., ' .. , There are those things you osn't:take away-Qthe last breath of the patient as'they ended theirg part in .this strife-- the first ory of a baby--lifez These things are indelible in our lives as student nurses. W ...,, '.' -- . vi' We have shivered and'shook, shed.tears and have felt so low that at times we may have laughed in the faee of Nightingak: and packed and left the'profession.- It wasn't only that the trunk was full of discarded- thinrs in the basement that we stayed on. Something- held us.' It was those trillions of joys, yes, sorrows' toe, that the nurse knows in her daily associations with patients, Doeters, Nurses, and fellow workers. It was the sisterly attitude amonst classmates and fellow students. It is the nice things in trainin: that stir in memory. a E 3 We have hid three years of work, sorrow, laughter, and play. We love nursing and hope we may be worthy of sharing the joys 1 reil nurse enn know. E.W. ':fTb:W' W. l me ' UW s- I ' Q' , - ' . 1 otiss or '42 A Chief complaint: ndmirntion of stirched uniform and cap. Present Illness: For several yewrs we have been obsessed with this idmiration and in the late' summer of 39 tho condition became so acute that immediate treatment was imperetivei' 1' l Pest History: After seeing Hfho White Pnredeu end reading NThe 'lifi of Florence Nightinxnlen this desire was first noted. The on- set rms insidious, gradually nssuminn such magnitude that. on nuiust EO, ell sixty-one members came to St. Luko's to begin lives of student nurses. j' . 1 Physical Examination: :A group of' blondes,brunettes,end e redhead, hailing from north, south, east, and west is seen. fAppears to be n fell-nourished group of young girls. A Impression: ,Determination to mnho'goodr Recommended treatment: Anatomy--rubbed in well. ' f Bedpans--ns many as can be managed. Discipline--npply often. . .I - Lgfiterio, l.Ledi.ce--P.r.n. to keep oo1'hfort'nbloC?D Other subjects upon mdvice.' Occasional periods of lute nights. Eine-thirty's as Freshmen, Juniors, and Seniors,, Three months of NPed.H-1-therapy.. ' .' , Prejire for griduwtion. 5 ' , Graduation activities for duys before the.gredt step. To gridudte Ley 27, 1942. ' I A Diecherw, mt end of three years. ,, In return in September for final check-up. -l 1--Q Nix fm: . 2,62 sy,-, X.:, N lg 41,18 Mi MQ - :Q X.Qs.gg Env x in ..-..Q' ' --QQ...---' -- - -- il ,- .-,, , ' '-r-ur -- YJ-r - Y W J v in Q-1.-1,,,f xl ' - 5'--f'--' I ' rf: f,, -u,1- , - . -A,. - ,J , . X I 5-H f I Hi, l' camp Paoenrss Four score and seven years ago--or was it a mere two and one- half years ago? any number, well sixty to be exact--of home- sick frightened, green horn, inquiring girls set out to be little Florence Nhghtingales. My, were they surprised when they turned out to be Sairey Gamps. Well, that's neither here nor there. They started, and now they are nearly finished. This sad tale, spins lx from start to finish, their trials and tribulations,thetr heart aches and heart ,throbs their happy days, their sad ones,--in short dear . , NX . . xNNxEED , . , readers, it is s history 0 -rs EQQQN the siass of '42.' August 30--1959, was the red 'fxc - letter day. After waiting for what seemed an eternity each and every one of the sixty lassies embarked uponi the thing of their life. One by one they arrived. So many bags, lamps, cedar chests, I have never seen. WWho Nhhkggs your room mate?Ng Uwhen do we start to work?2, Hwhefexx XXdo'you live?WgWnren't our rooms cute?W,Gome and see us.U'lx 'X5sWHow do I.find the class rooms?W,-7all this could go on 'ibgx for hours. Everyone was in a happy turmoil.' Then came Ria the I.QL tests--Yffftlt was then that the whole class de- cided nursing wasnft for them. HDear me, sitting in those . s gg nasty old hot class rooms and trying to answer questions we've never heard of. Guess we belong in the moron class instead of the gallant, glorious nursing profession.U However, with let- ters and food from home, pep talks and the WDO or dien atti- tude--on the poor probies trudged. Their first stream having been crossed, they were spurred to higher and mightier des- tinations. ' r Ringggsgsg--0Oh, that alarm...If only we could sleep five min- utes longer--can't see why in the world they start classes so early in the morning. Guess it's so we will have more time to attend more classes. High school was never like this. Don't see why we have to learn all these ,things before they let us work on the floors. Wish I hadn't stayed in the closet so long last night studying my chemistry. And to be interrupted so many times by those graduates turning off the lights was most annoying. I'll never learn all those bones and muscles. Can't see what good that is going to do us anyway. And Mrs. Chase-- she just isn't the least bit cooperative--oh well, Ifd rather take care of her than to try and clean. Honestly, there just isn't anything left to clean but those instructors seem to find a bit of dirt every place they look. Think they must har- bor a dirt pile in some dark cleset. What's burning--oh yes, someone must be in dietetics class. It seems an omclet has turned into a cross between a door mat and a piece of char- coa1.W 5 Q ,-...GLX Ns A I 'ft K? ,A ...cz-. - .. ,A , ..................i - , 1 GsHP PROGRESS Page 2 November 20--we finelly get to go on the floors. I cen't believe it-- thet this, our ultimate end timely aim since-entrance is finnlly being fulfilled. HDon't our uniforms look swell--or do they???? Of course, they come to our ankles end below that you see black, black stockings, but they are our very own-ejust'try and take them sway from us. My eoodness, this hospital is so lirge--never knew it before. ,Now, did that senior tell me Uomdn's yes next tc the operating room or to the drug room. Guess I'd better esk someone else. Well, finally, I meds it. Now let's.see--first I get my grey pen and soap end water--our book says plenty of sQnp.ind ,meter to kill virulent bacteria. What was the first step of the cleaning procedure? Where in the world could Miss Gore have found any Idirt on the bed I just cleaned. Back to do it over ngein. Gee--don't' know why I get all thumbs when Miss Blake comes eround.. Gen you imigine--why one of.the patients asked me to-get n nurse for her.- Womder why she thinks lim here. November twenty-third. Hooray' end no classes--no cleaning, no isupervisors -- just hone-lull ,the food you een est, minus, of ,course, the bacon and toast for breakfast--and sissg--seed old sleep.j I think it's bliss... Alas, all the finer things end too soon...But, you know, there was something about the place me missed in spite of it ell.. After the pangs of homesickness were nursed, deer .oldi House of Luke end its Seireys pops into our minds once,ngein,we find ourselves counting the seeks:-even-days and hours until we get our.ceps. I f 'I So.it'vent4-from cleaning to carrying trays, to pnnhnndling, to rub- bing backs--and ,finqlly--yes, today we give'bnths.J WOh I got e big fat msn--he scared me to'denth,He-HI forgot to wash my pntient's leg.H ,HI couldn't find my'tetient when I started to make the bed.U--HIt only took me nn hour end.ten minutespn 7 H , i 4 ' ',Q . Christmas vncwtion--Well it was swell, but we hed sick: patients who needed us, ind besides, me one at home 'apprecimted'the-fnct that we were good nurses other than our fnmilies--soooo--to.put-itfnlnin-like we rere sled to return to our-careers. ' A 'I -'-4: Had We fenfxre or some house'tops to shout from--we would tell it far end wide that today, Mnrch.l, 1940 A. D., we, the Freshmen fnot Probsl of.St. L kc's Hospital receive our caps. No one in the whole class slept the night before, and ectuwlly, was there n patient in the whole hosgitsl who didn't know of the occision?--All of the meet minute de- tails were included. Thus it cnmei We,buried tour old faithful bleck stockings ind donned pretty white ones--which to us couldn't have been better than gold ones. Our 'hardest row had been heed, our biggest battle von--me all kncv thnt'when we said .the pledge. ,We.slso knew that everything had not been'in.vnin.J Yes, it mes worth it, e dozen times so. There 'were several eyes full of dew drops--msny trembling hands--ind e score of groud-jfrents,,brothers and sisters. HYes, our Susie is '-'A ell nn her T1j'bO being the beet nurse ever.W. Xy:qoodneer--n class is graduzting., Surely we cnnvt be Juniors nowhe- but sure 'nuff, we ire. Tho siid tempus doesn't'figit? e - 'I ,- 3urzcry....frcm all reports, I just cin't tackle the things they do up there. The dcctore-will scare me to-death--end all those instruments , ,... 1 . . , 1 - I .- wW,, ,m,. Mil W 7' .74 I GAMP PROGRESS page 3 look exactly alike. Why, I'll quit training before I'1l stay up there working a week of late nights all alone. And those uniforms--look more 'like flour sacks to me. .I'll bet one could get a brain tumor from wearing those hideous caps. Three months later--I've finished O. R. and I'm none the worse for the wear. And just between us, ---I feel so much smarter than my S airey Colleagues who have yet to goup there--poor kids. The new probies are here, and, are they a sight. I'1l bet they are much greener than we were. I never knew before that babies were so cute. W hy, who in theworld said they looked alike. Oh, I'm on maternity now--and of course,it's my favorite service. Gee--I said that about surgery too. Between helping mothers dote over their young'uns and trying to sell our dolls to raise money for the class--I'm quite busy. You see, we juniors have to earn money to give the seniors the best prom ever. I thought7A. M. was a terrible time to go on duty but that was before the diet kitchen. When five-thirty rolls around I'd like to heave tim alarm clock miles away. I wish I could ever make cream soup that did not have to be strained for lumps. And those diabetic diets-- a night mare. And I thought I could cook ---- W e won't mention what weight I gained--eleven pounds in six weeks.....And that ain't hay. Sorry I can't go out. You sec, I'm packing to move Yes, It's for pediatrics affiliation. .Oh, I wonder I'll bet it's different--I'll bet the classes are h was over, I decided to become a pediatrics nurse. W to spoil the children--how to talk baby tnlk--and a ' . to Denver General if I'll like it-- rd. Well after it hy I learned how wee mite of the Spanish language--adios, amigo--or I mean adios, Denver General. And another three months literally flew by. The other affiliations, Well, there the Saireys rent to three of the four winds. Some to Colorado General for Psychiatry. Here they were tempted to start tearing their hair and talking to themselves, but confidentially, the institution has never yet kept one of our nurses Our Saireys are tops as far as we are concerned. Here, I shall Stop before the reader gathers the idea that we are a wee mite prejudiced. The girls on Visiting Nursing were confronted with two great problems the corns on their feet--and just what the correct way was to wear those too, too elubby hats. O 3 The remainder of the affiliations were at Denver General for medicine. And do those girls love to spring some long medical to us, the less fortunates who didn't get over ther terms unbeknovn O So another group graduates. More new probies--and we, the Seniors-- thg elders students start our last lap.We had swell summer vacations, but frankly, our minds kept wandering back to St.Luke's and all the swell Sairey cronies we were missing. Maybe we've become exceeding- ly partial to the place. Well,back again,and feelinr swell about it. We even live on the top floors of the nurses' residence now-- we've actually worked our may to the top. S-q'4g:g- W A GAMP PROGRESS page 4 We're had some grand experiences--and eome end oneeethe sleepy Sunday mornings in-chapel, the weekly laundry--setting up nightly uniforms--H our zany impromptu tensions--our ,continual ,eating jdmborees--tede-- ,nrties-Qcldee picnics--fermdle--and ever eo many mere. ' ' A Ar K - .. ' We hid 3 swell time sneak day. ,Juet our'oWn bunch of Saireyge-and whg nie mere fun than they? - . . ' 'F The day cones--Lny,27. We den our white uniforms--walk down the aisle no get that long qenited diploma land -pin., Tnet'e when the sinking feeling you reid about in books creeps in. Yee, here we leave all our wecunuloied frien6e and experiences of the past three yeare......We leure it--hut ec ehov, we know we wcn't ferret-it. H ONE FROM ONE 'Thine Ere quite distorted, In n maternity, E'en mithemntice ie upset, l I'm euro you'll ngreeg Q For usually one from one ' Le1Vee'notning--this iSTtruG, But in the WMdtU none from one, ' Inririnbly leaves two. 1 v. 1 A THE TONSIL The toneil'e Such 3 little thing, It seems e dirty shane,- For everything that happens It must nlwnye take the blame From bnldneddedneeo to dnndruff, Including ingrewn nnile, The tensile meet come out at once, This etory rarely fnile.. Beyond the lips' vermillifn, And the tnete-rude of the tongue Between pillars of the feucoe Itw birth ind knoll are eurg, The crypte are pathologic, The ntreptecocoue lurks, , There Que exudes in qlobulee, ltr function thus it ehirke. It then ie wetted in qarglee, Sulfinilmnide the beet, 'Tie cnrterizcd-and threatened, Gone ire ith ily? cf TGHT, Poor ti mile tnue dieconrnned, Alive mad purely there, It.mi ht eurrive the treatment hut nrt the,tcneil andre. Hoe itil Belinda bv Frederick E. . f J Keller m. D. i ., , i Mi-:gi 9 Kgaj - 4. Lo 'Q in BL... ZA4 - , ibm ir ,.,.,..........,.,.,. ,,,,, S k I . i . , , e U 5 H A - R 91 s 'I' .qw nav? Q.. . My vm .fe-5' A .8 D ,7 ,sf x 5, 4-o iight-. ' ,.i,.'A env:--Q f 'L .C .. '1,,l, - fr fu--wk ---4' 1 CQ' Y Y -' V I . I -. , - V 4 :-v-uv , ,.Q,,ZaT'- , . .I I . fl xv-,Tj I A . . . I ' n ,rf I Aux 'Dr. Willsg Dr. wills,-1-calling nr. Wills. ' Q 3 3 Report to room 238 at once.W - R! f' 5 5 .These.ominous words heralded the passing of ':' x . J X 'Miss Sarah Gamp of 1942. There she lay, our f H+ X, Pj 1 once'strong and robust Sairey, drawing her . last Cheyne-Stokes respiration, and rapidly ' - 'changing to-a horrible cyanotic blue from.-X, l fff f Z.- , head'to footx Goodbye, Sarah,, you have It ' f gohe but we have not forgotten yous . .Nor has she forgotten you, dear underclassmen and, potential 'Saireys, as you will presently see. - , - f . , ' GLASS WILL y ' 1,-Vere Ringenberg, will my ary wie te.Mles' Judy Freeman. I, Dorothy Youngster,' 1eave hy way with 'the' army to Miss 1 Casey. , H 0 l y . y gg 1, Heeel.Pekeivel,v leave oeeey to those members Of the Jun- ior class who-are.being deprived of their education due to Hthe'long'strenuous walk to Central School, as for instanoe-- Ghush money may be dropped in a box left for same on sixth floorelf e . 'i ' Q' i,'Katy'Moss, will my blaseh sophistication to Miss Annamae Larson. A .l A . I, Dorwthy Fresen, will my secret rendezvous to Miss Glare ' bach. ' l - -A I, Jeenle Rico, leave my-effidiency in equal portions to G the very capable Misses Miller and hewis. .-11... ' 1 .+L 1 . A ,K si., . g . r ' QWQ I , 1 ' 5,5 ' v --,..-.. , NT x 'ir - s..---,-.,-f-'f 'Nl . Q . Q S .'A? xy X-Jf I L X X fj t '- n ' A ,-,,,,,.- .... -...1.g'.L.....--.--l-,,,, xx- jf ' ' - '-Q., KL ' . ,ff - . l L'--11,31 ol :Q15.-,-,,,- ' n 4 . . 1 s , . ' n Q I IN THE NURSERY In the nursery the other dey, I sat and held 1 kid, Just wondering if they liked to think As other people did. o wow this is uunior from his birth: The Say, this is quite Q place. I 'i ' ' If ... Delivery roomb sn they'o get me out of this And kinda wash my face. The nurse and doctor stand eround .5- Tell Mother I'm e deer. Shy cen't I have some clothes on, Den't they know it's cold in here? Ciotioes cordD I dress I had n herd time, snd why don't they out that rope? It seems to me they are pretty I slow, In fixin' up this dope. Shy, uhdt's that thins that had time nerve to follow me to esrth. Gould I have hed a Nwcmb-meteu? Or is that the after-birth? J At lest I've get n blanket on, Isguess I won't cet sore I spcse they have a lot of kids, And too, they minht be poor. Ye Gods! Uho's that with such n p . mitt That rave me such n smack? If thdt's the way they're treating me, I'm :eine to crawl right beck. fTo the Nurseryb Well, here we eo, I wonder nhere. Did you ever hour the heat? , The Way that gang is hollering, It Quit be time to edt. ffhe nursery nurse? Tell, here's another dame in white She thinks I'm just s crumb Tell, I can holler too, I guess I'll :hen her I'm not dumb. Ly f'ff, the Fey sho handles me Ycp'd think I was mnde of clay Ext I i'U.ppcr:e she lfnows her stuff Ent New iCe? she not that why? Gffd Lord! She's puttin? punts on mc, end W hgre codes 1 shirt I WC: r Hhtt The thinks this is, I'l1 f Y it her some dirt. CTQ ' is und Pal Eljf ,n4f' ic 'Sire VL della Old.Irz1l -.. L 'of' ...,, We wander 'round nt two A.M.-- Migosh, is that my Me? I sure get slickered in this deal. And I sm pretty mad, I didn't put an order in For n'buld-heeded Dad fTo bed? It's to.s crib for me, I guess I really do not care For if I've got to stay on earth I've gotta sleep somewhere. I sure feel toush, I guess I'll ,Q cry. I don't think I could smile. On second thoumht, it nouldn't Hurt to so to sleep awhile. CLsterD I 4 ' I Well, three lone deys l'ye been in Q here With not a bite to est. Why people like this bunch of Q Scots Would sure be herd-to beat. They let me pull nwsy on me nnd'not n drop I touchqr And when I howl they sey to Ma Hhs yet, He don't ret much.W end these old clethes ere terrible You can see that nt e glance I wish they'd take them off of mee -I know, I'll fix these pants! Say, tske e look in that next crib That certainly is s brat, Why only Mn could love me, If I had e face like that. and there's my Daddy poppin' in Of me to get n peep, I'll pretend I am s model sen And try to be esleep. Oh bcy, the old men fell for that, He's as sweet ss he can be, Just edit until he sets me home Hefll walk the floor with mei TIME OFF The trouble with the timeeoff Occurs 'most every dey, There elrsys is s mix-up With lots of thinss to say One nurse is sure to grumble, 'Ouuse her hours do not see, mumble, nnothers' sure to end shoot off miwhty freeg s on the rocks ide downn UThe mdnsrement i The place is ups All because she cen't set off worst I ever saw. To tske s trip to town. FPEYFPE, ss TILL pmec 2 'Jw Iv'Vf.'f' lJf'Y 7 I, Sally Snter ledve my doeesticity und ability to while the moments of life nwey to that old stey-nt-home, Mies Weller. I, Dolores McKinney will my fondness for Wom1n's lend I should knowl to Miss MeKclvie. I, Marjorie Hirris will my inquiring mind te the Kennedy sisters. I, Beverly Pitts will my itsy-bittsiness to Miss E. Hufhes. I, Frances nronson leave St. Luke's for Nile . I, Petty Ven Zent leave my swing and sway the Ven Znnt may tc'Iiss Krenn Price. I, Lcrry Pfrimmer leave my skirts, just long enourh to cover the sub- ject, but short enough to be interestine, to hiss Schmidt. I, Shirley Price leave Gereld fOvQrj my dead bodyl. I, Florence Drake lenvc my five dollar words tc anyone with the price. I, Etta Willmnn will my dininc room rifqle to Miss Jane Meyers,.handlc with discretion, Jane! I Helen Mikloski leive my red heir to Lise Betty Hill, who admires 3 that color. I, nrylene Chilton will my nisht-cluhbinr and fickle romnncine to Miss June Todd. . I, Hazel Gesch will my spirochetes and crewlinr thinps to next yeer's hicrobiolosy elses, but gledly. - - I I, Jessie Lee Hampton leave Dr. Jeurink's our to Dr. Jeurink. I didn't like it nnyrny. I,Betty Jenn Hclmes,leive my rindom sestures to Miss Laura Nell Bowen. I, Violette Lucas, leeve my his Sombrcro to anyone who will have it . Shake it off just before nearing. I, Louise Adolph, will my thorough enjoyment of the corniest jokes to miss Hamilton. I Myrtle may Pettit, leave all cowboys to the rnnnes and Uncle Sem, Keith reprctsl. I, Mae Persons, refuse to lemvc my Esquire cwrtoons ind Petty drawings to nnyene. I, Tsuruc Miotn, leave my student uniforms to the up-cominr Juniors with which tc dress their Chrietmms dolls. I, Normm Jenkins, lonve my rmilrond peer to next yc1r's probies rho pack q.0.d. iw ' CLASS TILL page 3 I, Clara. Anas. Bros-n, leave 'my fenxorikte exprcssic-ns iFJo1ffl1, 'Ycu're not kiddinfn, and HJudmeH to xissMracDcugsl to more ably express her ex- uberance. V I I, Lilirsd Klippzrt,ls1ve my tact in squirminq out of an uncomfortable position to miss Thcfpscn. , , I, Anita Burr, leurs my bed in 258 to hiss Stewart. I, Eernethn Anderson, will my divine men to Miss Dunbar. A I, lsrfiret Ashburn, leave my kncwlsdfe of medications to the Freshmen clwss. . ' ' ' ' '- c ' i I, Both Ashburn, leave my motherly instincts toward East High to Miss Eruwger. ' V ' ' l - ' V - r I, Horene Deon, leave my cfmplete obliviousness to the point of any joke tc Liss Hostettlcr.i' '- M ' - -' ' H I, Effie Leu Harris, the Nebraska Rus-cutter, leave my hairnet'to Miss Betty Irey. 'Hof Said. A I, Leis Hngemin, leave thzt fur-sway look in my 'eye to Miss Nelson. I, Gen Richart, lcdve Dr. Shsrbcrw to Denver General for the duration of my 3-ll duty, which at prescrt promises to be forever. - I, Bess Hcrinc, leave Hy fsithful chapel sttendincs to Liss Humphrey. I, gvrill SQCOHCI, will my gpcgd to 1133 Herman. , I, Llillicgnt Lexicro CC-1tes,lcn,1'.',f Din? Di-iii' to the VNn 'girls Cwithbest . - N ' risdccf. 4 I , U b U I, Euth Eiscihirt, litre Soir John to Irene Rich. 1 I, Kwtberine Lniiilla Dudek, will my sensational best scllsr HA Joke ff? exch ini E7Qjy Ogcnsicnu, t0 Aiss Phelps. 4 g I, E.r:1ji1e Jufi, leife if tzct and diplomacy-to Liss Hester.' I, iufn Gulliin, leave if beyfctiful black hair to niss Helen Gullion, ff c :ry on tic cli trtditicn. -- 'H I, E+th3r'Emutier, letr' xy frnnkncss and Very descriptive phrasing to gin: Hitch. -fi ' ' ' - I, Betty Vzwter, lcfrc St.Lukc': cntir4lj,to out all three meals-every jey sith xy rclrtivcs frow Powell, Uyominr. -A l I,Ifr11 E tr, will those digs after stats third to the Junior. Glassf nice logs nays, tcm. nn, re, tle cltizc 'Senior Cl ss, would like to rlonve our title of f'32iTQQf Gwinn, lrgt We cs:1't KGXU? to pnrt 'vith it. - - - 1 . , 1 I ..',,4 S v. 453. ..f. l ,,, ' 1 ?- .' nw. , ,', .1 , 11 N... . 1 Ii is ' webx if-fi - o I I f iw 4, I 2. I I ,.,..-.. f,p ' A ' .-Q-'A-M...-nhl.-...Li , X .Avi will I h K ' N s '. I X 5. . 1 . . N .. -- N-7 -N ' ' I I' gy--........ -. -- f . ' ' X ' X RXNW-,, . 3 3 , g ra ' I ., I -. d . ' - ' ., C .SMCIS mo I' ' H K-'X'---I4 K., H X , 'Sf '-NQQ --Q l-, .Y .- ...,.-N 5 '--.- 'y an . it -T-I' lrvlxi , . 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Can We've Too Those'gentle hands outstretched and still That toiled so hard for me. f My waking thoughts had been of one Who now to sleep had dropped, 'Twae hard to realize, oh, friend, hy Ingersoll had stopped. i I S... 1' 7 5 u .'xf5 ' Li CLASS FCEM We are the class of forty-two. For the pest F1 three years we've dressed in blue. The time approaches the fateful night, We'll exchange our dresses for those of white. Te've worked end studied with ell our might, And hoped in exams just once We'd guess right. We've supported Hour schooln staunch and true, 1 For we are t ne class of forty-two. The time will come when we must part, - And though t CAt this poi his brings e pain to our heart-- nt someone raises the question, Uls the pain due to heartbreak or indigestion?H We are quite sure we will find success,. Though that we'll be doing is just e guess.' But if you will all gather around, M 4 At About each member we'll give you the Ulow-downn J. Hampton is still the belle of the bull But she's undecided--she csn't merry them ull. fvorlqly no t D . ., ' .4 In Afgineetan we find C. Brown, Doing her be fIt's about t to N Cle s sn up the town,P timel f 3 T M. Ashburn referees the bucket ball game Betrcen her lO children--What price fame? fScrves her rightl - Lock what became of thot Dmrlsnd sirl 2 She's givin? the soldiers quite d uhirl.t CIt's all for defense? ' , D. Youngster has naked ue over to tes So ve can see Junioreequite smart for three. CThese fond mussel The Nightingale spirit burns in M. Pettit V ?he's a second Flc--and don't you forget it. Hem dull M. Spooner Walks 3 little wavy She's been that Way since she joined the navy. CDingncsie please? - R. E iscnhert'e beck in her home town. ehe just couldn't let the locil talent down. Poor boys i ' i An authoress became B. Holmes -M T H We think she writes the dilliest poems. CUhmt could you expectD As u school nurse we hear L. Coates HSay Ann QS she looks down millions of throats. fStill lookinv for the buried treasure? end Whvt is this TC hear of E. Hsrris Following Hthet mann from here to Paris. CPersiotencc is'd virtucl. T' . 1. Harrie is hoping for Q bid , , To be 1959's champion ouiz kid. r CShe'l1 anim r the duestifns4-not ask theml D 1 CLASS POEM Page 2 E. Sauter is teaching anatomy ' c Remember when she couldn't spell bronchoscope? lAnd that's so, tool ZOO pounds weighs A. J. Sater . She has steak every meal since she married that waiter. fThe piggy, P. Van Zant has gone in for glamour For her services there is quite a clamour. CThat's the way we heard it? Q p On soap advertisements we see F. Drake 'Your best friends won't tell youu--we think it's a fake CSome people will do anything for publicityl A travelling salesman wed B- Pitts ' We no sooner locate him than away he flits.' fwe tried to warn heri , ' F. Arenscn is a contented housewife We always thought she'd pick that sort of life. fBreakfast in bed--who wouldn't?J A. Chilton has become a bubble dancer She likes the outfit because it's fancier. fShe doesn't have to press it before going on duty? N. Dean is quietly winning her may She'll be a Usnooperviseru one fine day. v Cwho wants to bel ' r L. Hageman says her only wish is Her husband will help her with.the dinner dishes. fIt ought to be in the marriage contractl A million dollars made B. Judd Giving facial packs out of Denver Mud. CWho'd have suspected it?J A Pig 'N Whistle is'owned hy Misa Gaseh. She makes wonderful hamburgers-wstrictly cash. CShe knows you nurses? You'd never guess what happened to Makloski She's an F.B.I. woman--by goshki. Clt rhymes doesn't it?D . Mieta's gone to Pangc-Pango We hear she's Giving lessens in the tango. CShe wears stiltsl Gullien always looks asleep. She has a job counting sheep. fPretty soft? . K. Dudek's voice comes to us over the microphone. A career woman who Hlovesn to live alone. fSour grapesl . M. Parsons married a man named Preacher What's in a name--he's a dancing teacher. KHOW to be popular in lO easy lessons? A magazine salesman tricked D. Venter He didn't treat her as he oughter. CS he believed he was working his may through Sing-Sing? CLASS POEE Pile E Three husbands ne less has had S. Moss They find out too late she means to be boss. , CYou never can tell from their loeksl M. Klippert's a fugitive from juStiCe,' --'y-- .i CWe knew for a faetJ1Vf1ff',i.i 'iQ 'b. 4L',-,QE She tried to pay with a wooden eheekfher inoomeitax. CHo1rding rubber--tsk tski i 'r fe.2 - ,5..i3W4 Jenkins settled down to write' , ,.'5 ,s Ii' Mystery stories ydufdonft dere read at night. y CUnless you Want nightmeresl , Wy,,.-75- Q E. Ashburn feels'eftrifle shy ' 'H About heryjobaswe wander why2'f no . W , CShe's the fat lady in-the eirgusj -Q.n,g, , At all nightgspots-youfwill.see'D4 FTGWSH-+T', She opens the deer and yells Vwhatls doinfif a CPopcern5 eigerettes, Chewing gumif . f,t: nf Anderson's gone and changed her'neme- f' - But sheis giving baths just thelsemeL . k CShe runs a cet and dog hospitellu' ,, A sadder but wiser Q3l'iSiJ,jRiC6Q,f ,tw You eanlt be champion energy pie eatery Without paying the priceeey y Q, f .f C-3lCUtG S25-Stfiti-Sky' - L. Adolph basin lot of funfyy ig'ff..Ui1i. , Sheis tester fer Q factory msking,onewing gumy, H CShe sticks to her jebl +f3'f'i,5'gQ.fQ l,.. - nn invitation just time from Ag Burrf in ,,,Q , To visit her in Iceland-eitfs,not Very furr, CSerry, unevoidably'detxinedlH'-'C'5W37 - Horino hafta future bright' ' ff - ,f ' - 3 SHe's invented shoes that reelly,stny-nmite.f, CWhat will the Freshmen GCftQ eern.meney?D 4 In e far off eeuntry We spy V4.Luk5sf'f t.4f. She's the mmyor's rife ef the tovn'oi P3eukes.: CGQ on--look.on:jour map? hni, j u' . Mlffflbfi .rye PereiT3l his-Qone to Seat ' i' ' A7 cute 1 sailor is she can be. ,N, ,,i Cn crew heir eut3 M' 7f ri' 'v ,f'Hh -.Q Q Alexz on the enme ship'weffind,MeKinneyf'. fgq+3y Eoin? her research work on that story of MeGinty4p fHCW about Davy Jones?D f A ' 'tilQ-fn - :W qgff Pfrimmer is 1 shining light Hi A i 5 '- Playing ein rummy every night, C330 never winsl ff' 4, , Ri1'enber: his flown the ooop V' 'N She's trying to le rn to loop the loop, I 1516 is she ii2zy?U '91 y zfM',,j ,. Tillman is the Superintendent of Hurses.Q This Toes from bid to worse verses, , if fit kxvi to stciu sometigielil j , 5A,fy, i 1 Price was marriede-uh, alas V. 'MN ff .E New she his tC 7QW'tEei7rnss,fSQd story? u Riehert left us with 3 ciyhi , , j , .' New Che'e lsmrninz her to fly., ,, ,-M.. ITEC birds all'migruted Rt cneeD 'A i Thu: enieth the tile--no mystery, you see About what we'll be doing or where we'1l be. , l1i'!'vT 'r v,-l'r'W ' e . sNooP1Ne niro THE FUTURE We, the class of forty-two have called a class reunion here just any number of years since we finished training. Girls, you realize this is the initial assembly held in this brand new gorgeous Hotel Club rrom. It's been so clubby talking to those of you here. We're sad to announce that not everyone could come today-but ve have had re- ponses to all of the invitations. Shall we get a snake's eye view of what the Gamps of '42 are doing now? A letter from Chilton--the one interested in contagion--writes that she can't make it to the meeting--the kids, Egsie and Ooga have the measles. She's tending a chicken farm. She even dresses them for selling purposes. , Norene Dean writes that she's had hysteria for days over that joke Aronson told her the last year of training. She's happily married and will gladly tell you all about life in the Bronx. In Effie Harris letter, she writes that she's dispensing a special She get the idea while in training. The formula is especially valua- ble because the stuff tastes good, too. Lorry Pfrimmer get here. She's really happy we called the meeting for this spring. She's.asked us to ask if anyone has her plaid jack- et--someone borrowed it in '43. She's been home most of the winter-- no jacket and they've had a lot of snow on the Ranch in Yyoming. She's a nurse hostess on the Ranch. At eight P. M. daily over a national hook-up Vera Ringenberg, a dis- tinguished radio. commentator, comes on the air. Her remarks are of the Wllter Winchell type. You know, real speedy and no laughs. She has to leave early today to get back so be sure to greet her. Beverly Pitts blew in on a north Zepher. She's walking upright and holds her stomach in. She has to. She's lecturing on Orthopedics, includes posture and concludes her curriculum with an elaborate ex- postulation on the correct way to fall down the stairs. WOf course, there's a slight charge for itu. . Jean Rice glided in. She just slid out from under the wheel of a long yellow limousine. It belonxs to one of her boy friends--which one we don't know. Right new she puts in five morning hours as an industrial nurse at Kistler's. . Florence Drake: She too, has a time limit on cleaning the blanket closet. Her forefinper is flat from initiallin: dusty beds. You guessed it--Supervisor on Women's Ward of her alma later. , Last week Louise wrote,that she was off of men forever but today she whispered that she had found the one and only. He does have a mustache but in flat shoes he reaches to her ear. She's a sponsor of a St. Luke's class and is supervision the humor of a current weekly publrr ation at the Luke home. Sally Sater new has a nursery all of her own. Quadruplcts to bathe daily keep her quite busy. She'e seated in the last row pushing too full bugeies to keep those rascals quiet. Yes, they are red heads! srocrire rrro rss reruns 1 1'Psge 2 '. t D , , U , ,, s ,. . l V 1 . A . 1 ' 'V x. - , .. I - . Z , , Dotty Vuwter justo came up fron e South American. Hospital and she's eating s lunch she brought. Oh my yes, she's still under'two-hundred pounds. Amigos, go back and get a lineup on that Spenishfj .x- . A Miss Shirley Price-is 2 wealthy spinstergnho lives in Florida in win- ter and Heine in sumnerl ,, ' 3,', f . S '-- if :N 5 lie Parsons is here, but she's really nostalgic. She could never get over that hone-longing feeling. She's rorkins nt the Fort Hayes Cdr lege ns school nurse. .Thnt.keeps her near home don't you know, ffq Dorothy Youngster hats settled. dcim here 'l1'lV'fDGQ TfSI' and 'we do meanest- tlei down. Knomleiqe. acquired nt D. G. is now being applied. to a qunrtette of healthy little Buck Privates. -Q. - 4 , h Esther 'Ruby' Snutter is secretary-treasurerfo,fTftih,e Englewood 'Colorado Womsn's club.b Her- hands are cnlloused with trying to collect dues-s Hang cn to your purses girls, we're smongst dangerous people. V1 Eernfzcine Judi his the cl3ssQin'Nursing1 .frrts ffocebularyi. Enuncietion is her specialty. She has difficulty in pronouncing Trochsnterg it sounss like torchsnter. Look up A phrssis.. fi, ' ',M , W There was quite 1 stir when Miss Gullion-arrived, sShe dismounted her Iniinn pony-and had no eifficulty nt all balancing her three pspooses which she brought to show us. She cried UTimberU3 then, snntered into this room. Corny people--these Indisns, eh?, V ' u -W J - I see Eisenhert just left the room.- I know she's going to cell John. This is on the Q. T.-etney hiven't set s date yet, , gg ' Genevieve Richsrt is the 3-ll supervisor ,et St. Luke's. Ness we ex- plain shy? Te fender--ls it voluntary? -A .f., . Etta Willson is chief promoter oft the Denver U.S.O. ,There's some- thing qbcut 1 scliisr. what was it you once whispered about the uni- fcrz? Anyway they're really on the beam. . Li, ' - J A Princes Bronson-is icing private duty. Sho 'specialises in 'Lsmineca tomics. I think shefs still working on that belated case studyi They'rs hnvin7 su: sr classes nt'St. Lukc's now.t 'Muriel SQOOHQBT teaches envtcmy and they csn't get nerves enc muscles covered in the winter months. The firls ion't mind .though. Xurie1's laugh keeps thei'h1ppy. A l , A l' 'Q Across from the hocgitul, next to the interne's quarters, Jessie Lea Hizptox is runnin: 2 bike shop. The interns are just wild about her corn fone. Quite m plus, ch-wot, Jessie Lea? ' ' j 1 6 Eifizel Percir' l thfinfc'zt it 'vice to settle' in Alarskgi. ,S-he's still pur- suinr Public H alt? rim :fi viys. Yes, she's married. Her ,husband is dcirr cxperiacntml n'rl on riisins rubber in Alaska. , Zolcres LcKinncy juct ,Avo in by plane--lugsnge and boxes. You re- demlor t 'se jnckinf brx luV?nUe sho rmvcd about? She gets free pae- . . 1 1 :., 1. - .., , - ,. cure--ssc -s -n tlc ,ur,eg' ncrlnl Corps. ,Q . r SNOOPING INTO THE FUTURE , Page 3 'When Van Zant met Coates she toek out an envelop and ruarde-dly showed her one of those precious roses Herman gave her. She's now living a Herman's, whoops we mean Herm1te's, life in the mountains. Norma Darlandg she's wearing the gray lady uniform, sews with them for hours daily. She always did enjoy clubbing. You ought to talk go her if you can think of a good way to break away from her in an our or BO. ' . ' Hazel Gasch just now came in. Her eyes are all red, perhaps a sad show Hazel? She's posted out at Fitzsimmons. Helen Makloski is still trying to decide what man to take and whether to cut her hair or let it grow: She's an air-hostess out on the West Coast. Lollie Hageman is down at St. LukeFs on Children's Ward having her tonsils out. It would be nice if someone would take her a hamburger with dill pickles. She hasn't been working for sometime. Anita is unable to be here today. You will be amazed as I was to hear that directing her troop Cfemalel in Uncle Sam's army by the click of her false teeth, Sgt. Burr is highly respected. Housemother K. Moss his a technique never before equalled in clearing out the boy friends for the Luke House Nurses Residence at ten and twelve P.M. Unbeknown'to her the girls are calling her Meanie Moss. Margaret Ashburn is famous for her excellent diet column in the Chi- cago Tribune. .She flew in last night and said she'd rather not dis- cuss 6ietary.problems today. Kay Dudek knits along with Wally in the British Red Cross. Wally Simpson, I mean. Normie Parr is a nurse on horseback in Kaintuck. There's quite a con- trast between her and her white steed. Normie always the outdoor typa Bess Herino--found her calling to be dietetics while she was in the dict kitchen as a student. She even refuses to have days off as head dietitian. 1 Betty Jean Holmes married Rip Van Winkle so she could catch up on her sleep. Wake up Betty, the meetinr is about to start. Coach V. Lucas pivots the Denver Dry Basketball team into shape for the coming season. By the may there's a championship game between them and St. Luke's come Friday night. How about sticking around. Flash!! Dorothy Frewen had been the star player until she slid and fell because of a plastic bobby pin on the floor. She fractured left tibia and fibula ani riaht femur. She hoped to be able to be here in a wheel chair today. Perhaps she'll be down later. Hanger L. Coates fights forest fires from her Rocky Mountain cabin with her own patented invention. The device looks like a giant hypo- syringe and works like 1 machine pun. You remember Lenore's enthusi- asm over giving hypos as a freshman. smoorrne 1rro'THEQnUrUsr,,fj'P5gs14,.. The former Tsurie riots spends most of her'time telling little Sure, Ruse, 1nf.Turner,-stories'of,the.Unitee States. Ii' s'eh1nge of environ3ent.mnd nine has certainly made Norma Jenkins a firm rife. She loves all her little chickens, ducks, rabbits and esp- ecislly her lambs. ,me .,: ,-- '-Y. A, A , - 'deg off futy, gilired Klipgert'tesched South American dnnoes,to-her emgloyer, Dr. Hinsen--remember '4l.sndjV42? f' '- '- i,U' 3 Greet 4iisCussion in the 'religious'worli his been mode about n new pission on Larimer Street, sttrteo by the Rev. and hrs. John Lilliput Stitionei it Hong Kongghsrjorie Harris is with the information bureau of the trans-universal travel service. .- i' f l N Petite Pettit is singing throity Cane we iren't-just clicking our teethl blues on Tony Inrtinls provrem.. Nice work, there,Myrtle Mae! Beth Ashburn blew in.this morning. 'She's togned out in a ski suit!! Little jess she know the ski season is over here. Beth is teaching the younesters how to ski in Sun Velley,'Idaho.f A j. 's ' Eernethe snderson's stilllmiking up time. She came down today ion s ride split.' I think she said that shefs waiting for a call to leave with the base unit to Treasure lslend. f 'A ' , Well, that vinis up qbout everything ioesn't it girls? 1 Gut of the sixty :irls that enterei in '39, forty seven grsduited',in 43. The rest of time is reservei for just clubbing as no one can do better than our own Sniries. ggy We meet igsin soon. A.. , H . y ' . S IF ' y .' If you cor keep your heoi when all .If.you cen.stny out ten minutes' ibout you iThe Uocttrsl ,' . siter mienight S g,, are lcsin: theirs Tia blaming it Ano for six months have your late on you, ' permits tiken away, - y - If you can trust yourself when all i ,'- y' ,A A elsefthe heed nurscliouot-you, If you can break thermos and hype :ni .'.'. ako :llowinoe for their doubt- neeiles ' Q ing toog y D And psy for them as cheerfully ss - ' ' ' youqoughtgk' U f ' If you own mile when all the bells -If you can come when oilled 5350 ore rinsing, ' in the morning. - Er Ani Footer: stuns there nsitinr by And with no frown upon your face the dccreg H, bejoaughtg ' If ffl ovi turi to fone jorr new' A ' ' . ' Q QIOf.fl3 ir, i If you een fill sion hour from Ai' vxiligr, tell her, gmf the utilm 4 seven to seven K 5 5 ity Tf7f 'lofr, I With useful Work, and still feel , -' i M J nono'thc worseg , If yfu c'n ccge U yinrte lets to Yours is success and all the joy ' eimxvl , ' , thstfs in it if lose yfur ifurr for ego long, ' Ano which is more--yOu'll be h 'rfeif r HSure Nuffn nurse. .4.1 ' J I v 5 K 1--ig 'QI' rx-.iw N 1 1 J' ,I I ' '. 1 1 ati , .' sw 'K Cl '-Cui B, P11 .C ' An-4 D ht-' ,P X ,L 've -1 X. X 7' Q gn wr., if L ., X 4 1, 1 fi XY. gill? - ,X -.3 3 I. L TBP-' W' WW? i . 5 f ff' P l5 WW'WHv1ww'U 'w' 1IWf'q A PIPE DREAM sday evening following the monthly Dr's staff meeting in the t Home class rooms, the atmosphere was indeed blue. What at they ,cqnc1uded.their lensthy discourse on Hwhy Patient's Leave ir Terrestrial Hcmeu- I When suddenly deep sleep-stolc.' over them they too, passed'on to the Happy Hunting Hunting Grounds. ' ' McKeen, the first to enter, was'greeted by'a flock of beautiful phs who presented him with a diamond studded case for his glasses t he fixed his stern gaze upon them and thundered, HLasses, would you please clean those glasses?W '- i ' L -- - A cheery tuie came floatinr up the Golden tairway and with a UGccd rninru, Dr Standei tri p d lightly over the sill A red haired anrel greeted Dr evans and pre cnt d him with his harp and a brand new hymial Cunnin ham was press ted with e made to order .rece of majestic ropcrtions and rewaided the ingel with a dazzling mile crty fiv minutes later Dr Taylor entered .-ccmpletely,'eXhsusted. cor soul, he had had. herd tin, with St P t r and could only gasp ,eakly 'Has Dr Hasty come J t?'-g i .., I 4 U f ' p 'hour elaspsed and there were many new arrivals. Dr. Heusinkveld was discovered passing applesw around and .sitting upon a billowly cloud was Dr. Williams preparing a Patholcry lecture. Six angels had faintcd in their efforts tc transcribe the lecture and Dr. Mendenhall was frantically administering first aid.j Dr. hizer was also hurrying Qc the rescue. At the foot cf the throne lookins for an elevator was , f large figure, and he was carryins,-a small black bar sc they all' 'lnew him to be none other than Dr. Connor. U up Q: ' in a far-off corner lookin? very dejected sat-Dr. Higbee.. He had to give up his practice an no,urctcne could be found there.' Dr. Haggart goes making rounds in company with Gabriel, They were soon joined by ltr. Gattermcle and Dr. Chambers and they presently stopped at a stand 5 resided by Drs. arndt and nrndt. The were4pourins over records but A ' - f . ' ' flocked up to sreet the new arrivals. ' v ,: rDr. Wolfe was all alone cn 1 single cloud. Hisggbygmomanometer had :refused tc work, and he was flushed and ill at-ease.' , , n s. Maul, arneill and Osborne were attuckin: an emaciate cloud with pels and rctractcrs and hcmostats. ' 'little farther on sitting under a canopy cf fin leaves were Drs. d, Barnard and Hendryscn imbibinp-huttermilk. They seemed tc having difficulty with their straws. 1 5 Lipscomb has substituted clo ds ff r'll u Jr yl cvs for his laminectcmies. Cooper was frantically seerchinx for a clear store with his black s. Dr. Carmcdy was-seated on a cloud mastering the art of paint- his fingernails. Yes, 1t's a Brieht Yankee Rcd.' rvvvvvuv-'11 1 I n Y FOX PAWS Remember the time Dottie shook hends with Dr. Deeds!! How did she know he wanted the chart when he held out his hand... Or the time .Mossie combed the. diet kitchen for a tomato ripener Our less Gasch, once--it seems-- and ONLY ONCE, proceeded one day in surgery to change stools for Dr. .burink Without telling him. And, my dears--he sat down before she had replaced the second stool. Her face was very, very pink. While we are on the sjgcct of surgery--wonder if Coates ever learned that tonsil snares don't belong on the floor? Dudek loves to sew. In fact, she loves it so much she scwed up all the slits for the bands on baby shirts in the nursery. Were they tied up in there for a long timeJ!- T HStinkey Darlandn must not like our uniforms for she etc a whole meal one evening before she realized she didn't have her cuffs cn. Why Rose, you'know better. Willmsn simply doesn't know her anat- omy. We once heard her tell e patient that one gets respirations from the wrist. Tek, tsk. T, ' Our true Sairey--Sdirey Burr, is, of course, the instigdtor of the nemo. The time--probie days, the pleco--surgical ward, the reason --she evidently thought bedpin covers were made to leave on beds instead of to cover bedpdne. Did Holmes really throw s chart st Dr. Hnggmrt or was the chirt clamp loose ec she seid??? ' At any rite, first north hell ,looked like 1 snow flurry of chart papers for awhile. ' ' ' N ' A K I 'Member the night X Ringenberg darted out of bed to scrub for an emergency tonsillectomy! She c1n't forget it. Did Chilton ever squirm in her black stockings the dey Miss Bickle caught her kill- ing green snikec with hooks, hooks,on their tails for d patient with D.T's. Moral!-maybe the pdtient isn't dlvnys right. Mny'be the nurse isn't either. - - - We have to snicker up our sleeves every time We think of the clmer ri-cal who foke up the nchburnc, Moscic and any number of others by setting all the ilirms for 3:00 A.M. one morning. New who in the Wirld did it????? Ask mice Blike some diy--preferably 1 Tuecdmy next Juvember, about the diy who etc giving the vide-eyed,probies the prceedurc on bed- piinihg. It ctdrted thuoly--H Scream pntientn. Excuse please-- H3creen pwtientu. ' lxrge Hwrric his lewrned her leccon--yes, the ,herd way. Never leirc the miter running in 1 bwth tub., It ien't any' fun to mop flcfrf wt lO:ZO P.M. The residents of sixth floor seriously cen- cidgrcd chipping in to buy 1 rev beet for reicone pliin to be seen , I , ' A PIPE DREAM PAGE 2' v E Er. Hegner was swiftly teaching the angels to work swiftly, quietly and demonstrating his hand position and on success he whixpers WThank you terriflym. Dr. Whitaker had a special Crown for remembering the exact dato twice in May '42. DT. Wollgast whisked in and queried af- ter his problem child, Dr. Ruzicka. Dr. Whiteley truckcd through the door with the stork lassooed and well in hand. Dr. Sherman Iillrams came in. His robe was massive. The angels could not understand why he had a tight belt in the middle. Dr. Robert Jones queried as to the whereabouts of the tiny cherubs. Dr. Macomber sat on a cloud waiting patiently for a Doctor fr Angel to trip and fall so he could be pressed to do a skin graft. Drs. Deeds and Kemper werenht even sociable, they were finishing up charts from the other world. , The Drs. Perkins were there en' msec. Dr. Jim was entertaininga whole flock of angels. The anesthetists Metz, Evans, Campbell, and Weirner were overcome with Nitrous Oxide L aughing Gas. Dr. Newman was developing a kyphosis from dodging the lower clouds. Dr. Lawrence was, explaining Neoplasms to an intent listener, and hr spelled out G+ArNPGPEfH just as he had taught the class of '42 tc spell epithelioma. OOOOOH there were many more, some busy and some otherwise, but before -a complete survey could be mid: a mild Colorado cyclone stolein durmgh a crack in the North window of the class room and with prodigious yawns the slumberin: group awakened. 'ffgf F'1 will-ull Q ' - .- Y U . Q.: .NF A. ,-l. h J., N I t 1F? . I U. '--4 ' 'vi ,-:... . . . . - - -- . . . . A .. 4. . - ,- - A I . I w .. . .,. 3 1 Thzt if hee were 3 Bishop instedd itat if.Lduisc were e Benito in- 9 ,cf s persons? I H stead cf an Adolph? ?hnt'if'Gen'hdd'd-p0cr'hedrt inet fnnd Mildred W shedrGrjinstend'of. stead of a Richdrt? d Klippert? :.Q .' 1 2- That if Pat were d Van's Uncle in- What if Katie had grass instead 'H stead offs Van Zsnt? '-' L' H'fH15 1i4cfCMoss?f 1 .gr,f+,,'r x And Beverly had wells instead of and Dorothy had water instead eff Pinfff- . . e t e . eff . . .. , ' . ,, -' ji .- A. .i,,..,9: I .. . ., . 1 4 Thet if Dir thy were an ddult in- inet if Alice Jean were an angel ' rsteed of e-Ycunister?' ' i. - tfllw R :instead of-d Sdter?'fJ . And Anite-dere 3 reid insteddfof' ' Ynnd Bernithdiwereedehntsfscnjin- 1 Burr? . stead cf.AndersOn?35 f M mint if Beth Wire burned ashes 7het f , if Dcrcthy were feudinf in- -.instendgcf7Ashbnrn??f' Jffw- . roof , igtgqd ef Frewen?fm fQTf and Erwnces were ArenTs'deUdhter+m 'And Ruth were e wulley.insteed of ' instead cf Aronscn.5 '- 3 -W' I' .- M .T fe'Gullion?Y Vff li,Q-of That if Ruth were lsen fldss in- That Tsurue were just an iota in- stead cf Eisenhart? stead of Micte? and Esther 1 Welder instead of d And E. Faye and merge were both 5 L--,. - ' ' :dutteig terraces instead of That if Lencre had socks instead Hdrrises. of Ocdtes? T'Qt if heriel were a necker in- Agi Lqig were Q hdnrwdn instead stead cf m Spooner? cf n Hardman? And hardy Dundwey with Ashburn? Hit if Qnzel were 2 turner in- What if Bessie could bustle and ritelid. of Percival? Hr-rincfhurry now. J? -gd if Cldrm Anne were green in- And lorry were a swimmer instead stead of Brown? of e Pfrimmer? That if Imran were m Sreethenrt that if Etta were en ill men in- insteed cf 1 Ddrlnnd? stead of 3 Willmmn? And lyrtlc L17 were to strike it And Shirley shct the dice and instead of Pettit? paid the Price? it if Key ters 1 Fivncis instead What if Helen were my lest chord of m Dudek? instead of My-lest-key? 1-.ni Burnie '1 dnd. in futcird cf fi CE.'i-21kles'f.ki?P Judd? And if Nnrms putted high instead whit if Jeanie had cnrns instead cf making Parr? Cf Rice? that if PeeNee were d Mdnikin Aid Hzzel were Q cut inztedd of d instead of 3 Jenkin? Queen? And if Lncws were a Pansy in- stead of 1 Violet? lf.t ij? Drwke '- iiwz Sir Etnrncis in ce d ei Florence? Whit if Vern were 1 chiming vilm and i? Jessie L31 'ern 9 iwmper lane instemd of e Rin?- ii tewd of 3,Ek1gptCn? enberg? Het if Betty Join hid Hcnses And if Norene were s Bishop in- izfiefd cf Helm s? stead of 1 Deen? .G Arylene were Q fetrcn insteid fhet if Dolores Werf'm MdcQueenie nf n Zhilt n? instead of McKinney? 4 is .xx X5 lui 3 A'-' N Y ,l 1-an l .EQ I' K 1 , , W 1 -may Yan. 7 1-1uAf f'lN 5 , hip- -'udllvw 'I- gl' Hill' 4-fypnvm an-vw ,, ky a r J V.. r+ V+ '51 o I HV. 1' u 0 .1 . fi! I v 'Ode to the Class of '42 w,cApO10QiOS to Kiplingl If you can please-the supervisors and the doctors, The superintendent and the patients too, The patients families and your senior nurses 1 'Tvould seem that you'd have quite enough to do If you can please the Czarines of the pantry and the Napoleon's who massage and bathe the hall And yell at you for not walking on the ceiling, Or-smile when you have lost your beau's phone call If you can please the internes and the house doctors and hold your tongue when the buck they try to pass Or when ohambermaids and elevator workers Think the dey is lost without their sass. tears when in the drug room If you can stay your They ask for whom and Why you want their Wares, Send you back pronto for prescriptions And make you climb shot seems 2 million stairs. If you can survive four in the operwtinvfroom With nTie my rownn and Hhand me this of'thatW, The wild excitement of the doetor's scoldings Still don't give up and leave your training flat-- If you don't svenr the night you've get a heavy And are informed it's your turn to relieveg end if you still stick when lyinr toneues are rampant And those in charge seem disposed to believe. If you Sign If you When If you can the can you CQI1 slide pastf?J it nearly day break book and make it look like HTen o'eloekH fool the superintendents and the nurses go hatless for a walk around the block, keep your head when bells around you Are ringinc till you don't know what to do If you can keep your heart when handsome internes are losing theirs ond blaminf it on you. If, now that you have finished training You can look buck upon this life as mild Yours is the earth, but I'm here to tell you You'll not be a nurse--you'll be a saint, my child. - 1 'W - 4 INTERNITIS Internitis is possibly the most prevalent nnd persistent disesse oc- currine in s group of student nurses. For Freshmen it is inevitable end unfortunately is apt to rcoccur st ony moment in the Junior year, but rarely is seen in the Senior year. It may spread with greet rs- pidity, csusinf irreparable damage to normal, henlthy inclinations. The two stares of thissmnlady are: first, an acute period, the onset is rapid but soon nbntes after n month or so, becomes quiescent run- nin: into the second or chronic stgte. The acute stare may be recovnized by s tendency to self-consciousness --3 curious rinxlinn of hot and cold sensations in the vertebral re- r-e:. A sliwht rise in blood pressure and also nn inclination to pull Cifxi ibdcmon taut and to elevate one's chin in sn sttempt to oblit- FT te sny snecinr of the tissues when Walking by the interns' table. In rare cases n desire to out-shine and out-study each fellow-worker seizes tha victim with the hope that exoollinr will elevate ones food nunlities in the eyes of the internes. This reaction is most denser- ous, uno may drive the sufferer to insanity. The chronic stave in time produces n flushed complexion for the vic- tim due to continusl rise in blood pressure snd the rapidity of the heart beat. There has been known to develop e distinct lenninw toward Chgyne-Stokes respir A'-. tion in presence of his majesty, the Interns. Treatment: Once the pstient is nwsre of her condition she should en- deiuor to cure all illusions and glamorous idens from her tortured mind by observntion. Notice the intern's tendency to obesity, his gvidcnt lnck of heir, his rnnner of advising Staff Doctors,his horn rimmed specticles, his noble effort: or attempts nt jovinlities. In gost cosee this simple remedy is all that is necessary for n com- plete and immediate recovery. However, if the symptoms continue for qny lan th of tire, more severe messures must be employed. ni effective second step is to scrub for one of the nwesome crentures ccntinuzlly hen ing him the wrong instruments, nsking naive questions with 1 r piiity that will entirely divert his mind from whatever he f tryin: to Fo. Ccntnminnte every sterile field in siqht nnd ns n 'igsl touch, nz? him to scratch the right side of your nose. Cases ff Int:rnitis are rare indeed what won't sive wny before this treat- Fyt oeruncs ns Q suitnble ondine this drastic notion will be necess- xrv, ---- have i dnt: with one--I dare you to! Ig nfagmry: Int rnitis nicht have rnth,r idealistic effects. We 'Al f r?at r'-, soho l of nursing would be Without end intern? There is ii :':bt as to thg vnlue of the interns plncc upon this evidence of 1 ei? diuresblenoss. They .- ometincs need their ego inflnted byls pair cf lucid eyes :nd m wcrcnipinc mttitude plus very flattering attention M' 'gy rite, it's s lot of fun, isn't it, girls? N 1 4-1Ji7 'H t rvr' 4 4' ,I Presi ctsss or 1944 orrrcrns dent--Barbara Carpenter Vice President--Betty Irey Treasurer--Hope Miller Repor ting Secretary--Dorothy Hansen Corresponding Secretary--Dorothy Warriner n A Spons On August sv, 1941 or--Frankie Gore . , sixty-one girls of varied sizes and shapes arrived at St. Luke's Hospital.4 Six weeks later the shapes were even more varied and none were notice- ably smaller. Class election was were chosen. 1Thus cessful career for We participeted'in parody on the sons and tribulations a held, and the officers and sponsor besan what is hoped will be a suc- ancther class of nurses. our first social event by doing a HDo I Vorryn, forecastinv our trials s probies at a welcoming party given for us by the upper' classmen. A tea was given for us by the Auxiliary Ladies, and the class attended a party at St. Johnfs Cathedral during the course of the next few weeks? Our class had the usual problem facing it of how to raise funds. We solved this by serving breakfast in bed to anyone who wished to dine in luxury on Sunday morning at a nominal fee. Another meager source of in- come was our shoe cleaning project. Anyone with a nickel could get a super-deluxe cleaning job done on two pair of duty shoes. Our was and first attempt at entertaining Us rest of our school done at Halloween. By diseuisinp the lower halls the recreation room with luridly painted newspapers we managed to create what we sincerely hoped was a very spooky atmosphere. Entertainment consisted of several skits depicting probie life as we saw it and ranving from UYoung Love 50 Years Aeon to Whinnie the Moocher?. Following said proaram refreshments wer: served and the room was filled with the pitter-pattor of so many hun- dred fect beztinp out the rhythm comin: from a piano and an apple-box drum. Tscks wont by and wc struiwlod through Anatomy, Micro- biology, and Chomistry snccossiycly, tryin? moanwhilc to learn how to fake Ecds in thc cost accoptahlo-mannsn Our first wccks on thc floor worn hcctic for cvoryonc concofned. hiss Blake, out vofy capable and wcll-liked Iursinf Arts .instructrcss must have dospaircd many times of over making nurses of ns. 'Such colossal mis- takes havo probably nctcr hcfofo boon witnosscd, except porhhps by thc proccdiho classes of freshmen. Hhand Cnc his? A blithcly yiving a rcctal.thcrmomstor por youth. Hi: classmatc, hiss E, showed unusual sympathy and tact as indicatcd by thc following' convdrsatioh: Patient: Hhufso, I'v2 had an--ah sort of an accidsnt.H Liiss B: fall'hIi?fht and ready. to listcni Oh, you did! Than Sid it happen? During tho holidays?U y Hof facs was a noticeably dccpor shade of pink when tho nature of the accidcnt was more fully cxolainsd. l 1 '4 It fould soon this new class has two outstanding traits, enormous acpotitos and healthy lunfs. ,It has bson said of us that no uncouhtcdly can ontcat' and outycll iany crcvious Hroup.' 'c bout our titlo with duo amount 'of fodcsty until suddenly We found ourselves campuscd foi- Musss what? Tho third nnliconssd'dosocrt?' No! thosc wild scfca S'UHT could hs hoard cchoingin.ouf corridors when lights wsff snoposod to he out. Folloyinv this chastisoxcnt, self-appointed monitors could hc sccn--- darching vrinly up ani down the halls With fingers to lips Ushoshingn yiolontly. nftnr a Wcok wc wore onbdid That little coisods out the noisc doin '1. hy half. at last thi lonf awaited dats of cappinc, February 22 lC42, arrived. Thats tors 35 of us lined up in front of th? Hallctt Hoyc to hs photoffaphcd in ou? uniforms stout to hi qriccd with cuffs and our hcads with caps. lllncii, unfcrtun ,i'- taly, had boon tho chicf factor Mirc- jucint our class no bcrehip. No xero Ki iillod with pridc and a ocnsc of achicvcwcnt thc nicht we carried our candlsf and stooped up tc hrs. Propcr and Miss Wolf to have cdr caps pinned on for thc first time as Mrs. Ecniiog cfllod our nqmcs. Lost of ,ourgfcmilics and fricnds w,fc hsr. to yitnsssv this creat, syont in our lives, held in th: louncc of the NUTSfS,HOmQQ 'ly ICM vc dr: fl ci ht-hour duty,. and'it.is our foxprsss kbps that mf 134 shi? ,-,, to.ow3ry our share of thc fcspons ililitv ,ni duticcg Thntfrc lack in ,oicctidnccni and V , n, , M , 1, .. .,..f .- A .. ' i ,.- ,, .V 1 ., '-, .: . - - , ,Qc l,x ,, 'o ill, ,ide fin? to in,,e11o fci ,n1'villinn- 5 ' . -, . ' -- gf-.fa - 5-1 ,, .J O .v . I , ,f-0 f N if ax -51575. fx f . W-Y , 1 I . 1 Wk Y .IIS u WYE f 'fl 17 x 41 I - gx X, fi ily A XX. - Lf! f ln ,QXA X x ,u ,fjsx 1 X 7 14. ,fif Ik. fx X Q-A fFQQfLf2 f Nj KN iq J f Yvffz ,ff .M-L,-24x Q-if -147'-f,fX,'x 1,451 'fi . ,Xf af if V w , X XA ' . if ' O .' R V. . v 1 ,y gn. I f 5' H X 'pu Q j XX X QU 1 A M Ji ' M X X RX' xxx X f I M - X 'N N ,f ' --f N XX -S W .M ..'. -.Nj 4 W V! '-'7X.T,.. - , N , A g fig 1 32 . ' 4 U 1' 2: ,U rf-i?'?,,Q i-197 1 , . 7 1 X .-... '4'. T'N -Qi I .-..-.gv.o-., ,, - ' '-.... .-.-, ,1- ' Q- -...- A- .D bC-5:1 ' .nf Kf, Lg cgv I'M IN THE NURSERY NOW! There comes e time in e nurse's life when she is trained--end howl It is the time when she must say, HI'm in the nursery, now.H That is the time when you must deal with Jews and Gentiles, toog And make the babies think you love them as their mothers do, There're babies there mho's noses rung they're crying all the time. You eouldn't hire them to keep still with dollars or e dime. You And You take their temps and change their pentsg und meter all when you finish with the last, the first one cries for the groupg soup. lug them out quite petientlyito Mother's fond embraoeg And ill the time you'ro Wondering how Meme could love that face. You plop a crying bundle on the bed with sighs quite deep The little imp will take n look end quieklyjgo to sleep. For ten whole minutes reigns and thengthe lights appear And meme says, UMy bnbe's1through1don't youfthink he's a deer? HDoes he behave himseli.endfdonft you think he's smart all right? Don't you think he is a durling?' Does he sleep almost all night?H Oh, yes, he is adorable, helniever ories' nt ell. And to yourself you murmur, NHorlthnt5little brat can squall.n This Mama says, Hhy bsby's met., Will he be changed o.k.?H You say, HWe ohenre these btbies pants mt least four times e dey.U This Mama says, Wwell nurse, you know I certainly em stumped, I oouldn't woke the bvby up, I guess I must be pumped.H oh1n2ed.1nd fed with fingers that are deftg ' 1 You get the babies, You start to chart- -Q visitor points, V The third one from tne left. --UlCk:Up the kidg the right one you have found. You drop the chart Proud pnps has a puzsledflook, Nl guess theyfre ohnnged eround.W UThet's not my baby--show me mine! That onekthet is so bright.H You have to stop and get the name or insult the min outright. So on it foes and we should give the nursery nurse e bow. 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B. ind ?End of trvininw? 2 Thtt rirct hygodertiot to your Gzincn P17 class mite? V Drawing the wrong thing under the micrcscone in nnntomy. The czutifn in guttinf rut those jrecicus ? miles from the nursery? Foljinf diapers? V .' - Jnunt: to the city jerk? Tennis? Picnics? Zend concerts? Etc.? Ugitinf fir nnil dny miter day? The rlfves that popped in your fxce nlile testinr them? The Hello e'cn g.rties with ci- vr, ngjlew end dfuohnnts? f T-.':.f. '? W' Th, ser J it the g1rrieh,the be- Wildera nt it the ei ht of our rooms cn return? lt didn't happen to the ntcfeeiing ol nies? I The T,f f' in E. J. lvnnyo mont any :inc i Hair ,ins' and House robes? Rexoxkcr the oogs oleiring the Remember Brownie's Hwelly thnt's tkn -at it, ynnng Wl'm not kidding' Vernis ride on 'the ret trnp at our Lakeside Picnic? Uillmnn's snowburn from s moun- tain excursion? Mshlcskifs immaculate red heir ? Moron tales? ' -M3IQ'S'?HddltlOH of Adipose in the D. K.? srylene's scare on ll-7 in the O. R.? ,Her childhood diseases? Writing Gnse Studies with mids night oil nnd not hecnusc of Bleek Outs? ' y Thrilled Myrtle Mny when she rmm with rainy imtin vis Air? Gully's Indinn traits? D. Youngstcr'sfBob's first roses Scratching through notebooks and finnl'pnpers'to ascertain passing marks? . ,T Studyin2,the 'Denver skyline in nnntomy Lab. P. M. hours? Remembering to turn at the Parse mount to ret home when probes Went blieh shoe shopping? Emily for shelling her corns? Fereetting to strip-the beds? Tielet'n heck injury after gath- erinw fourteen cnscs of empty Coke Bottles? u 1 Hnze1'drivins us to gather them? .Mrs.' Youngster's hospitality at our Senior.pnrty? , Miss Hollend's enthusiasm as our Sponsor? t . Florence's isesrch for s formal after branding n blmck skirt with the trisnele circle ,her brand--it wnsn't funny then!! I .Gen fighting thejntmosnhere of 258? f' Dotty and Muriel doing on diets? To lose weicht31 Gettinq to oh pol nt 6:l6? Freshmen hlioh-outs for the sake of nnmtomy or wns it N. A. vocabu- lnry? Those--I'd pack and so home if my trunk wisn't full in the bese- ment--moods? Keepinp Coates awake at Central. School? H111 75 4011 fi5C- Translating elses notes? .-I . A. , . ' . i. 5.-,.n'i,-v .su '. 'J 1, seth ind- erk's e.nior .nt2n1si- Qsm everwskiingr xlqiinegajanglish ch1i-cter1stier I mt n, When she heard a joke! Betty Jean coming into training one day late? . T E. Faye trying to let her hair grow long? Lorrie's eye glamor, glam-mour? Petite K. Dudek with that large voice? That's all right K. we really appreciate your help in the sextette. - W To ask Katie what the well-dreawd girl wears skating. e Getting out bandage scissors and no resistance to cutting?' Graduating? SURPRISE I love to hear the alarm clock in the morning. I am unable to understand those who cannot bear the sound of itg and who each morning are impelled anew to hurl it out of the window or smother it under the bedelothesvdust to sleep another half hour. For me, the alarm clock is the symbol of lifeg it is a signal that the great city awakens, that a new day begins, that streets and houses are filled again with pul- sating existence. I love to hear the alarm clock in the A. M., I am a night nurse. A DOZEN TIPS TO THE UNDER-GRADUATE 1. always take a Senior's word for it. 2. Wear your hair very long and fluffy to be more glamorous and attractive to your patients. 3. L. R. stands for Lanny Ross and has nothing to do with a labor room. 4. always go about your work sing- ing and humming because it makes your patients cheerful and shows them you enjoy your work. 5. Be sure and impress the in- terns because there is one for about every twenty of us and we don't mind sharing them a bit. o. TE.i it ion.tWinW freund about an I. V. being an intraven- ous but I'm sure that it has some- thing to do with interesting vamps. , 75 Never give any patient water without first boiling it. 8. When told to strip a bed, just take the linen off, you don't have to worry about tearing it to bits. 9. When you go to the diet kit- chen find the tomato ripener and start to work, because this is one of your first duties there. lO. Always keep fifty pages ahead in all subjects--they may catch up with you. ll. Return early from tion, it may give you a 12. Always ask how tha cent came off your exam-mark. In- structors appreeiate that inter- est. lIt's probably your penman- ship.P your vaca- drag. two per WHICH ARE YOU? The bones in the body,' are two hundred or moreg But for sarting our people, We need only four. 1. WISH BONE PEOPLE They hope for, they long for, They wish for and eighg They want things to come But aren't willing to try. 2. FUNNY BONE PEOPLE They laugh, grin and giggle, Smile, twinkle the eyeg If work is a joke, sure S They'll give it a try. 3. JATBONE PEOPLE They seold, jaw and splutter. They froth, rave and cryg They're long on the talk, But they're short on the try. 4. BLGEBONE EEOPLE THEY strike from the shoulder. They never say die' Thoy're winners in life For they know hon to try. W ,qi-'ii-- .Q- . KN sY ' ' ive. - O ' . 1 J X. ,LL I I, 7 xx ' I I Q a V L' ,gf , ' ' ' ' I i ff' xgx A I . . . ' 1 - 1 . . ,nw L , ' . . ' . , X' . f , X . , . -77 . ,q1 '7 g.-7 .s Yr , ' X. as 'fri V N, X' 1 ,X -4-f 44'N.f 'Q' ' ' J!-wi . ,. . gb -I ' . . . A s,F'. 'fi 1 4 I . ,1- J fp mf . , . QM A 7 ' .i If !' ' I ' fu. u ' 4, , : .m,l . I X Xf ,, ff ff , Q ,Q , 4 , , k , 4 M ' X ' ff V A AA -jr' A-. ' - ' I X., I A. V , Q ' V 1 l. 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'X' -.X w ., . x N .. 1 'far 'AL , l .L ,,.,..-- -mul-TN' W B X f ' ' N '4 :' ' ' wvrf- 2 ,a W N 1 ' . ,. , N . ..,x. , If A, , Q .7 ,4j,,,, 1- R ' lf- if ' 'A ,fjzffi-. 'j .' .. A ,V . - f ff .f 1 f 'ffl ' 'fhf ., x I 1- 1,4 ' -'i '1 - f.,,g...-J.-M...- , ' , . Ao , 'sf----.- --'------ 41-..-.,...,.,,,,,, Y, 4 . . . . . Q, '. Cv J I H .1 ' ' . 'W f 'ul - I ' if X I. 1- . i nw Q f, ,- i If f.: c ., f ,r , , ff, PTTY J' CORN Remember well and beer in mind, A real good joke is bird to find: And when we find e joke that's new, Please don't mind if the joke's on you. Dr. Wolfe in Circulntory Lectures: UYou all know what the inside of n corpuscle is like I suppose.W Miss Blnke from Audience: UI think we nll do but maybe you'd better cxplnin for the benefit of anyone who hesn't been inside one.H Frewen Philosophies: Birds of one feather ought to catch colds. Persons: I have spent eirht hours on my anatomy since yesterday. Pettit: How is that possible? Parsons: I put it under my pillow. Jenn Hicc'c fnvorite musical' com- position is HSodiumH,by Cnrbennte. Overheard: Umiss Brown his started to talk in her sleew.H I WHew is thwtrn I - H she recited in class this n.1.N Miss Cooper: Where does the funny bone get its nourishment? Miss Klippert: UFrem the humorous vein, I sugQcsc.W , the Dr. cheerfully , feel this morning ? pnins?U ' ' hurts me to brenthe.U Doctor: fStill more cheerfully, NI'll Vive you something thot fill soon stop thmt.H e WWell,H said UHow do you Any aches or X2 UYGS, it Uwhnt nn nuful Fish you .hnvc on your enr.U NOh, next to nothing,next to noth- in H fn ' 0 THE DREADED TRUTH I Of all Words uttered in earnest or jest: . , The swddest are these: e' HPrej1re for a test.n Dotty: Wwonder wh1t's wrcn: with my Big Ben?W Marg: nSpect thcre's dandruff in the heir sprinp.n UFlu Fluttern To dance it, 'forwerd, then and suqllow two sulfnthiazele,svinp your pnrt- ner, then cough, take two steps backward and blow your nose, then walt, home and consult a Doctor. +--Hey Fever. Muriel: USny, Dorothy, if you should die first,will you wait for me ll Dorothy: :HI supeose so, Muriel, I never went anyplace yet that I didn't have to wait for you.n Sinn' outside of Dnrlnnd's door, Ulf I'nm studyinr when you enter, wake me up.n A new dnnee called has been invented. you tnke one step sneeze twice, pivot Tact is that hngpy rift from the pods, VT the acquired ability of trninine that makes the blessed recipient always bestow upon other people, the comfortable feelinn of rirhtness. The jresent Freshmen class were exceptiennlly good Probies. They could take pulses without e mitch. Q:' NHhQt's nothine?U n: UA foctless stocking with the lor out. Nenrsiehtedness is nnture's way 'f making some people mind their Own business. Whenever you feel like fivinf your .patients n piece of your nine, be sure which giece it is, because it may be the jicce you need the Liss nronson is the one who put the sich in Psycholory. There was the iny Liss Gxseh came en accident on duty lookinp like coins somewhere to hipgen. C ORN Esther reports Watching an inmate pushing e wheel burrow upside corn. ' Hihy do you have it uoside down?H she asked. HYou don't think I'm crazy, do ycu?H was the reply, HI pushed it rirht sioe up yesterday and they kept filling it sith fr1ve1.H HYour heir needs cutting budly,H remcrkei the birber tc Porky. I HIC it eocsn't,H she retcrted,UIt 'is out bnoly the list tiie.H Tin Sent: How's your patient? Darlene: Nearly deed., Yan Zsnt: Gee, you're always lucky. Sen as you rip and you will not have torn uniforms long. A conscientious probe is one who woes on s este and worries her- self sick because she doesn't Q0 here and study. , Ani it's Deen who says, Hnnd you rust have patients too.H Sure moons of kcepinc St. Luke's :ash down--'Bolt it eovn3'. 'HDr. Chnxkcrlnin, can yfu help me? fy nzmc is Liss Juni--H. tSorry, I cin't io o thing for A 7-' it 0 H HI hear Dnrlmni brfke hor engage- KLQTL t a H ' UYes, Joe oissef conino one nisht and never broujht a Written excuse fret his pnrcnts.H llzri. ACTPJFNL smye, GrfwfUi is not the only evlfencc of life.H SIUDEHT IUhSE'S DInRY EAT.: Workcc overti e and very hifi, f3'Lg Eithsg boelice get beflei out every five minutes. SUI.: Quit training and get mer- ries. LCI.2 Gcfri, hrv'Z npqgf I arf: Svtur Senior Iursc: Gdeetr conquered Worlisl ledge. If the give it Coates: Cl ' 1 C onqueree books of know Sully Siter makes the stntementj shoe fits near it--if not to your sister. asses come, classes no, but I sleep on forever. - Hinmenb looking, egsinst Gullion: nirlish ery: I dontt think Im goods but what is myi opinrmi the rest of the world.. The way to keep that complexion is to hide end not let your younger-sister use it McKinney! My best frienee would not tell me, so I flunked my exam. Willson: Do you think 411 should merry e msn beneath me in intel- ligence--if pcssible. I sfo y,fy Pitts! Whit is this strenne power I hive over mon? . H . . Dudch: The only impediment in my speech is lack of breath. .i. Drake: nbout the time you make both ends meet, someone moves one of the enis. . ' Hzigfeynaiir Tforlfz, fsscinstes meg 'I can lock st it for hours. ' And it was in anatomy Laboratory that Katie loss informed us that the bones of the head were: s frcntil, two sidals, one topsl, and n bucknl. I'm still looking for the girl that defined s luminectomy as s ccessrisn operation on s sheep. Yes , it wus Vawter who thouoht and thourht over the question: What is the position of the fetus in utero? and put sown--HKnee Chestn. sq GORE -'- . ' , ' ' ly, lnes: Yhiss' Wolfe, fyou cen't LdT:po someone for something they p5even't done, can you?U , P' r P I '4 Miss uelfers WOf course.not.U ' Holmes: Wwell, I hnven'tQ done my GYN case studyaP U I : A 3 -. , . Miss rissnnqrt h1d just .finishedu puttinm a patient to bed. ' Patient: UOh, you forset somethhn You didn'tfkiss me goodninhtlnh f Ties E: -nJust n nfnent lr. Smith, 1'll coll the orderly--he'does all the dirty work here. ' me srneron visgrs 1. rnririwr Niall, how are you toHny?U ' WNot so food Dec.H I B . WDon't bncilliTU I- ' Qfhupturc old tricks, nren't you?U. QVCsneer he ser1ous?U - I y ,niell cuttinr up is my business-- ,I've just performed another ogeri- IfiOn.n ,rierformino is the Way you curht I 1 H P ic hernia livin? unyteinr.How din 1: suture?W ffuust sew, sev.N ?hTest tube had isn't it?U ! 4?enh, new I outt knryelsis stuff theme and junket.H Wwheel-chnirio.U 5550 lense-sphia tuxor-o.U 1 I . FYes, niss Cooper rss surerisei when she reed Liss liotm's defini- ition of 1 skeleton: A e skeleton is be msn with his outoif off ind his ,inside stickinr out. 1 F538 it Mnkloski's paper that re- lresled that nn optimist is one who attends to your eyes--n persinist is one who fixes y'ur feet. 'Miss Lucas rivinr nirht rojert: 'And this first men wwe shot throurh the windshield.N 'n '. 'N I Y 'f Ffa lm.W I ' 'l15 ':qr lppsnqwfvnqpwwfv' T 1 ,u-jy'qf',t'Q,,' W. . . rg 'v'. . A PROBIE'S HOPE 1 ' 1. I want to be n senior - . - And with the seniors stand, With n fountain pen in my pocket And n notebook in my hand. I wouldn't be a president, I wouldn't be a king. , en.emperor wealth would bring, Q senior I a thing. I ' I wculdn't be Ferrell that. I'd rather he And never do I'm supposed to her. H .An automatic michinef ' 4 Wound up for three years -Never tired or sleepy or out of ,- - ,y ., sorts Above all,-nevsr'nerveus, no .matter what I-hear, see, or smell I em over unroved, unconscious, attendinr.Cniy to my duties. Gentle ss'1 herb, patient as Joh, Wise an Snrumfn, strong ns Samson Thick-skinxqd as n rhinoeeros, l'u whore All human weakness I'm a studint nurse. CDE TO MRS. CHASE I think that I shell never sec, A patient who so pntiently Lets strangers wash her feet and face, AS our phlegmntie Mrs. Chase. A patient who, in calm repose, Lots Uprobiesn irrigate her nose, Or when they give her n hot pack, And happen to expose her back, She never mnrmurs nor eomplainsg calm remains, But in her state of A credit to the human race, A blessinw on thee, Mrs. Chose! M Lea Smith Hillman to Adolph on Broadway while cn V.N.A. HUelking to re- duce or reduced to wnlking?U GDRN srylene: I have found out that on top of ererythins I have haliw tosis. What is the best thing to do for it? Anita: Develop lockjaw. R uth Eisenhnrt was confined to horthe hospital bed and queried the doc- tor as to her chances. Dr. Arndt: Woh, pretty good, but I wouldn't start reading any con- tinued stories. Marjorie Harris says that it is better to have loved and lost-H . . . . nuch oetter. Louise: He who laughs last seldom gets the point anyway. 'bone Dr..Barnard says: When every in your body aches, be glad are not a herring. f ' I .you Dear Old Soul fyisiting her sick brotherlz I'ye a :very letter from Emily. 'She says is so sorry-she ain't able to to see you,. butt she hopes to be able to come to the funeral. ' very nice 4she come Did you ever see Bessie covering territory gallop? Height of doctor to another. rf I l ith her million dollar mnudence2Gallin2 U0 Ono A x ,. .L earn the address, of Vg ter sny5,HIf at first you don't succeedsget hold ofanold notebook. Miss Lane Have you forgotten that you one me fifty cents for the First aid Textbork? , . E.Ho.rris! 2-Io, :five me time and I will. Lorry rar terribly engrossed in a lecture and oueriod: DOCtOI h0W long could I live without brains? Doctnr: That ronnins to oe'seen.. Beth Ashburn says: For fifty years the buffalo roamed the country--H new Ilm here. - Pettit: How can I overcome my ex- treme bashfulness? Richart: It takes fast thinking to cheat me out of the last word. Was it Moss who said: WLaugh and world laughs with you--snore you sleep alone. Jenkins: Iim after invented work. Us . and the guy that Hampton: They call I make one weak. me seven days- A ten letter word meaning freedoms graduation. PATIENT'S LAMENT There's nothing left of me Of days that used to be I live in memories Among my souveniers an ir' appendix tied with blues nnd an adenoid or two A ,' I see some gallstones too j Among my souveniersi - I n Although my real teeth rest' Within my treasure chest. 7 My raise ones do their best' To give ne.constipation - I I count them all apart 4 and when the tear drops start W' I find a leaking heart .iQ Among my souveniers. - ' S hirley Price: Give me a comb-' without pyorrhea. I f y Clerk: Whaddaya'mean?. . Shirley! One Whose .teeth won't fall out. Mrs. Benion to Juniors: Gan you explain what density is? f Mrs. B.:i I have numerous examples before me. V Delirium trsmens is a terrible thing, but it's a dandy way to see one evening. a lot in Did Miss neutral Burr shift her face. into ythe night Miss Jacobson caught her -in the middle of a story. f I . 5 ..- . l. .4 E 'ffl-1 HCI D539 g -Q 'i X. in dv 41 .y -I I. -1. I N A ,. .M . .V 1 - , I a ..l '1 i ' x I '-' l. 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