St Louis Park High School - Echowan Yearbook (St Louis Park, MN)

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WANT ADS: Wanted: Information with regard to location of secluded cave or Tibetan lamasery where we could hide out until this thing blows over. Desperate. The Echowan Staff. For Sale: Futuramic model T Ford, vintage 1900. in perfect condition (with doors and fenders, slightly extra). Three speeds: up. down, and backward Call C. Bohlig. To Rent: Maps, pamphlets, and charts for every occasion (including 1897 Pioneer Press and the Swift Company's annual report). No well-appointed social class should be without one. L. Rorman. PERSONALS: Tormented by falling hair? Let me snatch you bald-hoaded and throw you out the window. One treatment and your worries are over. H. Moffat. Worried about your health, the future, fallen arches, report cards? Let Madame A. consult the stars for your profile. Seances held by appointment only. Tea leaves our specialty. Bored with biology? Tired of trig? Why not skip out and have a short one at Christy's Cabaret before next period? We have just the remedy for a dry class. Besides, they'll never miss you. German band for hire to play Tannenbaum at weddings, wakes, or schnitzlebanks (mit schnapps und pretzels, slightly extra). See Gus (Sauerbrauten) Peterson. Faculty: When you hit that mid-morning slump, duck out for coffee and doughnuts with your friends at Lundquist's Bar 5. Grill. Bring the whole gang, there's always room for one more. Recommended by Duncan Doughnuts. LOST AND FOUND: Lost: Chemistry teacher with mania for dazzling, silk ties; last seen in lab mixing nitric acid and glycerine; only trace remaining is small spot on ceiling. Lost: Three seniors who mysteriously disappeared from first poriod gym last fall, destined for tennis courts; havon't been seen since. Liberal reward offered if information leading to discovery of their whereabouts is withheld. Lost: Senior boy last seen at Copeland's open-house; if found, please wring him out and show him the way to go home. ADVERTISEMENTS: Golden Throat—Barbara Lenmark They Satisfy—the Oriolians His Master s Voice— Six hours!” You're tardy! Six hoursl” Ask the Man Who Owns One—Ozzy and his cycle They're Moisturized—Bartson's gags 99 44 100% Pure!!!—Sophomore class (how about that other 56 100%?) The Pause That Refreshes—lunch hour When Better Cars Are Built—Don Voss Men of Distinction—Senior Boys BOOK REVIEWS: Tobacco Road—the parking lot at noon hour Cannery Row—lockers outside room 204 The Last Time I Saw Paris—by M. Seeloy I Was a Fugitive from a Georgia Chain Gang—by L. Rorman Life in a Putty Knife Factory—Echo room Thursday afternoon The Snake Pit—detention in the cafeteria The Protoplasm and I—by M. Hayden Gone with the Wind—Park's population at 3:20 How Green Were My Sophomores—by W. Halgren Gentlemen's Agreement—Senior skip day THOUGHTS WHILE PARKING (The Aimless Wanderings of a Deranged Mind While Waiting for the 12:48 Lunch Hour Bell) Will Mrs. Moffat make it to Washington in time to see the cherry blossoms this year? Oh well. Congress has enough on its hands as it is. .. When will those Erpi classroom films ever get a new narrator? He's got a voice like an undertaker with a mouthful of embalming fluid. They say he was still going strong when Grant took Richmond. . . . Did Mr. Rorman ever tell you about his college days? Well, it seems that ho worked in a Greek restaurant, and. . . . Exclusive: What Senior girl has been going where, with whom, and when? Hmmmmmmmm? Remember, you saw it here first! . . . Ever sit directly under one of those potted ferns in the cafeteria? Must require nerves of steel. ... Is Mr. Seeley still fighting the battle of the Meuse-Argonne for his Juniors, winning World War I bare-handed with Mr. Pickett. . . . Don't know of anything more potent than that aroma of creosoto and peanut butter that hits us when the wind blows right. . . . Have you noticed those gaps in the auditorium ceiling where the panels have been pushed out? Termites. Voilleux? . . . Ever get that cold feeling down your spine when your name is called over the P. A ? They say your whole life flashes before you in an instant. . . . What ever became of the yo-yo craze? They must have gone the way of the chamber pot and high-button shoes. And how about those blazing, red corduroys, deadly water pistols, and even bubble gum? Just a passing fad. I guess. . . . How long will it be until someone accidentally sets off the fire alarm again. Haven't had so much excitement since tho Spanish Club dance. . . . Off hand. I can't think of anything that appeals to mo less than dissecting a crawfish. Absolutely no human interest whatever. . . . Won't that bell ever ring? Only one minute left and I could eat a social text Wonder what they'll have for lunch. Brrrrrringl STATEMENTS FOR THE PRESS: L. Rorman Stop me if you've heard this one . . Miss Wood: Now. fellowsl Miss Ring Silencio. por favor! D. Daley: Knock it off. fellahs! Miss Engan Are thore any questions? M. Hayden: Get it ccldl” Miss Isacson: We re not going to worry about that Mrs. Moffat: You're not one of my people. M. Seeley Boy. heh. that was a war W. Halgren: And then, we have Cleopatra . . .”

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MARY ANNE WHITAKER— Well take her wit and all. Blue Tri— 3. 4, Pres. 4; Clef and Staff—3; Debate—3; Echo Columnist—4; Echo Reporter—3; Glee Club—3, 4; Leadership Club—4; Pep Club—4; Senior Committee—4, Senior Honor Roll; National Honor Society; Spanish Club—3; Student Council—4; Vocational Club—4. LELAND WINDAHL— 'Bunny' wabbits is wonderful cweatures Class President—2; Football—2. 3, 4; Dux Hi-Y—2, 3, 4. Vice Pres. 2, Sec'y 3; Leadership Club—2, 3; Student Council—2. 3. Vice Pres. 3; Visual Aid—3, 4; Stage Crew—2. 3. 4 LILA WINN -‘ You can't lose with Winn .'' Camera Club—2, 3; GAA —2, 3. 4; Pep Club—2. 3; Vocational Club—4; Visual Aid—2. 3. PATRICIA WINN - New and nice.' PEGGY WOODWARD- Ford's out front. Silver Tri—2; Blue Tri— 3, 4, Cabinet 3; Camera Club—2, 3. Treas. 3; Debate Squad—3; Echo Columnist—4; Graduation Committee; Junior Class Play; Leadership Club—4; Masque and Gavel—3. 4; National Honor Society Sec’y-Treas.—4; Pep Club—3, 4, Pres. 4; Senior Class Play; Senior Class Treasurer; Spanish Club—3. 4, Sec'y 4; Student Council— 3, 4; Vocational Club—4. ROBERT WRIGHT Lefty Adelphi Hi-Y—4; Football—4; Red Cross —4; Track—4. DONALD ZIPOY Just give men the plane' facts. Glee Club—3, 4 HONOR ROLL ROW 1. M. Knutson. B. Flatin. B. Boat. R. Bovonsoe. R. Sundt ROW 2. L. Nadasdy, M. Dow. M. Scott. J. Klodt. G. Ewort, M. Bishop. G. Grady, N. Warnor, P. Vaughn. M. Whitaker. B. Bock ROW 3. W. Wood. R. Kuhlman. J. Voilloux. F. Hurd, J. Gohroy. J. Rodgers, T. Vossoy. C. Hutchinson. R. Pickett. M. Mangnoy, J. Olson

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