St Louis College of Pharmacy - Prescripto Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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as D55 EXTRA!!! SYSWCO iLif EXTRA!!! Staggering Truths from St.- L. C. P. Vol. 33 ST. Louis, Mo., MAY 12, 1933 P1162 2 P1118 Pharmacist Evades Income Tax College Life at St. L. C. P. As some would have it: Awake at 12 with brown taste and head- ache. Took eye-openerg dressed leisurely. Slept thru two classes. Took two more eye-openers. Slept for an hour. Went to gin party. Went to dinner. Went to joint with gang. Went after date. Went after drink. Went to night club. 4 A. M. -Went to bed. Went to hell. As it really is: Up at 7 and put on yeste1'day's clothes standing in corner. Went to class from 9 to 1. Went to lunch. Went to lab till 5. Studied till dinner. Went to dinner. Studied some more. Went to bed. Went nuts. Weintraub Hits Indianapo- lis by Storm Meyer Weintraub, popular and noisy student at the St. L. C. P., tore into Indianapolis in a state of mental turmoil. The trip to In- dianapolis by train was not as en-- joyable for him as it might have been, because of a peculiar train sickness Capparentlyl, which he developed enroute. Have you 'tried POLI.0CK'S HEART BALM? Analgesic and Anodyne for the Lovelorn One application of my wonderful .valve and ALL IS WELL! Familiar Words Mr. Hoester: HI submit the ques- tion to the intelligence of this class. Dr. Duden: Last time we were discussing- Professor Clark: Now Class, this here- Dr. Thayer: But, on the other hand-H Professor Schlichting: This is preferable. UTO be sure of course. Dr. DeFoe: Hence-hence- hencefl Dr. Warner: Let me tell you, young people, one of the most vital things to life- College dances have been so fre- quent this year that Charlie sug- gests they be added to the curricu- lum. Twenty-five prominent students attending the burlesque show took the Garrick out of the red. Professor Clark says that exams show how little you know, not how much. A successful pharmacist is one who can take in 55.00 a day and enjoy himself at a night club every night. Biological therapeutics is a course cl e a l i n g wit h trypanosomiasis Csleeping sicknessl . A student and his lab fees are soon parted-if you're like I am. In face of the prohibition law, beer has changed p to P. Get it? A New Fraternity In keeping with the advancement of this college the Satchel Club has been organized. It is for students aiilicted with fannyites. Due to the dire straits in which the average pharmacy student usually finds himself, the membership at present is rather limited. However, what with the new dealn and such, we feel quite happy about its pros- pects. There seems no doubt that We should, in a few months' time, with the help of the golden bever- age, beer, be fortunate enough to find the ranks of the club quite full. Membership is honorary and it only needs a glance at one's credentials to determine one's fitness to be a member. Of course, some creden- tials are not nearly as prominent as others, but the would-be members are not voted upon unless it will be a unanimous selection. Initiation requires lugging around a huge Gladstone with the lettering, Is My Satch Big? We feel certain that this new club will be far-reaching in its scope! but beware of Mrs. Grundy! E. O. LEFFLER 'Qc CIBIDP Elgnw I APUIHPIGYQ Learn from him how he did it. SANDWICHES A SPECIALTY 4421 Biddle Street FOREST 123456 fed bs? Page One Htmclred Thirty-Two

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.PQ Des Svteweb iLife Daily Twitter-1953 A. D. Joe Adams and Glen Evans are having a successful run on the RKO circuit with a company of Liliputians. Paul Benecke may be heard on a national hook-up each Tuesday and Thursday night with his Original Dawsonians. J. L. Downing is now Secretary of the N. A. R. D., as usual, absent- ing himself from all the meetings. Hyman Silverberg has replaced Schnozzle Durante as America's Greatest Lover. Paul Leyhe has finally grasped the rudiments of Pharmacy. Due to the fact that Russ Rosen- hour's alarm clock, Sid Smith, was ill, Russ slept until the evening. Red Klosterman is now Captain of the faomus Black Horse Troop of Chicago. Gene Cosgrilf has played his way around the world with his Golden Voiced Trumpet. After 20 years Harold Jeskey's ambition of replacing Caspari as Dean has been realized. Gracie and Gusie are that way. Bernice Raskas finally discovers why Shakespeare did not appear at any of her dramatic meetings. Mr. Schneider is now the proud Pa of red-headed twin girls. Dr. Thayer and Junior Leyhe have established a nudist colony in the Overland Hills. Residents of Siloam Springs, Arkansas, will be astonished to learn that Gnita Faye Johnston and Fred Hutchison are the greatest team on Broadway. Thoughts Upon Receiving Poor Exam Grade I don't see why the h- he could- n't have given me 2 more points- then I'd pass. It makes no differ- ence what you study they always ask the other things. What did you get, Joe? 95! Jees! How do you do it? Do you ever study? If I go up and say anything he'll make it lower. They always find something else wrong. Who does he think he is, anyway? I could teach this better myself. That's the trouble, none of 'em know how to teach. What's the use in knowing it, they never give you a chance to use it anyhow. Wait'll I get out of this d- school. I'll show 'exn. Yes! Sir! Instructor: Is everyone satisfied with his grade?,' Yes, sir. Mine's O. K. Junior: Hello, rolling your own cigarettes? Senior: Yeah, the doctor said I ought to get more exercise. LEARN T0 WRITE!! How? By writing! Writing What? Dr. Thayer's Exams Why be I1 failure? Learn now. A complete course in exam writ- ing, answers for all ques- tions enclosed. EXAMPLE Quest.-Give complete synthesis of morphine hydrochloride? Ans.-What the book' says is right. ...TfTUelf. 9317-felifeftililli. EELQW.-. N-llllll' ............................,......,,.,.,,,,,,.,. .-hldress 1 'uloi' ..... .. Ludmeyer's Cram School Moral?? I' wil l 1 y ,ill X The oldest good story is the one about the boy who left the farm and got a job in the city. I-Ie wrote a letter to his brother, who elected to stick to the farm, telling of the joys of city life, in which he said: Thursday we auto'd out to the country club, where we golfed until dark. Then we motored to the beach and Fridayed there. The brother on the farm wrote back: K'Yesterday we buggied to town and baseballed all afternoon. Then we went to Ted's and pokered until morning. Today we muled out to the cornlield and gee-hawed un- til sundown. Then we suppered, and then we piped up for a while. After that we staircased up to our rooms and bedsteaded until the clock fivedf' Schuerger is absent-minded, isn't he? , What do you mean? Well, the other night when he got home he knew there was something special he wanted to do that evening. but he couldn't think what it was. After Worrying over it for a couple of hours he remembered that he wanted to go to bed early. Unsolicited Testimonial DR. R. A. GUNTER. DEAR DocToR: For weeks and Weeks I was weak and run-down. I could not raise myself out of bed, but after taking 14 bottles of your marvelous tonic I can now raise my own umbrella. Sincerely, MRS. J. PoUsoNBY HUGHES. 'fad be? Page One Hundred Thirty-Thxree