St Louis College of Pharmacy - Prescripto Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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1933 PREQCRIP1 O A Freshman Monologue OW that the Depression is here and all druggists are making their own ham sandwiches, the number of aspirants to the illustrious degree B.S. fplease do not invertj has this year greatly diminished. Our class consists of eighteen souls or thirty-six soles-yes, we still have our shoes. Of course, we are all ardent believers in that famous old saying about good things in small packagesg a Junior asks, what about poison? This, of course, is the most hand- some and intellectual group of individuals yet to wend their way across the beautiful tree dotted campus. One can readily note, however, the pallor on our faces as we face the new four-year stretch. As the term advances we become pale fpositivelyj, paler Qcomparativelyj, and when the finals come, palest fsuperlativelyj. In fact, after the finals we are regular palefaces and even Tangee won't help us. Think of those lucky devils who graduated before '25! Only two years of class skipping and cat napping for them! But then the previous students did not have the basic coursesi' we are receiving and we as Freshmen wish We didn't either. Wonder what the profs think. With such a course to begin with, and with eighteen members, in four years we should be reduced to nine members, which is a correct number for a basic ball team. We are told that pharmacy is not only one of the most ancient professions but most honorable as well. This brings to our minds the innumerable hard- Ware appliances cluttered in every corner of the modern drug store, but then the old apothecary used to raise frogs, so between having frogs that hop around and beer that has hops there is not so much difference after all. A. FRESHIE. Page One Hundred Eleven

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19 33 PP FQCIQI PTO A Story in Dfrug, Minor MOH! ZEA moon, she is so gran' in Sweden, I TONKA go home, cried Garbo coming over on the boat. ULMUS every seat was taken. Greta met the captain, who was standing on the bridge, and said, HALOE, old boy, where were you last night? The captain replied, Me AN-THE-MIS went for a walk -oh MANNA! what a girlaf' Suddenly there was a big crash, the boat rocked, people rushed for life-boats. The captain stood on the deck and shouted, SAB-OL women and children, the men can go to 'ell. AN-GE-LICA another high-ball, Pat was telling his friend at the time of the crash. A-CAC-IA run into Pat, tell him good-bye for mef' said the captain to his departing wife. Oh, mom! CAN-ELLA go along? , asked the captain's daughter of her mother. Try your SCILLA on this jig saw puzzle, said a mermaid to the women in the life-boat. Put down that gun or I'll throw the CAT-E-CHU, shouted Ella. When they reached land the captain's wife said, Let's CAMP-HOR-A day here and then go on.', When night came on, Ella told her brother to call Lyptus, the dog. Oh, EU-CAL-YPTUS yourself if you want him,', bel- lowed he. Pat and Abe had been swimming for their lives when suddenly Pat said, You go to your SENAGA-gue and Iill go to my church if we ever get back. They fortunately reached New York but were flat broke. Meeting their old friend Al, Pat interrogated, Say, AL-KANN-A guy get a dime for a cup of coffee? Al was kind-hearted and supplied their needs. After the cup of java, Abe said, SUM-BUL and some play pool, what will we do for recreation? I think I'll go horseback riding, exclaimed Pat. VVhen he returned later that evening, Abe asked, Did the horse BUCI-I-U? No, Said Pat, say, I saw Gula, you know, our old FRAN-GULA. Gula is an Italian, you know, so we stopped at an Italian restaurant, and he asked me, 'Do you LYCO-PODIUM?', Page One Hundred Twelve