St Louis College of Pharmacy - Prescripto Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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si-T---:sl Dufscnlnio s---Q-Ds. Steweb iLife Rumors About School Guker is boy crazy. 'Oscar bought a new Chevrolet since being elected President of Omega Phi. P. Leyhe wants to know where girls keep their money nowadays since they dou't wear stockings or bloomers. She was only a plumber's daughter but Oh! how she could Iix a joint. The height of laziness is demon- strated by the girl who, when her boy friend wanted her to go places and do things, wouldn't go places. Have you heard the rumor about tinker? Student Wins Bowling Prize A. I. XVuller. from across the river, won a diamond enchcsted lin- ger nail hle for averaging 98 pins in Z7 consecutive games. FOR THE YOUNG Ph. G. What Would You Do lf 1. A young store bleeding girl came into the badly? Z. ik child wanted a R hlled that contained 75 morph. tablets. 3. A beautiful. vivacious, enchant- ing Brunette vomits in your phone booth. 4. A fair co-ed tears her new open work stocking on your 1Oc counter. 5. A young child spits in an open display of choice candy. 6. An elderly gentleman refused to take his change from a 520.00 bill. Dr. Rainey's Lecturers on Hemorrhoids .-X certain llorid faced, inangy haired. four-eyed gentleman Cinci- dentally a Seniorl took this lecture to heart. l-le almost cried during the ordeal. EXTRA Seniors Fill Bc .-Ks the press strikes the sheets, the Seniors have this very day re- ceived 35 R each to till. Strange as it seems, they are all Collyrial perscriptions. Mr. Boyle remarked, My how strange, I never heard of an lsotonnic R before and now 1 have 35 to Fill. Review of New Books l. How I imitated lvon Cheney. By P. Leylie. Z. How to Love. lfy fuxlin lI'. Czllcw. 3. Chain Store Stud. Hy B. gllvnn. -l. l-low to Eat and Attend Shows for l0C. By J. l'111ldv1'I1er1.'. 5. Mussolini, the Master. ily l il1t'f'llf .ll. Vnxxnlo. Suggestions 1. lilood lights be installed at the Stadium on our Campus. 2. Members of the St. I.. C. of P. Polo squad furnish feed for their own ponies. 1 3. Another balance be acquired tor the Senior Pharmacy Lab. 4. The College Drug Store serve malted inilks at cost. - 5. Co-ed's be permitted to smoke in the lobby. CURTIN'S CAB The Pride of Dave Curtin XA W-ik-x 4:5552 ' . ns '-lr rl- so . v 5 ,V X it--si 'X ' XX digg! F' Did You Know That? Dr. Rainey holds the rank of Col- onel in the U. S. :X1'my. acobus wants to be a Chief I Petting Officer in the Army. 'lihe most modest Druggist, E. C. MUl',l,l,lp'.R. Alias Mr, Mueller. Pharmacist Receives PiIot's License Charles H. Jackson, formally of Vlfisconsin U., now at St. L. C. of P.. received his private pilot's license last month. Jackson is a real air- minded Druggist. Jokes ouch! Have you been to any other doc- tor before yon came to see ine? asked the grouchy doctor. No, sir, replied the meek pa- tient. l went to a druggistf' You went to a drnggistlv ex- claimed the doctor. That shows how much sense some people have! You went to a drnggist for treat- ment!! And what idiotic advice did the damphool druggist give you? He told me to come and see you, replied the patient.-S. F. and P. C. Drnggist. Prof. Snppan's exhibition was quite a success -only thing lacking -Schmelzel's jewelry counter. Questions Vtihy did Justin Gnker leave class Friday, March 4? the Wlhy does Jacobus go to dark room after Materia Med. lec- ture? pq Page One Hundred SixtyfFom' io Dis

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ill, --Li IDIQESCIQIIDTU Between Lectures By .-X. Flufts II Ili Vlle must sacrifice our personal conveniences as a means toward an end. Dont visit your friends too often or you won't have any. XfVe like to go to Church when we have new clothes. Quality not quantity in friends. XiVe can't all be beautiful, but we can be clean. .llomely people have fewer temptations Cnspeaking from our own experieneesib. Judge a man not by his religion but by his character. No one Finds it difficult to write to those he likes. XVe can make up in application and concentration. what we lack in brains, as a means of obtaining an education. Happiness is a state of mind due to a healthy body and a clean conscience. lieauty is sometimes repulsive. l3on't settle down, it makes moving all the harder. lie honest with yourself, first by being honest with others. lfgotistic people are never lonesome, they are always talking to themselves about themselves town egoj. lf we knew how little we will be missed, we wouldn't commit suicide to spite our friends. A man is no stronger than his weakest moment, not meaning the opposite sex. NVonder what a blotter sees? A barber's chair is a great place to think in solitude-if you don't know the barber. The highest compliment you can pay an elderly person is to listen to his advice and it doesn't cost a cent. lt's more fun smiling when you're blue than when you're happyg one feels like a martyr. Wlhy be superstitious, things happen on other days beside Friday the thir- teenth. Flies in Chicago use Fin for perfume. The man who came back was not a motion picture star but a bill collector. Everybody loves a lover. . .if he don't lo-ve your girl. A man fell last night and was unconscious for six hours. . .he fell asleep. The best part of sleeping is waking up in the wee hours of the morn' and Ending out you don't have to get up. The The The The ljut the happy man tells the world and cheers the world. best thing to do when angry is whistleg but who wan't to whistle all day? .md man doesn't cry! bratfe man doesn't light! wise man dosen't talk! I9 3 2 I Page One Himdred SfXl3Y'O71 81-'ll-Doa

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