St Louis College of Pharmacy - Prescripto Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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N-L---2: Dlalisclallitro Ie-- S 5' Sis N Ir. X Ye X 1 iii is W So a xkreenlian rn THE CITY DAIRIES COMPANY, INC. JEffe,-son 4300 He: What is the difference between a modern girl and her mother? She: The girl of today does what her mother wanted to do. These Professors .A professor was deep in his work when his wife called: Harry, baby has swal- lowed the ink. Whatever shall I do? Write with a pencil, was the dreamy reply. Mr. Cfoldbergz I heard that you made 350,000 in Chicago in a week. Is it true ? Mr. Wolf: Sure it's true, but it's wrong in four places. It wasn't Chicago, it was Toledo. It wasn't a week, it was a year. It wasn't S50,000, it was S5,000, and I clidn't make it, I lost it. Prof.: Can you prove that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides of this triangle? Stude: I clon't have to prove it: I ad- mit it. It was the first day of her lirst term of school, and the new teacher called up the class and asked a large girl to tell of Columbus' voyage. Well, said the girl, Columbus started out and sailed around a dot. What? said the astonished teacher. He sailed around a dot, repeated the girl. Pressed for her authority, she pointed triurnphantly to the page in the book and the teacher read, About this period Colum- bus sailed. .-l. Last Friday I luuched on one of our battleshipsf' Didn't you tind it rather hard to di- gest? ii Hardly Frenchman: You have to till in the nationality blank also, sir. You are a Span- iard, n'est ce pas ? Spaniard: UNO, sir,l I'n1 El1gllSl1. My mother and father were English. Frenchman: But you were born in Spain. Spaniard: That's nothing. If your dog had pups in the china closet, would you call them soup plates ? Ask the man who knows us REIS AUTOMCBILE CU. M0 C'-o 6150 BARTMER AVE. . 1 Y f , CABANY 0058.59 '91 -9:5 Scientific Rebuilding of SSO Frames and Axles Straightened, Wrecked Automobiles Since 191 5 Without Heating, by Hydraulic Pressure. be .sg Qeafi, 325. sa ,J Page One Hundred Sixty

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1 . x :iI D I2 li S 13 I2 I D T0 le---1--DQ 1 gf' 'ffp ft Beatitudes of the St. Louis College of Pharmacy NO. 1,3853 Olive 'Bfssled are tliofle richdin lucreg forltthey , s a no ee e mi -semes er ui ion. N0'2-20 S' Euchd Blessed are they that make over 75, for they shall be passed. We Serve Blessed are the dgimlig 501' they shall feel ITY MEAL no pain w en un e . D RIGHTS Blessed are they which do hunger and R E thirst after knowledgeg for they shall be filled. TOM ATHANAS, PROP. Blessed are the merciful Prof's, for we shall need mercy. Blessed are the studious, for they shall obtain good grades. Blessed are the ignorant, for they shall be kicked without the portals of St. C- W- CRAEMERs PH-G' Louis College of Pharmacy. Blessed are they which are poor in Phar- macy Lab., for their's is a personal talk with Prof. Clark. L 0 R' P Blessed are ye, when Prof's shall disturb you and harrass you and say all man- CO- ner of uncomprehensible things to you, for Pharmacy's sake. Rejoice and be exceeding glad: for great N. W. COR. TAYLOR 8: PAGE is your reward in the Worldg for so persecuted they the students which were before you. A la Einstein Recently the Bishop of Chelmstord, dealing with the dilflculty of understand- ing Einstein, quoted this amusing speci- men: There was a young girl named Bright, Who would travel much faster than light, She started one day . In the relative Way, Cvmbllmenfs of And came back the previous night. th Is this a free translation? asked a e customer in the book store. UNO, sir, replied the clerk, it will cost you a dollar fifty. Well, said the visitor to the little son of the famous motorist, and how are you getting on at school? CO' Fine, said the little chap. 'Tm now learning words of hve cylinders. -Low don Chronicle. NVillie: I looked through the key hole last night when May's fellow called on her. Pa: And what did you find out ? Willie: The light. 1-Q . . . ,A J I 9 3 2 L 1 Qin 4:9 r Page One Hundred FiftyfNinc

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ill, --Li IDIQESCIQIIDTU Between Lectures By .-X. Flufts II Ili Vlle must sacrifice our personal conveniences as a means toward an end. Dont visit your friends too often or you won't have any. XfVe like to go to Church when we have new clothes. Quality not quantity in friends. XiVe can't all be beautiful, but we can be clean. .llomely people have fewer temptations Cnspeaking from our own experieneesib. Judge a man not by his religion but by his character. No one Finds it difficult to write to those he likes. XVe can make up in application and concentration. what we lack in brains, as a means of obtaining an education. Happiness is a state of mind due to a healthy body and a clean conscience. lieauty is sometimes repulsive. l3on't settle down, it makes moving all the harder. lie honest with yourself, first by being honest with others. lfgotistic people are never lonesome, they are always talking to themselves about themselves town egoj. lf we knew how little we will be missed, we wouldn't commit suicide to spite our friends. A man is no stronger than his weakest moment, not meaning the opposite sex. NVonder what a blotter sees? A barber's chair is a great place to think in solitude-if you don't know the barber. The highest compliment you can pay an elderly person is to listen to his advice and it doesn't cost a cent. lt's more fun smiling when you're blue than when you're happyg one feels like a martyr. Wlhy be superstitious, things happen on other days beside Friday the thir- teenth. Flies in Chicago use Fin for perfume. The man who came back was not a motion picture star but a bill collector. Everybody loves a lover. . .if he don't lo-ve your girl. A man fell last night and was unconscious for six hours. . .he fell asleep. The best part of sleeping is waking up in the wee hours of the morn' and Ending out you don't have to get up. The The The The ljut the happy man tells the world and cheers the world. best thing to do when angry is whistleg but who wan't to whistle all day? .md man doesn't cry! bratfe man doesn't light! wise man dosen't talk! I9 3 2 I Page One Himdred SfXl3Y'O71 81-'ll-Doa