St Louis College of Pharmacy - Prescripto Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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1 . x :iI D I2 li S 13 I2 I D T0 le---1--DQ 1 gf' 'ffp ft Beatitudes of the St. Louis College of Pharmacy NO. 1,3853 Olive 'Bfssled are tliofle richdin lucreg forltthey , s a no ee e mi -semes er ui ion. N0'2-20 S' Euchd Blessed are they that make over 75, for they shall be passed. We Serve Blessed are the dgimlig 501' they shall feel ITY MEAL no pain w en un e . D RIGHTS Blessed are they which do hunger and R E thirst after knowledgeg for they shall be filled. TOM ATHANAS, PROP. Blessed are the merciful Prof's, for we shall need mercy. Blessed are the studious, for they shall obtain good grades. Blessed are the ignorant, for they shall be kicked without the portals of St. C- W- CRAEMERs PH-G' Louis College of Pharmacy. Blessed are they which are poor in Phar- macy Lab., for their's is a personal talk with Prof. Clark. L 0 R' P Blessed are ye, when Prof's shall disturb you and harrass you and say all man- CO- ner of uncomprehensible things to you, for Pharmacy's sake. Rejoice and be exceeding glad: for great N. W. COR. TAYLOR 8: PAGE is your reward in the Worldg for so persecuted they the students which were before you. A la Einstein Recently the Bishop of Chelmstord, dealing with the dilflculty of understand- ing Einstein, quoted this amusing speci- men: There was a young girl named Bright, Who would travel much faster than light, She started one day . In the relative Way, Cvmbllmenfs of And came back the previous night. th Is this a free translation? asked a e customer in the book store. UNO, sir, replied the clerk, it will cost you a dollar fifty. Well, said the visitor to the little son of the famous motorist, and how are you getting on at school? CO' Fine, said the little chap. 'Tm now learning words of hve cylinders. -Low don Chronicle. NVillie: I looked through the key hole last night when May's fellow called on her. Pa: And what did you find out ? Willie: The light. 1-Q . . . ,A J I 9 3 2 L 1 Qin 4:9 r Page One Hundred FiftyfNinc

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N--li-as ID D E 5 cz D I D I 0 Ie-----pe WHY NOT GET QUALITY? Our Prices, Including Our Better Quality, Continue to Lead the Way Ask Our Salesmen ST. LOUIS LABEL WORKS PHONE: NEWSTEAD 0123 Glasgow, North Market and Benton Compliments of a Friend DON JULIAN CIGARS The Aristocrat of Tampa Distributed by WM. F. BROCKMEYER CIGAR CO Professor Gene We're leaving the ol' school house now Where we worked and slaved to learn, Times come at last and so we'll Try to meet the world and earn. lt's tough that druggists aren't orators, And we're dumb on things like artg We're even worse than old women, When the time has come to part. We'd like to laud your praise to the very skies, With two bit words of highest rankg Anyhow it's you, Gene Clark, We appreciate alld thank. And now that the book has gone to press, Remeinber your work hasn't been in vamg VVe appreciate it Gene, thanks, Aclios, so long and auf wiedersehen. is H-if IQ 3 2 sw We Page One Hundred Fifty-Eight ,gg

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N-L---2: Dlalisclallitro Ie-- S 5' Sis N Ir. X Ye X 1 iii is W So a xkreenlian rn THE CITY DAIRIES COMPANY, INC. JEffe,-son 4300 He: What is the difference between a modern girl and her mother? She: The girl of today does what her mother wanted to do. These Professors .A professor was deep in his work when his wife called: Harry, baby has swal- lowed the ink. Whatever shall I do? Write with a pencil, was the dreamy reply. Mr. Cfoldbergz I heard that you made 350,000 in Chicago in a week. Is it true ? Mr. Wolf: Sure it's true, but it's wrong in four places. It wasn't Chicago, it was Toledo. It wasn't a week, it was a year. It wasn't S50,000, it was S5,000, and I clidn't make it, I lost it. Prof.: Can you prove that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides of this triangle? Stude: I clon't have to prove it: I ad- mit it. It was the first day of her lirst term of school, and the new teacher called up the class and asked a large girl to tell of Columbus' voyage. Well, said the girl, Columbus started out and sailed around a dot. What? said the astonished teacher. He sailed around a dot, repeated the girl. Pressed for her authority, she pointed triurnphantly to the page in the book and the teacher read, About this period Colum- bus sailed. .-l. Last Friday I luuched on one of our battleshipsf' Didn't you tind it rather hard to di- gest? ii Hardly Frenchman: You have to till in the nationality blank also, sir. You are a Span- iard, n'est ce pas ? Spaniard: UNO, sir,l I'n1 El1gllSl1. My mother and father were English. Frenchman: But you were born in Spain. Spaniard: That's nothing. If your dog had pups in the china closet, would you call them soup plates ? Ask the man who knows us REIS AUTOMCBILE CU. M0 C'-o 6150 BARTMER AVE. . 1 Y f , CABANY 0058.59 '91 -9:5 Scientific Rebuilding of SSO Frames and Axles Straightened, Wrecked Automobiles Since 191 5 Without Heating, by Hydraulic Pressure. be .sg Qeafi, 325. sa ,J Page One Hundred Sixty