St Louis College of Pharmacy - Prescripto Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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N--li-as ID D E 5 cz D I D I 0 Ie-----pe WHY NOT GET QUALITY? Our Prices, Including Our Better Quality, Continue to Lead the Way Ask Our Salesmen ST. LOUIS LABEL WORKS PHONE: NEWSTEAD 0123 Glasgow, North Market and Benton Compliments of a Friend DON JULIAN CIGARS The Aristocrat of Tampa Distributed by WM. F. BROCKMEYER CIGAR CO Professor Gene We're leaving the ol' school house now Where we worked and slaved to learn, Times come at last and so we'll Try to meet the world and earn. lt's tough that druggists aren't orators, And we're dumb on things like artg We're even worse than old women, When the time has come to part. We'd like to laud your praise to the very skies, With two bit words of highest rankg Anyhow it's you, Gene Clark, We appreciate alld thank. And now that the book has gone to press, Remeinber your work hasn't been in vamg VVe appreciate it Gene, thanks, Aclios, so long and auf wiedersehen. is H-if IQ 3 2 sw We Page One Hundred Fifty-Eight ,gg

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:3IlDlQESClQllDT01s QCDOCD Our School hasnt any campus, We havenlt any team, But we've got a real professor. Man! and he's a scream. He lectures on atomic weights, Normality factors and such, His knowledge of Chemistry is pro- found, Naturally-he's Dutch. He goes in for terrible mustaches, His clothes are never pressed, And how he can eat sour kraut, The stains are on his vest. Professor, is his title, But we just call him Doc. Like his ol' man, he's a chemist, A chip off the ol' block. He has no use for Spaniards, He even dislikes Jews, He smokes a smelly pipe, And his favorite drink is booze. He drives an ancient wreck That he still calls his car, If it wasn't for momentum It wouldn't coast very far. When Doc isn't in the lab. He testifies in court, We can't imagine what he says or does, But itls probably bull of some sort. The professor is quite the well-dressed man, He has ties of all shapes and sizes: And when he spits in the sink, The water always rises. When appearing at a formal ball, He wears a full dress suit, He fills his Hask with rye and scotch, And sings out Root-Toot-Toot. Now, perhaps we'll graduate, At least some of us are dueg If we know any chem at all, Doc, we owe it all to you. From a Friend N ,Q ...gig fs 3 2 ph. as ff LD Page One Hundred FiftyfSeven ,,

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1 . x :iI D I2 li S 13 I2 I D T0 le---1--DQ 1 gf' 'ffp ft Beatitudes of the St. Louis College of Pharmacy NO. 1,3853 Olive 'Bfssled are tliofle richdin lucreg forltthey , s a no ee e mi -semes er ui ion. N0'2-20 S' Euchd Blessed are they that make over 75, for they shall be passed. We Serve Blessed are the dgimlig 501' they shall feel ITY MEAL no pain w en un e . D RIGHTS Blessed are they which do hunger and R E thirst after knowledgeg for they shall be filled. TOM ATHANAS, PROP. Blessed are the merciful Prof's, for we shall need mercy. Blessed are the studious, for they shall obtain good grades. Blessed are the ignorant, for they shall be kicked without the portals of St. C- W- CRAEMERs PH-G' Louis College of Pharmacy. Blessed are they which are poor in Phar- macy Lab., for their's is a personal talk with Prof. Clark. L 0 R' P Blessed are ye, when Prof's shall disturb you and harrass you and say all man- CO- ner of uncomprehensible things to you, for Pharmacy's sake. Rejoice and be exceeding glad: for great N. W. COR. TAYLOR 8: PAGE is your reward in the Worldg for so persecuted they the students which were before you. A la Einstein Recently the Bishop of Chelmstord, dealing with the dilflculty of understand- ing Einstein, quoted this amusing speci- men: There was a young girl named Bright, Who would travel much faster than light, She started one day . In the relative Way, Cvmbllmenfs of And came back the previous night. th Is this a free translation? asked a e customer in the book store. UNO, sir, replied the clerk, it will cost you a dollar fifty. Well, said the visitor to the little son of the famous motorist, and how are you getting on at school? CO' Fine, said the little chap. 'Tm now learning words of hve cylinders. -Low don Chronicle. NVillie: I looked through the key hole last night when May's fellow called on her. Pa: And what did you find out ? Willie: The light. 1-Q . . . ,A J I 9 3 2 L 1 Qin 4:9 r Page One Hundred FiftyfNinc