St Louis College of Pharmacy - Prescripto Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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:3IlDlQESClQllDT01s QCDOCD Our School hasnt any campus, We havenlt any team, But we've got a real professor. Man! and he's a scream. He lectures on atomic weights, Normality factors and such, His knowledge of Chemistry is pro- found, Naturally-he's Dutch. He goes in for terrible mustaches, His clothes are never pressed, And how he can eat sour kraut, The stains are on his vest. Professor, is his title, But we just call him Doc. Like his ol' man, he's a chemist, A chip off the ol' block. He has no use for Spaniards, He even dislikes Jews, He smokes a smelly pipe, And his favorite drink is booze. He drives an ancient wreck That he still calls his car, If it wasn't for momentum It wouldn't coast very far. When Doc isn't in the lab. He testifies in court, We can't imagine what he says or does, But itls probably bull of some sort. The professor is quite the well-dressed man, He has ties of all shapes and sizes: And when he spits in the sink, The water always rises. When appearing at a formal ball, He wears a full dress suit, He fills his Hask with rye and scotch, And sings out Root-Toot-Toot. Now, perhaps we'll graduate, At least some of us are dueg If we know any chem at all, Doc, we owe it all to you. From a Friend N ,Q ...gig fs 3 2 ph. as ff LD Page One Hundred FiftyfSeven ,,

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DIQESCIDIDTO i Compliments of S H E PAR D ' Prescription Drug Store Harry W. Schaum 8 PRESCRIPTION DRUGGIST C0lfax 8570 ..-... . SANDWICHES OF ALL KINDS Grand and Natural Bridge H. E. Klosterman Delivery Service P1'eS0I'iPfi0I1 Dfllggisf Anywhere-Anytime An UpftofDate Drug Store in All Departments Phone, DElmar 5819 S. E. Cor. Oakland and De Mun OF COURSE IN '39 Years matter so little nowadays, if a man knows how to take care of his complexion. I am among scores of the profession who use it regularly. Hands need not age rapidly. You can prove it to yourself within a week, by using Draano, that famous Italian Balm. This famous skin softener is guaranteed to banish blemishes of housework, office work and weather, quicker than anything you have ever used before. Invention of a work-famous skin specialist. It is scientifically correct: 1,600 separate ingredients go into it. . .many of them imported from America, tl1e New NVorld, for reason that no such soothing, softening agents are made in this country. Ask your Doctor? Really waterproof. Perspiration can't mar its flattering effect. Even a good cry at the theatre won't make it smudge or run. It's easy to apply, too, it doesn't smart or burn. Beauty editors of the foremost College PRESCRIPTO annuals have voiced their enthusiasm over it, in no uncertain terms. It removes your hue lines while bleaching and overcomes oily skin. ,lust take 8 ten-grain tablets every one-half hour. Notice how the skin clears-how the eyes glow with a healthy sparkle-how youthful activity permeates your entire body. Many folks hasten results by going a little lighter on potatoes, pastries and fatty meats. Remember, you are in a beauty contest every day of your life. A healthy body on the inside reflects vigor, lovely skin and natural beauty on the outside. Remain fine, lustrous and supple. Amazingly quick. End pimples, freckles, blackheads, whiteheads, blue heads, muddy skin, oily skin, dry skin, line spots, roughness, smoothness, redness, shallow complexion. There are no conditions, no excuses, strings. Have prettyness, sex and beauty. Read my book How to fascinate men. Learn how men make women their blind, helpless slaves, learn to win love, control women and gals, picks at will. Remember, you have everything to gain but weight. Remember, take 8 tablets every one-half hour and lo! and behold! tomorrow morning what a delight your mirror will give CIf you have onel. AQ ri I 9 ea Vg 3 2 fe- We Page One Hundred FiftyfSix X

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N--li-as ID D E 5 cz D I D I 0 Ie-----pe WHY NOT GET QUALITY? Our Prices, Including Our Better Quality, Continue to Lead the Way Ask Our Salesmen ST. LOUIS LABEL WORKS PHONE: NEWSTEAD 0123 Glasgow, North Market and Benton Compliments of a Friend DON JULIAN CIGARS The Aristocrat of Tampa Distributed by WM. F. BROCKMEYER CIGAR CO Professor Gene We're leaving the ol' school house now Where we worked and slaved to learn, Times come at last and so we'll Try to meet the world and earn. lt's tough that druggists aren't orators, And we're dumb on things like artg We're even worse than old women, When the time has come to part. We'd like to laud your praise to the very skies, With two bit words of highest rankg Anyhow it's you, Gene Clark, We appreciate alld thank. And now that the book has gone to press, Remeinber your work hasn't been in vamg VVe appreciate it Gene, thanks, Aclios, so long and auf wiedersehen. is H-if IQ 3 2 sw We Page One Hundred Fifty-Eight ,gg