St Louis Academy - Academic Log Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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stems-1' 'TQ'LZfi:IllIllilllllllllllllllllllllIlklfi.932-424 G L E A N 1 N G S 97P'IiiHlillllllllllllllllllllIlIIIIIlJ!e?ffL'Df f'-...awe POSITION INCONSEQUENTIAL Jimmy had not come up to his father's expectation in regard to his studies at school, and an ex- planation was demanded. Why is it, inquired the irate father, that you are at the bottom of the class? I can't see that it makes any difference whether I am at the top or bottom, replied jimmy paciiically. You know they teach just the same at both ends. ' TRUE Teacher- Now, children listen to this. Thomas Campbell the famous poet, once walked six ' miles to a printing office to have a comma in one of hispoems changed to a semicolon. Why did he take all that trouble? Bright Boy- Cause he hadn't a telephone. CAN YOU IMAGINE A tardy student blaming herself for being late 'Emelee teaching Geometry The English exams being easy Vic wearing long dresses Vocal as a pleasure Beany playing hookey Katy turning out to be Galli Curci the second The three o'clock bell ringing ten minutes before time Marty passing a silent day at school This book a failure Letty buying paper ' Potz becoming a dancing instructress ijlmiors taking life serious arge giving up Milton Sophomores as roommates with our Juniors , Anna writing a novel Horsey becoming a nun Freshmen ever changing Liz playing a drum Aurele enjoying physical culture lesson I can't-Can You???????? LITTLE BITS OF '26 Victoria our dark-eyed lassie, Good looking, and oh so classy. A little Irish girl is Bernice Show her candy, and watch her seize. Here's to the girl the tallest in our class Her name's Aurelia, a good, sweet lass. . When Margaret gets the blues, I wonder why All we girls look, and'then begin to cry. Martha is our little shorty, But oh so good-and quite sporty. Hortense is a great novel reader Hand her one-no doubt you'll please her. Anna is a student and a star You should see her drive a car. Catherine is our tall blonde treasure, To her, school work is a pleasure. How I love to hear Lauretta say, Girls, do you wish to hear me play? To know her is to love her, It's Emelee-you'll discover. Helen is quite womanly for her age, Something's wrong girls, note the change. Our little clown is Mary, Heavy burdens she'll never carry. ust say the word French and Liz appears. ut mention Art and she'll disappear. ' 71 U , -mu ,,.. -W- jz.-fg--1'z.'-.-H19' f fmnsxusmlllulugglmywimnunummmnunnmnlmuluggmllmlqmmuninlIeulummllunnmuuuunnnIuniunnuuiuuiupymgigyug -fslgglpg-:gi

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