St Josephs Collegiate Institute - Star Yearbook (Buffalo, NY)

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EST The Star Staff I

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77 T H E S T A.R Eluninrs' ilieplp to the Qeniur Qilass will THE prospective Seniors, Class of '28, having heard the 'Q'-iff' LF ef! Very modest and astonishing claims contained in that mag- nificent document termed The Expiring Seniors' Last EQ Will and Testament, and realizing that this most astute body, the class of '27, is of unsound mind and lapsed mem- ory do hereby reply. We Wish to assurg them that there will be a senior class, next term, one of which the school will be proud. We also wish to thank them for the title of Seniors, which they are passing on to us, and for yielding to us the guardianship of rooms 4A and 4B. In accordance with their desires, we promise to protect the rooms, and fixtures from all possible harm. but we are sorry to say that we cannot accept the Warning not to try to improve the Work of art in 4A. We have resolved that Columbus' beard must -be trimmed, and have organized a committee, authorized to do it at any cost. That such a blemish on the face of Art as the famed dis- coverer's untrimmed beard could be tolerated is inconceivable. In order to comply with the wish of our honorable seniors, we had decided to erect a large marble monument to their memory on the present site of the Liberty Bank Building, engraved with the names, dates, etc., but the entire idea went on the rocks when we found there was no record of the dates of the birth and death of the aforementioned notables. Therefore, in order to overcome this obstacle, We offer to plant a nut tree in the new barren space south of the school building as a lasting monument. Last month we organized a committee for the purpose of investigat- ing the causes for the strange behavior of the Worthy higher-ups in the cafeteria during the recess and lunch period. At the last meeting, several explanations were offered, among which were: malnutrition, halytosis, im- proper bringing up and pyhorrhea. All these were rejected in favor of one: they were born that way. With regard to the masterminds, Brass Sebert and Peschio, we wish to inform the Seniors that We have among our number their exact counter- parts, Joe Lux, Healy and Remde. With us also are the World-famous debating team, Steffan, Westermier, and Schneggerburgerg and the great humorists, Pappalardo and Sweeney. Jim Kelly accepts with pleasure the title ask-me-another, willed by Schnitter. Hammel resigns himself to the fate of hearing his native town maligned, but he has companions in misery in Neubecker of Williamsville, In conclusion we wish to proclaim that in addition to the months July and August, during which school will be dismissed in honor of the Senior class. we, the Junior class of '27, do declare that hereafter all classes will be dismissed every Saturday and Sunday of the -School year in our honor. Signed 'Class of '28. y tivo

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