St Josephs Academy - Twin Towers Yearbook (Collegeville, IN)

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Brilliant Baseball Career Ended Joe Joseph retired this year from professional baseball, after a third oper¬ ation on his pitching arm failed to al¬ leviate the muscle disorder brought on from overwork. Builds Largest Super- Service Station In control of the output of gasoline in Indiana, Bob Millea has just com¬ pleted building the largest super-service station in the United States. Moran Still Going Leo Moran holds the distinction of being the youngest General in the his¬ tory of the United States Armed Forces. He enlisted at the age of eight¬ een and advanced rapidly to his pres¬ ent position. Makes New Milk Discovery Because many of his cows have died from a recent epidemic, Bob Schmelter has developed a new method of produc¬ ing synthetic milk. Bob claims that his new milk contains more calories and more abundant forms of vitamin Z 1 than any other milk. New President of Stock Exchange Max Sc hmid, a noted cosmopolite, was last month elected president of the New York Stock Exchange. He made his first million in his native city of Chicago. Makes Big Hit At Famous Hotel Donald Tonner and his orchestra just completed a six-weeks’ engagement at the Hoosier Inn, where he was a marked success. Vincent Adds Another Store With another store added to his al¬ ready extended chain, Julius Vincent, who started with a cart, asserts that he owes his success to the thorough educa¬ tion received at St. Joseph’s. Accepts Position As Professor Dr. Paul Wehrle has just completed his own version of Webster’s dictionary, and has accepted a position as Professor of English at the University of Vienna. New Editor At Pee Wee Valley Joe Wolford has just been appointed roving reporter for the Pee Wee Valley Semi-Monthly. Joe started his career as Academy correspondent at St. Joe.

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Headlines of 1950 Famous Anthropologist Lost In Africa Dr. Thomas J. Anthony, D. Sc., the noted anthropologist, together with his party of natives, is reported missing somewhere in the wilds of central Africa. Collier Buys Indianapolis Indians Already holding a monopoly of sev¬ eral Indianapolis business concerns, Joe Collier has added to his investments by purchasing the top-ranking Indianap¬ olis Baseball Team. Just Returns From Big Business Trip Back from South America where he spent six months visiting his numerous banana plantations, Sal Corso now has a monopoly of the banana industry in the United States. Signs Contract With St. Joseph ' s Tom Fox, owner of Fox Experi¬ mental Chemistry Laboratories, recent¬ ly signed a contract to furnish his Alma Mater with chemical supplies. New Head of National Project Recently appointed President of the W.P.A., John Gavin, who started life holding a shovel in his hand, has ex¬ changed it for a fountain pen. Hair Does The Trick Bob Greene has been pictured in the more popular magazines under the heading, Don’t let this happen to you.” Bob is a well paid model for the Greaso Hair Oil ads. Gross Accepts Position With Du Pont His theory on the fifth dimension materialized, Robert Gross has accepted a position with the Du Pont Labora¬ tories. Finally Caught Jack Henry, a racketeer boss of the notoriously powerful Calumet region political machine, was recently indicted for failure to pay his income tax. Makes Big Addition To Poultry Farm The Hoosier, John Hutchinson, has recently added 300 buildings to his small city of chicken houses, and there¬ by has become the most famous pro¬ ducer in the world.

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First row (left to right): R. Vincent, E. Joseph, L. Doyle, J. Probst, O. Commandella; second row: E. McElroy, J. Quinlivan, H. Doyle, R. Meiners, J. Wunderlich, P. Beltemacchi; third row: G. Leahy, J. Mallock, R. Richerts, J. Graham, J. Lange, J. Richert, R. McNamara, The Juniors The Junior Class of ’43 has demonstrated its ability in both scholastic and athletic endeavors. The former reveals that talent and ability are not lacking. More notable has been the Juniors’ contribution to athletics. The names of Wun¬ derlich, McNamara, Leahy, McElroy, and Richert spelled baseball prowess in recent Academy history. The same names, with the addition of little, dynamic Robert Meiners and large dynamic Richard Latendresse, have brought fresh laurels to the Juniors in basketball. In its class officers the Third-Form” discovered capable student leaders. John Wunderlich wielded the gavel as president, with Edmund Joseph, his cooperative assistant, as vice-president. Joseph Probst served as class secretary and treasurer.