St Joseph High School - Sachem Yearbook (St Joseph, IL)

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THE OLIVE AND GOLD Roma: Oh, I wish the Lord had made me a man. Woody Qbashfullyj : He did. I'm the man. lk lk lk No, said julia, everything is over between us: We're through. Shall I return your letters P Elmer was thoughtful for a moment, then replied: Yes please, there is a lot of good stuff in them I can use again. wk at af Mr. Couts: But darling, don't you cook more than we use for dinner ? Mrs. Couts: Why of course, silly. If I didn't how could I economize by making left-over dishes. :sf It at Bill Mc.: VVhat are you doing for a living? Noble Hill: Breathing :of :K 4: Wendell W.: Dad, can you write with your eyes shut ? Mr. W.: Why of course, son. Wendell W.: Then shut your eyes and sign my report card. Skvkbk Father: Why are you always at the bottom of the class ? Burrill Denhart: Because the teachers can't put me any lower. lk FK lk Miss Holmes: These exam papers are just alike. Miss Hubbard: Coincidence or co-operation ? Bk lk Dk Florence: I wish I had a nickle for every boy I've kissed. Elsie: What would you do - - - buy yourself a package of gum? 17 lk lk Pk Mr. Hamilton frushing into clothing storej : What's the time F Clerk: Twenty minutes after five. What can I do for you ? Mr. Hamilton: I want those trousers in the window with the sign 'given away at 5 :20'. 4- at Pk Father: Your conversation is exactly like a musical scale.', Hallie: How is that P Father: It begins with dough and ends with dough. Pk Pk Pk Mr. Blaisdell at pay telephone: No, I don't think so, wait a 'minute and I'll see. fatter much searching on the Hoor he returnsj No, I didn't drop a nickle. Pk Pk Pk Miss Hubbard read the following in a theme: A small Ford coupe' drew up at the door and the following alighted :-Erva White, Lelamarie Edminson, Al- berta Moore, Elsie VVeaver, Hila McCarty, and last but not least, Henry Penrodf' . Page Fifty-Nine

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THE OLIVE AND GOLD Vx' T ll 1: Ii THE ST. JOSEPH OIL COMPANY 1: I: I1 :E THE HOME OF- :g 'r 'r if Tagolene Motor Oil In if Skelly Refractionated Gasoline 'r it EI Skelly Aromax Gasoline :I ff and First-Class SERVICE ff 'r 'r 'r 'v We handle products with a DIPLOMA of :I Satisfaction to their users. Have you graduated from 11 'r 'r I' GAS and OIL to SKELLY and TAGOLENE? in it in 'P 'r 'P if L. E. OFFENSTEIN Props. J. H. THOMPSON I 1: Lf J JOKES The jokes in this section, Are for the few, And if you don't see them It's your point of view. Bk bk Pk Miss Holmes: Tell me what you know about George VVashington. Kenneth Steenbergen: George Washington married May Curtis and in due time became the father of a ------ great countryf, P14 Pk Dk Mr. Couts: 'AHOW do 'ou keen milk from sourin F 5 I g Green Freshman in General Science: 'iLeave it in the cow. bk bk lk Shirley: Bettie I can read you like a book. Bettie: 'fBetter skip a few chapters. Page Fifty+E1'ght

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THE OLIVE AND GOLD DOC'S PLACE SERVICE OGDEN, ILLINOIS 4 1 '1 1 1 1, 1, 1, 1 1, 1, 1, g,::- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 4 Ray: Did you see me with my girl last night ?,' Dale: Yeah, Ray: What do you think of her ? Dale: Well, I'll tell you. Anyone has the right to be homely, but she sure abuses the privilege. vp vw x Mr. Hamilton: This excuse says 'for sicknessf VVhat was the matter with you ? Johnnie: Sleeping sickness. Pk Pk Pk Foods Class. 10 :30 A. M. Lelamarie: Oh, I dropped this egg. Vllhat shall I clean it up with ? Frances F.: Why, use your head, child, use your head. vlf Pk Pk Johnnie: What is a chain store ? Mr. Couts: A place where you buy a marriage license. Pk Dr Pk Man is made of dustg along comes a girl with the hose, and his name is mud. Page Sixty