St Joseph High School - Purple and Gold Yearbook (Escanaba, MI)

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,ua we f ghelbuttplt Rllfl 3231115 used to play With her when I was littlef' Can you identity her ? Marie F. fAt the Elk 'Carnivalj : How did you get in here? Sorensen: I walked in backwards and the ticket eolleetor thought I was going out. In a debate held by the Freshman Boys, Junior O'Donnell, making a last plea for his side, stated the ease ot a person getting seasiek in an airplane. Were you sick, too, Junior? Senior Girls fatter the game at Manistiquej: Where is the best iee ereaiu parlor here? Girl: Praphos'. They have whipped cream on Christmas and New Years. Itis no viee to play cards. Therefore, we find many ot our elassmates earryiug a deek of cards in a handy poeket. Thus it happened that Mareial Sorensen, meet- ing a new Lady Friend, when asked for his eard, drew forth the King of Hearts. Surely you remember the day Nick Rink tell asleep during Physies period and woke up only after Vie Moreau had drummed on his head for thirty minutes! Seheriif: It must be awful to get eaught in a snow-ball tight. Bink: That's nothing. Order your eoflin before you get into au eraser and ehalk fight. Rink: Murphy, you'll he erying in a luinute it' you dou't get out ot' here. Murphy: I hope to shout l won't. Teaeher: What is dew, Mareial? Mareial thalf asleepl : Yes, I did it. Teaeher: Did What? Mareial: My Physics. Sc-heritf: I heard that lioyee had a hroken spring on his lflssex up at lrou Mountain. Meyer: No reason for it. There were only thirteen in it. Royee: Do you know why the grocery store at Trenary is looking prosperous now? Iiemmer: Why ? Boyee: When the football team eame home from Munising Metlee bought Q F a razor set. Brotherton: l'll kill you a hundred and titty ways. Murphy: Uome and try it. 'l+ldward: Uh, please donit eall me ltlddiel Teaeher tduring Cfivies Periodl : Tom Brown gets ?Flllll.00 gl month and spends every eent of it. ln what does this effect the eommuuity? Donald: The eounuunlty has to support hnn when he goes to the poor house. A SPRING DIARY March 21 :4'l'he weather is so niee Father sed he'd give lue 50 eeuts if l'd rite a. Diary. He sed it wood lm a. plesure to reed it when l get old and grey. He sez he regrets very much that he didn't rite enny when he wrz a boy and used to tite with the kids and go swinnnin' in the lake and made a slingshot. So l'ui going to rite it w

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Nix 1, ' chewutzplt ani: Mum WE WEPT when as an effect of the sloppy sox tad, Kaye had to dis- card the green and roll his own. Poor green! Five Funny we donit hear about Eugene Roemer being an Amateur Champion llundred Player. At a recent card party he won two games out of nine. Teacher: What Was the greater invention, the wheel or the autd? Ulass: The wheel. Niek: 'l'hanks tor the buewrv ride. Cha 'l'eac-her: Why did Aeneas take the gods of Troy with 11im on his voyage? Murphy: Perhaps they earried insuranee. Patriek Henry has been dethroned. t'lNlember the speech Boyce made at the Senior eup presentation?j lleeall the day when Nick Rink was asked to donate 3310.00 to heat the Senior Room. 'Twas only ten below, yet he refused. Wanted: A remedy which can be guaranteed to keep Brotherton from writing letters during class time. Also a remedy for his many ailments that l1e seems to have earried over from the football season. ,Member that brisk February morn after the tinals, when Sister Superior told us some ilain taets about our low standinffsf-said we came to school 'ust to kee ,. . . D N . warm! tlt was only thirty below in the Senior Roonrj After ex Jerieneinfr about tilt ' risinff careers-more or less- Jrodueed bv the , .D . l . e , . . . . - presenee ot small pointed ebyeets on lns seat. 'led SCll0l1l-li thought it llttlllg that the subjeet for the Senior Debate better be 'l'aeks R6lll1Ct1011i,. Boyee's philosophy: flhureh starts after the collection. Sorensen has set some fine reeords during his glorious high sehool days that other students may shoot at. lle has: -I 1. Always been 2. Always been o. Always been l. Always been 5. Always been the the the the the Bovee: When l take Sunday. last in handing in assignments. sleepiest Senior during liatin period. most persistent tease. most attentive to the other sex. ' brightest laboratory student during the girls' period. my girl out I take her to T.ouie's and get her a tledunk Sorensen : When l take my girl out l take her to the library and get her a book. Bink: llid you ever know that Brotherton was a poor hunter? Murphy: No. Why? llink: l wonder what he was hunting for baek from Munising with Yalind's lludson. ing when he drove in the woods, eom- alter graduation? Sorensen: Hey Meyerl Where you going Meyer : Northwestern. Sorensen: You're lueky. Meyer: llow do you tigure? 'llhey pay only three bueks a day. l.emmer: l hear Murphy has a. murderous job. lloemer: Yes. Hes working in a butt-her shop. 'l'alking about former good times and pals. lion lloyee was lnard to say: l

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Eihfqmurpeam mum 1 FTF' so that I can ern 50'cents. 2-dae is the First dae of spring and Skinny and me went flown to the swimmin, pool and telt the water. Its gettin warm and we're akin to go in. Wc'll go down agin 2-morrow nite. March 22 :-fare and kool: We Illdlllt go to the pool 2-dae cuz Ducky Feet had a fite with Muster Ole and it wuz better 2 c that then to feel the water and no you kan't go in. Muster Ole got a black eye and Ducky Feet smashed his fist when he hit Muster Ole. Tomorrow me and Skinny is going 2 e who can fite the best. Mus- ter Ole and Tom Ato have bet ten marbles and a nite on me and Slim and Skim haie bet on Skinny. We are going to win tho' b-cuz Skinny canlt do so many triks as me. I am going to pnt rassin on my face and hands so he'll get the worst ot it. ' WJ!! 7' 5 X L ' -in ' X E 1 , . 'l'om .Xto is my trainer. March 23:-biite and snnshiny. Me and Skinny had our tite down in 'llikey's alley and I one. to me no more. tered up. March 2-1: had an arevmei P. Gee, Skinny wus soar, he sed I didn't fite fare and he won't talk Anyhow I got a jack nii'e out of it and Skinny's hands is all blis- -lla wus madder'n he wus for a long time. Skinny's Pa and my Pa it and Skinny's Pa sed if I didnit stay away from Skinny he wood smash l'a's face to paste and Pa has got a willow switch handy. I am a little bit skared and Pm going to split all the would after skool 2-morrow. Maybe then Pa will fergit it. March 25 :--We skippt skool 2-dae. The sun wus so warm we walked bear footed to the pool. We went in SWllll11ll1l,. Gee, it wus swell. Skinny wus their 2 and we have maid up. Me and Skinny swam a race and Skinny one, I kood have one but I thot ltd give Skinny a chance. 2-morrow me and Tom Ato is going to have a race. I'm going to win this won tho'. I hope Sissy Sealskin dosent sqneel to Pa that we skippt skool. l didn't git that wood split. Maybe l'll lind time 2-morrow. If I don't maybe l'a will use his willow. March 26 :-Skool again 2-dae. we all had to git a x-cnse so we went to the Blarksniith shop and Ole Abe he rote all of them I us and we caine back late and we had 2 stay after 4 an our and so we didn't have our race and I didn't split my wood. Pa sez 2-nite il' that wood aint all split 2-morrow nite he wood use his willow. So I gess we can't have the race 2-morrow ether. March 27' :--2-dae wus satnrdae and I split all tl1e wood. Pa sez I wus a good boy and he gave me ten cence to buy anything I wanted. Gee, l'm tired and my hands IS all blistered. March 28 :-I think l'1l start sayin 4 a bais bal batt. The Ilinkey Dinks I going 2 4-ell thires 4 one doller b-cuz they need it to repare there club hous. I have told them l would save 4 it. Mabee if l git the money snne ennt I can git it. Enny how I hope so, I have my IU sense from choppin the wood so new l onley nce.l ninety cents, so I will do lny best to git it. Skinny is goin to save to b-cuz he's goin 2 bny there ball. Ilis is won-lifty cuz it os more new then the batt, and b-sides Skinny is rieherqn me so he kin git a more x-pensive meens ot amusement. Father sed he wood give me Sc if l wood keep klecn all dae. So I kept kleen but it wns worth 5,ll1l2l4 dollars, All the gang went swimmin' and i staid home. I will never do it agin. Skinny one and his Pa gave him 25 cents I winning. March 29 :-We all had tree 2-dae b-cuz are Techer .loans wus sick. We plai.l marbles on 1Jean's korner 4 a while and thet's where he is sick and Missns Dean gave Us eeeh a nikkel to go away so we all went to Mister pains drug stoie and get a sody Then we all went ketchin, frogs. l have kot I and have brot them home and