St Joseph High School - Purple and Gold Yearbook (Escanaba, MI)

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Nix 1, ' chewutzplt ani: Mum WE WEPT when as an effect of the sloppy sox tad, Kaye had to dis- card the green and roll his own. Poor green! Five Funny we donit hear about Eugene Roemer being an Amateur Champion llundred Player. At a recent card party he won two games out of nine. Teacher: What Was the greater invention, the wheel or the autd? Ulass: The wheel. Niek: 'l'hanks tor the buewrv ride. Cha 'l'eac-her: Why did Aeneas take the gods of Troy with 11im on his voyage? Murphy: Perhaps they earried insuranee. Patriek Henry has been dethroned. t'lNlember the speech Boyce made at the Senior eup presentation?j lleeall the day when Nick Rink was asked to donate 3310.00 to heat the Senior Room. 'Twas only ten below, yet he refused. Wanted: A remedy which can be guaranteed to keep Brotherton from writing letters during class time. Also a remedy for his many ailments that l1e seems to have earried over from the football season. ,Member that brisk February morn after the tinals, when Sister Superior told us some ilain taets about our low standinffsf-said we came to school 'ust to kee ,. . . D N . warm! tlt was only thirty below in the Senior Roonrj After ex Jerieneinfr about tilt ' risinff careers-more or less- Jrodueed bv the , .D . l . e , . . . . - presenee ot small pointed ebyeets on lns seat. 'led SCll0l1l-li thought it llttlllg that the subjeet for the Senior Debate better be 'l'aeks R6lll1Ct1011i,. Boyee's philosophy: flhureh starts after the collection. Sorensen has set some fine reeords during his glorious high sehool days that other students may shoot at. lle has: -I 1. Always been 2. Always been o. Always been l. Always been 5. Always been the the the the the Bovee: When l take Sunday. last in handing in assignments. sleepiest Senior during liatin period. most persistent tease. most attentive to the other sex. ' brightest laboratory student during the girls' period. my girl out I take her to T.ouie's and get her a tledunk Sorensen : When l take my girl out l take her to the library and get her a book. Bink: llid you ever know that Brotherton was a poor hunter? Murphy: No. Why? llink: l wonder what he was hunting for baek from Munising with Yalind's lludson. ing when he drove in the woods, eom- alter graduation? Sorensen: Hey Meyerl Where you going Meyer : Northwestern. Sorensen: You're lueky. Meyer: llow do you tigure? 'llhey pay only three bueks a day. l.emmer: l hear Murphy has a. murderous job. lloemer: Yes. Hes working in a butt-her shop. 'l'alking about former good times and pals. lion lloyee was lnard to say: l

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,ua we f ghelbuttplt Rllfl 3231115 used to play With her when I was littlef' Can you identity her ? Marie F. fAt the Elk 'Carnivalj : How did you get in here? Sorensen: I walked in backwards and the ticket eolleetor thought I was going out. In a debate held by the Freshman Boys, Junior O'Donnell, making a last plea for his side, stated the ease ot a person getting seasiek in an airplane. Were you sick, too, Junior? Senior Girls fatter the game at Manistiquej: Where is the best iee ereaiu parlor here? Girl: Praphos'. They have whipped cream on Christmas and New Years. Itis no viee to play cards. Therefore, we find many ot our elassmates earryiug a deek of cards in a handy poeket. Thus it happened that Mareial Sorensen, meet- ing a new Lady Friend, when asked for his eard, drew forth the King of Hearts. Surely you remember the day Nick Rink tell asleep during Physies period and woke up only after Vie Moreau had drummed on his head for thirty minutes! Seheriif: It must be awful to get eaught in a snow-ball tight. Bink: That's nothing. Order your eoflin before you get into au eraser and ehalk fight. Rink: Murphy, you'll he erying in a luinute it' you dou't get out ot' here. Murphy: I hope to shout l won't. Teaeher: What is dew, Mareial? Mareial thalf asleepl : Yes, I did it. Teaeher: Did What? Mareial: My Physics. Sc-heritf: I heard that lioyee had a hroken spring on his lflssex up at lrou Mountain. Meyer: No reason for it. There were only thirteen in it. Royee: Do you know why the grocery store at Trenary is looking prosperous now? Iiemmer: Why ? Boyee: When the football team eame home from Munising Metlee bought Q F a razor set. Brotherton: l'll kill you a hundred and titty ways. Murphy: Uome and try it. 'l+ldward: Uh, please donit eall me ltlddiel Teaeher tduring Cfivies Periodl : Tom Brown gets ?Flllll.00 gl month and spends every eent of it. ln what does this effect the eommuuity? Donald: The eounuunlty has to support hnn when he goes to the poor house. A SPRING DIARY March 21 :4'l'he weather is so niee Father sed he'd give lue 50 eeuts if l'd rite a. Diary. He sed it wood lm a. plesure to reed it when l get old and grey. He sez he regrets very much that he didn't rite enny when he wrz a boy and used to tite with the kids and go swinnnin' in the lake and made a slingshot. So l'ui going to rite it w