St Joseph High School - Crescent Yearbook (St Joseph, MI)

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Baitinger 8: Kingsley You Can Travel all over the country Furniture and you'll never iind better clothes and 1 better values than we have right in this Picture Framing store. Come in and Register your name on our long list of satisfied cus- tomers. A. W. ZICK Phone 106 403 State 316 STATE STREET GILLESPIES Milla Stuhin DRUG STGRE MAKER OF The Store Physicians Recommend Fine Photographs F raining ew PRESCRIPTIONS Amateur Finishing'-, ICE CREAM SODA KODAKS I -1 S J Phone 366 220 State St. 41... State St. -:- t. ose l

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SHOULD I-I-i 1 .l XE TVIED Ir. A man rushed into a farm yard and asked the use of a ladder. mWhat do you Want the ladder for F , asked the farmer. ' VVhy, my Ford is up in a tree, down the road. l'Up in a tree? Are you crazy? How in the wo-rld did your Ford get up in a tree F 'lWYell, you see, I was cranking it and the darned thing slipped out of my hands. INEFFECTUAL. On a cold morning recently a small boy stood intently Watching a man drawing a blanket o-ver the hood of his machine. lVhen the operation Was completed, the boy said: Hlt's no use, mister, you can't fool anybodyg any- one can tell it's a Ford. The Ford broke down and the driver got out and got underf' After waiting several minutes one of the occupants leaned over the side of the car and shouted: L'lfVhat are you doing? Milking it? ul-Iave you heard that Fords are not required to carry lamps ? What is the reason for that ? l'T'hey are light enough Without them. 102

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JLXND BEHIND. A party driving in a large eight-cylinder car pulled up behind another machine. One of the ladies in the party, almost suffocated With dust. said: For heaven's sake, why don't you pass that car ? Oh, what's the useg thatls a Ford, and there are hundreds of them ahead of us. l'W'here were you going when I saw you last night ? ' I was going to my sister's house. It was her Wedding anniversary. 'WVhich one ? Her tin wedding anniversary. 'WVhat did you give her for a present ?'l N NA Ford auto-mobile. I thought you had the agency for the Ford automobile. I did, but they took it away from me. 'WVho- took it away ? The tive and ten cent store. 'WVhat do you think of Fords ? They are all right if they don't get in your hair. 'lt is reported that when a large car, which had lain upside down in a damp place for a Week, was righted, several small Fords ran out from be- neath it. 104