St Joseph Academy - Sajoscript Yearbook (Columbus, OH)

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SANDALPHON Mamma, said little Elsie, I do wish I had some money to give you for the poor children. Her mother, wishing to teach the lesson of self-sacrifice, said Very well, my dear, if you would like to go without sugar for a week, I'll give you the money instead, and then you will have some. The little one considered solemnly for a moment, and then said, Must it be sugar, mama? Why, no, darling, not necessarily. What would you like to do without? Soap, mama, was Elsie 's answer. An English paper publishes this advertisement: For sale, baker's business, good trade, large oven, present owner been in it for seven years, good reasons for leaving. Teacher: We borrowed our num- erals from the Arabs, our calendar from the Romans and our banking from the Italians. Can anyone think of any other examples? NVillie NVillis: Our lawnmower from the Smiths, our shovel from the Joneses, and our baby carriage from the Bumps. Butchers-Wanted, man-must be able to cut and serve a customer. Mother: Oh, Freddy, I thought you were going to economize and I find you with both jam and butter on your bread! Freddy: Why, of course, mother! One piece of bread does for both. He: And why do you think I am a poor judge of human nature? She: Because you have such a good opinion of yourself. Are the farmers allowed to make cider since prohibition went into effect? Surely, Haven't you heard of the freedom of the press? page one hundred fifty Lady: Why didn't you send your assistant to mend my electric bell? Man: I did send him, madam, and he said that he rang about a, dozen times, and as he didn't get any answer he came to the conclusion that you must be out. The small boy's head bobbed up over the garden wall, and a meek little voice asked: Please, Miss Brown, may I have my arrow ll Yes, dear, certainly, the next door neighbor answered, beaming. Where did it fall? I think, was the reply, It's stuck in your cat. The average school pupil seems to have considerable trouble in pronounc- ing the terminal Hg of present par- ticiples. Robert,,' said a teacher during the reading lesson, please read the first sentence. A diminutive lad rose to his feet and read: See that horse runnin'. Don't forget the 'g' Robert, admonished the teacher. Gee! See that horse runnin'. A woman went to the bank and asked for a new check book. I've lost the one you gave me yesterdayf' she said. But it doesn't matter. I took the precaution of signing all the checks as soon as I got it--so, of course, it won't be any use to any one else. Ah, here's something interesting, said the near-sighted American tour- ist in Holland. Let's wait and see the game . Game'? I don 't see any game. What's that ahead of us?'-' A windmill. My mistake! I thought it was a baseball pitcher going through the motions preliminary to sending a hot one over the plate.