St Joseph Academy - Jomara Yearbook (Yakima, WA)

Page 96 text:

Eighty-four T H E A U R o R A O NOT TAKE LIFE TOO SERI- QR MEATS OF QUALITY OUSLY-you will never get out with prompt and efficient service We invite your pat- ronage at the following markets: of it alive. Buy your Clothing, Hats, Furnishings and Shoes at this Progressive Store where value and courtesy are paramount. Columbia Market Cowiche Market Eleventh Avenue Market Washington Market Yakima Market GIBSON PACKING CO. MCGANN-MAYER CO. 14 E. Yakima Ave. Yakima, Washington ELITE LAUNDRY In Every Line of lndustry Specialists Succeed. Our Specialty is Rough Dry Family Wash. Phone 347 W. F. SMITH, Prop.

Page 95 text:

T H E EA U R O R A Eighty-three The next,one in this room that speaks above a whisper shall be put out, ex- claimed the irate teacher. Hip, hip, horayl shouted the class as they started for the door. We want an alert oflice girl. Yes, said the applicant for a job. Are you alert? No, sir, I'm Alice. A school teacher wrote a sentence on the board and beneath it wrote, Define the above and punctuate it. Each child in the room was to copy the sentence on paper and follow the teacher's instructions. One little girl wrote, The above is heaven. It is punctuated by angels and stars. During the early ages explained the teacher, there were two kinds of years, the Civil and the Ritual. Can anyone tell me how they are divided now? Monaclairc- Leap year and plain year, Sister. Genevieve- If you were standing on a dime why would it be like Woolworth's five and ten cent store. Yvonne- Too deep. Why? Genevieve- Because it would be nothing above ten cents. Who was Cyclops, Marcella? I think he was the man that wrote the cyclopediaf' Sailor- We have just seen some banana skins and orange peels floating on the starboard sir. ColumbusJ Was there any chewing gum? Sailor- No siref' Columbus-'i' Then it must bc the West Indies welre coming to, and I'd hoped it was America. Wanted by a certain senior, sand to cover up the Meyer in her back yard. Axiom of an autoist. A detour is the shortest distance between two points. Teacher of Hygiene- Why must we al- ways be careful to keep our homes clean and neat? Josephine- Because company might walk in any moment. THE BONNET NOOK ' High Class Hats Most Seasonable At Prices That Are Reasonable 321 E, Yakima Opposite Liberty Theatre YAKIMA TENT 85 AWNING CO. Camp Equipment and Fancy Awnings 207 West Yakima Ave. HATS for every age at PRICES for Everybody J. V. KAUFFMAN Upstairs, 311 E. Yakima Ave. O. L. YOUNG Plumbing and Heating 408 East Yakima Ave. GLADSON McCLOY SHOE CO. A Fit for Every Foot IWC? YAKIMA THE SHASTA Fountain Lunch Soft. Drinks Cigars Billiards 14 No. 2nd St. J. M. CURRY Merchant Tailor Custom-Made Garments HSM East Yakima Ave. Yakima, Wash.

Page 97 text:

T H E A U R O R A Eefghtyffizie' Teacher- Did you find that definition in your dictionary? Marcellak4'No, Sister, I found it in Webster's.l' Dorothy's affections are 'Waning' and she doesn't know whether to buy Shrimp by the ton or by the pound. Angela-'fWe've found out that Elsie is 'Cravin' for a fireside. Elsie-f'You donlt blame me any, do you? Jean needs a new pair of glasses, but she can't find the right Lentz for them. The sweet maid entered Ditter Bros. and inquired of the smiling clerk, K'Where shall I find ladies waists? Between the neekwear and the hosiery, he quickly replied. Experience is what you get when you are looking for something else. If we didn't have holidays once in a while, we couldn't appreciate the restful- ness of hard workf' 99 5 - H I :U rio ew 52 5' EE 'E get U55 :J-S U' 9.2 U10 :Di 5.22 'wJ ii U-' O 5' U2 f'D FD T Sing a song of laughter, Pocket full of smiles What the world is after Beats all other wiles Life's too short for grumpiness Spend your little while Looking for the beautifulw Wearing of the smilefl That's a fine collar you have there. C-Do you like it? V-Yes, and I know where you got it. C-Where? V-Around your neck. To the seven wonders of the world, Add this for number eight: Girl's hair grows curly in front, And in the back grows straight. Catherine-Let us go to Draper's store until the shower is over. -- .1 SHOES AND, HOSIERY That's All IRA LOUIS BROWN Save Money-Buy Your Fur- niture, Rugs and Trunks CR00K?jll1'0N17llURNlTIIllEtE STORE BILLY DRISCOLL'S Tuxedo Five Open for all Engagements Phone 609-J SMITH FURNITURE CO. Home Furnishers 26-28 No. 2nd St. Phone 309 SHAW-HUSTON CO. ' - ' . UNDERTAKERS Doris I prefer to go into a hardware store. sedan Ambulance Phone 306 You won't see so many things you want.