St Joseph Academy - Jomara Yearbook (Yakima, WA)

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Eighty-twq T H E A U R O R A . A Small Thing to Look 1 Look for the Q LEMUNINC for but a big thing Lemon Label! to no Yakima Avenue at Third Street HOME OF THE 2 PANTS SUITS FOR MEN AND BOYS N. P. CAFE Meals 25c and Up 9-11 Front so YAKIMA VALLEY BANK An Exceptional Bank Invites Your Business J. T. BROWN News Agency 10 East A Street THE CRESCENT Dry Goods 502 West Yakima Ave. THE GRAMS STUDIO IDA GRAMS, Mgr. Portraits, 81.50 to 88.00 Dozen Kodak Finishing, Zc to 4c 14 East A Street Yakima, Wash. M. 85 E. WHITMORE 313 West Yakima Ave. WE CLEAN EVERYTHING FRENCH ELECTRIC DYE WORKS O. R. HIGDON, Prop. Warninge If you have a Good Suit or Rug send it to a Reliable Cleaner Plant, 709 W. Yakima Ave. Phone 1977 Office, 25 N. Second St. Phone 1192 HAROLD M. PETERSON Sporting Goods and Bicycles 306 West Yakima Ave. EASTMAN FILMS, and KODAK FINISHING Double Daily Service In at 10-Out at 2 In at 1-Out at 5 Remember it with Flowers from THE KAMEO FLOWER SHOP VALLEY PHARMACY 210 E. Yakima Ave. Phone 225 Phone 2937 407 East Yakima

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T H E A U R Q R A Eighty-one Beryl-'KI wonder if that lecturer meant anything by it? Elizabeth- By what? Beryl- He advertised a lecture on 'Fish' and when I bought my ticket it was marked 'Admit One'. Monaclaire was almost through her piece, when she came to a word she could not pronounce. Barque, prompted her dramatic teacher. Monaclaire looked at her classmates and laughed. Barque, Monaclaireln exclaimed her teacher,sharp- ly. Monaclaire, looked up at the teacher, then finally cried out, Bow-Wow! Elsie- Teachers are as bad as immigra- tion authorities at Ellis Isle. Leona- How's that? Elsie- They took the slogan 'They Shall not Pass'. Teacher- Name one important thing we have now that we didn' t have a hundred years ago. Bernadine- Me. Margaret- I want to look at some mir- rors? Storekeeper- Hand mi rrors? Margaret-UNO, some that I can see my face 1n.', Chemistry Teacher- Name three articles containing starch. Lois- Two cuffs and a collarf' The teacher was trying to impress upon her pupils the importance of doing right at all times, and to bring out the answer 'Bad habits' she inquired, What is it that we lind so easy to get into and so hard to get out of? There was silence for a moment then Mary answered, 'bed'. What was she pinched for? Her father let her use the car for an hour. Well? She tried to ride an hour in fifteen minutes. 37 Teacher Cafter lesson on snowj- As we walk out on a cold winter day and look around, what do We see on every hand? Pupil-' ' Gloves. ' ' Phone 401 YAKIMA HARDWARE COMPANY Retail Wholesale Dealers in Good Goods Only See the YAKIMA REAL ESTATE COMPANY Katherine E. Van Slyke For Insurance and Real Estate 224 Miller Building P. A. GAUL Realtor Real Estate Insurance Loans Miller Bldg. Yakima INLAND COMMERCIAL CO. J . B. Ernsdorif V Wholesale and Retail Heating and Power Specialties Weather Instruments for Orchard and Home Petroleum Black Fuel Oils , 3 g ., :. A ,ggar -5: 'fgiigvrgigii :. kia F sf ii Ray Rotary Fuel Oil Burners A MECHANICAL MASTERPIECE For Home or Factory For Heat or Power Ernsdorii Orchard Heaters and Fuel Not New But Proven Oflice and Plant 1202 South lst St.

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T H E EA U R O R A Eighty-three The next,one in this room that speaks above a whisper shall be put out, ex- claimed the irate teacher. Hip, hip, horayl shouted the class as they started for the door. We want an alert oflice girl. Yes, said the applicant for a job. Are you alert? No, sir, I'm Alice. A school teacher wrote a sentence on the board and beneath it wrote, Define the above and punctuate it. Each child in the room was to copy the sentence on paper and follow the teacher's instructions. One little girl wrote, The above is heaven. It is punctuated by angels and stars. During the early ages explained the teacher, there were two kinds of years, the Civil and the Ritual. Can anyone tell me how they are divided now? Monaclairc- Leap year and plain year, Sister. Genevieve- If you were standing on a dime why would it be like Woolworth's five and ten cent store. Yvonne- Too deep. Why? Genevieve- Because it would be nothing above ten cents. Who was Cyclops, Marcella? I think he was the man that wrote the cyclopediaf' Sailor- We have just seen some banana skins and orange peels floating on the starboard sir. ColumbusJ Was there any chewing gum? Sailor- No siref' Columbus-'i' Then it must bc the West Indies welre coming to, and I'd hoped it was America. Wanted by a certain senior, sand to cover up the Meyer in her back yard. Axiom of an autoist. A detour is the shortest distance between two points. Teacher of Hygiene- Why must we al- ways be careful to keep our homes clean and neat? Josephine- Because company might walk in any moment. THE BONNET NOOK ' High Class Hats Most Seasonable At Prices That Are Reasonable 321 E, Yakima Opposite Liberty Theatre YAKIMA TENT 85 AWNING CO. Camp Equipment and Fancy Awnings 207 West Yakima Ave. HATS for every age at PRICES for Everybody J. V. KAUFFMAN Upstairs, 311 E. Yakima Ave. O. L. YOUNG Plumbing and Heating 408 East Yakima Ave. GLADSON McCLOY SHOE CO. A Fit for Every Foot IWC? YAKIMA THE SHASTA Fountain Lunch Soft. Drinks Cigars Billiards 14 No. 2nd St. J. M. CURRY Merchant Tailor Custom-Made Garments HSM East Yakima Ave. Yakima, Wash.