St Joseph Academy - Jomara Yearbook (Yakima, WA)

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Seventy-six T H E A U R O R A L nole Rugs Window Shades THOME FURNITURE CO. Always Good Value for Your Money Phones: Store 2994-Jg Residence 1750-J 204 West Yakima Ave. Yakima, Wash. MONEY SKAGGS clsu SAVING UNI'I'ED STORES SIMS Groceries - Meats Op t gnthefoll gtt Ut h C If Id h Yakima, Wy g O g Washington N d CALLAHAN CO. With Over Twenty Years' Reputation -F or We sell only the BEST MADE and at the lowest prices for Guaranteed Merchandise. If you see it at CALLAHAN COMPANY'S ITS NE EDUCATION HAS A BEGINNING BUT N0 ENDING And it can have no real BEGINNING Without the Teaching of THRIFT This Bank Pays 492, Interest on Savings A Bank of Excellent Service YAKIMA TRUST COMPANY DEPARTMENTS Commercial Savings Trust Bond Safe Deposit . . . DIRECTORS F1rstNatlonal Bank of Yakima R. M. Hardv A. D. Sloan CAPITOL AND SURPLUS '5 ' W N Irishv Jos. P. Kohls Alex nder Vlilgf I7JicE'gi2:g?IWEQ1BS3D?si1ciJ?g:n, Vice Pres Joe L' Clift J' J' Crawford J A I d C h r C-M-Whart0n,A t t P V A. J. Gamble W. L. Dimrnick PBAII AtCh' FHshrkeyAmchf HFC fdAtChEJI kAnch W-A-Bell

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T H E A U R O R A Seventy-five Dear Walt Mason: If only my cheeks were as red as my hair! In the dark I'm forever mistaking myself for a ghost. Isn't there something that can make me an athletic and rosy person? Ursula. Dear Ursula: Use your brothcr's Jack-rabbit stick. Walt Mason. English Teacher-Tomorrow the subject for composition work will be A Receipe for Slang. . Anna Mary Devlin-Do you mean to elimi- nate it or to stimulate it? Teacher of Christian Doctrine. Initiation Day-Name the joyful mysteries. Freshman-First mystery. The Initiation, The beginners in music were given a quotation relating to music, which would tell what they were trying to do at prac- tice. The sentence, I will improve my fingering, fell to one little tot. When she went home she inquired, as to its meaning. Mother, what does fingering mean? It means finger ring. The finger on which you wear your ring. English Teacher-Use the word distin- guish in a sentence. Pupil-Men were hurrying hither and thither to distinguish the flames. Marie- Yes, Helen, as I was saying, Anna Mary has no manners. Why, while I was talking to her this noon, she yawned eleven times. Helen- Perhaps, Marie, she wasn't yawn- ing-she might have wanted to say somethingf, Angela is thinking of starting in house- keeping, if she can find an a-Dorn-ment for the breakfast table. Senior- I just put my hand on a hot iron. What shall I do about it? English Teacher- Read Carlyle's Essay on Burns. Jean- I wish the Lord had made me a man. Agnes- Maybe he has and you haven't found him yet. . -0 YAKIMA STEAM LAUNDRY Launderers, Dry Cleaners and Dyers 111 S. 2nd Street Phones 655 and 80 POWDER PUFF BEAUTY SHOP MRS. A. L. FREECE Marcel Waving Scalp Treatments 311 E. Yakima Avenue Phone 407 Independent Hemstitching Shop MRS. E. E. KELSO Hemstitching, Pleating, Pinking and Buttons Phone 2810 311 East Yakima Avenue THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Are Producing for the Nation its Greatest Need- Men of Character Trained for Citizenship Inquire at Yakima Scout Headquarters THE WESTERN LABORATORIES 420 Masonic Temple and St. Elizabeth's Hospital Q H. J. JACOBUS U. S. L. Batteries Repairing Recharging 308 East Chestnut St. ANDREWS MOTOR CO. Willys Knight and Overland Dealers 101 S. Third St. WILLIAM E.SCIjIASiE COMPANY peciaize Electrical Service 115 So. 3rd St. Phone 33

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T H E A U R O R A Seventy-seven First Mother- In what course do you I expect your daughter to graduate? - 9 Second Mother- Why, in a course of S f ' I . mme' SuppOSL., '19 NO. 2nd sn. Teacher- Name the five zones. Marion- Temperate, intemperate, war, postal, and O. Marie was studying the English Langu- age. When I discovered, that if I was quick I was fast, that if I was tired I was fast, and if I spent too freely I was fast, I was discouraged. But when I came across the sentence 'The Hrst one won one prize,' I was tempted to give up trying to learn English. Kitty, said her mother, rebukingly, you must sit still when you are at the table. I can't, Mamma, protested the little girl, I'm a fidgetarianf' Marcella- Dorothy, there must be a lot of iron in your system. Dorothy- Why do you think so? Marcella- Because you lose your temper when you get hot. Sister- Now, Angela, don't let me speak to you again. Angela- How can I prevent you, Sister? Teacher to Freshmen- Children should be seen not heard. Freshmen- But Sister you don't want us all to develop into moving picture ac- tresses, do you? Eleanor- Monaclaire spells ridiculously. Frances- Does she? Well if she does, its about the only word she can spell as far as my observation goes. Ruth walks to keep thin. Hence the attraction for 'fLa Rue, Cthe streetj. Was Rome founded by Romeo, in- quired a freshman of the senior. No, replied the wise one, it was Juliet who was found dead by Romeo. Teacher- I noticed you were talking during history this morning. Olavin- I bet your pardon, but I do not recall it. I must have been talking in my sleep. FOOD OF QUALITY AND SERVICE UNEXCELLED Remember Our Coffee Shop Our Lunches Satisfy DITTER'S GROCERY Phone 841 FOR ECONOMIC TRANSPORTATION 1M'rxg'Ez-Ein eif rvl ll,-ll.. MOTOR CARS J. H. WEBER, Inc. 221 West Yakima Ave.