St Joseph Academy - Jomara Yearbook (Yakima, WA)

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T H E A U R O R A Seventy-five Dear Walt Mason: If only my cheeks were as red as my hair! In the dark I'm forever mistaking myself for a ghost. Isn't there something that can make me an athletic and rosy person? Ursula. Dear Ursula: Use your brothcr's Jack-rabbit stick. Walt Mason. English Teacher-Tomorrow the subject for composition work will be A Receipe for Slang. . Anna Mary Devlin-Do you mean to elimi- nate it or to stimulate it? Teacher of Christian Doctrine. Initiation Day-Name the joyful mysteries. Freshman-First mystery. The Initiation, The beginners in music were given a quotation relating to music, which would tell what they were trying to do at prac- tice. The sentence, I will improve my fingering, fell to one little tot. When she went home she inquired, as to its meaning. Mother, what does fingering mean? It means finger ring. The finger on which you wear your ring. English Teacher-Use the word distin- guish in a sentence. Pupil-Men were hurrying hither and thither to distinguish the flames. Marie- Yes, Helen, as I was saying, Anna Mary has no manners. Why, while I was talking to her this noon, she yawned eleven times. Helen- Perhaps, Marie, she wasn't yawn- ing-she might have wanted to say somethingf, Angela is thinking of starting in house- keeping, if she can find an a-Dorn-ment for the breakfast table. Senior- I just put my hand on a hot iron. What shall I do about it? English Teacher- Read Carlyle's Essay on Burns. Jean- I wish the Lord had made me a man. Agnes- Maybe he has and you haven't found him yet. . -0 YAKIMA STEAM LAUNDRY Launderers, Dry Cleaners and Dyers 111 S. 2nd Street Phones 655 and 80 POWDER PUFF BEAUTY SHOP MRS. A. L. FREECE Marcel Waving Scalp Treatments 311 E. Yakima Avenue Phone 407 Independent Hemstitching Shop MRS. E. E. KELSO Hemstitching, Pleating, Pinking and Buttons Phone 2810 311 East Yakima Avenue THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA Are Producing for the Nation its Greatest Need- Men of Character Trained for Citizenship Inquire at Yakima Scout Headquarters THE WESTERN LABORATORIES 420 Masonic Temple and St. Elizabeth's Hospital Q H. J. JACOBUS U. S. L. Batteries Repairing Recharging 308 East Chestnut St. ANDREWS MOTOR CO. Willys Knight and Overland Dealers 101 S. Third St. WILLIAM E.SCIjIASiE COMPANY peciaize Electrical Service 115 So. 3rd St. Phone 33

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Seventy-four T H E A U R O R A Dear Walt Mason: One thougliioccurs to me over and over BISCHOFF'S agaln' and ls e bane of my exlstence' It We specialize in Men and Young Men's Two-Pants is this: from whom shall I take short hand-and how may I become complete master of it? Eleanor. Dear Eleanor: The shortest hand I know of is a baby's. Hold it tight. Walt Mason. Dear Walt Mason: My hair is a brilliant, bright red, and I want to keep it that way. Neither vine- gar, lemon juice, or ammonia makes it redder, now. They seem to have reached their limit as a useful shampoo. Oh, do tell me what else to try-for if it gets darker and loses its golden sheen I shall be bitterly disappointed. Monaclaire. Dear Monaclaire: Ask Moses for a little Red Sea. Walt Mason. Dear Walt Mason: The girls are forever teasing me about my small feet. They even threaten to buy me baby-booties. What can I do to lengthen my foot? Yvonne. Dear Yvonne: Order a Longfellow Walt Mason. Dear Walt Mason: Leona thinks she is small, but I am smaller. I wouldn't even come up to the lirst button on your vest pocket. Don't you pity me? Lois. Dear Lois: Yes. Sleep on a stretcher. Walt Mason. Dear Walt Mason: I've followed Dame Fashion's advice for all black and shiny-haired damsels, and bobbed my hair Dutch fashion. Now I am tired to death of my chosen style, but my bangs will not grow out. What shall I do? Genevieve. Dear Genevieve: Ask them to please grow IN! Walt Mason. Suits to sell at 522.50 - 825.00 - S30.00 Get the thrifty habit and buy your Shoes at our store. We give you real values. Men's Dress Shoes ...... 34.95 to 87.50 Boys' Shoes .....,.,,,,,. 32.25 to 94.50 A. J. BISCHOFF Bish'll Treat Us Right 107 E. Yakima Ave. Yakima, Wash. NVEST YOUR YOUTH IN KNOWLEDGE so in later years you can invest in interest- bearing securities. We offer you the best of investments. Yakima Mortgage Loan Co. FOUNTAIN PENS Conklin Waterman Parker PENCILS Conklin Parker Waterman Dow Fountain Pens and Automatic Pencils Repaired TUFTS DRUG CO. Miller Transfer 85 Storage Co. Phone 571 Office, 8 East A St. Yakima

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Seventy-six T H E A U R O R A L nole Rugs Window Shades THOME FURNITURE CO. Always Good Value for Your Money Phones: Store 2994-Jg Residence 1750-J 204 West Yakima Ave. Yakima, Wash. MONEY SKAGGS clsu SAVING UNI'I'ED STORES SIMS Groceries - Meats Op t gnthefoll gtt Ut h C If Id h Yakima, Wy g O g Washington N d CALLAHAN CO. With Over Twenty Years' Reputation -F or We sell only the BEST MADE and at the lowest prices for Guaranteed Merchandise. If you see it at CALLAHAN COMPANY'S ITS NE EDUCATION HAS A BEGINNING BUT N0 ENDING And it can have no real BEGINNING Without the Teaching of THRIFT This Bank Pays 492, Interest on Savings A Bank of Excellent Service YAKIMA TRUST COMPANY DEPARTMENTS Commercial Savings Trust Bond Safe Deposit . . . DIRECTORS F1rstNatlonal Bank of Yakima R. M. Hardv A. D. Sloan CAPITOL AND SURPLUS '5 ' W N Irishv Jos. P. Kohls Alex nder Vlilgf I7JicE'gi2:g?IWEQ1BS3D?si1ciJ?g:n, Vice Pres Joe L' Clift J' J' Crawford J A I d C h r C-M-Whart0n,A t t P V A. J. Gamble W. L. Dimrnick PBAII AtCh' FHshrkeyAmchf HFC fdAtChEJI kAnch W-A-Bell