St Joseph Academy - Jomara Yearbook (Yakima, WA)

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Sixty-eight T H E A U R O R A Dear Walt Mason: I am in despair. Day by day, my freckles multiply, and I would be really beautiful without them. What shall I do to get rid of them? Mary. Dear Mary: Cultivate the acquaintance of some cow that gives good buttermilk, and explain the situation to her. Walt Mason. Dcar Walt Mason: I have one, sole, fault, and that is my love for dancing. My mother says that it is moral suicide to ruin my health by such a fantastic exercise. What can I do to break myself of the habit? Elsie. Dear Elsie: Under one arm carry a hatchet with which to break yourself 5 under the other, a can of glue with which to make the floor perpetually meet your sole Walt Mason. Dear Walt Mason: There seems to be no end to my grow- ing process. I really do not want to rival a mountain, for I do not wish to be a piece of scenery in nature. Please help me. Frances. Dear Frances: Abstain from all food and drink for at least three months. If not diminished in size by then, probably Horlick's Malted Milk and a bottle could take you back to baby days. Walt Mason. Dear Walt Mason: I am eighteen, and only a midget in size. Whatever shall I do to grow? Leona. Dear Leona: Eat Brussels Sprouts. Walt Mason. Dear Walt Mason: I am an adorable girl, but am a little in- clined to let my good fortune make my head swell. Is there anything I can do? Jean. Dear Jean: Wear a rubber cap. It stretches. Walt Mason. CHARLES M. VAN DYKE Jeweler Phone 344 320 E. Yakima Ave A Good Place to Invest Your SAVINGS The Liberty Savings 8a Loan Assn. 32 No. 2nd Street A Good Place to Borrow Money NACHES HEIGHTS NURSERIES NURSERY STOCK Exclusively from Bud Selection Office in Richey-Gilbert Building Telephone 2738 Yakima, Washingto YAKIMA VALLEY LUMBER CO. Phone 2796 Cor. Walnut and lst Ave. So. Yakima, Wash WINTHROP FRUIT CO. Richey dr Gilbert Bldg. Yes this is the ' WEDDLE TRANSFER We are Experts on Moving Furniture and Pianos Let us help you. Just call 49 R. S. KELLEY Grocer Phone 313 12th Ave, and Division St WEST SIDE NATIONAL BANK Capitol S100,000.00

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THE A U R O R A Sixty seven And candy sweet, Pk Pk Pk And bonnets, and ribbons, Pk Pk Pk And banks to put your gold. Pk Pk Pk And doctors, and lawyers, Pk Pk Pk To merit your thanks. Pk Pk Pk We can show you Pk Pk Pk The prettiest flowers, Pk Pk Pk And introduce you Pk Pk Pk To the Undertaking parlors. Pk Pk Pk And oh !- Pk Pk Pk Do thank them for us- Pk Pk Pk Even if you wish them Pk Pk Pk To be less prosperous. Pk Pk Pk Just like a stage Pk Pk Pk Examine each page of ads. Pk Pk Pk If we were critics Pk Pk Pk And those who helped us Pk Pk Pk V Finance our Annual, Pk Pk Pk Were actors, Pk Pk Pk We could not criticize Pk Pk Pk The smallest thingg Pk Pk Pk For we appreciate too much Pk Pk Pk The kindness Pk Pk Pk Uf our advertisers. Pk Pk Pk And we hope Pk Pk Pk Our readers too, Pk Pk Pk Will appreciate, Pk Pk Pk And patronize them, Pk Pk Pk As We will do. Pk Pk 'Pk We Seniors, Thank you! ROCHE FRUIT PRODUCE C0. We handle BERRY CRATES HALLOCKS All kinds of BOX MATERIAL FERTILIZER HOTEL MICHIGA FRANK P. MULLINS

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T H E A U R 0 R A Sixty-nine I ii- f-- A ,V ,'1- ix X2 We Buy for Gish K -A We ,sen for Cash Dry Goods, Ready to Wear Millinery, shoes, Men's Iiggiggrwgd i and Boys' Furnishings For Men, Women 'W '1 C d'e We Sell Dependable Merchandise at Prices Lower Than any 2.::'v5'si18,25siff.FiBfF?fii-,3s 1 .65 other me WElIGEL'S Exclusive Agency, Holeproof Hosiery Phone 246 Spalding Athletic Goods Are the Best See Us for Baseball, Tennis and Golf Equipment LOCKE HARDWARE CO. 5 East Yakima Avenue Valley Gold Butter and Ice Cream, Dairy Products of Superior Quality Manufactured :md Sold by YAKIMA DAIRYMEN'S ASSOCIATION Quality and Service Our Motto Phono 183 or Call at 509-ll-13 W. Yakima Avo.