St Johnsbury Academy - Lamp Yearbook (St Johnsbury, VT)

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 U 2£ 7946 MARRIAGES Due to the carelessness of the PUBLICAN'S reporter, L. McGinnis, we are sorry to say that we do not know who the lucky bridegroom at the former Dorothy Larma's lovly wedding late yesterday afternoon was; but v e are sure that the couple will be extremely happy. SPORTS Tomorrow is that long awaited day in the sports world — the battle of the sexes — Burrow's Bats versus Cook's Cats. Come one; come all! Get there early if you want a seat. SOCIETY NOTES Miss Cramton will be installed President of the Sunshine Ladies' Club at the regular meeting tonight. Miss Janet Douglas, program chairman, announced' that there will be a lecture on homotenerics by Miss Consuella Johnson, and a demonstration on Cooking: Not a Catastrophe by Miss Nathalie Mitchell, assisted by the chairman. The schedule for the next two meetings are as follows: THE MARSHFIELD EXPRESS Mear’s Meandering Special 2c a mile — solid comfort 1. Miss Bernice Quimby, Vermont's only woman representative will speak on the Way to a Man's Heart is Through His Garden . 2. Miss Barbara Longmore, the famous missionary teacher in India will talk on the training of the native, (of India, that is) It is rumored that Miss Lola Belle Hodgdon, first lady of Granby, has acquired another personal maid; namely, Miss I. Doscoteaux. LOST 4 tires, I engine, I fender, I M c L AREN'S LAUNDRY OUT DAMNED SPOT Re'iable Sevice Telephone 46 BAXTER'S BAKERY PRUNE PIES — like mother makes — 46c Open 46 Hours Daily Does your head ache? Do you see spots before your eyes?—mmm? TRY KENNISON'S CURE-ALL TODAY Don't neglect that ache or pain. steering wheel, 2 headlights, I driver's license. Call S. N. Hall. Barbara Johnson—Last seen in East Passumpsic Hollow. If found please return to class of '46 reunion. Reward. NOTICE Due to the sickness of the staff artist, Miss Mary Lou Turner, there will be no comic strip today. Stanley Smith, Editor-in-Chief. AUCTION!!!! Due to more enticing fields offered me I shall sell my farm for any price next Tuesday at public auction. Dorothy Poole, proprietor of Shadowstream Farm HUBBARD'S HARDWARE STORE Buy YOUR nails here They never rust — when they're Hubbard's RODEO'S REDUCING RANCH Make Your Appointment Today Try our new Swiss Massages and you'll wonder how you ever did without them. N. Mollica Entertains the Undernourished. 13

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'Ufis. c faadzmy Student Fifield, court stenographer, j reports that Miss Kimball had carelessly bumped into a tree I while driving at 100 m. p. h. down Passumpsic way. NOTICE Since my wife has left my bed and board, without just cause or provocation, I will no longer be responsible for any bills contracted by her. R. L. Smith. ACADEMY NOTES Admiral Joseph Cotton who recently returned from Pago Pago gave a very interesting talk in chapel on his thrilling experiences. Principal Stewart Gibson has announced the appointments of two new teachers to the Academy staff for next year. Miss Brenda Buckland will be in charge of the history department, and Mr. Ronald Benoit will teach chemistry and will serve as Dean of Boys. In response to the numerous inquiries, Mr. Gibson stated that there has been no honor roll at the Academy since the class of '46 graduated. BOOK REVIEWS Miss Jean Pillsbury has completed her new children's book, The Bounding Maine, and sales will begin next month. Place your order now. Success has at last found its wending way into the heart of Miss Avis Hoyt who now has found herself in the highest bracket of the income tax payers since the rcent publication of her book, My Diary, 1942-1946. Make It A MORRIS MORRIS AND MORRIS CO. EASY CHAIRS AND SOFAS LOCAL NEWS (Special Edition by Miss J. F. Benny) Miss Marjorie Leavitt has returned from Lake Deadstill where she visited Miss Martha Jean Canning at her summer home. She returned with the news that Eleanor Moore has opened a lakeside hotel at Lake Bullseye. Miss Frances Adams has been ill for a few days, after eating various pills she concocted to immune herself to the mumps. Miss Mary Nolan has acquired a position as private secretary to the Sultan of Zanzibar, i. e. Paul Hawley. East St. Johnsbury is still listening to the heedless cries of Miss C. Chase, who has been campaigning for mayor of that metropolis for ten years. Henry Goss is home on a vacation from his position as skiing instructor in Switzerland. He reports that his chief assistant, Miss C. Nelson, met with a catastrophe on a high slope, and is recovering now from a broken toe. Although several years late for his personal use, today Jack Morrill laid the last spike — a gold one, at that — in his private railroad from Woodstock to Fairbanks Cottage. Miss Jeannette Allen, R. N., leaves tomorrow to assist Dr. R. C. Cramton at his work as the famous missionary doctor leaves again to give aid among the natives of the North Pole. Florence's Flower Shoppe. Orchids @ $46.00, clover 46c. Florence Buxton, Prop. advt. GAFFNEY S GROCERIES Special Today — SAUERKRAUT 46c a pound Irene Marcotte recently won a prize of $46.00 for her painting '46”, or Ye Gads! — What's That? Misses Charlotte Kimball and Margaret Vear have returned from an extended visit to the 1 South Pole and we have heard rumored that a book of their experiences will be published any day now. Keep it in-mind: it ought to prove interesting! The regular town buses will shortly be done away with when the Misses B. Reynolds and M. Warren put into operation their Electric Eagle System. WEATHER REPORT (Up-to-the-minute reports by Laura Irwin) Hot air such that has never been felt since the year that the class of '46 was at the Academy is expected in the near future. BIRTHS Congratulations are due Magister G. S. Newell whose pet skunk, Stinky, has become the proud mother of quintuplets! DEATH The community extends its utmost sympathy to L. A. Nelson on the death of his six new cows. TODAY ONLY CASSIDY'S COZY THEATRE THE FIGHTING F O R T Y - S I X Starring Adrien Daigneault and Laura Lou Merriman Produced - Directed Costumed By S. W. White 12

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