St Johns Kilmarnock School - Eagle Yearbook (Breslau, Ontario Canada)

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JOE (YOSIF, YUGO) PANKARIKAN F.S: My colourful metaphors may not be printed under current laws. M.M.M: Signing the drop-out sheet for Algebra .. . and feeling GOOD about it ever since! Ach: Receiving absolutely no van washes in four years, living through four years of English lectures and Geography films. Amb: To seek a meaningful career in gynecology. JOHN PEPPLER F.S: 1. I need more Calgon!, 2. Oh, I ' ll do it! M.M.M: Baker ' s dozen, saying Have a nice summer to Ann Finnie, writing a book on parking-lot behavior. Ach: Watching Animal House” in economics, having 76 pens and not paying for any, watching John B. put street signs on Bill’s yard. Amb: To marry a 270 lb Guatamalan farm-girl, enter the Green Machine in the Indy 500, to meet and party with Ann Finnie’s 26 year old boy- friend. CHRIS (FROSTY, WOODY. AMONG OTHER THINGS) ROBERTSON F.S: 1. Got any paper?, 2. Why me, Ma ' am? What about trial by a jury of my peers? M.M.M: Singing Ain ' t Got Time To Die” for the Penn State Choir. Ach: Proving ' men are superior to women’ in an English class debate, graduating without a note-book. MIKE (GLOVES) ROBINSON F.S: My car needs waxing, the no stick relationship! M.M.M: The parties and the girls and Canada Wide Science Fair. Ach: the guy most often told to get a hair cut and shave, went to school for four days all of April. Amb: to be a jock, sail the perfect wave, ski 38 off, and live like a beach bum in California with the perfect wave baby! STEVE SHERBAN 60 o

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COLIN (FUDGE) LACKNER F.S: 1. C’mon ma’am It’s Friday! 2. Hey Smit 3. Scrag! M.M.M: Friday Algebra classes. Day 5 on Friday, Burning at Raytheon (thanks to A.S.A.P.K.II) Amb: to have a Ferrari by age 25, to own Club Med. CHRISTINE (TINEY-BOPPER, THE STRAWBERRY GIRL) LING Remember: first day, Dorset, mak- ing kites with Krissy, glow-in-the- dark hair, saying hello to the pave- ment, walking into lockers, D.C. (especially the rape!), Xerox, 1, 2 and 3, “nice technique”, papering Tim Horton’s, and . . . we’ve only just begun . . . DAVE MARSHALL F.S: Trust me on this one. 2. Somehow I don’t think so. 3. It’s blowing 20 Knots! Hold my calls! M.M.M: Victory donuts in the Green Machine, Mr. Sommerville catching a wave in economics. Ach: Being sick on every windy afternoon this spring. Amb: to study advanced wave kinetics at the Univesity of Hawaii. BLAKE NEIBERT F.S: How ya doing? 2. I’m being misquoted! M.M.M: filling the school van with empty bottles, mooning the school van with John Brattman on the way back from Rafting, filling Mr. Woolfrey’s front yard with construc- tion signs. Ach: being a key member of the L.L. Club, having more spares than anybody else, failing every Finite math test or assignment from Christmas to June, renting “Animal House” for the boys to watch in economics. Amb: to hoard Big Macs in my freezer and run McD’s out of business. NAGA (NAGAHIDE) ODA F.S: I don’t wanna go home. M.M.M: Washington trip, meeting K.S., J.R., C.C., C.L., L.J., T.B., Z.B., K.H., A.F., S.G., B.N., P.B. Ach: Field hockey, soccer, volley- ball, learning English faster and bet- ter than any other exchange student. Amb: to come back to Canada, to own a candy apple red Corvette. 59

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DUNCAN (CHEAPIE, VIRGIL, BLUEBEARD) SMART F.S: 1, What? . . . How Much? . . . You ' ve got to be kidding!?!!, 2. A penny saved is a penny earned. 3. Ancient Chinese secret, huh! M.M.M: The Baker’s Dozen, pass- ing Mr. Zink at the front of the school motorcade, being cheap. Gr. 10 computer class, watching Animal House in economics. Act: 9 years at SJK (that ' s one hell of an achievement!) Amb: to be even more cheap. MARK SMITH F.S: 1. Hey Dude!, 2. Hey Scrag!, 3. Questions 1-40, Miss Aylward, you ' re crazy! M.M.M: Playing baseball with Cap- tain, getting 82% on the final Calculus exam, getting suspended in Gr. 10 for moving Miss Kuntz’s car. Ach: looking prettier than Madonna, successfully giving Miss Aylward a hard time in Algebra class with the help of Colin and Chris, putting off getting a haircut when told by Mr. Zink, not getting a single haircut through Gr. 13. Amb: to be a rock star, to take over teaching in Algebra class, to be Chris Robertson’s boss. ALISON VICTORIA STEWART F.S: 1. Look! My hair is growing!, 2. Why shoot someone tomorrow that you can shoot today. 3. Trust me! M.M.M: Personally greeting the glass door and regretting it later, 2:34 P.M., experiencing new and exotic fragrances in Washington (where’s my money?) Ach: running 100 meters without resting, NOT killing Chris Robert- son, gossiping in the play. Amb: to rule the world, turn the U.S. into Canada, to be the first Prime Minister to wear a mini, to get out of high school. BONNIE WONG M.M.M: The St. John’s Run - runn- ing in the snow and getting lost. Dissection of the ugliest cat I had ever seen. Ach: Being first position in the Descarte Math Contest. Amb: GREAT ambitions. FIONA YUEN F.S: Oh yeah? Really? Come on! M.M.M: While getting changed, Mr. Thunder (lygelPen) suddenly came out of the equipment room, had my famous non-stop nose-bleeding during my first exam in SJK, staying up until five in the morning and get- ting 83% in the second Bio. test the long and challenging cat dissection project I’ll never forget the smell! Ach: getting 79.899% in my aver- age. Amb: . . . nothing! 61